Zack as Cookie Cat
Fel as Frybo 
Lyrics by Zack 

Steven:
Cookie Cat!

Cookie Cat:
I’ll score you so hard, and take you to Mars! 
I won’t lose to a costume controlled by a gem shard
Laying down ice hard disses, even Steven can’t heal 
Hell my cookie is what activated up his shield 
You’re in for a frozen treat, you’ll give loss a taste 
I came into this battle to put a frown on your face! 
Messing with this refu g? you got defeated by some clothes 
I’ll chop you into fry bits to take this living crow

Frybo:
A fucking pussy cookie battling me? thats unusual 
Melt your ice rhymes, this is going to get brutal 
All you can eat killing spree, my goal is to control and crush
So back off cause you’re going to have to ketchup 
Do me a flavor, go back to your store, let's shake on it!
I’ll show you a war with these disses I spit 
You’ll end up like Pee Dee, disappointed with your life
Now shut that mouth before I stuff it with fries

Cookie Cat:
You were set on fire and sailed away into the sea
While I got poison spit, call me a deadly centipede 
You’re worse than Lion Lickers, lets just end this fast
Cookie Cat! now available at anywhere to kick your ass

Frybo:
This win was crispy-you're whole story was a bore
I’ll be rocking on this creamed cat like a sea horse 
Your win is lost with your family, better get back on that spaceship 
You’ve just been Frybo’d now lets put this battle to a finish

Cookie Cat Vs Frybo. Steven Universe Rap Battles

Fel as Hoppy 
Zack as Hopper

Frenzy as Uncle Grandpa
Metal as Belly Bag

Hoppy:
I hop into the battle, to put you in forever sleep! 
Both:
Our raps will make Garnets power levels look weak  
Hopper and Hoppy:
BINGO!
Hopper:
I’ll put a hole through your head like Ringo 
Zip your mouth with that bag, 
Both:
Ya saggy freakshow! 
Hoppy:
I got wits when I spit lyrics sharper than my sword 
You help kids but they won’t help you in this rap war!
Hopper:
You’ll be chopped into food just like your pizza friend
Your main goal in the show was to danger steven

Uncle Grandma:
Good morning! I eat furry hairballs for breakfast
I know I’m happy and kind but in rap, I’m reckless! 
Go through you faster than a three way sub in a minute! 
-As I’m drowning you more than lars and sadies ship did
Don’t worry, Mr Hoppers, your win isn't canon 
I have magic powers, you're looked down apon in battling 
You’re going wish you had Hope-er, well just trust
me, when I breath fire on the mic; You can call me gus 

Hoppy:
Get off the mic, grandpa, your rhymes are old like your face
Hopper:
That verse made me more sick than your head in space
Hoppy:
Numbers have no meaning for the raps I bring to end this fems 
Hopper:
Your episode was just you being chased by the crystal gems
Both:
Cataway gags won’t save your comedy from being crap!
Even with years of training, you’ll still fail at rap 
Hoppy:
Be careful, I nearly had the jump on this pedo orge 
Hopper:
Your rhymes were a joke, like your april fools crossover 

Uncle Grandpa:
Belly Bag! I need to teach these animals to learn
Belly Bag:
You help troubled kids Grandpa, so this isn’t your concern
Uncle Grandpa: 
Yeah! I’m dropping steven bombs, so be nice to your grandpa 
While I’m in the air on the giant realistic flying tiger 
Lyrically blast with a bee-sooker than a snake shooter
Than a snake shooter again, I’m a onion ring brusier! 
I made people laugh, your episode made them bored
Watch me crossover my rhymes to leave you two floored! 


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