Once, amongst the nascent universe, there was silence. 
The silence was thick, interstellar boulders clustered together in the black void. Crude galaxies were cobbled together by gravity's perennially insatiable appetite to unify, to stratify. 

Some say Eltron appeared from the vacuum of space itself. Some say there was a ripple in space time. Some claim the Tempra Plus came first and helped him transverse the cross section of infinity. 

Noone knows exactly what happened, except that he brought something for the people. The User Experience. Worth, in the universe, all the iridescent orbs in the sky- floating like burning thoraxes of omniscient arachnids. Worth, here in flesh and bone- 5 out of 5 stars.

The Return Of Eltron (Demo)

Eltron and Tempra Plus travelled the cosmos as part of their research on discovering the most titillating Tactile experience.

They scoured the far reaches of reality right to the blurred edges of time. Among the collated data Stieble and Tempra had found; shlurping water without swallowing, sliding down the back of a grotesquely enormous and diaphanous amoeba, and listlessly floating in vats of grapseeed oil to be some of the most notable experiences.

At the apex of all these grandiose and exhilarating feelings, was one other.

Rubbing PAPER BAG On STUBBLE. 

Wearied from their travels. The pair found a true behemoth of beauty. Tim Kessell. He was found in his human form with his legs wrapped over his head in the attempt of perfecting his sleeping pretzel posture. His voice, is of such poignant exquisiteness that it is said to bloom physically into the ear. Hence he is known also as Sweet Tone. 

It is with Sweet Tone that the Stieble and Tempra learned about the existence of two others. Steven Oildrum, and Princess Pumatroid. 

One day, by chance. A greasy paper bag was idly drifting through the vacuous antimatter of space. Perhaps it had once held a toasted cheese croissant. As Sweet Tone was in the middle of deep thought about his sister Princess Pumatroid, he grasped his prickled chin and rubbed. At that moment, the paper bag landed on his inquiring fist and created a tactile experience between stubble, grease and hand so emotive that he grew ten feet and his inner eye awoke. He still has two feet but got taller.

Rubbing PAPER BAG On STUBBLE (Demo)

Untold History of Eltron not yet salvaged from the archives.

Costanza (Demo)

BOSS BATTLE (Demo)

<3 Princess <3 Pumatroid <3 (Demo)

Lazer Beam (Demo)

CARNAL . SENSUAL . TECHNOLOGICAL

Stieble Eltron brings you The User Experience. User Experience; a person’s behaviours, attitudes, and emotions about or using a product system or service. A computer operating system, Hewlett-Packard’s version of Unix. A Digraph representing Û. Man or machine? Stieble Eltron knows lots of hotkey shortcuts. But will this bring him success?

Height: N/A

Special Ability: Pushups / Situps

Arch Nemesis: Steven Oildrum