The not-so-wonderful world of YIIK is full of mysterious oddities and it doesn't get more mysterious or odd than the funny Golden Alpaca. With his hilarious lemonade joke, he's here to represent indie RPGS whether you want him to or not! For a dumb joke with no payoff, he's certainly no slouch when it comes to his tracks!

Sources:

- Music from YIIK and Indie RPGs released 2013-2019.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons/lemonade.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly about the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D, I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

9. Golden Alpaca

Still not a tournament.

Characters: Golden Alpaca vs. Dick and Vaj

MC VAGINA: "Is lemonade all you can say, cause if so, that's kinda hot."
GOLDEN ALPACA: "...Lemonade."
CRIMVAEL: "God help me, I'm surrounded by idiots..."

Golden Alpaca's Sources:
- Music from YIIK and Indie RPGs released 2013-2019.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons/lemonade.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly about the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D, I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

Dick and Vaj's sources:
- Music by Jon Lajoie and early era YouTube comedians.
(Show Me Your Genitals, WTF Collective, Everyday Normal Guy, Bo Burnham songs, YFM songs, etc.)
- Songs from fanservice anime/games or porn in general.
(Senran Kagura, Ishuzoku Reviewers, Keijo!!!!!!!!, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Kill La Kill, Highschool DxD, etc.)
- Sexual Songs or songs about having sex.
(Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot, Shake That Ass Bitch - Booty Bass, S&M - Rihanna, SexyBack - Justin Timberlake, My Neck, My Back - Khia, etc.)

Songs Used:
Evening Stroll - Pocket Mirror (Indie RPGs)
Booty - Jennifer Lopez ft. Iggy Azalea (Sex)
That’s What I Like - Bruno Mars (Sex)
I’m Too Sexy - Right Said Fred (90’s/Sex)
My Neck, My Back - Khia (Sex)
My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas (Sex)

I don't know why I wanted to make this one

Butt Game

Still not a tournament.

Character: Golden Alpaca

Bio: The not-so-wonderful world of YIIK is full of mysterious oddities and it doesn't get more mysterious or odd than the funny Golden Alpaca. With his hilarious lemonade joke, he's here to represent indie RPGS whether you want him to or not! For a dumb joke with no payoff, he's certainly no slouch when it comes to his tracks!

Sources:
- Music from YIIK and Indie RPGs released 2013-2019.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons/lemonade.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly about the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D, I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

Songs Used:
Krow Battle Theme - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Running in the 90’s - Initial D (90’s)
Tha Crossroads - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (90’s)
Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin (90’s)
Wild, Wild West - Will Smith (So Bad, It’s Good)
Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio (90’s)
I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly (90’s)
Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey (90’s)

The Day Before Y2K

Still not a tournament.

Character: Golden Alpaca

Bio: The not-so-wonderful world of YIIK is full of mysterious oddities and it doesn't get more mysterious or odd than the funny Golden Alpaca. With his hilarious lemonade joke, he's here to represent indie RPGS whether you want him to or not! For a dumb joke with no payoff, he's certainly no slouch when it comes to his tracks!

Sources:
- Music from YIIK and Indie RPGs released 2013-2019.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons/lemonade.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly about the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D, I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

Songs Used:
Victory Theme - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Gettin’ Jiggy With It - Will Smith (90’s)
His World - Ali Tabatabaee & Matty Lewis (So Bad, It’s Good)
Lemonade - Internet Money (Lemonade)

Victory! Golden Alpaca

Still not a tournament.

Characters: Golden Alpaca vs. Crazy Loop vs. Beansto

BEANSTO: "No! There is no way you're getting me to fight that thing!"
CRAZY LOOP: "I've faced it before, lady. The Golden Alpaca is a peaceful creature at heart. All it wants is one thing in life..."
BEANSTO: "Oh yeah?! And what could that one thing be?!"
GOLDEN ALPACA: "LEMONADE."

Golden Alpaca's sources (UPDATED):
- Music from YIIK and Indie RPGs released 2013-2019.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons, lemonade and beverages.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly about the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D, I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

Crazy Loop's sources:
- Music from various Europop/dance bands and artists or those featured on Eurovision Song Contest.
(Dragostea Din Tei/Numa Numa, Crazy Loop, I’m Blue (Da Ba Die) - Eiffel 65, Around the World (La La La La La) - A Touch of Class, Scatman John, etc.)
- Songs known for being featured in viral videos.
(Gangnam Style - PSY, What Does the Fox Say? - Ylvis, Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday, Friday - Rebecca Black, etc.)
- Songs about vanity and egotism.
(This is Why I’m Hot - MIMS, I’m Too Sexy - Right Said Fred, 7 Rings - Ariana Grande, Pretty Girl Rock - Keri Hilson, etc.)
- Songs themed after insanity.
(Crazy - Gnarls Barkley, Crazy in Love - Beyonce, They’re Coming to Take Me Away - Napoleon XIV, Psychosocial - Slipknot, etc.)

Beansto's sources:
- Music from Pokémon media as well as its fan-games, imitators and well-known faces of the Pokémon community.
(Various Pokémon Theme Songs, The Pokérap, Battle! Zinnia, Pokémon Christmas Bash, Fighting Foodons, We Must Go Deeper - Leo.SZN)
- Music from games built to be intentionally difficult or straight up unfair.
(Dark Souls, I Want to Be the Boshy, Takeshi’s Challenge, Battletoads, Cat Mario)
- Songs related to space, stars, multiverses and dimensional travel.
(Space Oddity - David Bowie, Hit ‘Em High - Space Jam, Astronaut in the Ocean - Masked Wolf, Lego Dimensions, Multiversus)
- Music from games featured in Kitsunachos playthroughs (NO YIIK).
(Generic RPG Maker music, Mighty No. 9, Balan Wonderworld, Pocket Mirror)
- Music by Queen and other songs stolen by Pokémon Wack.
(Don’t Stop Me Now, Bohemian Rhapsody, Beat of the Rising Sun - Initial D, The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels)

Songs used:
Rocketeer - Far East Movement (Space & Stars)
When You’re on The Other Side - DJ Rave (Eurodance)
It Has Begun - Starset (Space & Stars)
Lemonade - Internet Money (Beverages)
Pika Girl - S3RL (Pokémon)
Orange Soda - Baby Keem (Beverages)
Psycho - Puddle of Mudd (Insanity)
Smooth - Santana ft. Rob Thomas (90’s)
I’d Rather See Your Star Explode - Slaves (Space & Stars)
Crazy Loop (Europop)
NJ Legion Iced Tea - A Day to Remember (Beverages)
7 Rings - Ariana Grande (Vanity)
Psycho Eddy - Anastasia Stephen (Insanity)
The Machine and the Krow (YIIK: A Postmodern RPG)

This might be my favorite mashup I've ever worked on so far

Rocketing Towards Total Destruction (THREE-WAY)

Still not a tournament.

Character: Golden Alpaca

Bio: The not-so-wonderful world of YIIK is full of mysterious oddities and it doesn't get more mysterious or odd than the funny Golden Alpaca. With his hilarious lemonade joke, he's here to represent indie RPGS whether you want him to or not! For a dumb joke with no payoff, he's certainly no slouch when it comes to his tracks!

Sources:
- Music from YIIK and other Indie RPGs.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons, lemonade and beverages.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly relating to the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D, I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

Songs used:
1999 - Charli XCX & Troye Sivan (90's)
Brokentooth March - Lisa: The Joyful (Indie RPGs)
679 - Fetty Wap feat. Monty (Beverages)
Hot Tea - Half-Alive (Beverages)
Lemonade - Internet Money (Lemonade/Beverages)
NJ Legion Iced Tea - A Day to Remember (Beverages)

I'll make a custom piece of artwork for him later LMAO
This is another character that hadn't gotten a solo track in a while so I said fuck it

Olathian Arnold Palmer

Still not a tournament.

Character: Golden Alpaca

Bio: The not-so-wonderful world of YIIK is full of mysterious oddities and it doesn't get more mysterious or odd than the funny Golden Alpaca. With his hilarious lemonade joke, he's here to represent indie RPGS whether you want him to or not! For a dumb joke with no payoff, he's certainly no slouch when it comes to his tracks!

Sources:

- Music from YIIK and Indie RPGs released 2013-2019.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons/lemonade.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly about the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D,  I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

Songs Used:
The Machine and the Crow (Allanson) - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi (Lemonade)
Jump - Kris Kross (90’s)
Baby, One More Time - Brittney Spears (90’s)
Running in the 90’s - Initial D (90’s)

I'm sorry

LEMONADE

Still not a tournament.

Characters: Crazy Loop vs. Golden Alpaca

CRAZY LOOP: "What is it you want so badly creature? Fame, fortune, ladies?"
GOLDEN ALPACA: "...Lemonade."
CRAZY LOOP: "Mmmm I hear you baby..."

Crazy Loop's Sources:
- Music from various Europop/dance bands and artists.
(Dragostea Din Tei/Numa Numa, Crazy Loop, I’m Blue (Da Ba Die) - Eiffel 65, Around the World (La La La La La) - A Touch of Class, Scatman John, etc.)
- Songs known for being featured in viral videos.
(Gangnam Style - PSY, What Does the Fox Say? - Ylvis, Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday, Friday - Rebecca Black, etc.)
- Songs about being impossibly attractive.
(This is Why I’m Hot - MIMS, I’m Too Sexy - Right Said Fred, 7 Rings - Ariana Grande, Pretty Girl Rock - Keri Hilson, etc.)
- Songs about or named after insanity.
(Crazy - Gnarls Barkley, Crazy in Love - Beyonce, They’re Coming to Take Me Away - Napoleon XIV, Psychosocial - Slipknot, etc.)

Golden Alpaca's Sources:
- Music from YIIK and Indie RPGs released 2013-2019.
(Golden Alpaca Boss Theme, The Mind Dungeon Theme, Lisa: The Painful RPG OST, Hylics OST, etc.)
- Music from media famous for being “So Bad, It’s Good”.
(The Room Theme, Sonic ‘06 OST, Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage? - Freddy Got Fingered, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon OST, etc.)
- Songs related to lemons/lemonade.
(Burnt Rice - Shawn Wasabi, Lemon Eyes - Meg Myers, The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin, etc.)
- Music from Billboard’s Top 100 songs of the 90’s (and songs directly about the 90’s).
(Smooth - Santana, Running in the 90’s - Initial D, I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly, Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin, etc.)

Songs Used:
Into the Mind (Toby Fox) - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG
Dragostea Din Tei - O-Zone (Europop)
Axel F - Crazy Frog (Europop)
Scatman - Scatman John (Europop)
Whoomp! (There It Is) - Tag Team (90’s)
The Machine and the Crow (Allanson) - YIIK: A Postmodern RPG

YIIK has way better music than it should

WHAT'S GOING ON, VELLA?

Cheesy's fake KFAD-inspired tournament where he posts mashups based on things he's interested in.

9. Golden Alpaca

Still Not a Tournament