Handbook For The Recently Chaotic
Stone Age Man
Original Release Date: December 2, 2020
All songs written by GP Stone © 2020
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Handbook For The Recently Chaotic

The Dark Machine

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Shine

For Your Love

Home

Disinfo-Nation

Up Is Down

On A Nickel And A Dime

Nightmares In The Middle Of The Day

Sweet Love

Been Down So Long

Hard Times

Shovelling Coal Into Steam

Recorded at Meech Creek Studio, Farm Point, QC
Mixed by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studio, Ottawa
Mastered by David Cain at SoundMaster Studios, Ottawa

Written and arranged by Greg Paul Stone [APRA]
Copyright 2014 © All rights reserved
Produced by Greg Paul Stone and Neal Sundet

The Legend of the Pom Pom Kid

There’s a new kid in the yard today
I saw him with Miss Hathaway
Looked jumpy was a nervous cat
And sitting on his head was a pom pom hat
Don’t you ever touch his hat or
Quick as you can blink you’ll be on your back
He’s studied in Karate they said
Don’t mix it, mix it with the pom pom kid

Don’t mess up with the Pom Pom Kid
Like Bobby Boy Loranco did
Bobby Boy can hold his own
But the kid’s got a mean streak hard as stone
I heard he learned to fight in jail
When his momma wouldn’t pony up with the bail
The cops couldn’t make it stick 
Don’t mix it, mix it with the Pom Pom Kid

I heard his parents died in a crash 
When the plane they were flying simply ran out of gas
Funny how the last thing they did
Was mix it with the Pom Pom Kid
The kid’s got a rep don’t you know
And a list of arrests as long as your arm
But no convictions they said 
Don’t mix it, mix it with the Pom Pom Kid
[CHORUS]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
The girls stare when he goes by
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
The boys won’t look him in the eye
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
I wonder if he really did
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
All the things I heard about the Legend of the Pom Pom Kid

I went up to the kid today
Asked him if he could explain
Why he got such a bad rap
& why he’s always wearing that pom pom hat
It was all lies don’t you know
‘Cept his parents really died and the pain did show
Like the scar on his head
From the crash that created the Legend of the Pom Pom Kid

Copyright © 2012 Gregory Paul Stone [APRA]

Touch The Sun

The Legend Of The Pom Pom Kid

Recorded at Meech Creek Studio, Farm Point, QC
Mixed by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studio, Ottawa
Mastered by David Cain at SoundMaster Studios, Ottawa

Written and arranged by Greg Paul Stone [APRA]
Copyright 2014 © All rights reserved
Produced by Greg Paul Stone and Neal Sundet

Touch the Sun
Wily was wiry with a ganja tattoo that you knew that he already regretted
Time was parceled into tin foil squares but time won’t stand to be indebted
So don’t you let it 
So don’t you let it 
Don’t forget it
Time won’t stand to be indebted

Duane was as plain as the nose on your face oh what a shock when I heard
He rode the white horse to the cemetery gates and nobody said a word
At least I heard
At least I heard
At least I heard
Nobody said a word

Brent was bent like $3 bill he never came home one night
He jumped in the river trying to get away boss got him locked down tight
He’s a sight
He’s a sight
He’s a sight
Boss got him locked down tight

Gord was bored with suburban life decided to make a change
He became she seemed a blink of an eye now nothing of Gord remains
And that’s okay
Was a jerk anyway
Now she’s Jane
And nothing of Gord remains
Stanley was manly and a total nutcase he came with a party trick
Batter up he cried as he cracked the kid’s skull and the sound of it made me sick
Lickity split
Lickity split
Lickity split
The sound of it made me sick

Shawn was born with a hole in his heart momma tried to keep him safe
But momma wasn’t with him in the car that night when they hit the emergency brake
Was just a prank
That really stank
Was just a prank
They died near the river bank

I was a fly on the wall of your life ain’t no saint it is sung (tried to touch the sun)
The city will eat you if you swallow it spit you out when it’s done
One by one
One by one
One by one
Spit you out when it’s done
On the run
On the run
On the run
Trying to touch the sun

Copyright © 2012 Gregory Paul Stone [APRA]

Recorded at Meech Creek Studio, Farm Point, QC
Mixed by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studio, Ottawa
Mastered by David Cain at SoundMaster Studios, Ottawa

Written and arranged by Greg Paul Stone [APRA]
Copyright 2014 © All rights reserved
Produced by Greg Paul Stone and Neal Sundet

Honey Took the Money
I threw the baby with the bath water and said goodbye to that town
Went looking for the funky people they’re the ones who wanna get down
I nursed that wreck up across the state line
Find a little honey gonna have a good time

Well I got more chicken than KFC
The whole cell block will be proud of me
I catch a little speed and the madness begins
Honey starts a stick up and I jump right in
But Honey had some other plans I found out
Honey took the money and ratted me out

I ain’t one to go down without a fight
It took six of ‘em to get me in the squad car that night
If I wasn’t on parole I probably would’ve lied
If I wasn’t on the come down I probably would’ve tried
I’ll catch another long stretch there’s no doubt
‘Cause Honey took the money and ratted me out

Copyright © 2012 Gregory Paul Stone [APRA]

Honey Took The Money

Recorded at Meech Creek Studio, Farm Point, QC
Mixed by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studio, Ottawa
Mastered by David Cain at SoundMaster Studios, Ottawa

Written and arranged by Greg Paul Stone [APRA]
Copyright 2014 © All rights reserved
Produced by Greg Paul Stone and Neal Sundet

Greg Paul Stone - Guitars, vocals, drums, harmonica
Joe Hincke - Bass
Rod Fotheringham - Piano, organ

Choir - Parker Stone, Tasha Forget, Eden Lavoie, Neal Sundet

I Told You So
[Verse]
I don’t trust you now
Since you broke my ship when you broke down
So take your medicine
And stay the hell away from me we’re no longer friends

So throw a dog a bone
My love has hit the rocks in parts unknown
It’s sinking like a stone
But I won’t go down with the ship I wouldn’t dream of it

[Chorus]
We all knew I’d need some convincing
Just to carry through with this thing
If you need me I’ll be listening
For that writing on the wall
The stumble ‘fore the fall and I’ll be gone
Na na na na na na I hate to say I told you so
Na na na na na na I hate to say I told you so

[Verse]
And then you come around
You try to play the part of the sad clown
But I’m not buying it
I tried to help you out and this is what I get?

I tell you when it rains it pours
I’ve got problems of my own I don’t need yours
So take your medicine
I’d like to wish you well in your self-created hell

[Chorus]
We all knew I’d need some convincing
Just to carry through with this thing
If you need me I’ll be listening
For that writing on the wall
The stumble ‘fore the fall and I’ll be gone
Na na na na na na I hate to say I told you so
Na na na na na na I hate to say I told you so

I Told You So

Recorded at Meech Creek Studio, Farm Point, QC
Mixed by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studio, Ottawa
Mastered by David Cain at SoundMaster Studios, Ottawa

Written and arranged by Greg Paul Stone [APRA]
Copyright 2014 © All rights reserved

You Know

There’s a secret I won’t say but you know you know
Every truth must have it’s day and you know you know

That this is but a lonely dream
A thing inside your mind
This is why, this is why

You’re playing dumb but I can smell that you know you know
In your eye I see the tell and you know you know

That this is but a lonely dream
A thing inside your mind
This is why, this is why

Open up and let the love light shine upon you now
This is why, this is why

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 
You seem fine but deep inside now you know you know

Copyright © 2012 Gregory Paul Stone [APRA]

You Know

Recorded at Meech Creek Studio, Farm Point, QC
Mixed by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studio, Ottawa
Mastered by David Cain at SoundMaster Studios, Ottawa

Written and arranged by Greg Paul Stone [APRA]
Copyright 2014 © All rights reserved

Drown In You

It was bright and we sat grinning like frogs on a sunny day
Nothing but to while away a moment in the sun
At the rickety old picnic table out in your backyard
Mint grew in a jar and I had found I’d fallen deep for you

Yes it’s true that this could be the way to spend a perfect day
Oh if you only knew I would fall so deep I’d drown in you

You made the weirdest omelet that a man had ever seen
It had mandarins and beans but the Bloody Mary helps
Only 30 days had passed since we opened that door
At first I wasn’t sure but I have found I’ve fallen deep for you

Yes it’s true that this could be the way to spend a perfect day
Oh if you only knew I would fall so deep I’d drown in you

No more waiting
Anticipating
A leap of faith and I have found you’ve fallen for me too

Yes it’s true that this is just the way to spend a perfect day
And now that you know it too, I will fall so deep I’ll drown in you

Yes it’s true that this is just the way to spend a perfect day
And now that you know it too, I will fall so deep I’ll drown in you
Yes you know it’s true that this is just the way to spend a perfect day
And now that you know it too
Yes it’s true I hope like hell I don’t screw it up this time

Copyright (C) 2012 Gregory Paul Stone [APRA]

Drown In You

Written by Greg Paul Stone © 2014
Produced by Greg Paul Stone and Neal Sundet
Recorded at Meech Creek Studios, Chelsea, QC
Mixed by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studios, Ottawa, ON
Mastered By David Cain at Soundmaster Studios, Ottawa, ON

Into the rabbit hole I go now
Knowing what we know now of stains in our eyes

And so into the sea
Swallow it down
Eternity is but the tide from what we show to what we hide

Over the edge I can discover something of the other side of my mind

And so into the sea
Swallow it down
Eternity is but the tide from what we show to what we hide

Copyright © Gregory Paul Stone 2012 [APRA]

Into The Sea

The Legend Of The Pom Pom Kid [Dub Remix]

Written by Greg Paul Stone [APRA] © 2014
Produced by Greg Paul Stone and Neal Sundet
Recorded at Meech Creek Studios, QC
Remix by Jason Jaknunas at Metropolitan Studios, ON

Greg Paul Stone - Vocals, guitars, drums, percussion
Marc Decho - Bass
Bethan Nodwell - Vocals
Rod Fotheringham - Organ

© Greg Paul Stone 2014

Legend Of The Pom Pom Kid [DUB REMIX]

THE LEGEND OF THE POM POM KID [DUB REMIX]

Throw Your TV In The Pool EP
STONE AGE MAN

Save Me
Carry Me Back
Look At What The Cat Dragged In
Faithless
Lullaby For The Dreamer

Lineup: 
Greg Paul Stone (gtr, vox, drums, keys)
 Bethan Nodwell (vox)
Anouk Grégoire (vox)
Bruce Cawdron (per)
Jeff Asselin (drums)
Rod Fotheringham (keys)
Marc Decho (bass)
Guest - James Stephens (vio)

Released April 4, 2016
Produced by Greg Paul stone
All songs written by Greg Paul Stone [APRA]
Copyright 2016 © All rights reserved

Throw Your TV IN The Pool

Lullaby For The Dreamer

Throw Your TV In The Pool

Faithless

Look At What The Cat Dragged In

Carry Me Back

Save Me

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