LYRICS:
I was abandoned at birth, brand new to earth
The young calzone fate handed the worst
A Girl called in late, hammered, and slurred
her words while the phone-man candidly smirked

Born, and we whipped down Camden & third
Knocked at the door, no answer at first
Vibrating phone still crammed in her purse
Heard no word, Awww damn I’M concerned! 

If she don’t get the door, I know that I’m gon' be alone to live
How am I supposed to get a job if I am only this tall?
I gotta ball, I gotta be the one the people know
Came up from the bottom and I do it for my D.P. Dough’s

Waiting on the porch, early morning, like
Will I ever get to live a normal life?
…A couple kids and an adoring wife?
The driver hit me with a warning like...

*Delivery Driver*
“Bro, if she doesn’t get the door in a minute,
I’ma have to leave and get these orders delivered
I knocked and I called, ain’t much more I can give it
And I think she fell asleep on the floor, but it’s dim lit
I can kinda see her body layin
She ain’t waking up is really all I'm tryna say and
Bro I hate to see you sad, see you contemplating
How a young calzone is supposed to make it
Boy, if you get on your grind and your mind is about the paper
You gone start to realize you can make it major
They gone start to feel the vibe, cuz it’s so contagious
Pepperoni all the time for the fuckin haters!!!!

It used to make sense
But now it’s all funny
I couldn’t pay rent
But now your boy's stunting
It used to rain then
But now it’s all sunny
I used to make friends
BUT NOW I MAKE MONEY

Tryna get back 
to the store before we close.
Losing heat in the backseat, Lordy knows,
All left calzones before me froze...
But that’s not how this story goes!

Hopped out my box then stretched my legs!
Feet hit the floor like heavy kegs.
Ran through the door see standing before me..
The man who restored me, And he said….

Ain’t no mistaking...
He told me I’ma make it.. uh
He told me I’ma make it..
Ain’t no mistaking...
He told me I’ma make it.. uh
He told me I’ma make it.. uh

It used to make sense
But now it’s all funny
I couldn’t pay rent
But now your boy's stunting
It used to rain then
But now it’s all sunny
I used to make friends
BUT NOW I MAKE MONEY

x4
But Now I make I money

Life Of A Calzone

LYRICS:

You listenin to the only calzone to ever do it….

Middle finger to some pizza.
She said I ain’t gonna eatcha.

He’s a papa, I’m a preacher
Little Caesar is a creature.
I sent Domino’s a demo
And it blew up all the speakers.

I can’t tell if I get stronger
Or if ya’ll just getting weaker.
Bought Digorno at a Marathon.
And threw it to a tweaker. 

Marinara in my beaker,
I’m a scientist critiquer,
So much data on oregano,
The stem can grow a meter.

I got whips now Shorty,
and I bought that sh*t wit ether
She say Papa Johns or Marcos?
I say neither then I leave her.
CUZ

X2
I’m on some “I don’t know what…”
You gonna try it or what???
X2 Sauce in my Styrofoam cup

Shooters on the squad like the NBA 
You a thin crust, skinnier than MGK

“Wait, is that a calzone?”

Stoney Calzoney

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