* Long ago two factions ruled over the SMP...

* SKIBIDIS and SIGMAS.

* One day war broke out between the factions.

* After along battle the SKIBIDIS were victorious.

* They banished SIGMAS to the far-lands and sealed them away with a magical bedrock barrier.

* Many years later...

[ Nuketown - 2025 ]

* Legends has it that those travel beyond the outer limits of our world never return...

* Dumbass.

1 - It Was Really Cool...

* NAME THE SKIBIDI.

> THE HAND

* IS THIS NAME CORRECT?

> YES

* Am I the asshole for dunking my baby Sulfuric acid?

* I (m22) dunked my baby in Sulfuric acid and now my wife wants a divorce!

2 - Cool Menu

3 - read me

* (smacks lips) mmmmm...

* ...

* Hey-a there... KID

* You're looking like a fine meal-a if I do say so myself....

* heh..

* Come with-a me....

* To the castle....

* It'll be "safe" there.

* ...No books around to try and.. groom ya'

* ...

* (smacks lips again)

4 - It's-A Me!

* Sure was nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, ay Hand?

* You are filled with BEES.
* File saved.

5 - Mono-Yellow

* this is what i call pulling a tales from the elevator

6 - hmm... i pirated shrek 2😼

* as a skibidi living in the far-lands enemies may try to game end you
* that’s really fucking gay
* so like…
* dont.
* let that happen to you
* I’ll be disappointed in you if it does
* however, in case that situation does arise...
* scream in their ear
* try it on this... thing

7 - Anticipation (But Cool)

* Drunken Bob-Omb and it's cohorts approach!

9 - Here Come The Guys!

* Scott The Woz 10 ATK 5 DEF
* Doesn't want to be known as the guy who owns Sonic Jam when he's dead.

10 - Vs. Scott "Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man" Daniel Wozniak

11 - gg ez you fuckign suck kid

this is ALSO where my discord got doxxed on 4chan

13 - Peach's Castle (RETRO!!!)

* hey-a kid
* listen i know you-a want to leave...
* but (smacks lips)
* i cant let you leave this place...
* -the safety of this-a castle...
* ...
* (heavy breathing)
* You get it don't you?
* They... THE BLEVINS... Will game-end you...
* ... (smacks lips again)
* beyond these stairs lies the only exit to the backrooms
* if you truly wish to leave
* PROVE to me you won't get groomed.

[ * MARIO engages in fisticuffs! ]
[ * MARIO MARIO 80 ATK 80 DEF ]
[ * He can't have this one. ]

14 - mario KILLS you

* yo is that the hand from jojo's bizarre adventure?
* what is UP my diggity dawg?
(attempts some weird ass handshake)
* isn't it awesome?
* i'm the CREATOR of the AU... (y'know the one your in rn)
* and i self inserted myself as SANS... like from UNDERTALE!!
* this has never been done before 🦕

15 - hot milfs in your area.

* BAC'
* hey jax.
* WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
* ?
* THE THING NEXT TO YOU
* the hand.
* WELL I DONT LIKE IT
* why-
* AH AH AH-
* SHUT IT
* I WANST DONE
* (gets up in the hand's face)
* HELLO KITTEN
* AS OF JUST MERE MOMENTS AGO YOU HAVE TRESSPASED ONTO MY TERRITORY
* is that what that red line in the dirt is supposed to represent?
* YES
* NOW SHUT UP
* NOW, KITTEN... AS YOU MAY KNOW AN ALPHA NEEDS TO PROTECT THEIR TERRITORY
* PREPARE FOR TRICKS, TREATS, AND OTHER VARIOUS NEFARIOUS DEEDS!
* (runs away making car sounds while watching baby sensory videos on an Ipad)
* well...
* guess you're about to get clipped by an alpha with a cold heart
* (live studio audience bursts into laughter)

16 - You’re about to get clipped by an alpha with a cold heart

21 - Kongsong

* THAT'S IT KITTEN!
* YOU'VE BESTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
* PREPARE...
* FOR THE TRUE POWER OF AN ALPHA!!!

[ * Jax engages in battle! ]
[ * Jax 20 ATK 8 DEF ]
[ * Youtube took down one of their videos again, and they've had enough. ]

24 - Jaxxing Off

* yknow
* mummies really wouldnt be so rare today if the british didnt eat them all 🦕
* ...
* anyways-
* (clears throat)
* have you ever heard of a talking book?

28 oh by the way dot dot dot...

29 - Illuminatti Confirmed

30 - MLG Peppino

its actually MLG CH33S3 now

* You are filled with BEES.
* File saved.

31 - Ancient Cheese

32 - g0tta g0 f3st!

Somewhere, located deep within ancient cheese is "Mini Vegas", where The Hand encounters Dave Miller and Old Sport.
Dave Miller replaces Firebrand in TALE
(Old Sport replaces Mr. Clean)

furthermore, we here at the TALE team are sad to inform all of you that tracks 33a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, and y will not be released

33z - Howdy Dave Miller!

* ENTRY NUMBER 17 
* FAR 
* FARTHER 
* YET FARTHER 
* THE ROAD KEEPS GOING 
* THE HIGHWAY FOREVER CONSTRUCTED 
* SIGNS LINE THE STREETS 
* ROAD WORK AHEAD 
* YEAH 
* I SURE HOPE IT DOES 
* ... 
* WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK

Dialogue written by @cambutcooler

s̴u̵r̷e̴ ̴h̴o̶p̷e̸ ̶i̷t̶ ̵d̸o̸e̴s̴

35 - Song That Might Play When Nyan Sans Warps You Across The Cosmos

* hehehe
* HAHAH
* listen here KID
* im going to travel back in time..
* find a dinosaur egg..
* bring it back to the future, sit on it on til it hatches,
* raise it,
* love it,
* and then watch it mangle your lifeless and helpless carcass..
* while i touch myself inappropriately

* PHRAGON_GC OFFICIAL 999 ATK 999 DEF
* His favorite animes are the bee movie and cory in the house
* You feel like you are going to get rekt.

we'll be back to "normal" songs after this...... im sorry

36 - halo 2 retard panopticon (ft. alvin)

this plays when you visit scott in his house.. in "new ohio".. which is in ancient cheese

37 - New Locationer McGee

This plays when you engage in the megalo gauntlet, where you fight every sans replacement that exists at once.

The full title is "H!Primus!AZ!PEE!TS!CT!AP!X!DJT!O!TALES OF THE RACIST GIGADUSTDUST: THE HEAVEN: THE DUSTTRUST (my take) x UNDERVERSE x RECOGNIZED MANIACS: Bits and Pieces Last Breath Inc: La Jupo GREEN SANS disttrust the game 2: bad time trio disbelief underswap swapswap revertswap fnf omori tale fortnite night funkin underfell fellfell pizza tower TALE - OST 100 - [MEGALO-GOONSDAY APPROACHES] (v117) (RESASTERED) (FNF VERSION)"

41 - TALES OF THE RACIST GIGADUSTDUST [MEGALO-GOONSDAY APPROACHES] (v117) (RESASTERED) (FNF VERSION)

* W3LL 1LL T3LL Y0U WOT Y0U F4T L1TTL3 CUNT
* Y0UR3 B0R1NG
* Y0U D0NT S0UND N1G3R14N 4T ALL
* S0...
* G0 FUCK Y0URSELF

45 - MOM GET THE CAMERA!

* Y0U TH1NK Y0U C4N JUST FUCK1NG RUN 4ND H1D3 FR0M M3, M8?
* N0, FUCK Y0U
* Y0U 4R3 1v1-1NG M3 H3R3 4ND N0W
* Y0U W1LL G3T R3KT
* 4ND TH3N 1 W1LL T4K3 Y0UR S0UL
* 4ND US3 TO B3C0M3 TH3 M0ST P0W3RFUL G4M3R T0 3V3R L1V3

* MLG PEPPINO MLG ATK MLG DEF
* He injects Marijuana into his penis every day.

46 - Wombo Combo

* i to chi
* my oo i
* rn

* You are filled with BEES.

47 - i to chi my oo i

48 - Butterfly Kiss

* The machine approaches you, gun in hand.

49 - I'm You... But Stronger

* V2 200 ATK 200 DEF
* I think it'd look better in a maid outfit tbh.

50 - Duel

* The screams of the damned echo throughout the burning landscape.

* You are filled with BEES.

51 - Seven Deadly Sins

52 hmm... i made mustard gas in my toilet😼

* WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

reupload cause i didnt like the first one, still very lazily made but idgaf

53 - Last Suprise

i lied its actually tacobell

that too was a lie

i like the nintendo DSi, its pretty cool me thinks

54 - Wendy's

least effort put into a song award goes to me!

55 - why is there a wendy's in hell

* you're a useless piece of shit
* heh...
* im gonna groom you,KID

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