I don't know what genre to put this in, but that will do.

Western

Ponce on the Heath

Russel Dust

A dramatic reading of Onision's whiny post.

Welcome to the Internet

Evil Sexy

It's only comedy, don't worry.

My wife is thin, but I want her thinner.
That's why I don't feed her when she asks for dinner.
I tell her she's fat, although she weighs five stone.
Coz I can't get a boner unless I see her bones.

Anorexic wife
Anorexic wife
Anorexic wife, but she's still too fat

I get em when they're young, so they listen to me
And I lock them in my house away from their family
She's not allowed to eat until 10 more pounds drop
Coz she isn't slim enough until her period stops

Anorexic wife
Anorexic wife
Anorexic wife, it's my prenuptual agreement

I love my biggest fan now I don't have to sleep alone
When I'm rubbing up against her it sounds like a xylophone
She lets me know she loves me, there's no room for a doubt.
But I never let her swallow coz those calories count

Anorexic wife
Anorexic wife
Anorexic wife, get that steak out of your mouth.

Onision's Wife

Weird

This is my magnum opus, it has a very special meaning to me. It should be a timeless song with many layers of meaning for you to explore. Savor it.

Funkenstein

The very best mediocre music you'll hear today.

Strigoi79