alright, folks. step back a little. you're making this awkward

this intro is cruel and awful and i love it

the middle one would move like fnf dave and bambi 3d guy animations idfk the terms

ok i do really like the idea of enemies that are just uncomfortably close to the screen

Mhm? It seems someone is trying to call you.
You check your bag and pull out your phone.

* (Ring... Ring...)

* Uh... so um. Hey... there?
* I... don't really know who you even are but like... I got your message a few days ago...
* Look, I know I can't really help you out of... whatever the hell you're in. But I just figured you'd want, like. Someone to talk to, y'know. Must be really lonely in there.
* So like. Wanna talk about somethin'? Anything you have in mind?
* ...
* ...
* He- Hello? You listening?
* Wait. Hold on.
* ...
* Oh f**k.
* I called the wrong number.
* ...
* Well.
* You miss every chance you don't take, I guess.

You hear the caller cleaning their throat.

* HEY THERE !!
* HAVING TROUBLE STARTING THAT ENGINE ?
* CAR IS FEELING A LITTLE MAD, DEVILED OR GLOOBY?!
* OBJECTS APPEARING CLOSER IN THE MIRROR ?!?
* WELL COME ON DOWN TO Samson T. Vamson's Marvelous Autos !!! 
* WHERE WE HAVE ALL THE Autos
* ALL THE Marvelous
* AND ALL THE T. !!!
* THAT'S RIGHT !
* WE HAVE ALL THE T. !!!
* OUR Autos ARE REFINED TO PERFECTION
* COOKED AND BOILED FOR YOUR CONFORT WHILE ON THE ROAD
* CLEANED WITH OUR FINEST EMPLOYEES BY OUR FINEST SPONGES
* AND BOILING ACID !!!
* THATS RIGHT !
* BOILING ACID !!!
* AND IF YOU GET YOURSELF AN Autos IN OUR NEWEST SALE
* YOU TOO CAN BOIL THAT ACID !!!
* CHUG IT DOWN TIL YOURE SKIN TURNS CRIMson
* SIGNATURE COLOR OF OUR Autos AND T. AND Samson
* THAT'S RIGHT !
* SO GO DOWN TO Samson T. Vamson's Marvelous Autos !!! 
* HOME OF THE NATIONAL SPORT OF PLUE BEPIS CURLING
* WHATS A BEPIS ?
* WELL PLUE YOU TOO BUDDY !!
* Samson T. Vamson's Marvelous Autos !!!
* WHERE WE GUARANTEED YOU WILL LEAVE WITH NO COMPLAINS
* AND NO MONEY's
* GUARANTEED !

* (Click...)

... better not to question it.

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Track composed by :
ReverieNova

Main Artist :
Mistdrawz 

Discord server:
https://discord.gg/Kb8cMTZCGY

EX. Whoopsie Noodles! It’s a Spam Call!

* A soft glow surrounds you like a warm hug.
* You are filled with the power of feeling all warm and fuzzy.

ꡙ﹌﹌﹌﹌[CREDITS]﹌﹌﹌﹌ꡙ

MUSIC - @boomboxxi
ART - @redybear

AMPHITHEATER - Foyer

- Not bad. Not bad at all._
- But... human. This is where your tale ends. | >
- You've tried your best, but you couldn't even get a scratch on me. | >
- It's time for you to kiss the metal floor below you. | >
- See you in he-

All of a sudden, you start hearing strange noises coming from the room's upper vents

---

- ...W- What is- These noises... | >
- Was there another intruder none of us knew about? | >

More noises come from the ceiling of the room, they seem to be approaching this very room.

- Oh, I see._
- Well, If it's a confrontation you want, I will deliver right to you | >
-  SHOW YOURSELF, SLY EARTHEN SCUM. | >

Before you can prepare yourself further, the vent's lid SMASHES open, revealing the culprit behind all the noise: A... rather fluffy white dog.
It takes a second before it even notices Starman Junior. Its eyes grow wide.

- ... | >
- enter.WHAT | >
- What even are you? | >

Seemingly not even paying attention to what they even said, the dog suddenly begins vibrating into Junior's direction and latches onto their left leg, munching at it playfully.
It seemingly thinks the Starman is just a big bone!

- What- what are you even..?! | >
- Unhand me, you...! | >
- ... ! | >
- Oh, do I not have time for these childish antics. | >
- I suppose there is no other option..._
- Ahem. | >

- MASS_ALERT (<d_ ALL strmnUNIT_s && personel> && mthrconNEc-Ttemp) {
         console.log("EVACUATE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATE \nABORT CURRENT MISSION \nBEGIN SEARCH FOR ANOTHER SUITABLE BASE \nHAIL IT");
- long_live_it &&
- glory_to_it &&
- all_hail_it
}

- It is an humiliating defeat, but I refuse to weep over such unfair circumstances. | >
- And as for you, human - Don't think for even a second this is the end. And on your next intervention, your erasure will be swift and precise._
- Do not get in our way. Do not tell no one. You know what happens. | >
- endlog.SEEYU|<<<

-

Starman Junior flees using the same flash of light you've seen before, leaving the dog to fall to the ground... as well as his cape, which seemingly was left behind in the hurry. It gently falls upon the dog
The base's energy cuts off as it begins to fill back up with the natural light of the environment, with the darkness it once had disappearing with the entities that were there. The previously closed doors open back up again.

The dog pokes his head on the hole of the cape. His barks seem to show he likes his new outfit!

... It then finally notices you're in the room as well.

It quickly runs away.

Without anywhere else to do here, you do the same thing, leaving the base.

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Track composed by :
SynthMint’s

Main Artist :
YaBoiNando 

Discord server:
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EX. Starman Jr’s Defeat

And so your final piece of the grand game of life finally takes its place.
Its a tragedy, your life ended so soon.
One can only hope the time you were granted was truly lived.
...

"This is not the end, Clair.
With such close proximity to those defiant of death, and your own will to continue...
Your SOUL may reshape once more.
Do not take this as your goal being achieved just yet.
If your strength wanes even once, it is over.


Stay determined, Clair."

music by @tyrrhenia
thumbnail by @ayoubthestupid

07. Mori

Let's gamble cover

* I understand your concerns.
* ... but.
* On such a nice day, why not play a game of catch, Samson?

* How is that a compromise??

@oz7619

9. Ringer

* br0000 introduce urselves
* WEre anarchists bscly
* father hiring yaoi couples lm40

* What?? We're not dating if that's what you're insinuating.

* rule 1 dont feed the trolls
* i OWN you
* and so do i
* and so do i

* IT SEEMS THE REBELS BREW THEIR OWN TROUBLE, TROUBLE!
* MUCH LIKE ME! UEE HEE HEE!

* i dont believe u
* and so dont i
* and so dont i
* F###########
* we the

I think @user-302593990 will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame 👀

10. lisa.mp3

~THE BODY BUILDERS ATK 4 ~ DEF 4
Rule 1: don't feed the trolls
Rule 2: don't pick your nose
Rule 3: don't tell anyone you pick your nose

@the3dguy for... well, I think you know.

11. Fight THE BODY BUILDERS

* THX BOIII
* w this newfound sense of selfz we dont gotta troll ppl nomore
* *huddle huddle* *chatter chatter*
* OK we stillz gonna troll ppl yesmore
* but not u guyz
* k?

12. results.mp3

* dafuq runs outta mARBLECAKE at a time like t his?1

@redybear
@the3dguy for being the 3d guy

13. Body Shop

(On the higher point of The FRONTIER, where there's passageways having windows that show an unnerving view to the whole structure as we reach the top, a secret path covered by a mantle colored similarly to the metal walls is found.)

B: " Welcome Dude, They Call Me Bubbert"
B: " This Is My Secret Hideout"
B: " Don't Tell Anyone Please Dude"
B: " I'll Even Compliment Your Hat"

B: " I Think It Looks Nice"
B: " It Reminds Me Of The Second World War"
B: " (It's Gonna Happen Today Bruh)"
B: " Yep"

SIDENOTE: Bubbert was a test enemy from a scrapped game I was making, I thought it'd be fun to replace Temmie with him as I replace Toby.

43 - Bub Hideout

FATE FAVORS THOSE WHO DARE TREAD BENEATH THE CIRCULAR MASK.

@erkcertia
@redybear
@oz7619
@jart-ist
@jalapino-colada
@azauel
@plabet
@the3dguy

11. Fight THE BODY BUILDERS

STRINGROT

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