Are you really following your dreams, or just stuck in a hamster wheel churned by soulless DJ schools? These institutions promise the stars but end up dragging you down to mediocrity. They turn dreamers into button-pushers, artists into automatons. Listen up, aspiring DJs: it's time to wake up and reclaim your craft.

Alice is in Wonderland. Not Numberland!

They call it education, but it's a factory line. Press play, match beats, collect your certificate, and voila! You're a DJ. Really? This is not art; it's a joke. They strip away the soul, the magic, the essence of what it means to be a DJ. You’re left undressed, bare, a shadow of what you could be. 

Come here.

The track that's made people cry, the one that haunts their dreams, can never be born from a school that feeds you pre-packaged skills. Real DJing comes from deep within, from living the music, feeling the crowd, and bending the sound to your will. It's about creating a dream state, an otherworldly experience where Alice finds her Wonderland, not sticking to the same robotic, lifeless patterns these schools numb you down with and drill algorithm into you.

Don't be shy.

DJ schools are monogamy without love, repetition without meaning. They intimidate those who truly want to let go, who want to explore, to get kinky with their sound, to push boundaries. They turn the dream of becoming a true artist into a monotonous grind, killing creativity and individuality.

Undress yourself.

I'm your Darkter.

Forget what they taught you. Step into the Vinyl Ambulance, where you can strip away those layers of mediocrity. Here, you’ll learn to be bold, to break free from the chains of monotony. You will infuse every beat with passion, and every transition with love. 

Get kinky.

We’re here to provoke, to inspire, to bring out the true DJ in you. Those who couldn't let go, who were intimidated by the standards set by these so-called schools, will find their haven here. We don’t just play music; we create experiences, emotions, dreams.

This track has made people cry.

Vinyl Ambulance is your escape from the dullness of commercial DJ education. It's a call to the brave, the passionate, the true artists. Let's disrupt the norm, shake things up, and redefine what it means to be a DJ. 

If you’re tired of the same boring, robotic styles, if you want to be more than just another button-pusher, then come join us. Don’t stick to the script; let’s write a new one together.

And those who couldn't let go.

Those who get intimidated...

Wake up. Reclaim your dreams. The Vinyl Ambulance is waiting.

Here and now is the Gundaaground!
Here I come rat-ta-tat, rat-a-tat with a swiftly knocking sound.

In a conversation between Iggy, Bhavik ad friends...

IggyTheDoctor - DARKter

The more I listen the less I know for sure. 

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