“Same Old Stories”

Intro:
I grew my hair out,
For no more reason than to find out,
What the hypes about, 
And now I’m in doubt,
That this town has outgrown me,
That this crowd’s here to show me out the door,

I’m always wondering,
How people like to see me,
Am I goof or am I cringey?
When we talk am I a bore?

All my blubbering,
All this shit that I keep spitting,
Same old stories, same old kidding,
So, why should I care anymore?

Chorus:
So, I say…
Fuck it all,
You might die young, dumb, broke, and bald,
With no friends who fucking call you on your birthday.
Just try to do your best,
Cause chance just takes the rest,
And we all, might as well, just have fun!

Verse 1: 
Go and buy a pink embroidered sash that says “It’s Friday”
But wear it ever single day you go into work,
Cut your hair into a friar tuck,
And claim that you had to be drunk,
But really you wanted to know just how it felt.

Chorus:

Verse 2:
Dress up like a random ketchup hotdog for Halloween,
Then send a giant, 6 ft cutout of the picture, to your mom,
Convince a man that your own tit,
Is nothing more than an elaborate catfish,
And tell all your embarrassing stories in a song!

Chorus:

*Production - Jordan Lampert

Same Old Stories (Jordan Session)

I had just written this song the day before and have since changed a few of the lyrics but here's the gist of it.

“Intro: My Life”

I’ll sing some songs,
Tell some stories,
Could be funny,
Might be sad,

End up disappointing my parents,
And maybe even a few of my friends,

But I’m trying,
“I’m doing my best”

Yet there’s this nagging feeling,
Digging a hole in my chest,

It’s probably depression,
Who would have guessed it,

Spending 24/7 getting drunk in a Taco Bell bathroom,
Could have turned out better,
Always waiting for warmer weather,
While I wallow and rack my mind,
Slowly chuckling to myself,
Thinking, “That’s life” 
“That’s life”

*Production - Jordan Lampert

Intro: My Life (Jordan Session)

“The Munchies”

Verse I:
I am lost in my kitchen,
As I stare at the fridge, I don’t know what to eat,
And with all the distractions,
I can’t step outside I can’t stand on my own two feet,

As I switch to the top shelf,
I get a bottle for myself,
If only it were easier,
As I think to myself and say,
It will never be.

Chorus:
What the hell am I doing?
As I fall to the floor in drunkenness,
Just sitting here laughing,
As I look in the mirror and see,
That I’m a mess.

Verse II:
I wake up, each morning,
Hungover, same old story,
Go to work, and hate my life,
Till the day I die,
Of boredom.
Still single, who cares?
Most of the world is unaware,
So, I sit on my couch in my underwear,
Smoke a bowl, eat some chips,
So unprepared,

And this is life now,
Getting high, but fucking up somehow,
If only it were easier,
As I think to myself and say,
I NEED MUNCHIES!

(Chorus)

*Production - Jordan Lampert

The Munchies (Jordan Session)

“Scared”

Verse I:
As I sit here nervously awaiting,
The time I get to spend with my friends,
I give no shits to the things around me,
I’ve got a paper due at 7, but I’m only thinking about getting drunk.
How I’ve done this for the last four years
Is nothing more than fucking luck. 
And I love it, 
Not to think about the world beyond these walls,
‘Cause sooner or later that won’t be the case and all these fucking walls will fall.

Chorus:
And I’m scared,
I’m terrified,
By all the things that will soon come,
And not knowing what I’ve really done in my life.

Verse II:
Since I don’t know where I’m going,
Might as well decide,
Over drinks at the bar,
With my friends and guitar,
Where we’re at seems alright,
But that doesn’t last forever,
All these strings will break,
So, let’s dive had first in the water,
And pray to god that we don’t sink.

Interlude:
It’s gonna get much better – x4

(Chorus x2)

*Production - Jordan Lampert

Scared (Jordan Session)

“Intro: My Life”

I’ll sing some songs,
Tell some stories,
Could be funny,
Might be sad

I’ll end up disappointing my parents,
And maybe even a few of my friends,

But I’m trying,
I’m doing my best,

Yet, there’s this nagging feeling digging a hole in my chest, 

It’s probably depression,
Who would have guessed it,

Spending 24/7 getting drunk in Taco Bell bathroom,
Could have turned out better,
Always waiting for warmer weather,
While I wallow and wrack my mind,
Slowly chuckling to myself,
Thinking, “That’s life”
“That’s life”

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