Situationships
(Denim/Owen)

C/G/F/A
It's ok if you hurt me, that's life
You don't have to be my wife
I can take all the trouble and strife
You can change your mind
G/F
Stay tonight

Leave the pressure at the door
Cuz I just hoovered the floor
Don't chew over more than u can bite
Let's keep it light

Stay tonight
Stay tonight
Stay tonight

A7/F
We might run out of time together
My clock ticks to your hourglass figure
Em/F
I could paint a pretty picture

Stay tonight

Situationships

A Covid Romance

The sun did shine so I stepped outside
For a little local bike ride to take my daily exercise
I went to see the sea sea sea to see what I could see see see
And all that I could see see see

Was your big brown eyes 
And beautiful thighs
What a nice surprise what a nice surprise
Big brown thighs and beautiful eyes
What a nice surprise!

I really really want to touch you
Even if the regulations say I’d be a fool to
I want to get close with you
I’m thinking that it could feel really cool to break a little rule (or two or three oh me oh my oh my oh me)

Oh the dilemmas of a Covid romance
When you really really don’t wanna keep a distance
It’s tough knowing exactly where you stand 
When it’s two metres apart
Oh the dilemmas of a Covid romance
When you really really don’t wanna keep your distance
It’s tough knowing exactly where you stand 
When it’s two metres apart 
Two metres one metre uh uh

And I make myself excited
Looks like I’ve been invited into your bubble
I can see that you’re more than an appetiser
Meet me at 8 with a mask and sanitiser
Ah ah ah 

OH the dilemmas of a Covid romance
When you really really don’t wanna keep a distance
It’s tough knowing exactly where you stand 
When it’s two metres apart
The thrilling secret of a covert romance
When you really wanna get into each other’s pants
It’s tough knowing exactly where you stand 
When it’s two metres apart
It’s hard to isolate my heart

This is a Covid romance
A Covid romance
Our love is contraband
Take off your gloves I wanna hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

A Covid Romance

THE CENTRE OF US IS UNIVERSAL
It’s such a beautiful evening 
I wish that you were free
On this sunny summer dusky light evening 
To ride your bike with me

We’d go down to the sea 
And into the sea 
Down to the sea
And into the sea

      
We’d crash right through the ocean
To get to another world

 
It’s a world where time doesn’t matter
Wherer we choose not to lie or flatter
Pause and silence beats chatter

We can meet right at the centre of us
Glide on thru the pearly gates of love

A state where differences are interesting
Where you can love without blocking anything
Way beyond logic and reasoning
Cuz this feeling is the healing

We can meet right at the centre of us
The centre of us is universal 
The centre of us is universal 
The centre of us is universal

The Centre Of Us Is Universal Phone Demo

PRETTY FOR MYSELF 

G
I wanna make my room pretty, pretty for myself
Even though I know there’s gonna be nobody else 
B7
Gonna see it tonight it’s for my eyes alone 
I’m intent on recieving myself real well 

I wanna make myself pretty, pretty for myself
I wanna make myself pretty, real pretty for myself
And I know I don’t need anyone anybody else 
No I don’t need noone I can do this myself 

A
I love myself so much
                                   Am
I love my own tender touch
Me myself and I we gonna go Paradise/paraglide
I lie back and think of green and pleasant lands
Go hunting with arrows of burning desire
And my hands

I wanna make myself pretty, pretty for myself
I wanna make myself pretty, real pretty for myself
And I know I don’t need anyone anybody else 
And I know I don’t need anyone I really love myself 

I imagine me and you this and that  them and this
Timothee Chalomet and the peach and sex on the beach
Kissing in the kitchen wishing on horizons
Now my legs are shaking here I go again
Touchy feely getting real in a lucid dreamy way
Dirty dancer macho dancer gender bender Johnny Jane
Hey Johnny Jane and you in just your trainers 

I’m gonna make myself pretty, pretty for myself
I wanna make myself pretty, real pretty for myself
And I know I don’t need anyone anybody else 
And I know I don’t need anyone I really love myself 
I’m gonna make myself pretty, pretty for myself
I wanna make myself pretty, real pretty for myself
And I know I don’t need anyone anybody else 
And I know I don’t need anyone I really love myself 
 A
I love myself so much
I love my own tender touch
Me myself and I we gonna go paraglide
I lie back and think of green and pleasant lands
Go hunting with arrows of burning desire
And my hands

PrettyForMyselfPhoneDemo

In Dreams

G                                                                                              Em
A future Jeffrey Lewis lyric came to me while I was hypnogogic
It’s not stolen more like borrowed from the molten goo of ideas bobbing by in the collective hive
I reached out with my line and now it’s mine
                                   Bm
You can use it if you like

Bm                    Am
What’s mine is yours
Brooklyn or Bangor
Different skylines, distant shores

D                                        C
Wherever you sleep, you dream
In dreams there’s freedom
In dreams we decolonise
In dreams we move our minds
In dreams we wake
In dreams there’s freedom

Na na na na na na na na na

What’s mine is yours
Through space and timelines
We all wannabe adored
Rest assured

Wherever we sleep, we dream 
In dreams there’s freedom
In dreams we decolonise 
In dreams we change our minds
In dreams we wake
In dreams there’s freedom

And a future Jeffrey Lewis lyric came to me while I was hypnogogic
It’s not stolen more like borrowed from the molten goo of ideas bobbing by in the creative hive
I reached out with my line and now it’s mine
You can use it if you like

What’s mine is yours
What’s mine is yours

Wherever you sleep you dream
Wherever you sleep you dream
Wherever we sleep we dream
In dreams there’s freedom

In Dreams

The Imperfect
F       A7        Bb
Today was a beautiful day
            Gm7      F                            A7          Dm
And to think I’d fantasised about running away
         Am
Yesterday

Gm7          F          
It is perfect
A7            Gm7        
That it isn’t perfect
               Bb       A
It’s got to be imperfect 
Gm7
To be real
F                         A      
I know that you love me
Gm7        
I know that I love you
          F          A7             Gm7
It doesn’t have to be a fairy tale

We didn’t do much today
Read that book ate some food
Went to bed

Chorus

Gm7       
Sweet sweet times occasions when it’s calmer
I can find perspective and appreciate the red gold of your star
Together with the stormy weather
Pedal off into the sunset of a neverneverland horizon
Gemini son
 
F       A7        Bb
Today was a beautiful day
            Gm7      F                            A7          Dm
And to think I’d fantasised about running away
         Am
Yesterday

The Imperfect demo

Super(healthy)man

If you want me, here I am
I’ll write my number in the sand
Hold my hand we’ll go and stand
Barefoot on a piece of land
If you want me, here I am
If you’re superhealthy you’re my man
Take my hand we’ll go and stand
Barefoot on that piece of land
I wanna Superhealthy-superhealthy-Superhealthyman
Be my Superhealthy-superhealthy-Superhealthyman
Come on baby come into my life we can make a 100 day plan
I wanna superhealthy superhorny cutesy kind of man
To be sound of body and of mind
You gotta put in the work and if you do you’re my type
It’s sometimes really hard to walk the fine line
And if you’re smart enough to know it then you’re my guy
I wanna Superhealthy-superhealthy-Superhealthyman
Be my Superhealthy-superhealthy-Superhealthyman
Come on baby come into my life we can make a 100 day plan
I wanna superhealthy superhorny cutesy kind/type of man
Superhealthies exercise good food hot sex and rest at night
Superhealthies moderate amount of time online at least they try
And breathe deep and fresh and get outside and do the things they like
LIke riding bikes and wanders in the woods in full moonlight 
Up by 6 and sleep by ten
Life I love you you’re my friend
Up by dawn and sleep by dusk
Life I love you life I trust 
Then bed by 6 and there til dawn or maybe 10
While we do it do it do it do it do it again
Seeing stars!The hunter’s in the skies these nights!
You light my cosmic fire
The beehive’s burning bright
Get strong and get it on. 
If you want me, here I am
I wrote my number in the sand
Hold my hand we’ll go and stand
Barefoot on a piece of land
I wanna Superhealthy-superhealthy-Superhealthyman
Be my Superhealthy-superhealthy-Superhealthyman
Come on baby come into my life we can make some sort of plan
I want a superhealthy strong and wise and wealthy superhorny Golden Dawny future uber got some wild & sweet manoeuvres hallelujah! kind of man

Superhealthyman demo

Get Down(E on gitar or Em uke(0402)/D/C/Cm)

I’ve been feeling pretty shitty today
It’s what you could call one of those days
I guess I got out of bed the wrong way
Never shoulda slept with my head facing West

I think about posting a sob story 
And I think unhelpful thoughts like ‘what’s wrong with me’
And ‘I really should have grown out of this, what a mess’
And in the end I send a friend a text/message 

And I say I feel overwhelmed and they say I’ll come over and help 
And they come over and we do some cleaning together 
And I play them this song and they say wow I’m important now
And we laugh and embrace and I’m feeling much better 
D/C
I get down sometimes
When there’s no one around
So come round sometime
I don’t wanna feel downright down
I can cope
I got a long and strong and beautiful rope
And tho I’m nowhere near the end of it
It’s so clear that friends have benefits

So come on over we can do some yoga 
Listen to music talk about the future 
I’ll make some food that’s healthy and tasty
Let’s go for a walk and talk about sex baby

I get down I get down
I get down so downright down
And tho I could lively up myself 
It feels real good to have some help
When it seems it’s just my luck and I’m unmotivated
And I’m feeling stuck and overcomplicate it 
Will you be the mate that gets me up?

You get me up you get me on up
You get me back on the scene
You’re like a loving machine
Telling me I’m a fabulous powerful queen bee
And you know, all this that you do for me
Well I’ll be there for you too if you need me to be

Thanks be to the mates that pick us up

Sue Denim

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