RYAN ADAMS IS A FUCKING CREEP AND AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT! So, let it be known, the boys at Sultan's are in no way endorsing his fuckery. mmk? mmk. A lot of Boner talk in here. You know, Kirk Cameron's character's best friend in growing pains? C'mon, get your head out of gutter. A lot of creeps, weenie-ass slime-balls out there folks. Better get your yeti on, stay frosty!

32. Do you still love me?

SPEED ROUND! Nate and Ryan go through a whirlwind of rompers. Everything from Eric Clapton overcompensating for his... manhood... to THUNDER IN ROCK! Slappers from bands like "FIST," "CACTUS," and a whole lotta peepus tunes. With nothing but Goofy Movie residuals to fall back on, you can only go up from there!

35. It's in the way that you use it

SLUGS! Everything coming up slugs. Just nothing but conversations about slugs. And let me tell ya, there's a lot of meat on that spare rib!

42. Not the Sun

THUNDERIN' ROCK!!! Also, I'm just gonna post these lyrics here:

"WE ARE CHILDREN OF THE EARTH! ORPHAN'S OF THE UNIVERSE!"

Nuff said.

47. I Just Want to Celebrate

Rest In Peace Preston. I love ya buddy. Would never be able to forget you bud. Rest In Peace Grandma. So very glad you aren't suffering anymore.

Anywho, enough sad things. Sorry guys.

Hollywood shitting on hunters AND shitting the bed on the minutiae of firearms. ITS DEM GOT-DAMN COSTAL ELITES! Nevermind the entire world being on fire, AM I RIGHT!? Real bummer in this one. Ry's having a shit year.

51. I Can Feel a Hot One

LRB Evangelists here. Writing checks that our monkey business CAN cash! And you can take that to the bank. Along with a primo set of truck balls. Ford v. Chevy talk. Endless Shinfo...just...oodles of it.

60. In the Stone

65. Rainbow in the Dark

We take a dump. And it gave us a shiver. Twas a good dump.

66. Dumper: Sick Sad Little World

I'd say that's a diet sprite, if I ever heard one.

67. Vending Machine 2: Hardware Store

68. Roller

HEY! You ever heard of the Beatles? Yeah? You dig a pigmy? hmm? How's abouts ya take it to boom city?




Yeah.

69. The only living boy in New York

BEAVER FEVER BABY! Dads jokin, endless cash grabs. And its not the only thing we're grabbin. Bleak. Very bleak. everything sucks.

70. JOSI-SODE 11: As the World Caves In

A diet slap. A real bud light of an episode.

71. JOSI-SODE 12: Take me where your heart is

Anthony Fauci is a SAINT! And if you don't agree, then you're a right-wing pig licker.

72. JOSI-SODE 13: Find Your Way Back

Dude, quit talking about your John bag. Especially around your mom. Zero class in this episode.

73. Teenage Dirtbag (with special guest Mike Hess, of Great Lakes Barber Shop)

D.C. TALK SUPERNATURAL IS ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS EVER! FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER!

74. JOSI-SODE 14: Royal Orleans

Richard (QUAK)-ER! FUCK YOU DUDE! Fuck you.

75. JOSI-SODE 15: Liar

76. JOSI-SODE 16: Falling

Molly's Hatcheting my brain with all this NFT light speed stupid nonsense. Trigger warning: Bunch of gen xers crawling out of the sewer. "Yo dude, did I just hear some power chords?"

77. Flirtin' with Disaster

Brought to you by the Disney Channel. ahhhhh-whink! ;)

81. Someday I'll Be Gone

85. JOSI-SODE 18: Civillian

88. PLAYGOD

Look up that word, "pusillanimous." Just do it.

93. AFTER HOURS: The Song of McGillicudie the Pusillanimous

You ever see the movie Belly? DMX, NAS, Mike and I were living it.

96. Pusherman (With Mike Hess of Great Lakes Barber Shop)

97. Fantasy File

Two Words: Chicken Pussy...think about it. Is it enticing?

98. This House

99. SUNDAY MORNING SLAPPERS: America (You're Freaking Me Out)

OHHHHH YEAHHHHH! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE!

100. Hocus Pocus, 100th EPISODE!

101. Whenever You're On My Mind

Originally recorded 8.18

Ryan's goin through some shit, been neglecting the podcast. Flog him.

102. SUNDAY MORNING SLAPPERS: Hang you from the heavens

More like revenge of the not so stinkers... Some of these tunes actually slap, HARD!

103. REVENGE OF THE STINKERS: Escape from Miami

buga boo bay, titty titty bay

end of the sultans year

lot of rundgren in this one

104. END OF THE YEAR REVIEW: Trapped

(originally recorded oct 24th 2022)

Holy toledo batman, Ryan's been neglecting this podcast like a middle child. The episode might shed some light as to why. But who cares

A ton of technical difficulties in this one. Bare with us.

105. Helena

Trolls, the Illuminati and Kim Mitchel. All covered (or uncovered), thanks to the archeological digging of schlapp in this episode my dude! Only the most decent of decent bar food and booger sugar in this dojo. But hey, nobody hurts and nobody cries, so...might as well go for a soda.

9. Go For a Soda

WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL ONE FOR YOU GUYS! While in the middle of recording a normal episode with our good bud Shane Ochsner (Everything in Slow Motion), we ended up getting... a little carried away... SO, we decided to split em up. BIG OL' CIRCLE JERK IN THIS ONE GUYS! Just good friends, beers and tunes. We go over Shane's new record "Influence." So, let me get you off on something...

28. Influence PT1 (with special guest, Shane Ochsner, Everything In Slow Motion, Hands)

Part 2 of this Dude fest with our main dude, Shane Ochsner of Everything in Slow Motion. Nothing left to say except, light a fire in daddy's bingo bonker! Lets do this!

29. Work PT2 (with special guest, Shane Ochsner, Everything in Slow Motion, Hands)

Ryan Menghini and Nate Washburn are on the ultimate quest to unearth the paramount slapper! Each week, the duo elects and appraises a pair of songs determining their eligibility in the Compendium of Slap.

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