Tears for Bears

All music and lasers performed by Leopardactyl. 

This track was recorded for the Tiny Engine Theatre Company's production of the play Hearts Like Fists but was left off the soundtrack for obvious legal reasons. The rest of the score can be found here: 

http://leopardactyl.bandcamp.com/album/hearts-like-fists-an-original-score


Leopardactyl Wants to Rule the World

Leopardactyl was asked to write a new jingle for the RS3 Feed Podcast hosted by Ralph Santiago (http://rs3feed.podbean.com). The first six tracks on this EP are live instrumental stabs towards accomplishing this undertaking (although "L is for Leopardactyl" is clearly on the wrong track). Be on the lookout for a final studio version with lyrics in the future. 

The final track was recorded in the car on the way to Ralph's bachelor party in Pennsylvania. Kirk is on the Stylophone and Rollie is playing the steering wheel. 

Jenga Jingle

Jingo Jingle

L is for Leopardactyl

Jorge Jingle

Jungle Jingle

The Pocono Megamix

Turkey Phlegm God/Turkey Phlegm Devil/Pretty Potato Babies

Turkey Phlegm God (Maxi-Single)

Tickle Time

Christmastime Comes Once a Year

A handful of holiday tunes sure to scare Santa and his elves. 

Lyrics and maybe a video later. 

Chappy Chalf Chanukah

No Christmas for Xmas

Despite being written and recorded in a single February evening, this album was not edited in time to be considered an official Leopardactyl RPM Challenge entry.

DJ Krazy Kirk's Dirty Dawg Intro

Luv Jam

Cum 2 Conclusion

Luv Punch

Luv Soda

Moonlight Mile/The Leopardactyl Hatches/The Leopardactyl Howles

Lyrics: 

Mike Moebius! Moonlight Mile Studios & Records!
Call him! Act now! Low rates! Pro sound!

Boom!

Follow the light!
Don't follow the light!

Cut it!
Gotta cut it out!

8 Minute Mile (Triple Single)- "Moonlight Mile/The Leopardactyl Hatches/The Leopardactyl Howles"

In the future, robots are controlled by synthetic DNA assignment. Like humans, they have finite life cycles, reproductive abilities, and genetic mutations. Soon, the first Siamese twin robot babies are born, but as an experiment, they are not separated.

As the tiny robots grow up, they never grasp the concept of what they are. They each think they are looking into a mirror and seeing imperfections reflected in themselves. Eventually, one of the robots succumbs to the paralyzing thoughts of failure and terminates itself, and unwittingly, its twin. As they are dying, they each realize they are not malfunctioning individuals, but unique brothers.

1. BIRTH

Robot babies born - double trouble 
Rubber baby buggy - double bumpers 
Siamese droids - tethered circuits 
Little metal boys - twice as perfect

But they don't know they're robot twins 
A mutation built by humans

2. DISCOVERY

Look at you, look at me 
See what we both can see

Reflections in the metal mirror

3. CONFLICT

Conflict 
Must remove the robot conflict 
Tiny imperfections 
Shiny imperfections

It's not suicide? 
It's bot fratricide.

4. DEATH

The Tragedy of the Siamese Twin Robots in the Future (Quadruple Single)

Muscular Child EP - 
"You Wish You Could Sing About A Muscular Child/Child With Muscles/Muscular Child"

Muscular Child EP - "You Wish You Could Sing About A Muscular Child/Child w/ Muscles/Muscular Child"

Beyond Too Far (Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics)
Symbol Beyond Syllable/5 Minute Stallone/Spidered

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