Welcome to the first battle of Super Smash Raps!

Ness: VinnyO
Mewtwo: Yobar

Mewtwo:
Pathetic, a mere child? This will be over quickly
Here’s the jist, you’ll get pissed, I never miss like Swift see
My mind’s calm, yours is about to be filled with Confusion
I see your future and I predict this adolescent will be losin’
Your game was a failure and so are your rapping skills
I won’t even need hypnosis to bend you to my will
You’re not Earth-bound to win, you’ve been in Smash more than your own games
This psyche master won’t need to learn Crunch to leave you maimed

Ness:
Can’t even return to Brawl? Is that why your download was free
You're left unused while I've stayed in the competitive scene
PS-I’m Rockin the mic, you had to borrow Mew’s genes
You should be fighting Giygas, cause you both look like a fetus
(Okay) Every rhyme I spit, to this psychic, will be a critical hit
You’ve got til the count of Twoson cause in rap I Onett
So go back to your Pokeball or to your cave, you’ve lost this bout
Like your voice in Japanese, this failed experiment will be taken out

Mewtwo:
Try to absorb these psychic rhymes? They’ll be too much to hold!
Like your blonde side-kicks hair color, the rhymes I spit are gold!
I’ll paralyze you with fear and disable all of your attacks
but it won’t matter, cause a kid like you won’t bother to fight back!
I seclude myself because mere mortals couldn’t handle this psychic beast
You’ve got parlor tricks and yo-yos, one move and your life will cease!
Now you’ve learned I hit harder than a cracked baseball bat!
I’ll end you with a Shadow Ball, you’ll be gone when I strike back

Ness:
Too predictable! I’d say customize yourself but that’s not possible
First gen was a glitchy mess, while my cult status is unstoppable
Gotcha from left and right, like a verbal PK Starstorm
I’ve got more psychic prowess than your mega evolved forms
You’re floaty and useless in everyway, while I’m top tier
Save yourself the embarrassment, teleport outta here!
So like the PP of your moves, your whole verse has expired
You're gonna need a burn heal- this verse was PK Fire!

Written by VinnyO, MarioWorldGuy, Yobar and Adam/Pool

Beat Produced by Kustom

Audio Mixed by MarioWorldGuy

Cover Art by WafflesDaPancake (Sketch) and VinnyO (Colored in)






HINT TO NEXT BATTLE:
Young Clones

Ness vs Mewtwo - Super Smash Raps

Another one

Young Link: John
Pichu: Zander P

Young Link
An emo baby pokemon thinks he can win against me? 
If you evolve with friendship then there’s no way that I’ll be friendly
Plus this Minum is as weak as Gohma, let me take the kill
Even the Pokédex complains about how you lack any skill
Swing my sword and slay enemies, you’re stuck on the Little Cup
How does it feel to take the sidelines for your evolution chump?
You're so small I could you eat you up, actually I might
Trap this baby in a bottle like he was a fairy type!

Pichu:
How come you’re calling me a baby when your skill level is small
I’m Pichu, I’ll beat you, one shock’s enough to make you fall
Won't need a Helping Hand to win, cause on the mic I go wild
You got replaced by yourself with a different art style
I’m smashing in this different form, while you’re on the roster twice
Burn you hotter than your shield, when you hear my shocking lines
Let this Deku Stick to ya, send this fairy boy running home
Cause a majora-ty of people know that I’m the cutest clone

Young Link:
Well if you say that you’re the cutest, guess that means that I’m the strongest
And with Toon Link, that just proves that my legacy lives the longest
The only thing your raps are hurting isn’t me, it’s yourself
One flame arrow and you're done! You’re going down like your health

Pichu
You’re a Link stuck in the past, I'm still relevant in my game
I've heard better lines from you, when you're screaming on the stage 
You've got a better clone on the CD-I, cry for help
Now go back to your forest, I just dominated this elf!

Written (Including line idea help) by Vinny, John, Riven, Samantha, Dave

Audio Mixed by John

Beat by 2Deep

Cover art by WafflesDaPancake (Sketch) and RiderRiven (Coloring)


Young Link vs Pichu - Super Smash Raps

We're back!

Announcer: King Kodiak
Kirby: Eddie
Pac-Man: Fel

Kirby (0:07):
Hi! The name you should know, this pellet head won't go far
It’s your repetitive gameplay against this Nintendo all-star!
Wanna face in this Gourmet Race? To me you’re just a midnight snack
I'll thoroughly snap the back of Pac, with the force of Megatons, fact!
I'm the creator’s pride and joy, you're here for company ties
Step up to this MC, and I’d say it’s Hammer Time!
I preferred you back In Pixels, leave this cheesehead roasty
I’m a real Popstar, while your Adventures are Ghostly!

Pacman (0:28):
You’re saying my game is repetitive? Look at your Down B!
But I’m the one Stone cold when I’m munching up the beats
Trying to come and spit a diss? Looks like I’ll end you Midway
Arcade, this maze is my playground, you’re maimed
I'm Namco’s fire spitter; a classic 80’s symbol
leave this fighting copycat looking less complex than a printer
Have this cheap knock off shipped back to HAL Labs with his disses
Go back to sucking players off, I’ll be chillin’ with the misses

Kirby (0:49):
Kirby’s Coming Right Back at Ya, three times, Triple Deluxe
I’m a legend, you were inspired by your creator’s lunch
Countless spin offs will not save you when I eat the mic and bars
‘cause you're tangled in these rhymes, like if they were Epic Yarn!

Pacman (1:00):
Better step back or I’ll pop you like the balloon that you are
I'll leave you blue like Meta Knight, then you'll really see stars
You won't hit the bonus round, you only Blinked and it's game
admit your rhymes were weaker than your appearance in Melee

Beat Produced by Vinny

Audio Mixed by MarioWorldGuy and VinnyO

Cover Art by WafflesDaPancake (Sketch) and RiderRIven (Coloring/Tracing)

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