Psymon Bellmont

Made strictly for fun/entertainment out of appreciation for RyuQuezacotl's stream and the amazing game Diablo II.

(Contains samples from Diablo II)

https://www.twitch.tv/RyuQuezacotl


Lysander: Well what the hell do you want? Oh, it's you! Oh, eheh, hi there!
Ryu: RURURU
Ryu: (whispered: Jondaah)
Ryu: K
Ryu: RURURU
Ryu: Bark the bark the bark away
Ryu: whatisthis (continuously)
Ryu: WHOO! (continuously)
Ryu: Lets go!
Ryu: You must make your way past
Ryu: Jondaah (x3)
Ryu: You must make your way past
Ryu: Jondaah
Deckard Cain: Obviously Diablo summoned
Ryu: Jondaah
Jehryn: The journal should help you find the true tomb of
Ryu: Jondaah Ogre Jondaah (x2)
Necromancer: This place, reeks of 
Ryu: Jondaah (x3)
Paladin: Even the light cannot pierce
Ryu: Jondaah
Rogue: I can tell that you need more experience to fight
Ryu: Jondaah
Warriv: He will buy and sell most anything
Ryu: Jondaah
Warriv: I suggest keeping both eyes open when you deal with
Ryu: Jondaah

Paladin: What the hell is that? (OGRE BURDENED!)
Necromancer:  What the hell is that? (OGRE BURDENED!!)
Sorceress: What the hell is that? (OGRE BURDENED!)
Barbarian: What the hell is that? (OGRE BURDENED!!)
Amazon: What the hell is that? (WHA?!)
Paladin: What the hell is that? (YUS!!)
Necromancer: What the hell is that? (WHA?!)

Ryu: *Legendary RIPRunner warcry*

Ryu: Who wants it?

Jondaah (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

Official opening theme for RyuQuezacotl
Original track
https://www.twitch.tv/RyuQuezacotl

Ryu's Theme (Extended)

Never Talk To Cain

twitch.tv/Kolthor_TheBarbarian
twitch.tv/RyuQuezacotl

*Barbarian leap attack begins*
Kolthor: BARBARIAN... YOU ARE ALL BARBARIANS HERE!
*Barbarian leap attack ends, killing Necromancer*
*Barbarian warcries and taunts*
Barbarian: C'mon
Ryu: uh, wut?
*Barbarian taunts Ryu*
Ryu: Oh! Okay...
Ryu: ROAH HRROUUGHHT... RA RA RA... RA RA goh my RIP RA RA RA RA FEAR MEEEEEeee....
Barbarian: uh uh... what the hell is that?
*Barbarian warcries and taunts*
*Barbarian spots an amazon*
Barbarian: Magnificent!
*Barbarian leap attacks and kills amazon*
Ryu: ......... WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE ZON?!
Ryu: RUOR RA RAH RUOR RA RAH *falls down* Okay...
Ryu: HyAH HRROUR.. RUORu..ohmygod... RA RAH... oh my...kgh...I can't do it anymore....
Ryu: RUOR RA RAH RUOR RA RAH RUOR RA ROoohhhhh my.... RIH ROH RUH... oh.... I need mana...
*Rapidly drinks mana potions*
Ryu: Ummmmmmm....
Ryu: K
Ryu: You know the rules.
Ryu: Go to hell!
Kolthor: BARBARIAN... YOU ARE ALL BARBARIANS HERE!
Barbarian: Eternal suffering would be too brief for you...
Barbarian: I shall meet death head on!
*Dramatic pause*
Ryu: ..... SCHWING! DrawwHROUGH..... RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH 
Ryu: RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RUO RA RA RA
Ryu: RUO RA RA RUO RA RA RUO RA RA Oh my.. 
Ryu: RUO ROH RIP RAH!! *Kills barbarian*
Ryu: (we're) MINUS TEN! 
Ryu: Oh I just cracked my jaw :/

Barbarian Showdown (Feat. Kolthor_TheBarbarian & RyuQuezacotl)

Official RIPRunners theme
https://twitch.tv/riprunners
https://twitch.tv/ryuquezacotl
https://twitch.tv/eswoogi

RIPRunners Theme (Feat. RyuQuezacotl & Eswoogi)

https://www.twitch.tv/ryuquezacotl
Song generated from stream and:
https://clips.twitch.tv/AcceptableExquisiteArugulaBibleThump

Crazy Dog (Metal remix)(by Atterman):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5HnYz8aC4


Lyrics:
Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (repeats)
*laugh* (occasionally)

BARK THE ZON KILL AWAY!
BARK THE FAT SPLIT AWAY!

*dog barks*

BARK THE COUNTESS AWAY!
BARK THE WEEKEND AWAY!
 *dog barks*

Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (x2)

SPIDER!
Bite the spider omnom omnom omnom (4x)

Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy!(4x)

*crazy mad-man laugh*

Good doggy!
*Dog growls*
Crazy Crazy Dog! (3x)

BARK THE JAZZ HANDS AWAY!
BARK THE TOWN AWAY!
BARK THE GHOST AWAY!
BARK THE BOOGIEMAN AWAY!
BARK THE EVIL AWAY!
BARK THE JEHRYNS BUTT AWAY!
BARK THE MEMES AWAY!
BARK THE HOTDOG WATER AWAY!

Crazy Crazy Dog (4x)

*Omnom buildup*

Crazy crazy dog (2x)
Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (1.5x)

BARK THE FRESH MEAT AWAY!
BARK THE GOOSEBUMPS AWAY!
*Dog barks and growls*
BARK THE SCARY SCARY AWAY!
BARK THE RIPS AWAY!
*Dog barks and growls*
Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (2x)

SPIDER!
Bite the spider omnom, omnom, omnom (4x)

Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (4x)

Crazy bird!
CRAZY!
CRAZY BIRD!!!
CRAZY!
*Ryu's bird impression*

Oops.

Crazy Dog (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

"The Boogeyman!"

Made strictly for fun/entertainment out of appreciation for RyuQuezacotl's stream, the amazing game Darkest Dungeon and the incredible voice talent of Wayne June. 

(Contains samples from the game Darkest Dungeon and Dark Souls)

The Boogeyman (Darkest Dungeon Remix Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

I had many requests to do something with this clip: https://clips.twitch.tv/ClumsyEvilHerringImGlitch

So, this is it.  Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Lululu...

LULULULULU-LU!
LULULULULULULULULULULU!!!

Lululu (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

https://www.twitch.tv/BackgroundGuy02

Hooray! We lost!........................................... BITCH!

Lyrics:
Surprise, bitch!
You thought you had a run?! (Oh man!!)
Wab dab wab dab HEEEEEEEE-HOO!

(Bitch!)

HEEEEEEE-HAW!
You see that, Cletus?! (Oh man!! *laugh*)
We got him good!
You thought you had a run?! (*laugh*)
HOO HOO HOO HOO! (Bitch!)


Source Material:
https://soundcloud.com/quezacotl-304288268/sets/bgg-squeak
https://soundcloud.com/quezacotl-304288268/surprise-bitch-heehaw

Surprise, Bitch! (Feat. BackgroundGuy02)

Generated from: https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveBlushingMilkRuleFive 

Transcript:
HEY FLUFFLO, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, THAT I LOVE YOU.

EVER SINCE I MET YOU I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR VOICE, YOUR EYES, YOUR NERDY HAIR, SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT THINGS WE CAN DO TOGETHER. I REALLY THINK IT WAS MEANT TO BE. ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU JOINED RIPRUNNERS.

I THOUGHT FOR SURE, THIS WAS MY MOMENT. I KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY, AND I THINK SENDING THIS MESSAGE TO YOU WILL ONLY BRING GOOD THINGS. I REALLY HOPE YOU LOVE ME BACK.

I SHAVE MY HEAD EVERY DAY, AND I SAVE ALL MY HAIR BECAUSE ONE DAY, I WANT TO HAVE AS MUCH HAIR AS YOU, SO I AM GOING TO MAKE A WIG WITH ALL THE SCRAPS. I THINK IT WILL REALLY SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM.... HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WILL TAKE UNTIL WE CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER? 

SHOULD I DRIVE OVER TO ALBERTA? OR DO YOU WANT TO DRIVE OVER TO ONTARIO? I KNOW IT'S A LONG DRIVE, BUT I THINK IT WILL BE WORTH IT IN THE END. I'M FINE WITH FLYING OVER AS WELL. IF YOU END UP COMING HERE YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. I ALREADY HAVE A BED MADE FOR YOU.

I LIVE WITH MY MOM THO SO WE WOULD HAVE TO KEEP IT DOWN AT NIGHT. MAYBE WE CAN LIKE, STREAM TOGETHER TOO. IDK HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THIS BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT AND I THINK NOW IS THE TIME TO TELL YOU.

PLEASE, THINK ABOUT IT FLUFFLO.
I LOVE YOU.

FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND,
RYUQUEZACOTL

*SEND*

The Next Level (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

Now -everyone- can bark the hotdog water away! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility!

In case you forgot the lyrics:

Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (repeats)
*laugh* (occasionally)

BARK THE ZON KILL AWAY!
BARK THE FAT SPLIT AWAY!

*dog barks*

BARK THE COUNTESS AWAY!
BARK THE WEEKEND AWAY!
*dog barks*

Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (x2)

SPIDER!
Bite the spider omnom omnom omnom (4x)

Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy!(4x)

*crazy mad-man laugh*

Good doggy!
*Dog growls*
Crazy Crazy Dog! (3x)

BARK THE JAZZ HANDS AWAY!
BARK THE TOWN AWAY!
BARK THE GHOST AWAY!
BARK THE BOOGIEMAN AWAY!
BARK THE EVIL AWAY!
BARK THE JEHRYNS BUTT AWAY!
BARK THE MEMES AWAY!
BARK THE HOTDOG WATER AWAY!

Crazy Crazy Dog (4x)

*Omnom buildup*

Crazy crazy dog (2x)
Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (1.5x)

BARK THE FRESH MEAT AWAY!
BARK THE GOOSEBUMPS AWAY!
*Dog barks and growls*
BARK THE SCARY SCARY AWAY!
BARK THE RIPS AWAY!
*Dog barks and growls*
Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (2x)

SPIDER!
Bite the spider omnom, omnom, omnom (4x)

Crazy Dog! Crazy! Crazy Dog! Crazy! (4x)

Crazy bird!
CRAZY!
CRAZY BIRD!!!
CRAZY!
*Ryu's bird impression*

Oops.

Crazy Karaoke (Feat. You)

Coming soon to a theater near you!

https://www.twitch.tv/RyuQuezacotl

I'll Find Your Son (2018) Movie Trailer (feat. RyuQuezacotl)

https://www.twitch.tv/kolthor_thebarbarian

BARBARRIIIAAANNNN!!!!

Kolthor's Theme (Feat. Kolthor_TheBarbarian)

This is a meme song, and like most of them, was produced by taking sound clips from many of RyuQuezacotl's twitch streams out of context.

Kappa 123bpm
Inspired by: clips.twitch.tv/ElegantBreakableKathyKappaClaus

You have our support, Ryu! KappaPride <3

Lyrics:
Test test, mic test 1 2
Test test, mic test 1 2
Alright, sick!

Are you naked? I am naked.
Fully naked.
I want freedom, I want FREEDOM

Oh my god, you know what screw this, 
FUCK LADIES I fukken hate ladi I'm goin' gay 
I'm goin' full out gay I don't care

LET'S GO!

Super Ultra Gay
Super Ultra Gay
Super Ultra Gay
I'm Super Ultra Gay

(Diablo voice line impressions)
Now that, is a big mushroom
Now THAT, is a big mushroom
That mushroom's the size of a Cadillac!!
What a..... mushroom! (oh my god, okay)

LET'S GO!

Super Ultra Gay
Super Ultra Gay
Super Ultra Gay
I'm Super Ultra Gay
....
You hear that guys?
FUCK LADIES
They dont know that I'm gay
cuz I'm NOT gay 
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
Right, ducky? *quack quack* It's the ducky!!
...
Not gay..
IM NOT GAY!
....
I'm Super Ultra Gay

ohh...

Super Ultra Gay
Super Ultra Gay
Super Ultra Gay
I'm Super Ultra Gay

Let's go Ryu, let's go!
Shoot, I forget how to do it
Just pretend you're the assassin..
ummm...I wanna see a naked paladin!
HEY! I made it turn big! IT'S BIG!
We're gonna get a really loud moan in a second here...

wait... wait... WAIT
OH MY GOD oh, oh! oh! .... oh!...... oh!.............oh....

Sorry, Ladies (Feat. RyuQuezacotl) [Explicit]

Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!

Just a typical day at Ryu's

source: https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishLittleAdminNononoCat
source2: https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkySpookyOrcaFailFish

Hypey Birthday Ryu (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

Welcome aboard the Hype Express!
Hype hype hype hype... MEEP MEEP! 

twitch.tv/RyuQuezacotl

The Hype Express (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

source: https://clips.twitch.tv/DaintySpeedyJayWTRuck
Just take the king and just whip it across the room
I win BITCH!
I win!
Where's your king now?
Where's your fucking king now, huh?
CHECKMATE BITCH!

I'm RyuQuezacotl, I'm just a god at Diablo 2
Where's your king now? 
Where's your fucking king now huh?

CHECK. MATE. BITCH.

Kingslayer (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)[Explicit]

Boy:  Hey, Ryu!
Ryu:  ...wha?
Boy:  Hey, Ryu you idiot! ..... Happy Birthday :)
Ryu: ?! 
Ryu: YOU LITTLE BOY!! YOU LITTLE... YOU FREAKING LITTLE BOY!!!!
Ryu: SIC 'EM!!

Crazy Dog (Attack Mode feat. RyuQuezacotl)[Remix]

A Ryu themed alarm clock.
WAKE UP! IT'S RYU TIME!

Sources: 
Rooster noise: https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousVastCocoaWholeWheat
WAKE UP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHrzwdHDGfE

Ryuckoo Clocks (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

Sexy Cat (Feat. RyuQuezacotl not LIVE @ TWITCHCON 2020)

Lyrics:

WELCOME TO THE STREAM MY NAME IS RYU QUEZA-RU-RU!
AND ... I AM............ CANADIAN!

Crepes -- Maple Syrup
Bacon -- Beaver
GOT IT! I AM CANADIAN!
Bags of Milk -- Maple Syrup
Hockey -- CURLING! -- Maple Syrup
GIANT FOOTBALLS!
SURE! --- I AM CANADIAN (sorey)

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Yeah, it's a its aboot time eh? Yeah hockey! 
Yeah maple syrup and beavers and hosers!
Kraft dinner with ketchup! --- YUS!

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Bark like a Canadian, please...
........    wat? .............
Bark like a Canadian, please ...
........  ummm...... OH!!!!....
HO-KAY!

EH! EH! EH! EH! 
EH-EH-EH!  EH-EH-EH!
EH EHEHEHEHEHEHE!
EHHHH!!!

EH! EH! EH! EH! 
EH-EH-EH!  EH-EH-EH!
EH EHEHEHEHEHEHE!
EHHHH!!!
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Crepes -- Maple Syrup
Bacon -- Beaver
GOT IT! I AM CANADIAN!
Bags of Milk -- Maple Syrup
Hockey -- CURLING! -- Maple Syrup
GIANT FOOTBALLS!
SURE! --- I AM CANADIAN (sorey)

Bark Like A Canadian (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

"The compositional prowess employed in SuperTeamGo's "Bitch" is unparalled. The intro in Db major leading to a surprise motif in E minor makes the listener experience life from the perspective of "the bitch," a life in which existence is unstable and unpredictable, never resolute. Unlike the song's subject matter, "Bitch" will stand the test of time."   -Twitch Chat

Bitch (Feat. RyuQuezacotl)

Apologies in advance for the things that are about to get stuck in your head.

ST_G

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