extended instrumental of jimmy vs timmy lol

Listen Up! - Single

Listen Up!

Listen Up! (feat. Snakebite126)

Squidward's Tiki Land (Remix) - Single

Squidward's Tiki Land (Remix)

I don't think I've ever uploaded this before publicly. Unused version of Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire with the same lyrics and casting, but uses a different instrumental and old vocals.

Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire [SCRAPPED VERSION]

@provostmusic - CEREAL (Matthew Picciotto Remix)

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! Let's celebrate by eating a good ol' fashioned bowl of cereal with the homies.

Check out the original version of CEREAL by Provost:
https://soundcloud.com/provostmusic/cereal-remastered

{Intro: Provost}
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

{Chorus: Provost}
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

{Verse 1: Provost}
I'm a lyrical miracle
Typical individual
Traditionally unthinkable
Not that what I say wasn't already thinked of though
In order words, I don't think, so (Uhh)
My flows stay minimal
But okay, get 'em doe
Provost gonna let 'em know
No one's close to my level though
Yet you just say it's terrible
This garbage is unbearable
But you just bared it on stereo to share an opinion that don't matter though
I'd say I'm mad at you but I don't care, hoe
I swear I'm more bothered when I'm at the grocery store (Thinking thinking think)

{Chorus: Provost}

{Verse 2: Provost}
This is a desperate satirical (Satirical)
Not intended to be admirable (Admirable)
Just like I can't be to one cereal (To one cereal)
For me to pick a favorite is gonna take a miracle (A miracle)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Honey Bunches of Oats much
Rice Crispies the most fun
Crackle, Pop and just munch munch (Pop pop pop pop)
How could you own such a delicious meal for lunch, dinner and breakfast?
If you don't agree, you're a dumb fuck
I'd eat 50 pounds of Reese's Puffs out of a dump truck (Beep beep)
Frost them Mini Wheats
Got Milk is the shiit
Broth is for pity cheaps
Slurping something as simple as soup give me the motherfucking heebie geebies
For Pete's sake, might as well get a beaver to eat with (Ah!)

{Interlude: Provost}
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious) (Damn)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious) (It really isn't)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious) (Goddamnit)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ayo)

{Verse 3: Matthew Picciotto}
Attention shoppers, I got a question. It is serious business
Why are there so many products in the cereal business? (Why?)
And there’s a lot of delicious choices, I can’t waste time in this aisle
I’m only carrying a couple of bucks, so don’t be expecting a pile in my cart (Uhh)
No, don’t take it to heart, 'cause you know I love those
Sweet tasty treats for a complete breakfast, like they were my Honey Bunches of hoes
I’m pummeling foes who don’t ever want to get their bowls out to have their morning fill
You’re cinnamon toast and you can’t take it back, it’s no use to cry over spilled cereal and milk

{Chorus: Provost}

{Outro: Provost}
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)

CEREAL (feat. Provost) [Remix] - Single

CEREAL (Remix)

I came up with the idea of this while at work a couple days ago and finally decided just now to turn it into a reality

Drag My Singing Monsters Down

MILK (Cereal Remix Instrumental) - Single

MILK (Cereal Remix Instrumental)

MILK

FL Studio mixing/mastering test
Feedback is appreciated and will be used for actual releases in the future

Songs used:
DNA by Kendrick Lamar
You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat by Death Grips



fuck the supreme court btw

You Might Think He Loves You For Your DNA

songs used:
rock n roll mcdonalds by wesley willis
xxx by kendrick lamar

XXX MCDONALDS.

album_preview1.wav

Squid Game vs MrBeast Remix

Bitch, I’m a hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

I’m a hamster, yeah I’m teeny (yeah I’m teeny)
Not an elephant, dumbass, Cricetidae (what is that)
That’s my family (oh) there’s 19 species (species)
Which one would you want to keep? Uh, that’d be me
Ooh! Everyone can agree that I’m adorable
If you do not agree, then you are horrible
I just think you might be a little jealous, for real
I keep the world spinning when I run on my wheel
Uh, gimme a tube to drink my water out of
Uh, gimme a room that I can run around in
And by a room, I mean a cage, please!
But don’t contain these thoughts or I’ll go crazy!
I got 3 years to live, so I’mma make these days count
I’ll be chewing on wood and taking shits on the ground of my cage (ewww)
What? Did you expect me to know
How to handle a toilet? Well no, you fucking hoe
Packing so many bars inside these cheek pouches
Cooking these suckas up until they ham and cheese mouses
If you’re scared of hamsters, put on your Pampers
If you hate on hamsters, I hope you die of cancer

Bitch, I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir
‘Cause I’m a motherfucking hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

i made the beat
zagranis made the mix
ultimate145, metalfireva, gamingplush64, chao, freshy kanal, swizkii, atronach's aura, mothmancha and zagranis made the eww sound

hamster rap.

Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula Remix

I just liked this beat too much.


THANKS TO: Freshy Kanal for helping me find a battle that was 88 BPM

Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted - REMIX

Back in June 2014, I got the idea of Parappa vs Eminem. So me and other people wrote lyrics, people recorded, and 3 people filmed. Then I decided that this wasn't my best work and then scrapped it. I'm thinking about remastering this battle, but I don't know. Enjoy!

Mat4yo/Skitzy as Eminem
Justin Buckner/Matthew Thomas as Parappa the Rapper
Frenzy/Mrbiggyful as Dr. Dre
Miss4yo/Zander Peers as UmJammer Lammy

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
EMINEM
VERSUS
PARAPPA THE RAPPER
BEGIN!

Eminem:
Hi, my name is, what? Slim Shady
Better call PETA, 'cause I'm slaying a canine baby
I’m gonna kick your ass 8 miles from my face
Since your whole video game franchise is such a disgrace
Your raps cannot compare to The Marshall Mathers LP
Just like Sunny Funny said, you’re such a little baby
All you ever do is stupid non-reputable infantile pansy raps, GOD!
Now go ahead and spit, you’ll lose anyway, dawg!

PaRappa the Rapper (Talking):
Yeah, I know

PaRappa the Rapper:
I gotta believe that I’m gonna kick your ass
So you better scram (yeah) ‘cause I’m gonna leave a blast from the past
I’ll punch you in the (Joe) chin, to show you how manly I can be
I’m gonna rock your world, as if my name was UmJammer Lammy
You don’t need to be cocky Marshall, ‘cause it’s gonna get rocky
When I bring the heat, you’ll be crying to your mommy
You won't have a recovery because U RAPPIN' AWFUL
Call me cheap cheap, because I'll crack crack crack your skull

Eminem:
I’ve forever felt like I'm a Rap God, Back off
You'll forever live in the shadow of CatDog, you whack dog
Don’t ever try to beat me, you don’t know what the fuck I’ve been through
I love the way you lie, and I’m not afraid of what you do
I gon be rapping so fast you just happen to hop to it like I'm a B-rabbit and
Nobody's ever paid any attention to your or your games they just stay in the cabinet
I’m friends with The Monster, all your friends are just gay
You just lost, without another chance, life is no Nintendo game

PaRappa the Rapper:
I’m gonna kick you, punch you, ‘cause it’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, then you better get ready to fight
You’re just addicted to pills, I don’t need to want to interrupt
But, I’m gonna beat you as fast as Joe Chin’s simple introduction
I’ll go berserk on your ass, so get ready to meet your doom
With Dr. Dre and Lil’ Wayne, you can’t beat my crew!
You’re the reason for kids being so messed up in the mind!
Go back to jail, and pay for all of your gosh damn crimes.
Eminem (Talking):
I’m not gonna lose to a talking paper dog, Dr. Dre? 

Dr. Dre (Talking):
It’ll be my pleasure Marshall!

Dr. Dre:
Mind if I snoop in? I’ll cut this paper cutout of this scene
You don’t need a doctor, you need a vet, cause you’re a doggy 
Stop rapping, ‘cause you’re making my eyes water like Master Onion
I would Beat you by Dr. Dre, but I would get a paper cut
You gotta believe? I believe you won’t make it out alive (dawg) 
Just give up, you’ll never get Sunny to ever french your fries
You’re cheap cheap, so bleep bleep yourself and go away!
And whatever you say, you better pray, I’m still Dr. Dre

PaRappa the Rapper (Talking):
If you got to bring in a friend, then I do too! Lammy?

UmJammer Lammy (Talking):
Leave it to me!

UmJammer Lammy:
Doctor Doctor imma give you a taste of your own medicine
Rocking out to all the minds you and your crew infected in
Eminem has problems with his head, and monsters in his bed
I’ll Chop Chop you two in half, and you’ll be more than dead (again)
You’re washed out, you clocked out and now you’re all crabby
My partner might be “Pa” rapper but I’m your daddy
Snap you like a cracker while I’m jamming on you slackers
Both:
You two just got rocked out by UmJammer and PaRappa!

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Justin Buckner, Fel, Zack, and Mat4yo.

Parappa the Rapper vs Eminem (Scrapped STOCRB)

This is a scrapped ERBOC battle with Ed Edd N Eddy against The Three Stooges. The reason on why this battle was scrapped is other than the audio being disappointing, The Three Stooges don't really fit for a cartoon rap battle, even if it was a "Historical Rumble". Please don't ask for me to make this an official battle, because I won't, and If you have a problem with that, well boo fucking hoo.

Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-Can as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy
Justin Buckner as Moe
Matthew Thomas as Curly
Frenzy as Larry

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS: HISTORICAL RUMBLE
ED EDD N EDDY
VERSUS
THE THREE STOOGES
BEGIN!

Ed:
It’s time we face some Nazty Spies! Gonna Cul-de-"Sack" you!
Edd:
Beating these failed comedians until they're black and blue
Ed:
Spread some butter on your rhymes, and eat them for breakfast
All:
Call this the Nazi boat, ‘cause we'll leave you shipwrecked
Eddy:
Give me your money! or we’ll leave you like Curly’s tooth, broken
Edd:
Not even with a magnifying glass will I see your chance to win
Eddy:
I'd rather get a dickey than let you dicks spit shit cold
Ed:
One beating from Sarah
All:
and Crash Goes The Hash-holes

Moe:
Coming in with black and white, it's Larry, Curly, and Moe
All:
The Three Stooges will show these boasts how they blow
Curly:
Hurry Hurry! I Can Hardly Wait for this battle to end
Larry:
So we don’t have to complain to these cartoonatics
Moe:
With eye-poking rhymes, we’ll break your jaws and make ‘em ruddy 
Curly:
With an animator that dropped out of art school, your art styles n’yucky
Larry:
We’ll slapstick these scammers, shouldn’t be a shock
Moe:
It’s time we have the last laugh… Boo-Haha!

Ed:
That rapping was way worse than your game on the NES
Edd:
You guys are more of a bitch than Curly making dog noises
Eddy:
You‘re the Ugliest Men in Hollywood, being so wicked
Ed:
Hanging out with the Jersey Shore? What a bunch of money hungry chickens
Edd:
The only thing you do to entertain your fans is hurt yourself
Eddy:
Abusing each other with hammers, and things you find on a shelf
Ed:
So The Yoke’s on You, leave these abortions to cry!
All:
You’re gonna be needing Shemp for when ⅓ of you die

Moe:
These comedic geniuses will have you three scream
Curly:
We Punch Drunks that try their hardest to go up against these three
Larry:
You can’t escape from this ruse from these three Stooges
Moe:
This will end Quick like your Repair Service, and covered in bruises!
Curly:
Our 2012 movie is way better than your mis-Edventures!
Larry:
We’ve been on better endeavours, you’re gonna need a pair of dentures 
Moe:
It became a Mad Mad World when you three came into it
All:
Your Big Picture Show could never beat the classics!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ed Edd N' Eddy vs The Three Stooges. Scrapped Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Back in February 2015, ERBOC was gonna get a rebooted series, and this battle was gonna be the first battle. The rebooted series was cancelled due to issues in the community or whatever. The first battle was gonna be a remastered version of Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines, it's better than the last 2 Finn vs Dipper battles, but the battle overall is meh. Enjoy!

VinnyO - Finn the Human
Froggy - Dipper Pines

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
FINN THE HUMAN
VERSUS
DIPPER PINES
BEGIN!

Finn the Human:
Straight outta the Land of Ooo, you really wanna Fight Fight me?
Leave you shaking on your knees like every time you talk to Wendy! 
You’re supposed to be 13? Looking down on you is tiring me! 
What’s with your birthmark, I’ll let you figure out the irony...
I’ll be too busy waking up a monstrous flow from the dead!  
You have as much chance of winning as there is hair on your chest! 
So Lamby Lamby Dance outta this, and go back to Tyrone
You can’t outmatch me, you couldn’t even outmatch your own clones

Dipper Pines:
Out of all my years of solving mysteries, this one I’ll never solve
How a stoner comedy insult to cartoons manages to evolve
Dropping atomic bombs on this inhumane mutation 
You’ve got no chance to win according to my calculations
I’m Dipper Pines, this is Gravity Falls, defeating creatures you could never face
While you’re busy dealing with your dad’s rejection in outer space
Sending 3 attacks back, leave your whiny ass flopped
How many seasons does it take for your balls to drop

Finn the Human:
Me and Jake couldn’t be tighter- we’re bout’ to cut down this Pine 
Got a tougher cipher than Bill, rhymes that’ll corrupt your mind 
Try and Lich onto this diss, leave you more broken than your family was 
You’re losing this fight like how you lost against manliness! 
Slash this kid with my sword Sev’ral Times, and you’ll find- 
I would rather hear the paper jammed version of you rhyme
What’s up Scooby? Embarrassed because you’re not what you seem? 
Flip you the dipper, you won’t be solving anymore mysteries 

Dipper Pines:
I would of expected more from you, that was lazier than your writers
Where do you keep those crappy lines? Packed up in your splattered diaper? 
Your shows hanging on a thread, chop it and your arm off again!
One to talk about embarrassment- you wear a condom on your head 
You gender bending slendy wench, you better cry and run
As you’ll never please your parents and never bite outta bubblegum 
Your run is done! You should be gleeful that you’re still intact
The case of who the victor was, has just been cracked! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Fel, and WoodenHornets

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines (SCRAPPED ERBOC REBOOTED)

Made this for fun I guess (credit to Mancha for the acapella and stuff)

Kefka Vs Giygas 2 Remix

First battle of the series guys!

EPIC RAP BATTLES STEVEN UNIVERSE VS ANYTHING
AMETHYST
VS
UHH... MY MATH TEACHER
BEGIN!

My Math Teacher:
It's time for class, you stupid ass
Your ass is grass, so go pass gas
I teach algebra, you reach apples, uh
Just kidding, you're obese, I'll crack ya
I'll crack you until you turn into crack rocks oooh
Your friends think you look like poo
Yo purple nurples, go back to kindergarden
haha, get it? oh wait, you're not educated

Amethyst:
It's Amethyst, and I'll slam your tits
Your saggy tits are not worth shit
I have Pearl, Steven, and Garnet
What do you have? A pi chart and?
I'll subtract ya, from this fight, ya
I'll eat you out like I eat mi torta!
Peridot is more friendly than you
What are you? a jew? ooooooh!

My Math Teacher:
Yo it's time for the fast rap, ass slap, gonna be giving you a big math test
bad sense, mad fense, lad hense, you and your gems are nothing but ass hats
'Cause if you fuck with me, I'll have no choice but give you F, see?
Your room is fucking messy, your victory's mysterious like nessie
Now it's time to stop the fast rap
'Cause your show is..... a bad crap
Yo Amethyst, slam ya tits, slamming shits, so go eat ham and this
So better luck next time faggot, math teacher won, fam, eat this

Amethyst:
Shut the fuck up Teacher you fucking idiot
Trying to make kids be smart, you amphibian
School is dead, you're fired, bitch!
I'll put you in between bread and make a bitch sandwich
Look at you, rapping so badly with rapture
I mean, it's not my fault you didn't want to be mature
Swallowing rhymes like how I swallowed a rock
Best fire them from school, you got pwnd by the G-squad!

Amethyst vs My Math Teacher. Epic Rap Battles: Steven Universe vs Anything #1

how to piss off the steven universe fandom part ∞

This was originally gonna be the season 3 finale for ERBOC, but then it got scrapped because the battle started sounding pretty shit and I had a better idea for the finale. So yeah, please don't ask me to release this as an official battle, 'cause I won't.

(P.S. This is a mix of the recorded audio and the flow test)

Old CN:
Fel as Dexter
Zack as Bloo
Matteo as Lazlo
Anthony as Ed

Old Nick:
Zander as Invader Zim
Froggy as Doug
Justin as Rocko
Zander P as Tommy Pickles

New CN:
Vincent as Finn the Human
Frenzy as Mordecai
Fel as Gumball
Matthew as Steven

New Nick:
Stofferex as Spongebob
Anthony as Fanboy
Zander P as Harvey Beaks
Zack as Sanjay

Disney Channel:
Anthony as Phineas
Frenzy as Dipper
Matthew as Wander
Leafy as Star Butterfly

Discovery Family Channel:
Lilly Leaf as Twilight Sparkle
Kimblems as Dan
Limonaire as Zoe Trent
Froggy as Lucky

Funimation:
Stofferex as Monkey D. Luffy
Vanilla Voices as Naruto
Froggy/Metal as Yugi/Yami
Liam as Edward Elric

Boomerang:
Zander as Tom
MaNCHA as Papa Smurf
Stofferex as Scooby-Doo
Ivo as Fred Flintstone

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T2WMdRwoN0kgDazlR1bhd3_ALGzvWcvHG1UyMoXo0Fk/edit

Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon. SCRAPPED Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

This battle was originally going to be the fifth ERBOExtreme, but it was scrapped because it was shitty.

FaceBook: TheSuperPlushyBros
MySpace: It's funny cuz it's Fle
Tumblr: B-Lo Lorbes
Vine: MCGamingFTW (never recorded)
Twitter: Frenzy
IMessage: WoodenHornets
Skype: SuperCoolGuyJoe
Instagram: Zack (CMRB)
Google Plus: SuperThingsOnCups
YouTube: MaNCHA

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13Awj9qwmXd0VcY_316z30htW-W5sFuX1H83sNnxSXf0/edit

Facebook vs Myspace (Scrapped Epic Rap Battles of Extreme Royale)

An old battle that me and Fle made back in 2014, it was shit.

Reese's Pieces vs Peanut Butter M&M's (WITHOUT PB M&MS)

Scrapped ERBOC demo

Catbug:
Hi there, my name's Catbug, gonna attack you with this Gas Powered Stick
Until you bleed like the Space Outlaw you are, you won't time to ditch
You're a dog and a cat combined, what are you? A Catdog ripoff?
You have an unknown language, unknown gender, unknown species, so get lost
But I shouldn't hurt your feelings too much, you're 2 Cute 2 Poot with
You're acting crazy, it's like you are overdosing on some catnip
Don't try to stop my away team, it'll make you look like a fool
'Cause you won't pass this battle, like how Bee couldn't pass high school

Catbug:
You're not actually a pet, you just make someone get paid with cash
Bee probably gave you that verse along with your gifts from the trash
You'll end like Jelly Kid, have you and Bee inciderated
and now watch as Chris stuffs you face with lines as if he were at Cat-head Planet

Catbug Flow

when u realize the beat to goku vs superman sounds similar to the instrumental to 99 problems by jayz and ur fucking bored

Goku vs Superman Remix

This is the worst thing I've ever made.

(Buildup)
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe.
But this does put a smile on my....

(Intro)

Thanos car
Thanos bar
Thanos tar
Thanos card
Thanos scar
Thanos jar
Thanos star
Thanos tsar

Thanos jaguar
Thanos guitar
Thanos feldspar
Thanos retard
Thanos cigar
Thanos caviar
Thanos car
Thanos car

(Verse 1)
Thanos banana
Thanos bandana
Thanos Bahamas
Thanos Santa
Thanos cabana
Thanos Havana
Thanos Montana
Thanos piano

Thanos Japan
Thanos Batman
Thanos romance
Thanos island
Thanos van
Thanos banned
Thanos floor plan
Thanos in a can

(Bridge)
Thanos car

(Verse 2)
Thanos glue
Thanos shoe
Thanos zoo
Thanos boob
Thanos beef stew
Thanos cashew
Thanos Mew
Thanos fondue

Thanos cream
Thanos dream
Thanos team
Thanos livestream
Thanos bee
Thanos T
Thanos Supreme
Thanos dead meme

Thanos car (x8)

I’m sorry.

Thanos Car

I was nominated by Fle to make this shit
Check out his 1 hour challenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN0SsdlA9s8

Matthew as Steven
Fle as Finn
Dustin as Jake
BigIron as Amethyst

Steven Universe:
Yo my name is Steven Universe
Bout to rip apart this fucking verse
Wait I can’t swear, don’t tell my mom
My show is the Steven Bomb
I never had a show for children, you’re just smelly
Now you better go suck my shiny belly
I swing my fat dong and go hocus pocus
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Finn the Human:
Umm, you’re not even a universe. 
That’s lying and lying hurts. 
Why does your Dad look fucking stupid.
Nobody likes you, only those dudes did (Points at JMB) 
Don’t be jealous, we both have swords
GOSH! I can’t believe you’re such a whore 
I’m craving Wendy’s baconator 
There’s no debater, I’ll see you later hater 

Steven Universe:
Steven Bomb! 
OH fuck it’s the police, coming straight from the valley of your mom
You can’t beat Steven, wait I was lying
I meant Rose Quartz, I mean Pink Diamond

Finn the Human:
Tell your daddy to put you in bed
I talk with a dog? Well your mom is fucking dead
Your show sucks major cock, its filled with whores
I don’t feel a connection with Steve anymore

Jake the Dog:
Yo wasssup dudes I’m gonna spit a rhyme 
Is this pine serious? Cuz it’s serious time! 
*cough*UNFINISHED
I just drink a soda from McDonalds

Steven:
I’m not gonna lose to a talking dog, Amethyst

Amethyst:
It’ll be my pleasure steven
KAWABUNGA FUCKERS! I FUCKED YA MOTHER! 
Jake the Dog? More like Jake from Multisupervids, brotha
IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD, KAY
Call me Nicki Minaj, cuz Im going Super Bass
I’m so high right now
Does anyone wanna go outside?

Writers: Matthew, Walk, Dustin, Fle

Steven Universe vs Finn the Human. ERBOC 1 Hour Challenge

Boring horror film vs. viewer "disturbed" by the film, who will win?

August Underground:
My name is August Underground, and I'm from Vietnamese
I'll chop you like legs, and eat you like pussy
We may torture and murder, but at least we aren't racist
Put this fucker on Blast-us, since you’re nothing but tasteless
Leave you faceless, chase this 15 year old Frodo
Film me stabbing your back worse than how you did Diogo
Try to battle me, go on and boast about being sad
But once I put you in my basement, you’ll be glad I’m not your dad...

IBlastus:
Your camera quality is shit. Really bad.
You make me uncomfortable, but I'm not scared of your ass
Mr. Sassy Pants, tryna play me but you’re out of luck
And since your film is torture porn, how bout you Monkey fuck?

August Underground:
You and I are quite similar, but that don’t mean you're profound
I'm the top; cream of the crop, and I'll give you the name Underground
What you did was unforgivable, no one would defend
So why don't you fuck off, and get yourself banned again?

IBlastus:
But I love the community, why do they all hate me?
You make me uncomfortable
August Underground:
Bro, you sent that line already
IBlastus:
Fine, I lied about not being scared but leave me alone please
My girlfriend hates me, and she mentally abuses me
I'm sorry everybody, please don't get me banned
I can't help it, it's just who I am
I don't even have a girlfriend, wait, shit, I've been exposed!
NO PLEASE, ADD ME BACK! I DON’T WANNA GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Matthew as August Underground
Dee as IBlastus

IBlastus vs August Underground - Rap Battle

Figgle Wiggle (ft. Eminem)

Ronald McDonald vs Burger King Remix

New version of MISTA featuring Zagranis in replacement of you know who.

All Hit Radio!

Matthew Chorus:
They call me Mr. So Talented
Mr. Fa-Fashioning
Yeah, I'm Mr. Not Challenging
When I draw, I don't need no practicing
They call me Mr. So Dazzling
Yeah, they know what's happening
'Cept the haters that go blabbering
Yet they can't even battle this

Matthew Verse:
You know I love it when people call me "Mista"
Makes me like the victor, won’t make me a quitter
If you think I'm kidding, then you're nothing but a hit or misser
Wouldn't even need to go and subtweet onto your Twitter
That you're nothing but bitter, I’m not trying to sound triggered
But who'd figure that this wannabe wigger thinks he's so bigger?
Even though he's like a sister, always needing to bicker
Bitty critter be a bitcher, I’mma leave him with a blister
You’re history, pal, it's a mystery, pal
How you claim that you're worth it, but you're real shitty, pal 
While I’m making some dough doing raps and some flows
You’re acting like “Yo man, I got so many hoes!”
But no, you wouldn’t even step up without being shook
‘Cause I could get more girls than family members on yo Facebook
Oh! Now here comes Woody! Better go ahead and turn up that-
All Hit Radio!

Serena Verse:
They call me Mista because I’m all over your sista
Aiming down the sights on her like a Ballista
It took me quite a bit to uncurse this track
But with my feature, this track is gonna fuckin’ smack
You know I’ve got an ache for cake
When I awake, I shake
I gotta take a break
For just a little bit
Everybody’s listenin’ to my shit
All the rhymes that I spit
You know this is your shit
A lyrical miracle, I gotta calm down
When I stare at your girl, she go down
Like a clown, she turns my frown upside down
I’m so glad that she lives in my town
Those lines were dirty man I gotta admit it
But I gotta make sure no kids listen to my shit
Your girl calls me Eminem because I’m sweet and I spit it
She calls me Mista and don’t ever forget it

Nathan Chorus:
Mr. Procrastinate
Mr. Just Had to Wait
But I'm Mr. So Passionate
So hungry for more bars
They call me Mr. Just Haven't Ate
Keep going, I'm still chomping on these bars
I'm Mr. Elastic Waist
Call me Mr. Fantastic, ayy!

Nathan Verse:
Oh sh- sorry I’m late, is this, this is where my verse goes?...
Oh, here he goes again, he’s late 
And he knows he is, but he hates
To be at all productive so we wait
Until he blows us up again, like he needs a break
That’s the old me, I’ve changed a bit
I’ve got goals to be a gangster, bitch!
A Wangsta thrift, on stage with this and
To be a goalie you’ve gotta take the hit
Sometimes this language needs a major twist
I’m so addicted to the writing, might as well take it in with a syringe
I’d wager my life savings if I could open the safe its in
But things in this game have been changing and
I’m not confident I’d ever make it in 

Yeah.

MISTA (Zagranis Remix) - Matthew Thomas ft. Provost

based on a 3 second sample
felt inspired to do another experimental track
heavily influenced by death grips - punk weight

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