BURP TWERK

Zebra Space Raft

DIY Willy Wonka

Open Letter to Captain Suspender:
"How do you know which way to go back
Oh baby baby it hurts so much"

PLEASE COME BACK CAP'N!
~Stack O Man and Femme Deleur

CHAKKA STAKK

I'm a native local too oo ∞ denver 
how the weathers so flaky around here
we have a map of the weather
snow was on the map of our thoughts

I was walking on the beach in december
how the ocean greased it's joints in Gods thundr
sound was on the map when that happened
God was on the map in the thunder

love that sound
it's like an organ
it's like the doors
ok

go buy an alligator
go buy some toothbrushers
GO buy some fiddlesteaks
go fit in your roosters

you love me sideways
I call it tuesdays
your eyes are my eyes
I felt it sideways

You are the chicken flakes
I am the rooster eggs.
you eat bufallo tooth
I saw your purple haze

OH In the summertime
you call it loud you called it proud awwww the SPIDERSSSSS
I felt an egg 
it wasn't nice today
purple tooth In my bubbled hay 
scooby doo in your wishbone it scissors
spiders catch all the boy roosterz

Language Is A Prison House {Zooztoob Sessions}

This boom boom kuchee's symmetrical, it's the same forwards or reversed, and the best part is they play at the same time which saves you the other minute and a half you would have spent listening to the reversed version, hurray for technology 

BOOM BOOM Chka Chka POWW POWW {The Boom Boom Kuchee}

You're listening to the first album to get created and released in 2016. This happens every New Years Eve at Moon Magnet Studios. This year it was made by Reed Fuchs, Anna Smith, Joseph Lamar, Hannah Rivers, and Remi Velez. Video album coming in a few hours.

Here's the first album of 2015: https://soundcloud.com/moonmagnetstudios/astral-scholastics-camp-forever-friends


Tracklist:
1 duh
2 songs of whale
3 Two
4 shat  the cat
5 SINK
6 cease
7 now
8 make sure you eat your huit
9 nuff
10 dooz
13 twz

1st album of 2016 ~ Astral Scholastics

Suspender Defenders celebrate Festivus every year. Here's our Festivus song.

Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as an alternative to the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season. Originally created by author Daniel O'Keefe, Festivus entered popular culture after it was made the focus of the 1997 Seinfeld episode "The Strike",[1][2] which O'Keefe's son, Dan O'Keefe, co-wrote.

The non-commercial holiday's celebration, as depicted on Seinfeld, occurs on December 23 and includes a Festivus dinner, an unadorned aluminum Festivus pole, practices such as the "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength", and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles."[3] The episode refers to it as "a Festivus for the rest of us".

It has been described both as a parody holiday festival and as a form of playful consumer resistance.[4] Journalist Allen Salkin describes it as "the perfect secular theme for an all-inclusive December gathering".[1]

Festivus Miracular

Suspender Defenders are an excessively gaudy conceptual super group, their pseudonyms say it all: Captain Suspender, Femme Deleur, Stack O Man and Meat Sauce. Imagine 3-year olds munching on pixie sticks and arguing about nerf gun control...not! Suspender Defenders will not defend your mother's honor, but they will take her out to lunch if she's buying. Retired Art School drop outs take notice: your life will become a colorful parade of pitiful jealousy and horrendous ideas, and once it gets any worse, you may very well be forced to join the art noise-rock hop collective that is Suspender Defenders.

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