this is not bossa nova.. it is megalo core

Long ago, two races ruled over the earth. HUMANS and MONSTERS.

One day, war broke out between the two races.

After a long battle, the humans were victorious and sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.

But that doesn't matter.

Your name is Birch, and you have a job to do.

1 - Your Description

original by @arthropodcurator : https://soundcloud.com/arthropodcurator/megalo-ante?in=epik-bruh/sets/death-by-british-spelling-of-clamor
megalo clamour by @airenn171
megalo strike back & TWR by toby fox

MEGALO ANTE (cover)

ASRIEL: Ugh... More of the exact same training exercises...
ASRIEL: And I think I've already challenged everyone in here, too...
ASRIEL: I just wish there wa-
[[Asriel spots Farty and Coolio behind him.]]
ASRIEL: Oh, hey! I haven't seen you two around here before!
ASRIEL: Say, you seem pretty strong...
ASRIEL: How about a spar?

( *Spar wi-

COOLIO: BRING IT ON!
COOLIO: ...WHAT, YOU'RE TELLING ME WE CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY?
COOLIO: COME ON, LOOK AT HIM! 
COOLIO: WHAT'S THE WORST SOMEONE THIS SCRAWNY CAN DO TO US?
ASRIEL: Well, alright, hope you're ready!
[[Asriel gets into a battle stance, and his body suddenly bursts with muscle.]]
COOLIO: ...OH.

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track by @tyrrhenia
thumbnail by Pilger and @safjsafjshhtran
dialogue by https://soundcloud.com/rhombus_real

10 - Hadouken

* Is played when fighting the better-monsters.

* kinda bossa-nova, samulol cooked hell yeah!

9 - The Slowlyy Approaching Death

* " Welcome! You don't seem like you're from around here... "
* " Oh well. Cash is cash! "

12 - Minimart

* Howdy! Is anyone there?
* ......
* ...No?
* I suppose I'll just leave a message, then.

81. Improper Closure

Meat Factory

??? 1: ...Wait A Minit... Is That¿ ... Are You¿ ... 'N That¿
??? 2:  aye, bro, what's goin' on back 'ere¿
??? 1: TRAK¡ C'Mere¡ Quickly¡ I Found The Prince¡¡¡
TRAK: wait, fer real¿ the prince¿
??? 1: Yeah¡ The Prince¡ What Did I Just Say¡
TRAK: geez, calm down, m'kay, KERN¿ lemme- woah hey, it really is the prince¡ 
TRAK: who the 'ell are those 'ther two, 'tho?
KERN: It's A Cat, And... 'Lemme See...

* (KERN pulls out a newspaper and inspects it profousely)

KERN: It's The 'Friggin Human¡ I Found All Of 'Em¡
TRAK: waddya' mean "I"¿ you mean WE foun' 'em.
KERN: Oh, Gimme A Break, Bozo¡ I Know¡

IZRAY: * Wait a minute, what's going on?

TRAK: the queen knows 'bout the human already. 
TRAK: 'n she noticed that ye went missin' last night.
TRAK: so she put up a bounty fer anyone who found ye lot.
KERN: A Reward That Shall Be Mine Now¡
TRAK: again what the hell is your problem man.
KERN: ...Fine¡ We'll Split The Reward.
TRAK: oh yeah? how much each.
KERN: I Get 80% Reasonably 'N-
TRAK: you get 80% my ass, i spent all mornin' lookin' for that rascal.
KERN: Yeah, And I Just Found 'Im. So I Get-
TRAK: YOU GET NOTHIN' YOU CHEAP GREEDY SONOFA-
KERN: OH YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME NOW, YOU LAZY-

* (It seems the two skeletons jump into a comically intense quarrel.)
* (They don't seem to notice the heroes anymore.)

IZRAY: * ... We should probably move along.

* (Prince Izray has joined the party.)

FUCKING Bone-Anza

*You dare try to strike me down?
*Fuhuhu!
*Human. They call me Super Salmon for a reason.
*I am INVINCIBLE!!

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10. Power Scale

67. Breakdown

Dialogue later

deltarune by Toby Fox and Temmie Chang
DELTARUNE By Temy and Radiation 

feacher

Project by: @said_music_gameplay, @postingtoasters and @samulol15

UPLOADS WILL BE INFREQUENT

9 - The Slowlyy Approaching Death

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