Horny Fangirl
A One Direction/Wheatus "Teenage Dirtbag” Parody by <a href="http://sweetenoughandfaraway.tumblr.com">sweetenoughandfaraway</a>
Backing track by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__LrUFQMkoc">Petranei</a>

I'd like to thank Marcel the Marketing Guy, Punk!Louis, and Little Mix's biggest fan for inspiring this tune.

Lyrics:

His name is Marcel
I had a dream about him
He rings my bell
Don't wanna talk about it
Look at him dance
Sweater vest and short pants
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a horny fangirl, baby
Yeah I'm just a horny fangirl, baby
Listen to Best Song Ever maybe with me

His boyfriend's a babe
His muscles are tan and smooth
And he'd kick my bum
If he ever knew the truth
He's hot and tattooed
And totally cool
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a horny fangirl, baby
Yeah I'm just a horny fangirl, baby
Listen to Best Song Ever maybe with me

Oh yeah, fangirl, I just really love Harry Styles
Oh yeah, fangirl, I just really love One Direction

God, I feel so sad
It's Friday and I am lonely
Wait a second
Just got a tweet from someone
This must be fake
It says it's from... Zayn?
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

"I've got a ticket to One Direction, baby
Marcel will be there, so don't say maybe
Just buy Little Mix's album, and then it's yours"

Oh yeah, fanboy, oh my God he's even worse than I am
Oh yeah, fangirl, oh my God why do I like this band?

Horny Fangirl

<a href="http://sweetenoughandfaraway.tumblr.com/post/47199536431/laments-of-a-larry-shipper-a-one-direction-i">Laments of a Larry Shipper</a>
A One Direction “I Would” Parody by <a href="http://sweetenoughandfaraway.tumblr.com">sweetenoughandfaraway</a>
Backing track by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQT0I_bT2N4">Marks Barton</a>

Click on title "Laments of a Larry Shipper" to get to the original post on my blog. 

>>Please reblog instead of reposting.<< (Thank you, however, to those who reposted & tagged me to credit before I posted this request - You're lovely, but I'd just prefer reblogs.)

Lyrics:

I just made this new blog on Tumblr
I guess that I thought it’d be cool
But now I can’t seem to get off it
And I’m kinda failing at school

There’s this band and they’re called One Direction
Liam, Niall, Zayn, Harry and Louis
I’m convinced that the last two are dating
Oh my God what is happening to me?

People ask me why I think they’re gay
Well, I could go on all day
Oh I could, I could

My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would

People ask me why I think they’re gay
Well, I could go on all day
Oh I could, I could

My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would

I swear that I used to be normal
Okay, maybe that’s kind of a lie
But things were good ‘til I entered this fandom
And Larry Stylinson ruined my life

It feels like I’m constantly dying
From the love that is Harry/Louis
Half the fandom thinks that I’ve gone crazy
And sometimes I’m inclined to agree…

Would I say that Harry and Louis
Are in L-O-V-E?
Yes I would, I would

People ask me how I got this way
And I just can’t explain
If I could, I would

Would I say that Harry and Louis
Are in L-O-V-E?
Yes I would, I would

People ask me how I got this way
And I just can’t explain
If I could, I would

Am I crazy?
Have I lost it?
Is this really my life now? (Oh my God)
Shipping Larry
Crying loudly
I just keep spiraling down

My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would

Oh, the heart eyes (damn those heart eyes)
And the touching (so much touching)
Are you seeing what I see? (what I see)
Louis’ fond face (God the fond face)
Makes my heart race (think I’m dying)
When he’s looking at Harry

On this ship I’d sail the seven seas
For Harry and Louis
Oh I would, I would

And if you asked me if it’s worth the pain
I’d say “all the way”
I would, I would, I would.

sweetenoughandfaraway

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