He keeps on scratching at the door, but i will not let him out. I feed him my fingernails and he crunches them up. Mum said he only ate the neighbours cat because they're his favourite, the same as how i like liver with peas. One of his eyes pops out when he's does poo's, then we have to sticky tape around his head to put his eye back. Mum sometimes get his eyelashes stuck on the tape, so how she just cuts his lashes off. I have a pet slug that lives in our shower. I sing her lallabies and then she slides all over my body and gives me special shiny jewelry up my arms. Her names is Elizabeth and she knows all of my secrets. Even the secret about my pretty paintings where i cut my tummy and let the pretty red fill up in my bellybotton so i can use my painbrush and make the sun shine.  I can smile real big when i push a coathanger in my mouth, even thought my lips look like nanas prunes in the prune jar after my big smiles.  Mums hairy mole is so funny to touch especially when you twirl the hair around around and around your finger.  Mums says i might have one one day... i hope so. We all like going to the dinosaur muesum and i think about how long a dinosaur drum stick would take to eat? But dad said that the dinosaur would eat us first and why wonder about such things when there are plenty of cats and fingernails around.  They're my dads favourites. Ok mum i'll lock him in now. Goodnight dad, no moe scratching at the door. Oh goodnight mum, oh and goognight Elizabeth........ my friend.


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