chairman rose pokemon vs derek lucks meta runner rap battle - ft. king mewtwo

Credits:

King Mewtwo as Chairman Rose

Swoldow EVGRB as Derek Lucks

Written by Swoldow EVGRB

Mixed by King Mewtwo

Beat by Vendetta Beats

Lyrics:

Rose (0:10):
Hello there Derek, welcome to your darkest day
Sinking with your reputation, like your company i'm ending ya
So stick to creepin and squeezing cash from your bluejay
Acting like Todd Howard but a sexual predator
Let's compare our achievements, and what ultimately stopped us?
Me? Mythic creatures. You? Cancel culture.
And your revolver. You got yourself shot
Add that hole in your skull to the ones in your plot
I’m bringing Galar’s future to a brand new league
While the brand you lead creates amputees
The New Meta you preach? Wanna win? You pay.
Might as well rebrand your Corp to “reskinned EA.”

Lucks:
A thorough search of your verse from Belle couldn't find anything fruitful
But roses without thorns still can be useful
I’m a man of opportunity, I take it when it’s due
So when I’m looking for a weak foe, I WANT YOU.
Eight generations selling out, yet can’t top my Showmatch dough
Your brother has a better chance if he only spat dad jokes
And I need to rebrand? Your villain arc is so redundant
My men witnessed your writers searching in Lusamine’s dustbin
I outfoxed my opposition, leaving Tari mine to pledge to me
You risked destroying everything you built for useless energy?
Write Galar an elegy, this smug asshole is damning it
Tell me Rose, do you know what collateral damage is?


Rose (1:13):
Well I’d ask you the same about the emotional kind
I made Leon a legend, while you broke your runner’s minds
And under rugs swept your lies. It makes sense that Belle betrayed you
Since that verse was more lifeless than the coma that you gave Luce
You think I'm negligent? Un-tint that window for a second
And then stare at the reflection of a man who misused all he knew
Frankly it's a blessing that Sheridan killed you off
As besides revealing plot, your character blew worse than Project Blue.

Lucks:
Head back to the coal mines if you wanna cut deep
You somehow got more control of Eternatus than the beat
Laying about while Oleana carries your job on her back?
You're let off easy, so let’s remedy that.
I’ll bring into fruition, my newest company vision
Of buying out Marco Cosmos, and with this new acquisition
I’ll recode the world you live in, turn it to a glitchy prison
Leaving you to rot forever. Enjoy being decommissioned.

EVGRB Bonus Battle: Chairman Rose vs Derek Lucks

console games vs arcade games rap battle FINALE - ft. a lot of people

Credits:

ARCADE TEAM:
King Mewtwo as Pac-Man
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd...
Swoldow EVGRB as Alien
(you're here lol)
MetalFireVA as Donkey Kong
https://www.youtube.com/c/MetalFireVA...

CONSOLE TEAM:
ENNWAY as Mario
https://www.youtube.com/c/ENNWAY/feat...
RaccoonBroVA as Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/c/RaccoonBroV...
Fightmarker as Master Chief
https://www.youtube.com/c/Fightmarker...

MOBILE TEAM:
M!CAH as Flappy Bird

Ye I do, here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpfU...
JustGamer as Om Nom
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkpt...
Michael Stark as Peashooter
https://www.youtube.com/c/StarkMediaP...

PC TEAM:
AdamDRB as Gordon Freeman
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmU5...
Dilly as Cuphead
https://www.youtube.com/c/LocoRapBattles
Serena Zagranis as Steve
https://www.youtube.com/c/EthanZagranis (edited)


Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Dilly, ENNWAY
Beats by: ENNWAY, Kustom, PREMISE, Dansonn, and Vendetta Beats

Edited by:
Swoldow
Michael Stark
Pixel Chris (https://www.youtube.com/c/PixelChris)
Dani Frias (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU...)
Special Inquisitor Rayyan (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvF...)
Rabi (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETr...)
Nooby (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMok...)
King Ducky (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSLP...)
JesseBoxVO (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb6G...)
Thisisraisu (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpe6...)
RNG (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDo7...)

Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnails by: Dani Frias (SoundCloud) and Pixel Chris (YouTube)

EVGRB Series Finale: Console Games vs Arcade Games

I battle between two video game characters who take ice to their advantage.

Cast:
Dani Frias as Iceman
Swoldow EVGRB as Polar Knight
Light as Sub Zero

EVGRB Christmas Special: Iceman VS Polar Knight

WARNING: THIS TRACK IS OLD. THE AUDIO QUALITY SUCKS

Anyway, this is the first Epic Video Game Rap Battle, a series where 2 video game characters compete in an ERB style rap battle. These 2 hogs will be hogging the mic in this one, because only one pig can be the best.

Cast: 
Swoldow EVGRB as Corporal Pig
RB38 as Midbus

EVGRB Season 1: Corporal Pig VS Midbus

WARNING: THIS IS OLD SO THE AUDIO QUALITY SUCKS

Welcome to the second Epic Video Game Rap Battle. When it comes to villains, these 2 are the kings, but there can only be one. Who will win? Find out.

Cast:
RB38 as Bowser
Swoldow EVGRB as Dr. Eggman

Lyrics:


Bowser:
Cool Goggles, AMELIA EARHART
My awesome claws of FURY will RIP YOU APART
You fight a HEDGEHOG, I DEAL WITH REAL PEOPLE
Try kidnapping a Princess, you wimpy little butthole
You're evil plot is to build a carnival, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO DO!
You are cruel to animals? You call THAT evil too!
I’m spitting FIRE on the track, you're getting burnt to a crisp!
I ENSLAVE WHOLE KINGDOMS WHILE YOU CAN’T KEEP THE DEADLY SIX!

Eggman:
I’m a professional schemer, it's OBVIOUS you're going down.
Try fighting someone who runs at the speed of sound!
Got an IQ of 300, building awesome bots, too
You're minions walk around like idiots. IS THAT REALLY ALL THEY DO!
Call me Nabbit cause this Victory i’m gonna SNATCH
YOU'RE ABOUT AS RETARDED AS GROUNDER AND SCRATCH
You're battles get dumber with EVERY new Mario Game.
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU PUT GAMING TO SHAME!

Bowser:
HEY DOC! Who's the smart one NOW!
Sonic always beats you're little toys like POW!
Your toys get broken OH WHAT A PITY
You get beat by a hedgehog MAN YOU FIGHT LIKE A KITTY
I’ll leave you like Isle Delfino…….. BRUSH’D
You're plans are like the end of Sonic Lost World…… RUSH’D
WHEN YOU STEP INTO MY CASTLE BETTER RUN AWAY AND SCREAM!
THE ONLY THING YOU ACHIEVED IS BEING AN OVERUSED MEME!

Eggman:
These goggles are for looking at the Gems that I stole.
YOU KIDNAP PEACH OVER AND OVER, YOU'RE PLANS ARE JUST DULL!
Kidnapping peeps, BEEN THERE DONE THAT!
You break bricks with your own weight. WHO YOU CALLING FAT!
I INVENTED METAL SONIC HE WILL RIP YOU APART
All Bowser Jr. ever does is FAIL AT MAKING ART!
I see you have a long list of trouble with the girls.
NOW WATCH AS DR. EGGMAN TAKES ALL 8 OF YOUR WORLDS!

EVGRB Season 1: Bowser VS Dr. Eggman

WARNING: THIS IS OLD SO THE AUDIO QUALITY SUCKS

Welcome to the third Epic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we got the leader of the Deadly Six, up against the self-proclaimed leader of the koopalings. Which one is better on the mic? Find out on this Epic Video Game Rap Battle.

Cast:
Zavok: Maclnerney76
Zazz: Swoldow EVGRB
Ludwig Von Koopa: Swoldow EVGRB
Roy Koopa: RB38


Lyrics:

Zavok:
You're a waste of my time. I’m the superior rapper here
I’ll savor you're every scream, and then i’ll feast upon your fear
I lead the Deadly Six, your Koopalings are far dumber
Considering the fact that you get beaten by a fat italian plumber.
I’ll torture you until you’d wish that you’d never exist
Is that a wand in your hand? Wait till your face meets my fists.
You aren't even intimidating, you got replaced by Bowser Jr.
This battle's gonna make you bleed. Go run home to king koopa.

Ludwig:
When you step into my castle, you know you’ll get destroyed.
You steal “energy” to get stronger, well SOMEBODY uses steroids.
Don't mess with me Zavok, FEAR ME. That's what you should do.
Use my dark magic to take down you and you're stupid crew.
You're group is called the “Deadly” Six, well ISN’T THAT A LIE!
A hedgehog is the reason why you're entire team DIED!
You're personality’s a rip off of mine, and you're design, of my fathers.
As Zor would say, beating you, WHY EVEN BOTHER!

Zavok:
Who you calling a rip-off. You stole Beethoven’s design
After i’m done with you, don't even DARE to spit a line.
You can’t win against me, now it's grinding up my gears.
Zazz, show this blue pest what we do around here.

Zazz:
Got it, boss. Ludwig, I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP!
I'VE BEEN ITCHING OR A FIGHT ALL DAY, PUT YOUR DUKES UP!
I'M CHARGING INTO THIS BATTLE, AND YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE
BECAUSE I'M GONNA SLASH THE BLUE RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAIR!
I’ll go and slap you so many times in the face,
So that stupid snaggle tooth of yours goes RIGHT BACK INTO PLACE!
Screw you're crappy classical music. The deadly six truly ROCK!
After this battle, YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A BOX!

Ludwig:
Zazz, that verse was worse then the attacks that you throw.
My reacting to your rapping is (Trademark Ludwig Laugh)
You're not the only one who can bring the double team.
Roy, tell these 2 buffoons now to mess with the koopalings.

Roy:
OH YEAH! The burly bully’s coming in to fight!
Seems like we've got 2 zeti on the menu tonight.
This ain't no business. I’m beating you 2 craps up for fun. 
Zazz, you're skinnier than Iggy, while i’m rocking THESE GUNS!
Imma shoot you with my bullets, then do a ground pound
While Zazz stupidly runs around, like a moron on the ground.
You all are just wimps, GO AHEAD AND EAT OUR DUST!
The only reason you exist is because sega’s too impressed with us.

EVGRB Season 1: Ludwig VS Zavok

Yay, finally a battle that isn't old!

Anyway, welcome to the 4th EVGRB where the God of the Smash franchise Master Hand, faces off against the God of Playstation Allstars, Polygon Man!

Cast:
Master Hand: RB38
Polygon Man: Swoldow EVGRB
Tabuu: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Master Hand:
I’ve waited for another challenger to join my collection.
And there's no way to fight back. This is your final destination!
Send this phony back to Sony, you better quit running that lip off!
I gotta HAND it to you, all you are is just a rip-off
You're the one who got sent to the dust bin of history,
Since your raps are like my area. Empty!
So take all your stars and get them out of my subspace,
Or i’ll make you do it when this master's hand super smashes your face.

Polygon Man:
It was a valiant effort, but you dare disrespect this king?
Foolish pawn. I’ll be the next to puppeteer you with your strings.
You think your tough little boy? All you do is battle toys.
I’d rather face the hand that actually knows how to destroy.
I'm a true creator, get out of my path. Got rhymes as shocking as Cole MacGrath
Shapeshift into Tabuu, beat you in a flash, you're original?, stop being so brash.
Like Kratos, i’m godly when I am Parappin’, see what happens
When this Big Daddy, Spikes you back to Nintendo packin’

Tabuu:
This is my competition? No wonder your mascot status was deposed,
Because the entire Playstation All-Star roster can leave you dethroned!
ROBbing victories, Dropping bombs, like the Ancient Minister,
And now i’m stepping up to beat this imposter
You had some smash balls to face me, i'll turn you into a trophy using my flows
As I destroy everything while my power grows and grows
When it comes to supergiants, this shape shifting shame is just a fool
I'll be pulling on the strings. Finally! Another entity to control!


Polygon Man:
This waste of subspace angel is giving me crap?
Since it’s obvious that I won this Pa-rap
You think because you have wings, that makes you so fly?
Muahahahaha! Your as harmless as a butterfly, you small fry!
You may be pulling the strings, but I am now this evil angel’s master
You can’t fight, your game is just a mindless button-masher
You’ve only prolonged the inevitable, mere mortals brought you to your end
Now you and all your tin-foil trophies will never ever shine again.

Mixed by: DCRaps
Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, RB38, Ryan Tillotson, Dani Frias
Soon to be edited by: DCRaps and Daniel the Rapper







this could've been better tbh

EVGRB Season 1: Master Hand VS Polygon Man

The proudest members of the 2 worst fandoms battle it out to see which is the better fandom.

Cast:

Team Undertale:
Dani’s Fried Ass as Mario Undertale Kid 
Sam u l (who didn't record that lazy bum) as SansTheSkeleton636 

Team FNAF:
a bad mimikyu cosplayer as Foxy the Best Fox 
DCCraps as 3LameStudios vocals:
a bad mimikyu cosplayer as FNAFLover2008 

Lyrics:

Mario Undertale Kid:
*Girly Scream* YOU HATE UNDERTALE! 
UNDERTALE IS THE BEST, AND FNAF IS JUST A FAIL!
I HATE ALL YOU UNDERTALE HATERS! IT IS A GREAT GAME!
I had and adventure in undertale where the lore was wrong, BUT IT'S STILL A GREAT GAME!
IF YOU EVEN RANT ME ONCE I WILL GET PISSED AND START SCREAMING
Because you suck more than DANIEL T GAMING
JUST BE QUIET. YOUR GAMES MORE UNORIGINAL THAN BEN 10
After I rape the ears of your fandom you will DROWN LIKE BENNNNNNNNNNNN

Foxy the Best Fox:
6 AM, time to noot this churl like my daddy, but farther
You may have the princess, lab rat, but I am a fox
You look like super Minecraft kid, who gives a cooster
Actually you are super minecraft kid, you suck you FNAF hating loser!
The creators of this battle clearly like FNAF more
Cuz Swoldow ranted on you, because your channel is a bore….
I'm a fire-foxy-flamer, your a stoned-metta-chrome,
FNAF is the best game ever, all you want is Sans’ bone.

SansTheSkeleton636:
WE ARE NOT EXCESSIVE FANGIRLS! You can't win, you see.
I don't want Sans’ bone, I make Papyrus want it FOR ME!
I'm probably the worst shipper on the internet but I don't even care!
Because i'll use my movie maker slideshows to get into your nightmares!
You’ll Never sleep again with my DEATH STARE
DO YOU WANNA STOP, YOU FAGGOTS, YOU’RE ALL LACKING PUBIC HAIR
Put music over your stupid crap, and text your defeat. Sorry!
Because while you jerk off to Foxy, I’m building a skele-army!

(Random chainsaw noise, with 3LameStudios laughing about how he can copy a video)

3LameStudios
You think you can beat FNAF! Papyrus X Sans just blows!
My chance of winning is even bigger than the chance of me copying someone's video!
But I wouldn't copy yours. Your crappy shipping does not work. 
But when it comes to our fandoms, yours is boring while I go make FNAF twerk!
Who knows? Maybe Hulk is best meme character
He can beat Zootopia, FNAF, anything whenever
There's another FNAF fan calling, and he will leave you both pwned.
I'll copy somebody’s phone animation. BOOM! Pick up the phone.

(FNAFLover2008 buildup)

Mario Undertale Kid: Umm hello, who is calling

FNAFLover2008: You like Undertale don't you…..

FNAFLover2008: WELL YOU ARE FUCKING GAY!!!!

FNAFLover2008:
Beating you gay, black, FNAF HATERS is gonna be fun!
After I go sex with Foxy I will KILL YOU WITH A GUN!
It's FNAFLover2008, I have 200 whole subs, while you'll get a lot of hate
You think your videos are better than mine, you just make skeletons masturbate!
You think your “Pink Gay Fag powers” are gonna beat my raps
I hate you more than “I HATE EVERYTHING”, and just like him your videos are crap!
FNAF will dominate the internet, this world I shall rebuild!
JUST IMAGINE IT! A world where all FNAF haters GET KILLED!!!!!!

before you say anything about the lyrics being off flow and earrape, just remember that its an april fools battle.

video coming out on april fools (duh)

EVGRB April Fools Special: Mario Undertale Kid VS Foxy the Best Fox

Welcome to a scary edition of Epic Video Game Rap Battles, where Earthbound's Final Boss, Giygas battles the scariest Pikachu Clone out there, to see which monster has the deadliest true form.

Cast:
RedKirby101isHere - Giygas
Swoldow EVGRB - Mimikyu
Swoldow EVGRB (Originally Dani) - Pikachu (Cameo)

Beat by: Kustom

Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Dani Frias
Edited by: Daniel the Rapper and Swoldow EVGRB
Mixed by: Redkirby101ishere

Lyrics:

EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
GIYGAS
VS
ummm… pikachu?

Begin!

Giygas:
It's the final boss from Earthbound. You clearly can't grasp my raps!
But did they put the sum of my creators fears, up against some puny rat?
Abuse you worse then the kids who capture you, I'll leave you like me, but redder
Especially since they try to replace you in every new region, even Togudemaru is better.
I trashed Kefka twice, your cheery world will soon begin to fade
Once I leave you worse than ness, you'd best get on your knees and pray
So go ahead, try to diss, I'll never be shocked by you!
After all, why try to be scary, if you're just another pikachu.

Pikachu:
Pikachu! I'm here for fun! Let's play a little game
Where this electric rodent puts this fetus to shame!
I'm shocking on this track, while you shouldn't have been born
Because after i'm done with you…. Mimikyu: YOU'D WISH THAT WAS MY TRUE FORM!

Mimikyu:
SEE ME! Cause I see it's time to close your lid!
I'm playing rough, while you fail to beat a group of little kids
Alola’s Ghost with the Most, you won't take another breath
You think your true form is powerful? One look at mine, INSTANT DEATH!
You could never bust my disguises, your attacks i'll always grasp
My bloodlust isn’t just for pikachu, shadow claw you till you crash
Taste my shadow balls, since things are getting morbid!
This won't be the first time this fetus gets aborted!

Giygas:
That verse was Earthbound to suck, time for you to feel real pain!
All you are is just trash chosen by Jessie and James
But somehow your raps are even worse then your design
They made some 5 year old draw pikachu, and thought it looked fine!
People overhype you because of guilt? Please. Your backstory is a bore
Even Arceola didn't chose you for her team in the elite 4.
I'll leave you busted, no longer invulnerable, you see.
After a verse this deadly, you'd probably start pretending to be me!

Mimikyu:
No longer invulnerable? You're destiny bonded to not having a clue
That I gave Rocket their first victory, how do you think I could lose.
Been stuck in an abandoned store for years, with that yellow bastard in the spotlight,
How about we split my pain, and show what ungraspable TRULY FEELS LIKE!
You think I have anger issues? You are saltier than Dhelmise
Based off your creator’s fears, but wait till he sees me without my disguise!

Mimikyu (True Form):
Time for this totem to win. THIS BATTLE JUST wasn't fair
Seems like I plunged giygas in a NEVER ENDING NIGHTMARE!!!

WHO WON

WHO’S NEXT

YOU DECIDE

EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES

HAPPY HALOWEEN

EVGRB Haloween Special: Mimikyu VS Giygas

The Fifth Epic Video Game Rap Battle is here. This time we have Megaman's rival, Bass, up against the evil Sonic clone, Metal Sonic. Which robot will prevail? Find out in this installment of EVGRB

Cast:
Boris as Bass
RedKirby101ishere as Metal Sonic

Mixed by: RedKirby101isHere

Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Ryan Tillotson, RedKirby101isHere, Dani Frias

Beat by: Subrelix

Lyrics:

Bass:
What’s this? A scrap metal imposter? Ha! You couldn’t even give sonic any fear!
For you are far too weak, I’ll leave you frozen, when my rapping goes into high atmosphere.
Spitting bassnium bars, at rapidfire, you got guts, man to be facing me,
You're no mega, man. Watch as you fall against my Robot Master army.
Justice will come to you in this battle for being the strongest is my concern,
You’ll be blown to pieces with the power of every one of my fiery robot master’s burns!
With my strength and skill, i’ll shut you down, and toss your rusted ass into the junkyard.
Because you're not a king, not even a card! Just the fake ace up the sleeve of doctor retard!

Metal Sonic:
Time to drop the mic, like a bomb on winny wily, his stolen school of bass, a puny robot race,
All of his so-called robot masters, and of course, his unneeded base and bass.
You talk like what you got gives you the upper hand, but originality is what you lack!
So i’ll copy your story, defense and attacks, so that I can steal my own abilities back!
You were made to beat your rival but got programed to be your creators killer
And you have a normal and ultimate form? Why does this all sound so familiar!
The real robo-rival’s raps will give this sheepish junkman his end,
This so-called monster’s minds so weak, that his own worst enemy became his friend.

Super Bass:
I'm now Super Bass, beating this disgrace, your victory is just imagination!
All you are is a robo-rodent with half-brained plans for world domination.
I can see shaking as you Treble, so take my advice and Rush away,
Because showing robots like you who’s the mega rapping master? That’s my Forte!
Leave you more of a wreck then Dr. Light’s lab, you're Wily if you think you’ll come out of this fight alive!
Why don't put your speed to good use and flee, even Springman has a better design
I actually have my own game, your only shot of playability is the olympic track
You’ll REALLY feel the pressure, when i bring the steam, and leave this hard-boiled egg-kisser cracked!

Metal Overlord:
You call your wings an upgrade? You think you now have me beaten by a mile?
Foolish mortal. Your only new ability is that you can now fight me “Doggy Style”.
You don’t fear the true Metal Overlord? Funny since you too got your butt beat by sonic,
That’s right. Remember the crossover? Guess this Archie’s performance really IS comic!
You’ve gotten too deep into this boss battle. You’ll need a platform to repel like a magnet.
Now my sole purpose of being in this battle is to destroy this apparent little planet!
KNEEL BEFORE ME! My attacks exceed your puny bass blaster
You're a lab rat’s slave, WHILE I'LL BE EVERYONE’S MASTER!

EVGRB Season 1: Metal Sonic VS Bass

Welcome to the newest holiday special of Epic Video Game Rap Battles. Today we have the sub-zero sequel. Megaman's coolest rival, Iceman takes on the Order of No Quater's muscle, Polar Knight, to see which Frozen boss can take their second crown, but are they alone?

PaletteReviews as Iceman (Megaman)
RedKirby101isHere as Polar Knight (Shovel Knight)
Swoldow EVGRB as Brain Freeze (Plants vs Zombies Heroes)

Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Dani Frias

Chiseled by: GamingPlush64

Beat by: 2Deep

Lyrics:

EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

ICEMAN

VS 

POLAR KNIGHT

2

BEGIN

Iceman:
You're on thin ice again. Welcome back to Wily’s ice cold reign
Disses colder than my frozen desert, this knight will lose this fight again
Inspired generations of icy bots, while you just bite off from what I've created
While my frozen heart is Black, Knight! No wonder this antisocial is hated
Been in this game since ‘87, it's clear which frosty boss is the best
Because this snow plow can’t even Order a Quarter of my success!
I control the ice, from the palms of my hand, you control it by using a shovel, you fool.
I'm the robot-master of the mic, your order can't comprehend my cool!

Polar Knight:
HMPH! Challenging me again? Seems like you brought nothing new
Using that same old ice slasher? No wonder some lab assistant always beats you.
Whilst I've learned some new tricks, Specter won't be the only ghost whom I fight
Since I'm sending down giant ice columns to block you from escaping Polar Knight’s Might
I'm a true snow-baller, you're in for some trouble, 
when I launch them at you with only a shovel
Get my whole crew of vikings to beat you down, double, 
and then feed you to the wolves until you're a pile of rubble!
Split you like your personality, your game is over, soldier
HMPH! Leave with that stranded shipwreck of a verse, i'm known for giving cold shoulders.

Brain Freeze:
Stepping out of the fog, Feastuvus snowmen best get ready!
Got the coldest disses here, I'm a real Treasure Yeti!
I'm sneaky, and beastly, while you two are just weak, see
No measly weed-y could out-freeze this PvZ MC
You're like the snowflakes that come from my butt, while i'm any plant’s bane
You'll be galvanized, once you work for me, to protect and serve…. BRAINS!
Any diss you spit, i'll superblock, spit acid rain until you're 6 feet under
These two icicles have now crashed, forever stuck in my frozen tundra…...

EVGRB Christmas Special 2017: Iceman vs Polar Knight 2

2 of the biggest gaming mascots duke it out in the final episode of EVGRB Season 1. They have certainly proved themselves over the years, but are they alone?

Cast:
Dani Frias as Crash
Julian the Beast as Sonic
Swoldow EVGRB as Mega Man
King Mewtwo as Pac-Man
Raichous as Mario

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/wkkBA/
Beats by Allrounda, Dansonn, DJFusionT, Kustom
Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, King Mewtwo and Psytube
Mixed by: Swoldow EVGRB (Vocals), Redkirby101ishere (Beats)

Lyrics:

Crash: (0:14)
I'm spinning onto this track, the pinnacle of SONY’s games
And I'm against this cocky rodent, Hedge-hogging all the fame!
Blow you up like TNT! I made the era of 3D!
And while your sales are slowly dying, I’m back for an N Sane Trilogy!
Hope Sonic Team puts Mind over Mutant and makes one of your games right
So why don't you stick to what you're good at, and run from this fight!
Ripper Roo you up, like the Tiger, your chance is Tiny man!
Since the only good game you've had in years is one made by the fans!

Sonic: (0:43)
Didn't catch that buddy. I was busy rollin’ around at the speed of sound
You might as well use Aku Aku to mask up those bad raps. Send you CRASHing down!
You must have Green Hill Zoned out. In verbal races like this, I’m never last!
Cuz if you want to step to me in rap, you Gotta Go Fast!
Now I'll show you! With Chaos Emeralds in hand
I’ll beat you over an over, call you Eggman
Got flows Deadly, Six-fold. This victory I’ll take
Since I’ve seen tougher Lyrics from cyborg snakes
With my smooth, swift controls, you can't catch up to me
Your game’s so clunky, you can't bounce off a turtle properly
I've Super Smashed Nintendo’s greatest. Seems I’ve beat you too
Guess who ain’t the Playstation All Star? You.

Mega Man: (1:11)
Teleporting in, it’s Mega Man, beating these heroes who are lacking wit
I was the one who made side-scrolling shooters dominate the gaming market
Leave you in my Dust, Man. Like him, trash is all you spit
Because with my ability absorption, my arsenal is nearly limitless!
Megaman X-ing you out, with Battle Networks of raps
Since either of you aren't Legends, I'm the Star Force on this track
I'll make you see the Dr. Light, so don't try to Mega-Bust a rhyme
While Sonic can't even crack one egg, I’ve saved the world 10 times!

Pac-Man: (1:38)
Approaching for some raps to eat, the Man is here to Pac some heat
Rocked charts since the 80s, you’d be nothing without me
Rock and Roll, Rock, who’s Rolling down from all of his fame
Since that verse of yours looked less promising then your 11th game!
This bot can't stop a spring-headed scientist? I brought life to the Arcade genre
Crash’s rapping is worse than the voice acting in Megaman’s 8th adventure
Rap attacks are what these guys lack, but they’re still talking smack
You don’t know jack when it comes to besting Pac on the track

Mario: (2:17)
Think you made the industry of gaming, but ask yourselves though
Who's the reason you still are in the business? ITSA ME, MARIO!
Let's start with Bandicoot, Sony can't step to the original bros
Since your whole series CRASH’d and burned. I'll leave you shouting WOAH!
Sonic thinks he’s a Force to be reckoned with, but he’s in my Shadow, like Luigi
I’ll drop you like a Yoshi. Best prepare for an Odyssey!
Megaman’s formula is boring. Surprised Capcom reused it all those times
While my games stay fresh and exciting, you're turning out worse than Mighty No. 9
Don't try to attack, Pac, or I’ll Ground Pound your face, so listen
While you're in your maze eating food, I'm saving the Mushroom Kingdom
Gaming's greatest Superstar! Invincible from your raps!
Steal this win, call me a Blue Shell, since I’ll knock you off this track!
You four need to learn your place. The whole industry lies on my shoulders!
Thank you for-a listening to this verse, but now for you it's Game Over!

EVGRB Season 1 Finale: Crash Bandicoot vs Sonic the Hedgehog

WATCH THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1aBO8t1KfM

Cast:
Team Skull: Swoledoh evgrbegtcdgtep
matPat, creampuff: while ur still casting swoldow

a fugin rockit: a red boi who sucks

Written by: jesus, and irrelevant people


Lyrics:

eppppppic vidya gaem rape battl

JT machinimuh

Varshish

Team rockit gaming

Begn

JT Machinima:
It’s JT Mashitima, JonTron Machinima
On the mic I’m the Beast, call me Julian The Machinima
You call yourself Rockit Gaming but you don’t play games
You’re rip-off of Dan Bull, oh wait! We’re the same
Who the hell is swoldow? Doesn't he rip off VGRB?
I don’t have time to play around, better make Mob Rap #413
Here's a new fact rap! Rockit gaming is gay!
Rockit Gaming is retarded, we'll beat Rockit Gaming all da

Rockit Gaming:
Asking us 3 for money? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UR POOR!
What’s with that ugly guy?, I think he’s a re-tord
But wait, why did I even copy some lines from CMRB
But they are dead anyway, and you’re are next JT
Just salty that they got leprosy and their dicks fell off
I just fucked yo ass, was that not enough?
And now, even tho my verse has really bored us
Imma gonna go and hit you with a very shitty chorus

Rockit and JT, Rockit and JT
Rockit and JT, Rockit and JT
Rockit and JT, Rockit and JT
Rockit and JT, Rockit and JT

JT Machinima:
You wanna know why we'll win? It's because we're good at the games
If that wasn’t clear, we are good at the games
I’ll say it again, we are good at the games
BUT FUCK ROCKIT GAMING, HE SUCKS AT THE GAMES!
You only play DDLC, we play some great games
For example Yandere Simulator and shit - these are good games
In this battle, we're insane, like Nagito Komeadian
You’re like Dead Bart, Heh, such a comedian

Rockit Gaming:
J-T-M-A-C-H-I-N-I-M-A you suck
J-T-M-A-C-H-I-N-I-M-A your a cuck
I have gaming raps and show you real horror
Ur battles unlike ours are bore
We have characters like Freddy, Bendy, Cuphead, DDLC
So that means the only person who actually hates our stuff is Dani
My raps are rich in quality, because I have BITCONECT!
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON THE SEXIEST GAMERS ON THE INTERNET?

Rockit and JT, Rockit and J-

JT Machinima:
ENOUGH OF THAT GAY SHIT! GIMME SOMETHING THAT ROOOOOOOOOCKS

JT Machinima:
YO LET'S GO 
COME AND GRAB A GUN
WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
ONE BULLET, I'LL CUM
THEN WE'LL SHOOT IT INTO YOUR HEAD
YOU'LL BE TOTALLY DED
DON'T ARGUE ABOUT IT
COME AND JOIN US IN HELL
WE'LL HAVE TONS OF FUN
JUST 3 SHOTS! AND YOU'RE DONE
YOU WERE SUCH A CHUMP, OOOOOOOO
COME WITH US, IF YOU ARE NOT ALRIGHT
YOU'LL TOTALLY DIE
JOIN SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
OH I KNOW EXACTLY Y U WANNA DIEEEEEEEEE
U JUST WANNA LEAVE EARTH THAT'S THE REASON WHY
O I KNO THAT UR TOTALLY SHAKING!
I BET U DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE BACON!

Rockit Gaming:
…….
Shit.

WHO JUAN
WHO SNACKS
WHO THE HELL IS NEXT
WHO WON THIS BLOCKY BATTLE
WHO MURDERED THE MIC
WHO ACTUALLY CARES
EPIC VIDYA GAME RAPPP BATTLZ

EVGRB April Fools 2018: JT Machinima Vs Rockit Gaming

Hints:

Villainous Rematch
Ghosts with the Most
Crime runs in the Family
Rap Kings
Animal Duos
A Glitch in the System
One Man Armies
The Greatest Swordsman
It Came from Outer Space...
Bringers of the Apocolypse
Paint Hero VS Paint Villain
Run to any region, Crime will still get you.

EVGRB Season 2 Hints

Welcome to the first bonus battle of EVGRB. These bonus battles are just small matchups I want to see happen, put in a shorter battle, usually 1 verse per rapper. This first matchup puts everyone's favorite fourth wall breaking paint bucket, Huey, up against the Haunted Headwear, Cappy. Which sidekick of Mario will prevail? Find out in the newest Bonus Battle of EVGRB

Swoldow EVGRB as Huey and Cappy

Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:
EPIC VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES
BONUS BATTLE
CAPPY
VS
HUEY
Beg…

(Huey snores)

Huey…. Wake up

HUEY!!

(Announcer hits huey with hammer)

Huey:
OW! WHY’D YOU WAKE ME UP! Do I really have to fight this rhymer
Don't worry, Uncle Huey’s here to give you a primer
Color Splash ya with raps, since i'm capping this cap
So possess a better opponent before I go back to my nap
This Urchin is lurkin’ You better Sniff-or-Whiff defeat
Or i'll put out the flames you think you spit. You're clearly Leston me
I'm the paint star guardian. Call me Bowser, since i'll diss...
you so hard i'll take the crown, and your sis

Cappy:
Prepare for an Odyssey! Time for your verses refutal
Kick this can a Bonne-ton, what you're about to see is Broodal
You're only good for simple banter, this ghost’s 1-Upping the rest
I wonder what I should possess…. I could maul you like a T-Rex
Don't even need to be an Uproot to tower over you
Got disses colder than Shiveria, while you blow worse then Ty-Foo
Leave you in 2D to be cut, like any piece of paper should.
Since i've controlled giant turtles better than Black Paint ever could

EVGRB Bonus Battle: Cappy vs Huey

These 2 villains really don't know when to quit, because they're back at it again, with another battle to cap off season 2. Bowser, the fire breathing turtle returns to face off against the mad scientist, Dr. Eggman for a second shot at the throne for gaming's greatest villain.

Cast:
Julian - Bowser/Dry Bowser
RB38 - Eggman
Swoldow EVGRB - Eggman Nega

Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Psytube, TheAngryMidget, Dani Frias
Mixed by: Swoldow EVGRB
Thumbnail by Jay

Lyrics:

Eggman:
A rematch? Hmmm…. interesting, let’s see what we’ve got
Some Soon-To-Be dethroned turtle, with the brains of Cubot
Send any airship you have. Me and my Egg Fleet are way flyer.
I'll conquer your lava-ridden home, and add it to the Eggman Empire!
Controlled time and space, enslaved and alien race. How have you tried to wreak havoc?
Since you couldn’t pose a single threat without Kamek’s magic
I'll take your army of defenseless turtles. They have better uses it seems.
Being part of all of MY schemes, as power to my machines!

Bowser:
Back for more? Don't make me laugh. Run back to your laboratory.
For the Dark Star Core of your verse won't last in this Inside Story
This fatter version of Mario Forces near-gods to do his bidding
But after years of getting betrayed by them, I'm surprised you aren't quitting
Your plots aren't interstellar. Just amusing. I'm done with your antics.
For no death egg of yours can stand a chance, once Bowser goes gigantic
Conquered the world using some ruby? But even galaxies fear my name!
So go and gloat about your brain, and see who actually spits flame.

Eggman Nega:
200 years in the future: Mario STILL leaves you EggMangled
While I’m sending the Robotniks back to glory with an Empire that’s Multidimensional
Turn all 8 of your worlds into a set of cards. it's your demise
Once I disintegrate you in my lava flows, I guess your raps are dry...

Dry Bowser:
Even without skin, i'm less of a bonehead. Stepping out of the lava to nail ya!
Nega thinks he rules the world, but it's clear he comes from a long line of failures
Lock you up with Peach and Daisy, if you have dreams of being regal
Seems like you’ve been cracked, a second time. Kneel to gaming’s king of evil!

EVGRB Season 2: Bowser vs Eggman 2

Life is full of unfair death, but what happens after can be quite scarring, for both the character, and the gamer. In this matchup we see Danganronpa V3's Ultimate Anthropologist Korekiyo Shinguji face off against the mentally traumatic Fran Bow, to see which split-personality psychopath can rap harder.

Swoldow EVGRB as Korekiyo
GarbageGothic as Fran

Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wLjdQ/
Beat by: Dansonn
Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Legion
Thumbnail by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Swoldow EVGRB
video comes out October 31

Lyrics:

Fran:
A dreadful terror confronts me at such a foul hour
The frightening sight of a mind clutched tight by girl power
And they sent me to the esper and yet, sir, you’re rampant
Clutched swaying in emotions for one off this plane scampered
Here's a fruit of knowledge, drop your I-thirst-a blood and realize
A curse has been laid upon your circle, for we all see-saw your demise
A kitty for an ending and a pussy seeking penance, our obsessions
So offend me, petty menace who ended as dead as his profession

Korekiyo:
In all my years of Anthropology, even I'd pass on a story so shoddy
Since someone must have caged this child, and put Coraline’s soul inside her body
You're just Oswald’s failed experiment. Survival for you is now unsure.
That verse? A relic easily destroyed. Step away from this fight, or I tear out your nerves
Let me frame your painting in a more beautiful light, like Yonaga’s
Under this mask lies a sight more provoking than your mental trauma
So pop your Duotine all you want. You’ll still see the actuality
That i'll leave you meeting with sister, in all 5 of your realities (kehehehehe)

Queen Fran:
Go slam your trash bars hard up your dusty Shin-coochy
I’m about to add your arc to the carcasses of your duty
A Kamala on you both as you hide truths from everyone else
So take your shithead of a sister, and literally go fuck yourself.
You stick to murdering children but my horrors do more than kill
Humanity is far from beautiful, it's a race restrained by pills
Someone get the holy water. It's your punishment time.
Since after drowning in my Melting Pot of Flows…. “EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE”

Korekiyo/Sister:
(Sister) Oh, Kiyo, my dear. Don't worry about this queen’s endeavors
(Kiyo) Your family's now long forgotten, (Sister) While our love, it lasts forever!
(Kiyo) You'll be beheaded like your cat doll, but even with your reign at an end
(Sister) This sad little girl still won't deserve to join my 100 friends.
(Kiyo) Life is full of unfair deaths, but those don't excuse your sinning
(Kiyo) You’re the experiment between us (Sister) Talk about siamese t-winning
(Kiyo) Wrapping this battle up with red rope. Now rest your head. Feel the scythe?
So join your parents, as Palontras carries you straight into the afterlife….

EVGRB Halloween 2018: Korekiyo Shinguji vs Fran Bow

In the second EVGRB bonus battle, 2 underrated, but comical gamers/reviewers battle it out to see who's content is better. Alpharad, the owner of the "NOT" series takes on the Ikon clan leading, black grandma, Dunkey in the newest installment of EVGRB


Cast:
Boris as Alpha

Swoldow EVGRB as Dunkey

Karaoke: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/5602acfe04411.mp3


Written by: Swoldow EVGRB
Mixed by: Swoldow EVGRB


Lyrics:

Alpha:
Ladies and Gentleman, look, I get it
You're tired of game reviewers, and commentary full of wit
So here's a new blatant rip off, soon he’ll be nothing but a fad
But I present to you, my opponent; “NOT ALPHARAD”
You're cheesier than Papa Johns. You better get off the phone
Because we’ve all won at least once, except for you, a Verbal Jome
You wanna fight this for glory? I made the term of getting dunked!
Could beat this “Worst Hanzo Ever” even if playing while drunk!
Biased towards certain companies, and you still talk shit about reviewers?
No wonder League of Legends banned you because of your crude humor
So pack your rappy-wheels. A new Ikon has approached your Dunk House
Who has a complete Knack to Steam Clean the words from your mouth

Dunkey:
UH OHHHHHH! DID SOMEBODY SAY KNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Alpha:
Oh my god….

Dunkey:
Welcome back to roasting with the Dunk. Alpha’s nowhere in his Seared Prime
But you'll be Super Smashed like Sky, if you think you can spit some rhymes
Math tells me i'll Bumberfuck this mindless Mole-person on the mic
Who should be gunned down like that degenerate Malphite
Anime Girls and Reviewing Ripoffs? Your channels getting old
With it's vids forged in a dumpster with Getting Over It’s controls
You're N O N A F F L U E N T while verbally I'm a Bookworm, Deluxe!
I spit on par with Gambeenie. This is a poser out of luck!
I actually scored myself a wife, while at night, you Leah-be 
On your computer looking at pics of huniepop and Princess Peach
I'm Over-ya-man, this battle makes me really feel like you'll lose
Cause you're in MY castle now. I've ate your words, and your shoes.

EVGRB Bonus Battle: Alpharad vs videogamedunkey

Ring Ring! Its time for a lesson in diss rapping by 2 of the most notoriously devilish teachers to be featured in videogames. Brain Age's mascot, Ryuta Kawashima faces off against Baldi of Baldi's Basics to prove which teacher can truly school his opponent.


Cast:

Swoldow EVGRB as Dr Kawashima

Swoldow EVGRB as Baldi

Swoldow EVGRB as Principal of the Thing (Cameo)

Beat: http://kustombeats.com/uploads/music/509b862b1492b.mp3
Written by: Swoldow EVGRB
Mixed by: Swoldow EVGRB


Lyrics:

Baldi:
Welcome to my schoolhouse! Hope you enjoy this rap lecture.
But you're the biggest Problem I've seen. Flunk you like a Notebook Collector
Got rhymes flowing like BSoda, better Arts and Craft some bars
Or else I Gotta Sweep the floor with you, One wrong move, and you won't get far!

Dr Kawashima:
This Neuroscience Appliance made a new Brain Age for games
While some slenderman carbon copy claims he can step up to my fame?
While my real life inspiration spent years researching the mind
This shipwreck of sprites and comic sans ended up more rushed then his rhymes
Getting abusive over simple math, but are you truly a genius?
You're story’s synopsis needs some spellcheck. How’s that for being incorrect.
Whose numbers are truly deadly? Let this trophy make the assist
Since before you were conceived, I was the one making Brain Training Devilish!

Baldi:
(No dissing in the halls!) You've made me angry. PLAYTIME’S OVER
Now let's do my favorite subject! Divide my fame in Shiny Quarters
and you still couldn't surpass me. Smash is your only time to shine!
Face it, your concept is forgotten. Check your localization time.
Won't take Basics in Education to know who takes First Prize when flowing
Cuz you're no happy camper. You can't spit fire, let alone keep it going.
So don't dare to walk my halls again! I'll beat some sense into your endeavors!
SO GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN OR ROT IN DETENTION FOREVER!


Dr. Kawashima:
Stimulate your concentration. Let's see what you can remember
One of us can weaken Alzheimer's, while the other leaves his students dismembered.
Set this to Relaxation Mode, and your victory’s still improbable
Since the mystery of your success is like your problems, left unsolvable…..

EVGRB Bonus Battle: Dr. Kawashima vs Baldi

the biggest gods ever compete in the rap battle of all rap battles

don't take this seriously lol

Swoldow EVGRB as Don Bongo and Piranha Plant
Kamren the Reactor as Jesus

beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Jesus:
Ollo bongo the JC MC’s here to baptise you
Like ben the baptist TRYNA ENTERTAIN THE MULTITUDES
I may be dead inside, but I died for you sins
But nothing is as unexcusable as the creation of Bongo’s lips
I prefer shy guys, they know how to shut their face, see?
Remind me, what is menacing about the colour green?
Jesus Christ! I'm Jesus Christ. I'm practically a god (oh)
Because you can't get the ladies with your tiny Bon Dongo

Don Bongo:
You're the son of god? Might as well call me daddy
Soon you'll contract diabetes, because i big fatty
I’d rather be facing Judas, but he still wouldn’t be as good as me
As well as Osiris, the Allah, Buddha, and Hades
My chungus surpasses the rest, you can't step to the Don, bro
I took yoshi’s bumhole and slapped it like a bongo
I got lips of rubber, stomachs all blubber
Like a low budget rip off of Tubba Blubba

Jesus:
Where were you at, when I was in Jerusalem?
Giving out shirts to families that were struggling

Bongo:
Halloween and Christmas are mine, as they'll all soon see
Because there's nobody out there godlier than me

Piranha Plant:
I've dug through shit channels before-e, no one's heard of Yoshi’s Story
You're no super smash bruddah, you're a spirit. You bore me
I may be in a pot, but you’re surely on pot
If you thots think you can top the smash bros flop
When I kill you, Bongo, your Spirit will enter the World of Light
Nah jk, you can chill with Dharkon cause you’ve not been very nice
And to diss Jesus, here's one simple thang
THIS BATTLE IS APPROVED BY PLANT GANG

evgrb bonus battle: don bongo vs jesus christ

Welcome to the second battle of EVGRB's Season 2 where Luigi's Mansion's Kingpin, King Boo battles against the Shadow of Lavender Town, Gengar to see which specter can haunt the mic better.

Cast:
DeanFalcon - Gengar
Swoldow EVGRB - King Boo


Karaoke:
https://soundcloud.com/solkrieg/lavender-town-dream-eater-mix

Written By: Swoldow EVGRB, Psytube
Thumbnail by: Jay
Beat by Solkrieg
Mixed by Julian

Lyrics:

Gengar:
Boo! Bet you’re feeling mega scared to even face me
Shadow Tag and you’re it. Hope your feeble soul is tasty
I’ll decry an albino Haunter with a fixation on fellatio
As I leave you more Lavender than the Town I’m calling home
Towering over you, stalk you far past your demise
And drain every morsel of life I see behind those eyes
You’re a cheap scare, check your antique lair. I’m a real meta threat!
Looking finer than you ever did! You wanna Go? Let’s!

King Boo:
Though you're the second thing that sucks, and gets in the way of my supremacy
You can't see the Full Picture. No other ghost comes close to ending me
So carry on, barbarian, still getting walled by carrion
Who can’t even float to glory without old games backing him
Don’t look through the window, or inside it you might
Find the truth, you are duped, replaced by candlelight
Which is what this wayward soul will use when forced into my servitude
To wander the halls like Shivers, but this time, I’ll be burning you!

Mega Gengar:
I’ve more than shoulders above this apparition to my credit
A cold stone awakes my might; it’s far past time to go and leg it
On this track, you’re just a snack, I’m way too fast when I attack
See the despair of the tainted afterlife that’s my aftermath
(fast)
I'm a poltergeist, the shadow in the corner.
Who Shadow Snuck to the win, leave your boo crew asunder
While you avoid the night, you're just a painting hoarder
Who got overthrown twice by a green plumber
(regular)
You won't be paranormally active, cower in fear for the bars I send
Since with a mere stone and crystal, I’ve made sure your Nightmares Never End

King Boo:
Break you like the Dark Moon, you’ll be possessed in no time
You’re babbling like a baby, Chauncey must have written your lines!
Give you the cold shoulder, like Weston, in the casino I'll be bettin’
That you wouldn't last a second once stuck inside my dimension!
(Fast)
Once i'm done, you'll wish your music killed off your whole town
I ain't merry Sue, i'm turning your world upside-down
It's clear that you've lost this, i'll make like Boolossus
Be more sizable then anyone trying to take my crown
(Regular)
It's clear you're used to captivity. Time to put an end to your antics
As you'll now live your full afterlife, in the oils of my canvas…

EVGRB Season 2: Gengar vs King Boo

The greatest rap battle of all time, The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle, unfortunately has been scrapped, after 4 years of development and nonstop work of JMB and his team. 

To make sure a brilliant concept for a project wouldn't go to waste, I, Swoldow EVGRB, took the liberty of remaking the whole battle. Hope you enjoy.

Doc with Cast and Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1834RZahlFcAkznQO0n7s6TXOG9UzyFB66pbFLyw0IWw/edit

Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wbxqq/

Video drops tomorrow!

EVGRB April Fools 2019: The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle Remake

The cosmos, a land of uncertainty, the unknown, and... Space Pirates. These two ruthless leaders of these interstellar syndecates are butting heads for our next installment of EVGRB. Ridley, the alien responsible for the death of Samus' parents battles Wolf O'Donnell, the leader of StarWolf to see which one can truly lay claim to the stars.

Cast:
Light as Wolf
Swoldow EVGRB as Ridley

Written by Swoldow and Dani
Mixed by Swoldow
Thumbnails by Aaron
Beat by Kustom


Lyrics:

Ridley:
It's time for an armada to fall. You've Star-Fox-Zero chance of success
Because what could “Man’s Best Friend” do against the Cunning God of Death?
One mere Aparoid led you devoid of all evil withheld?
You're just weak, Wolf. You'll be massacred. A second K-2L.
I killed Samus’ parents, scarred her for life. The hell did you even do?
Play second-fiddle to Andross, and let him kill James McCloud for you?
I would take a feast on your life cells, but it seems you aren't even worthy.
Since how could I gain any smidge of strength from this depressed edgy furry.

Wolf:
Never thought I’d miss the food on Corneria. Skin and bones here is so tasteless,
That applying more scrap metal to you is the only way your boss fights are creative.
Let's see your fight for survival, I heard you cheat death vividly
But one beast versus my whole fleet? Can’t let you do that, Ridley
You'll be Zargasso-Spaced out in this galactic war. Check smash, since I'M the Meta
I'm a dread spreader in the Zed Sector. You're simply good, but i’m better.
The hunt is over! The so called fire you spat turned out to be a fallacy.
Since your demise marks the day that the name Lord O’Donnell is feared throughout the galaxy!

EVGRB Bonus Battle: Wolf vs Ridley

Welcome to another Bonus Battle of EVGRB. For our next bout we have 2 intercom bears. Monokuma, Danganronpa's headmaster of Hopes Peak faces Mr. Grizz, Spatoon's mysterious owner of Grizzco. Will these two release soundwaves to make the other break down, or will both intercoms get lost in static? Find out in our next Bonus Battle.

Cast:
Kamren as Monokuma
Swoldow EVGRB as Mr. Grizz

Crew:
Written by Swoldow, Dani
Mixed by Swoldow
Thumbnail by Swoldow
Beats by Kustom and Dansonn
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w8Xjz/

Lyrics:

Monokuma:
So the bear made for despair was called to fight an egg hoarding seussian?
It's Punishment Time, Grizz, so Salmon Run from this verbal execution
Make this Splat into ya! Once this class trial ends with your life
You'll go: boohoo! Naught but a despair that I wouldn't even like
Take what's classified as golden eggs and shove them up your j-ass-per
May know the ropes of any average boss, but you forgot I'm the headmaster!
No bear would regret this battle, but you should go back and change your mind
Since you're just some anonymous sea creature with a radio to hide behind.

Mr. Grizz:
I got a job for ya, Mono. Stay toe to toe, with high-tide flows.
Or i'll throw your game in a heap of scrappers, since this bot is nothing but Junk-O
I'm so Fly-fish! Raining ravage bars down endlessly
Don't try to diss, bro. You're in Grizzco. I turn tides like the sea!
Call me an egg hoarder, Steelhead? Look at the lives that you've stolen!
Since no Profreshonal could find anything from your verse that's golden!
You claim you're so despair-able? This grizzly thinks that you're un-bear-able!
Since all you are is Rube Goldberg crossed with an evil stuffed animal.
Nothing from you could ever stack up to my business of wealth and power
And you're not special. Just a mere clone mass produced by Towa.
Abuse you worse then your Kubs, I'm putting an end to your strife
‘Cause after 53 killing games, your crew should just remain wiped

Monokuma:
This trial ain't over yet, kid, i'm a Mono-Beast, i'm reckless
Since no griller could produce the same flame I roasted Celeste with
Ding Dong! Bong Bing! I'll display the end to a business so shoddy
But you'll get no discovery; you're too bitchy to show your body

EVGRB Bonus Battle: Monokuma vs Mr. Grizz

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Haha
Here's a little something for you epic gamers
Yeah

[Chorus]
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft

[Verse 1]
Gamer, you, 
don't even Minecraft, bitch, you's a mark fool
Farming with that hoe shit, pass a Diamond Pickaxe
I'm about to blaze up, like that enemy from Minecraft
I made the game don't get it misunderstood
I'm not Notch guys, please don't call me racist, i'm good
Water crops in my village, get work, got that stick
Like Zombies invading a town, they need me, these villagers sick
But when I blow up in smoke like some green
Creepers, they blow, you best believe
But green ain't better than playing hard mode, hard is so much fun
From level seven to forty-five, crafting table gets it done
And I don't care if you judge me
An alpha gamer living so lovely
So stop looking like you're dumb
You know you wanna mine, but fail to get some

[Hook]
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft

[Verse 2]
It's on an' poppin'
I'm skeleton white, now my destiny ain't stopping
I'm coming up in a song to rap
I sold my soul to the Wither but bought it back playing Minecraft
Y'all gamers ain't ballin
Until you mine some diamonds and see who really paper calling
Y'all falling off like you've mined too deep
No respect from me till you kill the enderdragon, see
And you see what life is all about
Till then you just a normie bitch who doesnt know anything about
Minecraft! The game now in the mainstream
It's always minecraft in my computer screen
You're frowning, while im mining the rock
Don't need to heal with food cause I kill all the mobs
I'm stinging big and bringing work
So 1v1 me, y'all haters feeling hurt

[Hook]
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even Minecraft

You'll Cowards Don't Even Minecraft - FRB August Parody

It's like the battle is video games, but its not.

Doc with cast and lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RUdrA5VXDFOvXoZ14y34lCfl1PRqYB_pUqgLopG-QFA/edit?usp=sharing

Video comes out tomorrow lol

EVGRB April Fools 2020: Donkey Kong TV Show vs Mario TV Show

EVGRB IS BACK... with probably one of the dumbest matchups and connections I have ever made. Ball Guy, the mascot of the Galar Region's Gym Challenge, and the guy that simply just gives you spare Pokeballs, are battling the main characters in the Battle Royale Game that has taken the world by storm, Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout. Which guy(s) will take the win? Find out in this installment of EVGRB!

CAST:
Swoldow EVGRB as Ball Guy
Dani as Fall Guy 2317
Kamren as Fall Guy 5824
Swoldow EVGRB as Fall Guy 7771

OTHER INFO:
Beat By: Carby
Written By: Swoldow EVGRB
Mixed By: Oofie
Thumbnail By: Declan

LYRICS:

Ball Guy:
I've been to gyms upon gyms, but i'm yet to have ever seen
A pokemon as ridiculous as some walking jelly beans
I may lack an identity, just your lowly mascot
But at least I don't steal the shticks of Fortnite, Mario, and Roblox
Your fandoms full of shits
Grabbing, trolling twits
Throw you into pits
Gameplay so toxic
Poison types play it (aye)
I got the Poke-balls to face a full lobby of your kind
So make like your namesake, and just fall to me, guys.

Fall Guys:
I'd rather play a round of See-Saw than hear you ramble on longer
Try to beat us to the crown? Well it's clear you're a Hexa-Goner
We're Tail-Tag-Teaming, you're like yellow in this fight
Since handing balls to 10 year olds is all this creep does with his life
After hearing your verse, and given your mask of white and red
You blew so much we wonder if that’s just a Voltorb on your head
So cast off your name, since it's clear we're the Baller Guys
And keep hiding your face in shame, because in rap you're not Qualified.

EVGRB Bonus Battle: Ball Guy vs Fall Guys

Some random guy on the internet who makes ERB style rap battles between video game characters.

Swoldow EVGRB

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