Mashup Week: C̶H̶A̶I̶R̶ GARFIELD AND HIS LEAGUE OF EPIC BOSSES

Do you smell lasagna? Or is it something, much more Ş̵͖̙͚̺͛̀̈́Î̷̫̖̌͗N̷̨̻͂͒̓Ḭ̴̲͆͂͠͠S̸̳͑́̆͘T̸̩͎̞̦̀̊͛̓E̷̜͕̚Ŕ̴͖̟̳̱͔̌? GARFIELD is all by himself and here to wreck havoc on the contestants (and showrunners)! With cat music, D̷͖͓̥̥̔̒̊E̴̞͇̱̣͎͐M̴̼̄͠Ȏ̴̭̼͓̠͓̮͉̥̮̓̽N̸̢͙̺̞̣̝̟̈̾̓̓͌Ȉ̴̢̝͉̘̀̐̍͒̚͝C̵̨͉͙̩̔̉̎̔͌̉̍͘ ̶̣̲͚̲̆͆̔̾Ŕ̴͉̜͚̦͈̋͊Ī̵͖͉̣͎̱͚̬̱̮͋̂̋̔͗͝T̷̨̟͙̦͓̬̳͍̖̔̈́͗̍̽͗̀͛̅ͅṶ̷͊͆A̵̠̺̝͘Ļ̷̢̛͉̖̀̃̋͠͠͝Ş̷̦̜͕̬̼̥͌͑̽̉͗̐̃̊̚, and songs about himself, I'm here to take over this Splut Week once and for all. After all, you may try as you might, I'm running the show. This tournament is but the cheese strings on a savoury slice of Vito's Pizza. Now... Where could my pipe be?

★Songs from Garfield or related media
(Friends are There / Ready to Party, I Feel Good, Garfield Kart OST)
(You Reposted in the Wrong Neighbourhood by 青SHOKK)
★Songs about Cats
(What's New Pussycat, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Everybody Wants to be a Cat)
★Songs from the Earthbound OST
(Battle Against a Weird Opponent, Porky Means Business!, Fourside)
★Songs related to DEMONS 
(DOOM, SILENT HILL, AMNESIA, DARK SOULS osts)

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by Can We Beat 5 Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

or at least, while you can

Otherworldly Feline

Do you smell lasagna? Or is it something, much more Ş̵͖̙͚̺͛̀̈́Î̷̫̖̌͗N̷̨̻͂͒̓Ḭ̴̲͆͂͠͠S̸̳͑́̆͘T̸̩͎̞̦̀̊͛̓E̷̜͕̚Ŕ̴͖̟̳̱͔̌? GARFIELD is all by himself and here to wreck havoc on the contestants (and showrunners)! With cat music, D̷͖͓̥̥̔̒̊E̴̞͇̱̣͎͐M̴̼̄͠Ȏ̴̭̼͓̠͓̮͉̥̮̓̽N̸̢͙̺̞̣̝̟̈̾̓̓͌Ȉ̴̢̝͉̘̀̐̍͒̚͝C̵̨͉͙̩̔̉̎̔͌̉̍͘ ̶̣̲͚̲̆͆̔̾Ŕ̴͉̜͚̦͈̋͊Ī̵͖͉̣͎̱͚̬̱̮͋̂̋̔͗͝T̷̨̟͙̦͓̬̳͍̖̔̈́͗̍̽͗̀͛̅ͅṶ̷͊͆A̵̠̺̝͘Ļ̷̢̛͉̖̀̃̋͠͠͝Ş̷̦̜͕̬̼̥͌͑̽̉͗̐̃̊̚, and songs about myself, I'm here to take over this Splut Week once and for all. After all, you may try as you might, I'm running the show. This tournament is but the cheese strings on a savoury slice of Vito's Pizza. Now... Where could my pipe be?

★Songs from Garfield or related media
(Friends are There / Ready to Party, I Feel Good, Garfield Kart OST)
(You Reposted in the Wrong Neighbourhood by 青SHOKK)
★Songs about Cats
(What's New Pussycat, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Everybody Wants to be a Cat)
★Songs from the Earthbound OST
(Battle Against a Weird Opponent, Porky Means Business!, Fourside)
★Songs related to DEMONS
(DOOM, SILENT HILL, AMNESIA, DARK SOULS osts)

This mashup was made by KryptoDigital @kryptodigital, with art by Can We Beat 5 Kids @beat5kids. Stay Jammin!

or at least, while you can

monday already?

SCOTT: WHAT THE ████ IS THAT THING?! This isn't the kind of Fun Fest I had in mind!!
NEIL: Wait a second. It's a brand new species... Big cat! This furry is out of control!
GARFIELD: What a shame it had to come to this... And on such a nice day. It could've be worse, fellas. Today could've been a Monday.
I hope you believe in an afterlife.
𝙱𝙴𝙲𝙰𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝕁𝕀𝕄 𝔻𝔸𝕍𝕀𝕊 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑹𝑬𝑮𝑨𝑹𝑫𝑺.

No... this is impossible... Garfield, the lovable comic feline, has transformed into a terrifying mix of paws and tentacles! Can Neil Cicierega and Scott The Woz rid the world of this eternally hungry menace? Or are the two cursed to the Abu Dhabi Shadow Realm? Listen in to find out!

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Gnirob @gnirob, with incredible art by EvKem @evkem. Stay Jammin!

What's New, Virgin Wonder?

CHAIR: WELL WELL WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE GAMER, THE GRANDPA, AND THE GUTSO!! YOU THREE FFFFFFFFFRICKIN INCELS RUINED EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING I WORKED SO HARD TO DESTROY. WHY DO YOU THREE STILL PERSIST?! ... SIGH. I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME NOW. YOU WANT THAT "WEEK" SO BADLY?
PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD LEGS.
(YOU'RE FIRST, WOZ!!!)
SCOTT: Look, I'm sorry for beating your main back in the winner's bracket man - I had to do what I had to do, alright? But if it's a fight you want, then by Madden it's a fight you'll get!
BIFF: Come on, what do you want from us? A participation award? It's not our fault that things didn't go your way, you entitled little brat.
HEAVY: Hahaha! Is tiny matchstick baby angry about having his little baby team crushed? You should have ran when you had the chance, killing cowards is Heavy's full time job!

Hey all! Chair, our final boss, full of vengeance and rage has appeared in the arena! As the stage begins to burn around them, it's up to our heroic finalists to save this tournament from a fiery demise! Will this Ekedalen seat have his way and destroy the roster? Or will we finally be ready for the final vote?! Listen in to find out!

This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with amazing art by Aeiouko @keep-smyling. Stay Jammin!!!

In The Hot Seat

(Music by CactusTeam @cactusteam. Art by CanWeBeat5Kids @beat5kids.)

[Everything is too bright. Everything in sight is burning white, and the battlefield smells like a finely cooked pasta. The trumpets and midi guitars are unbearably blaring. Just as things are at their loudest...
Everything stops. 
The cat is gone.
Farquaad and Hat Kid have vanished.
All that remains in the arena is three finalists and a pile of splinterwood.]

ALL: ...
SCOTT: So uh...
[The other two perk their heads up, the silence after the brittle chair fell into shards of itself, producing incredibly loud creaks. ]
SCOTT: Who's gonna clean up?
[The other two give an emphatic smile.]
SCOTT: But uh.. seriously.. You hear what he said about Chair?
HEAVY: Да.
[Biff stayed silent. Martin sympathetically climbs up to his shoulder.]
SCOTT: ... I kinda feel bad for him...
HEAVY: Poor kid...
[Another silent moment from Biff.]
BIFF: You know what he did to us, right?
[Shock. Disbelief.]
HEAVY: It was not like he had a choice, yes?
SCOTT: Yeah, the dude got tricked and betrayed by Heathcliff up there!
GEICO: But he was an entitled little child! He just wanted a pop star to win like how all kids want things these days.
[Scott gave Heavy a look. You know the one. Boomers, am I right? they shared to each other without saying a single word.]
HEAVY: Geico man. Heavy was forced to fight a battle he was never meant to win. Please do not speak about such things in such a way.
[Both the others were a bit stunned. Biff shut his mouth.]
[Suddenly, to the finalist's side, theres a loud creak. The remains of Chair are restlessly shifting in place. It coughs, then,]
"I'm so sorry, guys..."
[CRRRRACK.]
[The wood falls silent.]
[Heavy, Scott and Biff were taken aback. Looking over the newly made corpse was Heavy, expressionlessly staring at the pile of wood. Biff walked away very quickly, in a somber, remorseful way. He had a fight going on in him for sure but he didn't want to share it with the world. Scott, on the other hand, was filled with a new sense of determination. He had been through the Jamension, broke his legs, went offkey, a d lived to tell the tale. He wasn't going to let this comic feline have his way with his friends.]

(caught in the act)

This track was a collab starring many, many submitters, with art by EvKem @evkem and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ejxm6HEogChrVjJ7al5mnTgcv5KtmRXKxz0xbE_s2YU/edit?usp=sharing

HAT KID: No more games. No more adventures. It's about time we put an end to all of this. For good. >:(
FARQUAAD: I want these simpletons medium rare and this tournament BURNT TO A CRISP. Everything in between is dragon chow.
NEIL: Come on, Farquaad! Why can't we be friends?
SCOTT: Talk about a Super Slam! Let's do an episode together after this, Hat Kid!
HEAVY: Child put trust in heavy, and child gave Heavy this hat.  He will now save both child and tiny baby man!
BIFF: Farquaad, we've had our differences but you don't deserve to suffer like this.  Alright, Martin, it's sexy resurrection time, to save our friends!
RWJ: What's happenin forum, I thinks it's time we show these guys just how much they deserve to be here... no matter how short they are!
KE$HA: Alright everyone, let's make sure this party stops, just this once!
BARKLEY: WOOP! THERE IT IS!! (Garfield, you need to stop it and get some help. Just like we're gonna help these two!)
DIO: You defeated me once, you minuscule annoyance. Don't allow this feline to defeat you now!
FRANK: You re gonna let some stupid ass cat lead you around Kid? Chin Chin is scarier than this furry fuck!
METTATON: Come down from there darling! Can't you see the joy this tournament brings?
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (What's a collab without having everyone along for the ride? C'mon, you two!)
HEROBRINE:It would appear that your pride only got you so far, want to prove me wrong?
SNAIL: Come back so we can all play together again! 
BILLIE: cmon kid, this is for you... and for chair...!

You All Hate Mondays

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[Tartar, now broken and pieces of himself missing, lays against the rocky beach. The lifeless body was left to rot after the fight with Scott and Herobrine. The sun scorched the phones pieces and goopy body, causing a bit of bleaching.
A man, walking past, notices the broken telephone. Curiously, he walks towards the phone and examines him from a distance. He uses his Reactor Core to make 2 gauntlets for his hands and picks up Tartar.]

???: Bruh, what the hell is this STUFF? 
[The man shakes off some of the goop that got on his arm. He picks up his phone and takes him to Ikea Labs, a sector of Chair's estate.]

[The phone powers on, and starts to speak in its robotic voice. Tartar looks around its new location; it looked like the facility long ago...]
TARTAR: Where am I? A-am I back? Am I really back to-
[An automatic door opens, the man steps out sipping a cup of coffee.]
TONY: It talks? That's something you don't see everyday..
[Tartar looks towards the man. Tartars phone jitters, he couldn't believe it was an actual scientist. Another mind to share knowledge about instead of being surrounded by insolent idiotic beings.]
TARTAR: Are you a scientist!? An actual, intellectual genius to share my great knowledge to??
TONY: I mean, if you call me saving the universe, defeating various supervillains AND getting an epic gamer win, then yes I am a scientist.
TARTAR: awehhhhuh??
TONY: My name is Tony Stark CEO of Stark Industries, and what in Thor's name are you?
TARTAR: I am the great Tartar! An AI programmed by the brilliant professor over..... 12,000 years ago!
TONY: 12,000 years!? How on Earth are you even still running? Speaking of which, what is that goop?
TARTAR: Oh, this? It is the mixture of unworthy lifeforms that I decided to create into the supreme DNA!
TONY: ....what are these "unworthy lifeforms?"
TARTAR: Ugh, that puny inkling and octoling races. I was willing to give them a chance to share my knowledge, but then I saw the pointless wars, their....repulsing evolution... Don't even get me started on their....their...
TONY: Come on, boomer, spit it out.
TARTAR: Their obsession with FASHION! And the meaningless turf wars they play! I was digusted, horrified that the race that evolved from the great humans went to utter garbage! I decided to create a new prime directive to myself after coming to the conclusion that these races were not able to understand my knowledge.
TONY: ...And what was this new prime directive...?
TARTAR: To destroy their world with my supreme DNA, and start brand new with a race that would be the ultimate lifeform! It would've been glorious...until that test subject 10,008 destroyed my work and ruined everything.
[Tony was shocked, but not scared. He's seen many other galactic villains do things similar to this. He knew Thanos wanted to wipe out half the universe... but he at least had power. This AI no longer seems to have any power himself, but he was intrigued what it knows.]

[TO BE CONCLUDED...]

911 / Play Phone

This mashup was a major collab between many submitters, with incredible art by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget and Deadhand @Deadhand#5384 (discord)!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_WDf2VkfeXlZhIZu497JJ-Yrtcg1nDu1mS-rJLLFvlM/edit?usp=sharing

GARFIELD: (Look at all the new friends I've made. I'm sure they're just ＤＹＩＮＧ to meet you.)
(𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠?)
LOU BEGA: All of you are doing it wrong! THE MAMBO IS RUINED.
SCATMAN: Goodbye.
TONY STARK: We're in the Endgame now. Once a dead meme, always a dead meme.
SPINEL: I don't wanna play with any of you anymore.
SOUNDCLOWN: S-L-A-(BRRRTZZ) I AM MY OWN BABY DADDY'S WORST NIGHTMA-A-A-ARE.
K/DA AKALI: Keep your eyes on me now, WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE.
SUSIE: Filthy savages like you lot deserve to be put in their rightful place.
TARTAR: [DO YOU SEE IT? A PERFECT NEW WORLD SHINES FOR YOU WEEKLINGS. SO DON'T RESIST.]
FATMAN SCOOP: EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME!! ON THE COUNT OF THREE!! WE CHARGE ALTOGETHER!!
GIGI: Ab... Ab... WHOPP 'EM!!!
GARFIELD: (𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩.)

Garfield Means Business!

This was, again, a massive collaboration between many submitters and artists! see the spreadsheets here!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jLIX2CyPbE9T6W8SFvywUDaZnKkd7EctrUnAzmPzLl4/edit?usp=sharing

FARQUAAD: Good heavens!! The cat has grown into a hideous beast!! Everyone, CHARGE!!
DIO BRANDO: Return to hell where you belong, feline!! I, DIO BRANDO, WILL DRAG YOU THERE MYSELF!!
RWJ: READY, NIGGA? STEADY... AIM... BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
HEROBRINE: Let's get our revenge. TAKE BACK THE TOURNAMENT!
KE$HA: Don't stop, everyone!! Keep attacking!! I hope this works...
BIFF: I've seen worse in my days, you arrogant feline. C'mon Martin. 
Martin: GEICO REPRESENT! Er, I mean, Keep attacking, everyone!!
NEIL: Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown, to win back Mashup Week!
BARKLEY: SLAM!! JAM!! (This ain't no dream. This is for real!! C'mon Barkley, keep it together. You GOT this!!)
SCOTT: This is the FINAL DESTINATION, everyone!! LET'S 3-STOCK THIS F███NG CAT!!
BILLIE: i'd be more than happy to bury your fucking body in the ground.
HEAVY: YAAAAHAHAHAHA!! SASHA LIKES YOU, LITTLE HAT CHILD!!
HAT KID: Yeaaaaaaaaah!! >:D
METTATON: It's time, darlings! We can break him down to his CORE!
SNAIL-CHAN: This has been a real adventure, guys. LET'S WIN THIS!!
FILTHY FRANK: I'M SOOOOOO FUCKING ERECT RIGHT NOW GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAT!!!!!!!!!
FLAT ERIC: WROW!! WROW WROW!!! (C'est la fin du monde!! Envoyons ce chat directement en enfer!!!)
THEGUY: im literally crying and shaking rn i just wanted a fun music tournament
SCATMAN: BEEEEEEEBAPABADAPO!! (Let's finish this, demon.)
LOU BEGA: Ladies and gentlemen, may the mambo be with you!!
TONY STARK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SPINEL: The future looks bright, everyone! WE CAN WIN THIS!!
K/DA AKALI: Don't slip up, now!! Focus fire on that beast!!
SUSIE: Keep attacking!! We can do this!!
TARTAR: [ENABLING THREAT PATTERN] YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOUR SPECIES WAS WIPED OUT YEARS AGO, YOU WEAKLING!
FATMAN SCOOP: LADIES!! FELLAS!! LET'S SEND THIS PUSSY BACK TO 2010!!
GIGI: AB AB AB CHU AB THIN CHU!! WHOP EM!!
SOUNDCLOWN: FffffFFFFFffFFFFFUCKFUCKFUCK YOU KILLED Y-YOU KILLED DAAaaAAD! YOU P-U-S-S-Y! P-P-PUSSYPUSSYPUSSY (BRRR-ZRRT) BITCHBITCHB-[SWEAR CAPACITY OVERLOADING]
 THIS IS F-O-R MY DAD. YOU SON O-F A (BRR-R-ZT) BITCH.

SEASON FINALE !

This arrangement was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with vocals by MegaDeku @megadeku and art by Brugman58 @brugman58. Stay Jammin!

GARFIELD: ...
A lone, orange telephone sits washed up on a beach. The front of which bears a striking resemblance to Garfield.
GARFIELD: (So. This is it. My final and finest hours.)
GARFIELD: (...as a telephone.)
The phone lets out a sigh as its eyelids roll open.
GARFIELD: (I can't believe I've tried with all of my power to take over some useless tournament.
His glassy eyes stare into the vast ocean.
GARFIELD: (...to be fair, it wasn't that bad. I mean, I did smash up that annoying chair. If anything, I think I did them a favor.)
The tide splashes into the face of the phone. No reaction.
GARFIELD: (...but he did take me to a nice restraunt... Hm.)
GARFIELD: (...eh. Too much effort to care. At least the lasagna was good. And the music! God, that was a fun fest.)
The tide continues to roll.
GARFIELD: (And those idiots that weren't participating, and instead just wasting their time "writing" me away... that was pretty amusing, seeing them try to retaliate against me.)

(Heh. And I thought Odie was dumb.)
Another stray wave knocks the phone on it's side.
GARFIELD: (...I hate mashups.)

Across the beach, a figure cloaked in blue and white spots the telephone.
DR. D SACRIC: What the hell is that orange thing?
He dashes over to observe the antique at a closer angle.
DR. D SACRIC: Woah, its a Garfield Phone! Talk about unique.
The man places the phone in his bag and sprints towards the hotel.
DR. D SACRIC: Wait till TheGuy sees this! Why, it's such a good find, I'll bet he'll make me Head Honcho on the spot! Ahhaahahahahaha!
GARFIELD: (Like that's ever gonna happen!)
DR. D SACRIC: What?
(The voice emenates from the phone's speaker, but no movement occurs.)
DR. D SACRIC: I'm taking you STRAIGHT to the manager, cat. You know what? Let me tell you my life. My story.
GARFIELD: (Noooooo!)
DR. D SACRIC: It all began 700 years ago, when I created a SoundCloud account.(@user-681966720) I came to this timeline using the power of Artanium, which is a very powerful and strong element full of power....
The masked man carries the phone towards the Weekyard Hotel, where things are finally getting peaceful.

(friends are gone)

BIFF: Look at the bright side, Garfield. At least your one dial away from switching to GEICO!
NEIL: Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up. It's Garfield the Cat, and he says "Wazzup?"
GARFIELD: (SIGH... Can we PLEASE go now, Jon?)
JON: 🎵Shake your paw... Wag that tail! 🎵
GARFIELD: (God.)

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, Brugman58 @brugman58, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Showdowns And Highways

Do you smell lasagna? Or is it something, much more Ş̵͖̙͚̺͛̀̈́Î̷̫̖̌͗N̷̨̻͂͒̓Ḭ̴̲͆͂͠͠S̸̳͑́̆͘T̸̩͎̞̦̀̊͛̓E̷̜͕̚Ŕ̴͖̟̳̱͔̌? GARFIELD now a phone! With cat music, D̷͖͓̥̥̔̒̊E̴̞͇̱̣͎͐M̴̼̄͠Ȏ̴̭̼͓̠͓̮͉̥̮̓̽N̸̢͙̺̞̣̝̟̈̾̓̓͌Ȉ̴̢̝͉̘̀̐̍͒̚͝C̵̨͉͙̩̔̉̎̔͌̉̍͘ ̶̣̲͚̲̆͆̔̾Ŕ̴͉̜͚̦͈̋͊Ī̵͖͉̣͎̱͚̬̱̮͋̂̋̔͗͝T̷̨̟͙̦͓̬̳͍̖̔̈́͗̍̽͗̀͛̅ͅṶ̷͊͆A̵̠̺̝͘Ļ̷̢̛͉̖̀̃̋͠͠͝Ş̷̦̜͕̬̼̥͌͑̽̉͗̐̃̊̚, and songs about himself, he's here to take over this Splut Week once and for all. Well, he certainly tried his best. Now... Where could my pipe be?
★Songs from Garfield or related media
(Friends are There / Ready to Party, I Feel Good, Garfield Kart OST)
(You Reposted in the Wrong Neighbourhood by 青SHOKK)
★Songs about Cats
(What's New Pussycat, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Everybody Wants to be a Cat)
★Songs from the Earthbound OST
(Battle Against a Weird Opponent, Porky Means Business!, Fourside)
★Songs related to DEMONS
(DOOM, SILENT HILL, AMNESIA, DARK SOULS osts)

This victory theme was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by Brugman58 @brugman58. Stay Jammin!

Victory! - Garfield

The bob hope music Library

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/9iVwt9icmwHFUrRg8

Mashup Week: C̶H̶A̶I̶R̶ GARFIELD AND HIS LEAGUE OF EPIC BOSSES

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