an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

"Six warriors of RED (or BLU) sing about what it truly means to wage war out on the frenzying battlefields of Mann Co. These men seek to conquer the other team in the only way they know how: by helping Sniper win the round. They call themselves... The Fortress Mercenaries."

Figured I should post this here as well. c:


-----VIDEO VERSION-----
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JKg5EBjSg


-----LYRICS-----
[ Intro ]
Hey! Hey! Everybody!
We got somethin' to say
We may seem as different
As the RED is from BLU

But you look a little deeper
And you will see
That I'm just like you
And you're just like me
YEAH!

[ Verse 1 ]
Hey! Hey! Everybody!
We're here to show
That the Magic of Teamwork
Is what it's all about

Yes, we though we were different
As the RED is from the BLU
Until Bushman Sniper helped us
See another way

[ Chorus ]
So get up, get down
If you're gonna cap the point
We can work together
Helping Sniper win the round

So get up, get down
'Cause we're gonna PUSH THE KART
If we work together
Helping Bushman Sniper win the round

[ Verse 2 ]
Hey! Hey! Guns up now!
We're putting some bullets to the head!
First, go left! Then, go right!
We kill all babies everywhere!

GentleSpy, Engineer
Heavy, Medic, and the Scout
Sniper helped us each to see
All that we can BONK!

[ Chorus ]

[ Bridge ]
I'm gonna cap the points
No matter what it takes
And if we fail, then
Try and try and try again

If you follow me
I'll march our way to victory
Let's stick together and get
Cappin' all of those POOOOIIIINNTTSS!!!!!

[ Outro x3 ]
Get up, push the kart!
Go go go, run around!
Start now, build a sentry!
Gonna cap the point!

Get up, push the kart!
Go go go, run around!
Snipin' on 2fort!
Help him win the round!

My Little Fortress 2 - Fortress Mercenaries

Mmph The Way You Mmph

Engineer Techno
This is not my work by any means, I'm just posting it here since I've not seen it here. I can take it down if I need to
Here is his youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA95t1ri3_K0gxRXgVz47AA
Go give him some love!

TF2 Engineer Techno (Ghost n Stuff Remix)

This is the alternate "no SFX" version to the one I have up on my YT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFXId8W1urI

----- LYRICS -----
[ENGI]
We push the cart from point to point
Joined by fellow teammates
We sing our song 'cross the fortress nation
From Mann Co and beyond

[CHORUS]
We're RED Team forever, RED Team together
We're teammates but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the danger
We're red team to the end

[SNIPER]
There's no place that I'd rather be
Than pushing carts with my teammates
Mates all around come to join and see
As we sing out across the land

[CHORUS]

[DEMOMAN]
We're soup in a can, we're drunk as scotts
Any scrumpeh you can throw at me
we're here for each other through thick and thin
you're always welcome to get drunk with me

[HEAVY]
you're more fun than the color BLU
or sandvich flying over your favorite gun
the burning i feel here is kill, not die
as we march across this land

[CHORUS]





My Little Fortress 2 - Teammates To The End

TF2 - Fully Charged Made By DWL1993 I Do Not Own This Track. Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLOFLPqSTw MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/d4uqjqglweymawq/TF2+-+Fully+Charged.mp3

TF2 - Fully Charged

Surprise Buttsecks [Song]

You may have survived 5 nights at Freddy's, but can you survive 5 more nights at HEAVY'S? Hope you enjoy your stay here at Heavy Weapons Guy's Sandvich Place... courtesy of Mann Co.

Also on YouTube with visuals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyZx0NTchQk
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MP3: https://app.box.com/s/vxzgfb9y2d2rayu1zxkn

ACAPELLA: https://app.box.com/s/dn6a5vr9t30uw4w63y6u

ORIGINAL: https://soundcloud.com/thelivingtombstone/five-nights-at-freddys-song
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- - = = { LYRICS } = = - -
[Verse 1]
We're waiting every night
to finally roam and invite
newcomers to play with us
for many years we've been all alone

We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
A RED Spy took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay

[Pre-chorus]
Please let us get in!
don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking

We're poor little souls
who have lost all control
and we're forced here to take that role

We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987

Join us, be our friend
or just be stuck and defend
after all you only got

[Chorus - x2]
Five Nights at Heavy's
Is this where you want to be
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay

[Verse 2]
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
you should have said to this place good-bye

It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors

[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus - x2]

FIVE NIGHTS AT HEAVY'S (Living Tombstone ›‹ TF2 cover)

TF2: The Bushman - 'Thanks, Mate!'

just a song about somkeing some good shit that grows from the earth

Green And Purple - Full Version

~Because we needed more ducks in our lives!~ This was a spontaneous remix, and no one said I couldn't make a Bonus Duck song, so I made one, and it's glorious! \o/ Also I'm a bit excited for Scream Fortress 2015, so expect some Halloween Special Remix of something amazing xD

[Lyrics]

~Now the ducks are over there!~

Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over here,
Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over there,
Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over here,
Bonus Duck,
Now the ducks are over ducks?

Welcome to the Looting Gallery mortal,
Whoever gets the most ducks wins!
Welcome to the Looting Gallery mortal,
Whoever gets the least ducks does not win!

TF2

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