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The first song that will be released on our EP Multidimensional Massacre
I Kidnapped The Princess coming at you with some violent Nintendocore

Lyrics:

Princess was taken into a new castle
Nintendo has tortured me just for the numbers
Just like a Pokémon forced into battle
Bloodshot red eyes as I never get slumber

She was kidnapped by a turtle
As I stab it with a piercing knife
It’s a hazard to eat these reptile corpses
Come on man, old tricks make you die
It’s kind of hard to see with a knife in your eye
Come on man, you can’t win with those moves
Nintendo made this gimmick too damn overused

The princess was safe but this story won’t end
Your foolishness won’t give you time to repent
Nintendo will milk you till they’re satisfied
They’ll cry out for mercy as they watch you die

This princess will be grateful that your ass is finally dead
The worst thing is when you died you saw the princess suck my balls

“Bowser is a bitch ass motherfucker, get the fuck up if you think you can fucking take me, try to take what you want all you’ll see is my fist, try to run up on me I’ll put you in a ditch”

Uuuughhhh

I'M TIRED OF SAVING THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS

does my shirt smell like jenkem_

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Second single off of our upcoming EP Multidimensional Massacre

Lyrics: 
Why I oughtta be way more blunt 
I oughtta be way more blunt 
I’m weighing thoughts on my tongue 
Like I’m a scale for a whale shark 

Where's my strength when I need it damnit? 
I acknowledge things but I can’t understand it
I thought we’d be together till the end of the planet 
I feel despair as I’m the one who ends our love

We’ve reached the end of our bond, I feel despair 
I don’t want to let go just yet 
You’re still attached to my heart, I’m in distress
When you’re gone I feel missing

If you're gone I’ll have a part of me missing 
Half of me just lived for you 
Even if we’re not together 
The worst part is I’ll still fucking love you

Hang tight, it’s gonna be alright
You’ll be okay when you’re through this
Hang tight, it’s gonna be alright
You’ll be okay when you’re through this

If it’s the end of our bond, then it’s okay 
I guess love’s not meant for us 
I’m still attached to your face, but I’m alright
I’ll be fine once I adjust

Toasty

Our relationship is dead
And I’m not a necrophilic 
Our relationship is dead
And I’m not a necrophilic

Scorpion's Spear Was Her Favorite Rose Toy

Lyrics:
This bitch named curious has stabbed my cat and carved its way in
I wish I was way more cautious, now I’m catching the bus
She gave me the rope and left my legs to dangle 

Take that back 
Where it came from

That’s a demon
Don’t you dare bring that thing home
Don’t shop while starving 
You may bring the wrong dish home 

Im afraid it’s too late now, she took me for a ride
She has me where she wants me, I’m fiending for this strong ass drug

Don’t go shopping while you’re hungry, because you might go to the store and pick up the wrong fucking item, what are you looking for a steak? Maybe a chicken? Maybe a god damn fill for that void? Sit your hungry ass down you little bitch 

I tried to ride this strong wave but I fell off the ship
Poisonous mushrooms I take feel like 1-ups to me

My fucked up head
They’ll be a day with no breaths 
It’s one thing to cheat
But a new thing to get me on meth

We’re walking on thin egg shells here
Them cracking is something that I fear

I never though sex could be a way to bring a painful death 

We’re walking on thin egg shells here
Them cracking is something that I fear
I’d say that my heart has been sinking 
But these drugs make me feel less than nothing 

We’re walking on thin egg shells here
Them cracking is something that I fear
I’d say that my heart has been sinking 
But these drugs make me feel less than nothing

If only I can find a new path to go
So let me know 
If you want to solve the puzzle 
Then let me know

Don’t be scared 
Don’t be afraid 
Everything will be okay now 
If only I can find a new path to go
So let me know

You took my proposition and spit it right in my face 

I went from a full lightbulb to now spiky shattered glass
You hung me out to dry, and placed me at rock bottom 

Take her back 
She’s a demon from hell

You’ll see me dangle slowly with this rope gripping my neck 
You helped kick this chair below me
This is all your fault!

The Plumber told me if I do drugs I'll go to hell before I die (TEAM COD SPLIT)

Will be on all streaming platforms soon, sorry for the delay

Lyrics:

Keep that man away from my dog 
Or they’ll be a disaster 
Keep that man away from my dog

Snapchat premium is a waste of money
It’s also a new way to reveal you’re single 
If you’re gonna waste your money on fake pills
Maybe you should not make false promises

Whoever put somebody on doxbin 
Has casted a horrific fate on themself
They have permanent virginity 
They’ll never feel the touch of a woman 

This is what you deserve 
You have always been a nuisance to our Minecraft world 

We’d be very reckless if we ever let you join back
Aware you can’t be trusted with information we hand out
We are dinosaurs and now with you gone we stand out
We’d be intoxicated if we ever let you join back
Must be some laced up chemicals in our own drinks that made our brains not work

You took some Adderall and thought you were tweaking out 
Stop harassing the fat man, or you’ll get everyone killed 
You want to be a thug huh? Well step one get out of the cornfield
Didn’t know a gang banger lived up in the country mountains 

Your music is a cheap bootleg game to the artist you copy
The only opp you have is intelligence, you two can’t work together 

Marker man

Keep the peanut butter thug away from my Pokemon

This Level Sucks, Brad Taste Can Suck My Nuts

I’M TIRED OF SAVING THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS

Don’t Trust Yoshi, He Only Wants You To Commit Tax Fraud

Poker face

The Putrid smell of a dead horse

never before has beauty been so deceiving
except in your eyes
"keep on son, don't look back"

maybe it was electric
but it could've just been a rainbow-flavored reverie
walking in a day-glo dreamland together
your love is like a drug
and how i wish it could've just been us
down our dreamland path together

I'm on the fucking edge.

neon glows, as streetlights fade
floating on cloud nine, just to fall. 

Rainbow Road

Nintendonoise, Nintendoslam, Nintendogrind, bro’s just typing shi😂😂😂
Shitty one-man project from a shitty county in TX

The Putrid smell of a dead horse

Biopsy of a Terminal Phased Asthenian

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