Watch the music video here --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGEGbNMXf6E

LYRICS:

Hey sexy lady
My name is Gary
Will you have my baby
Sorry if that sound crazy
And who is this Zombie
This ain't Ambercrombie  
He need to put back on his shirt cause he ain't got a body
Not tryna diss nobody 
But if you were to ask me
I thnk it's TIME!! Jfish got a new hobby
Dude you sound so corny 
But that model made me horny
girl ditch this tuna fish and come get you some pepperoni 
Girl I get so lonely 
So why don't you come and hold me
Don't eat it like rosati but I'll eat yo booty roti
and excuse me when I say this I don't mean to come off cocky 
but If I go down south you'll cum a tsunami 
Won't take no vids i'm not tryna invade your privacy 
I did that once to my ex and she had the cops arrest me
Heard you laughed on set cause you thought this dude was actually joking
I could tell you weren't having fun cause girl I was watching
Girl I'm only watching you
Girl I am watching you
I see you ain't havin' fun
because J Fish is all up on you
Heard you did his video for free and I see you regret cause
I'm only  watching you
I'm only watching you
I see you ain't havin' fun
because Jay Fish is all up on you
Heard you did his video for free and I see you regret cause
I'm only watching you

Hearing this dude!! makes me want to pull out my hair
Is he tone deaf or is he just unaware?
Can't fuck with Gary you need to get out of here
cause you just can't compare

No Topping You Parody

Link to the Music Video --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQL3byhdJ3k


You heard the original, well heres the broke version.....its rough out here.

Big shout out to the homie David Thenor for doing this collab with me. Very funny dude that I encourage all my subs to go and check out his work. Be on the look out for more collabs with him and I.

Drake - The Motto - Parody

Lyrics:

Matt

Hopped out the shower time to get dressed
gotta wear something fly cause I wanna look my best
jumped in my onesie pulled my zipper up
lookin' hella sexy so it's time to tear it up
Rolled in the club moonwalking in my slippers
theres a cutie at the bar with a body like a stripper
Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear 
I just wanted to let you know that I'm naked under here
This is a double XL so theres room for two
so girl tell em what you wanna do
Back at my place there's a PJ party
So put on your one piece so that we can get naughty 
She was down so hit the floor
then it was back to my place to make my pee pee grow
In my onesie it's just that easy
girls wanna be with me and guys wanna be me

I get bitches in my onesie 
I get bitches in my onesie 
I get bitches in my onesie 
We gettin' bitches in our onesies                                                     X2

Tactix

Bitches in they undies 
rubbin on my onesie 
That booty looking yummy and i'm feeling kinda hungry
I don't wear jeans and I don't own a suit 
but girls like what I got on and think my onesies kinda cute
only 40 bucks that's affordable 
it don't cost a lot of money tolook adorable 
my onesie keeps me warm from my head to my toes
and it helps me run game when i'm talking to the hoes
I wear Mask with this shit, you can't see who I am
nanananannananana Batman
I wear my onesie when I'm on  date
Or even when I'm in the gym pushing weight 
I rock this shit during interviews and if i'm in the mood I fuck in it too!
I can't deny, these girls all diggin me
and I owe it all to my onesie 

I get bitches in my onesie 
I get bitches in my onesie 
I get bitches in my onesie 
We gettin' bitches in our onesies                                                     X2

Justin

You wanna know why I chose the onesie path
sit on here baby girl let me run the math
see me plus you up in here equals fun
so subtract your clothes cause it's time to get her done
an old dude tried to school me on the right triangle
not too sure but to pitch a tent I got the right angle
My joint so tight you seeing ball-dick-ball
it's like a long division sign 
baby answer your call
quick to the point we like to practice multiplying 
I'm dressed like a hero so I'm sure to have you flying
sign and co sign you know i'm reppin like the seven
cause in mere minutes you'll be feeling like heaven
I'm greater than sum but only equal to a few
So if you wanna solve for X you know what to do
Start from the beginning and you will surely see
it's like 1, 2, 3, I'm getting bitches in my onesie

I get bitches in my onesie 
I get bitches in my onesie 
I get bitches in my onesie 
We gettin' bitches in our onesies                                                     X2 

B*tches in my Onesie - The Stalker Boyz

VIDEO COMING SOON! 
http://www.youtube.com/Tactix87

Lyrics

Tactix' Verse

Now I don't mean to be rude when I pull out my cellie
but i really dig your booty and I want to take a selfie
She got them apple bottom jeans on
with a light green thong
how the hell did she get these on? HeHaw
ass like a donkey and it's lookin' so amazing
This ain't thirst this is Dehydration
booty in motion nobody can put a stop to it
I like the way she movin cause she dancin' so provocative-ly
excuse me miss I need you right here 
so turn around so I can take a picture of your rear
Some dudes like titties and some guys like thighs
but I'm a sucker for onion booty, the kind that makes you cry
If you're a guy an ass man you know what i'm takin' bout
when a girl stands up and her booty be pokin' out
If you got a fat ass no need to work on it
Do it like Miley and girl keep twerking it

Chorus
If she got them cakes
Take a selfie with that booty
then forget her face
Take a selfie with that booty
Pull out your phone
Take a selfie with that booty
Do it for the song
Take a selfie with that booty
If she got an ass
Take a selfie with that booty
gotta make it last
Take a selfie with that booty
If you like the view
Take a selfie with that booty
Then you know what to do
Take a selfie with that booty

Renegade's Verse

I like big butts and I can not lie
Ppl think I'm Pretty fly for a white guy
You know what to do with that fat butt
Wiggle jiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle what what!
Yo Hit me up on Facebook and snapchat
 If you got booty pic send me that
You see that booty it does something to me
I saw you walk by and start feeling whoozy
Sorry Kanye but I have to mention
That this ass is bigger than Kim  Kardashian
Booty so fat it's like 3 dimensional
It's out this world extra terrestrial.
Rum dum diddy dum dum
I wanna take a picture with your bum
Those cakes look good girl can I have some
It ain't no fun if I don't get none

The7thSyne Verse

True I ain't all about the ass and I ain't all about the tits
But for the sake of this song, gotta make an asterisk
See you gotta have a booty, if you want a pic with me girl 
I only like my pancakes on a plate with some syrup swirls
The cushion for the pushin'
Tap dat ass n catch the wave
Then I'm for sure to hang 10 like I'm getting surfer pay
Cowabunga girl. Yo, that selfie lookin' wicked
Turn that ass up over here, cuz I want another Click it
Get the point. I think we got ourselves another fad 
Selfie With That Booty? Best idea you ever had
This tune may have worked with another body part/
But let's not kid ourselves. You know we picked the perfect start
So if your curves be kickin' Then my camera be flickin'
Smile like a crocodile Cuz I'm mischievous for miles
Selfie on your own? Yeah you damn near sinning
But that round thang in it, and you're Charlie Sheen. Winning!

Selfie With That Booty - The Stalker Boyz

Watch You In Your Sleep - Feat Alex Simpson

Special thanks to all our friends who dedicated their free time to helping out with this music video.  Words cannot describe how much I appreciate your commitment.


Directed by: 
Jahte Le

Written by: 
Tactix James
Justin Warner 

Cinematography
Jahte Le and Kenny Godinho

Camera Operator/AD 
Jahte Le and Kenny Godinho

Produced By
Jamison Ly 
www.soundcloud.com/itsmejamison

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Fuck Your Boyfriend

The Stalker Boys are back. This song is a follow up song to a previous parody song we did back in 2011 called "The Stalker Song" 

We'll be shooting a music video to this song soon!

Tactix James

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