The girls look forward to shooting a pilot in LA (which is a foreshadow to some to next weeks episode, hint: things DID NOT GO AS PLANNED), Carly catches us up on her new haircut and Emma asks about Carly's days as a hairdresser and recounts a waxing horror story.  Your girls get to some questions and tackle TWO FUCK, MARY, KILLS!


GUY ONE: Bradly Cooper, Channing Tatum, George Clooney

GIRL ONE: SANDRA BULLOCK, JULIA ROBERTS, ANGELINA JOLIE

Too Smart To Be Dumb

Carly and Emma are hearing noises, Carly’s parents met her new boyfriend and we call them to see how they felt about him. We talk about KFC, Coachella, and ecstasy. We answer some questions: should you get into a relationship with someone that might be going into the military? What happens if your bf doesn’t make you feel SeXi and there’s a lag in your sexual chemistry? Is it important to think about money in a relationship if the person you love is a....wait for it....COMEDIAN????  We chat a little about Carly’s cute G-ma, And much more! Thanks for hanging with us! Email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com

He's A Keeper

Carly is out for one more episode and Emma and Chris HANG!
Chris is working on his summer outfit, Emma is having a man one identity crisis about a ride to the airport, they get into possible intimacy issues, and Chris opens up about a past relationship, his time being Muslim, Emma pretends she knows what monolithic means and they get to some questions!

Should you trust a boy with a giraffe tattoo? 
What does it mean if your boyfriend is more into PDA then you? Can it work? 

FMK
Ted Bundy
Jeffrey Dahmer
Charles Manson

Thank you guys! & Send us emails ! Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com

A Motherf**ng Pen Pall!?!

Emma and Carly talk about self help, Jay Z, Ja rule, we answer a question about a long distance relationship that didn’t work out, wacky Willy dildo time, naked and afraid, a follow up email from one secret keeper to another, we do a fun FMK & more - email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com - WE LOVE YA!

Why are you here in my house right now?

Emma & Carly do a little catch up. Emma tells a story about over indulging on hot dogs. Carly got hit by a bike. We get to some emails - What do you do when you don’t feel fully comfortable having sex with someone unless you’re drunk? Emma tells a story about an ex hitting her up. How do you deal with a guy that won’t make the first move? 

FMK: Uber, subway, taxi - send us emails at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com

Lay a fatty on ‘er

Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! It’s 100 degrees outside and Emma is in a sweatsuit, Chris is chill as ever and Carly is cooking with a new pizza stone! 

Emma escapes her equinox membership and wants to go pro as a boxer, Carly and Chris reminisce about Celebrity death match and they get into some questions!! What to do if your new man gives you chlamidia ? How to deal with your step child when you are questioning the overall relationship ? What to do if you are with the perfect person but the sexual chemistry just isn’t there ?

FMK
Kim Kardashian, JLO, Milania
email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com

Check Your Boobs

Welcome to another episode!

Emma returns from a trip to the bathroom with wet hair...instead of addressing it she starts talking about espresso. Carly has a hack to avoid paying for coffee pods and finds some gift cards! Carly Re joins crunch and Emma tries a bidet! They get into a bunch of questions such as...

How quick is to quick for a guy to cum? How to deal with someone who was super crappy in the past but...might have changed?

How to get over a four year relationship that ended badly? How to trust yourself after bad partner choice in the past? How to deal with a psycho roomate?

FMK 
Jimmy Fallon, Steve Harvey, Jimmy Kimmel
Love you guys! email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com

Crate and Barrel Gift Card!?!

Hey Secret Keepers, welcome back to the club. You ever Juul at a funeral? Steal cigarettes? Galavant through bear infested woods? Well good news, this episode's for you. We even share a story about a celebrity run in that'll have you saying 9021OMG. We take questions about knowing when to walk away from a relationship, and getting child support from a bum baby daddy keeping secrets from his family. Also, one of our hardest FMKs to date: Italian, Chinese, and Mexican food. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, and our new Patreon page is on the way. Also, where those Kudos bars at?

Lil Chonker

Hey Secret Keepers! Welcome to Mr Quirky's Little House of Horrors, where we chat about the insanity of PMS, The Joker, and turning doody into water. DID YOU KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT? We're answering your questions too! We've got a guy leading a girl on (who might be gay,) figuring out sexuality in your Thursdays, and how to deal with feelings of regret after breaking off a relationship. Plus, smart people pillow talk. What's that like? 

FMK: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jim Carey 

Questions: 

Single as a pringle -  What do I do if a guy continues to lead me on?
Mayor of lesbians - How do I label my sexuality after newly enjoying sex with women?
Fucked a couple brothers - I think I ended a relationship too soon

Mr Quirky's Little House of Horrors

Hey Secret Keepers! Whether your a day 1 ride or die fan, or a brand new one we're so happy to have you tune in this week. We talk about how lame brief cases are, figure out what super powers Emma, Carly, and FBD Chris would have. Then we answer your questions about choosing a dream man or a dream of having kids, whether or not someone caught their dad CHEATING, and one email that was just off the rails. 

FMK: Urban Outfitters, Forever 21, H&M

Cinnamon Bun Savings Fund

Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Hosted by Carly Aquilino (Girl Code) who is an excellent secret keeper. Except when it comes to her own life, then she shares... EVERYTHING.

Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets.  You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bazzar the secret! 

Art by: DameStudio

New tracks tagged #Emma Willmann