We all know Tom and Ray's dismal record diagnosing car problems, so let's see how they do with something a little smaller--a bread maker.

http://www.cartalk.com/content/1332-bread-also-rises

#1332: The Bread Also Rises

Suzi's new Porsche 911 is a great conversation starter with her colleagues. Unfortunately, she can't answer any of their questions about the car, and things are getting awkward around the water cooler.

http://www.cartalk.com/content/1333-great-conversation-stopper

The Great Conversation Stopper

Darkness had come to the town. Strange things were happening in the dead of night. Children would put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, but in the morning they would wake up to find… a dead slug; a live spider; hundreds of earwigs creeping and crawling beneath their pillow.
Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it…?

Listen to this book and find out!

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Demon Dentist, by David Walliams, read by David Walliams, Nitin Ganatra and Jocelyn Jee Esien

John Pinette: I'm Starvin' - Turnips

Premier morceau en collaboration avec mon petit frère qui débute! 
Faites vous plaisir, il est en free Download! :) 

1st Track with my Brother!
Listen and download! :) 

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Darktek Feat Raize - Hammer (FREE DOWNLOAD)

Funny - The Kidnap Call - Danish Sait on Fever 104FM

Funny - The King of Bakras - Danish Sait on Fever 104FM

"My name is Morley Safer and I'm very angry with both of you!"

So begins one of our favorite calls of all time. 

Le Crouching Tiger: In defense of the Peugeot 505

Vaughan acts out a woman's crazy texting spree to a guy after 1 date. More Fletch & Vaughan stuff at https://www.facebook.com/FletchAndVaughan or twitter.com/fletch_vaughan and to see the youtube video go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaGFV0YJg-0 now with pictures! :D

This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging...

Dennis was different.

Why was he different, you ask?

Well, a small clue might be in the title of this book…

Charming, surprising and hilarious – David Walliams’s beautiful first novel will touch the hearts (and funny bones) of children and adults alike.

Now David teams up with Matt Lucas to produce an audiobook with a difference. Read by two of the brightest stars in sketch comedy, this lavish production brings the hilarious voices behind Little Britain to your nearest earphones. And it tells a fantastic story too…

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The Boy in the Dress, by David Walliams, read by the author and Matt Lucas (Audiobook extract)

I’m pursuit of excellence
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HarperCollins Publishers produces a vast range of hilarious children's stories, terrifying thrillers and all HarperCollins' bestsellers as download audiobooks. With readers including Dan Stevens, Stephen Fry, Claire Danes, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Andrew Scott and Emilia Fox, there's something for everyone!

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I talk about my life, it's the funniest thing I can think of. For some reason, people enjoy seeing me lose my cherub like demeanor.

BOOK ME FOR 2020!! @ -> contact@electrobooking.com

[Français]
Darktek est un artiste français originaire de Normandie, inspiré depuis le début par la culture « web » et mêlant mélodies envoûtantes et humour déjanté ! Ayant débuté dans la scène Free Party et composant depuis 2007, il surfe sur tous les styles mais est devenu définitivement célèbre pour ses morceaux hardtek/tribecore.

Il aime mélanger les styles dans ses productions et les saupoudrer d'electro chill, de breaks neurofunk ou de screech rawstyle. En 2015, il lance avec son ami Mimaniac le side-project « FAKE » positionné exclusivement sur le hardcore, revenant à ses racines !

Darktek a sorti son 4ème album « Bass Bomb » en 2020. Dans cet album, il mélange de nombreux styles différents dont bien sûr le hardtek mais aussi le hardcore, la trance ou le rawstyle. S'éloignant légèrement des samples humoristiques francophones qui caractérisaient ses précédentes productions, il se concentre désormais sur les mélodies, la fluidité et l'efficacité.

Lors de la sortie de cet album, Darktek a également mis à jour son set live, qui est un mélange très énergique de ses derniers morceaux et de certains de ses vieux classiques. 
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[English] 
Darktek is a french artist, inspired since the beginning by the “web” culture and mixing bewitching melodies and off your rocket humour! Having started in the Free Party scene and composing since 2007, he surfs on all different styles but got definitely famous for his hardtek/tribecore tracks.

He likes to mix styles in his productions and sprinkle them with electro chill, neurofunk breaks or screech rawstyle bits. In 2015, he launched with his friend Mimaniac the side-project “FAKE” positioned exclusively hardcore, coming back to his roots!

Darktek released his 4th album “Bass Bomb” in 2020. In this album he blends many different styles including of course hardtek but also hardcore, trance or rawstyle. Slightly moving away from the French-spoken humorous samples that were characteristic of his previous productions and is now focusing on melodies, flow and efficiency.

When releasing this album, Darktek also updated is live set, which is a very energetic mix of his latest tracks and some of his old classics.


Discography: 
-Kick For Kill 09
-Kick for kill 10
-Architek 25
-Architek Single 14
-Op6tem 14
-Architek 29
-Astroprojekt 30
-Astroprojekt 35
-Prostitution Sonore 07
-Toxic vibes 07
-Toxic Vibes 08
-Trafik 11
-Analogue Frequency 05 
-Darktek - Suce ma Beat (EP)
-Darktek - Suce ma Beat (Album CD)
-Darktek - Bad Papa (EP)
-Darktek - Bad Papa (Album CD) 
-Darktek - Fuck Off (EP)
-Darktek - Reality (Album CD 2018)
- Darktek - Bass Bomb (Album CD 2020)



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