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A cautionary tale of a guy who plays with a Ouija board and ends up with a demonic wedgy.

__LYRICS__

[Announcer]"This is a cautionary tale, so listen up tight!"

It started on a dark and stormy night. (ooOOoo)
The power went out, and I was all alone, 
So I grabbed that Ouija board—should’ve left it alone!

Ohh… the Ouija board gave me a wedgy!
Pulled my shorts where they shouldn’t be.
I asked for ghosts, it gave me pain,
Now I’m scared to sit ahh-gain!
Ohh… now I gotta pick my wedgy!

My mom said, “Don’t!” My priest said, “You’ll regret!”
But I was curious, I’m stubborn like that.
Spelled out “HELLO,” and I thought I was slick,
Then a voice laughed, “NERD!” and yanked me quick!
Mooohahahaha

Ohh… the O.G.  Ouija gave me a wedgy!
Pulled my shorts where they shouldn’t be.
I asked for ghosts, it gave me pain,
Now I’m scared to sit ah-gain!
Ahhh!… now I gotta pick my damm wedgy!

The spirit snickered, said, “You’re out of your league!”
Called me names, then yanked my waistband with speed.
It wasn’t Casper—it was something much worse,
Now I’ve got a demon, and it’s basically a curse!

 "NERD!"
 "What's that brown spot?"

OOooooOOOOoooo!

Ohhhh...
The Ouija board gave me a wedgy!
Pulled my shorts where they shouldn’t be.
I asked for ghosts, it gave me pain,
Now I’m scared to sit ah-gain!
Ohh…  I gotta pick my [Bleep]-ing wedgy!

Maybe it’s God, teaching me a lesson:
"Don’t mess with spirits, or you’ll look like a fool."
Now every time I see that dusty old game,
My pants feel tight, and I blush with shame. [SIGH]

The Ouija board yanked my undies so high,
I swear I could see ‘em up in the sky! (Ouchh!)
Tried to talk to spirits, but they went for my rear,
Now I’m calling it the Wedgy Board of fear!

Ohhhh...

The Ouija board gave me a wedgy!
Pulled my shorts where they shouldn’t be.
I asked for ghosts, it gave me pain,
Now I’m scared to sit ah-gain!
So now I gotta pick my [Bleep] -ing wedgy!
That Evil  Ouija gave me a wedgy!

So if you’re tempted, just take my advice:
Stick to Scrabble, or maybe roll the dice.
The spirit world ain’t worth the squeeeeze,

'Cause the Ouija gave me a wedgy
So Now I gotta brown mark to cleeaann! ..
..AHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Ouija Wedgy Board

When I asked the goneness if it could see me...

L-O-V-E-S-E-E-S-A-L-L

o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o


the love of my life she wna ho 
do as you will
how u go wolfin on da net
goin to sleep then waking up to da steel
blick 2 my head i pulled that bitch and im still here
I’ll catch a nigga talkin crazy lackin now he stuck like a deer
i ain’t trump shooter bitch i aim to kill 
Ion hit no ear
she gon brake check a nigga
ill run into it and hit her rear
yo pussy ass don’t want smoke
nigga i can smell yo fear
she meant sum to me until i came
now she in tears
i ain repeating myself if u can huh then u can hear
bought all that designer for the hoes n they still on my dick

ulcisci

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