Key: F Major
Tempo: 140 BPM
Genre: Calm / Nostalgic Lo-Fi Piano

Track Advisory

"peaceful song for sleep" is a carefully crafted lo-fi piano composition designed to evoke deep nostalgia, childhood memories, and profound relaxation. Due to the immersive nature of the track, listener discretion is advised.

Listening Guidelines:

1x Play: Mild nostalgia, peaceful relaxation

2x Play: Memory lane overload

3x Play: Brain fog may occur

5x Play: Full kindergarten regression activated

Potential Side Effects:
Spontaneous humming, juice box cravings, existential peace, crayon-induced joy, nap urges, finger painting urges, and temporary productivity suspension.

Parental Advisory

This track is suitable for all ages but may trigger strong nostalgic responses. Repeated plays could result in extended periods of zoning out, childhood memory resurgence, or mild cognitive fatigue.

Emergency Helplines

If your head hurts: Call 909-390-0003

If you hear yourself after dialing: Congratulations, you are officially in a Kindergarten Surge™

After 30 minutes of continuous listening: Call USA: +1 (760) 706-7425 

Scientific Disclaimer

Scientifically Proven:

 "peaceful song for sleep" has undergone extensive auditory and emotional testing in both controlled laboratory environments and spontaneous living room scenarios. Studies suggest that repeated exposure to the track is scientifically proven to:

Activate parasympathetic nervous system responses, inducing a profound sense of calm and safety.

Trigger hippocampal memory pathways associated with early childhood experiences, including but not limited to classroom settings, recess activities, and snack time rituals.

Promote mild dopamine and serotonin release, resulting in feelings of joy, contentment, and occasional uncontrollable humming.

Temporarily override conventional cognitive processes, thereby reducing the capacity for studying, work, or other goal-directed tasks, particularly after the third playthrough.

Generate involuntary nostalgia responses, manifesting in visual and auditory recollections of crayons, nap mats, tiny chairs, playground slides, and faint memories of “Riley Auto Parts” jingles.

Induce a temporary but profound sense of existential peace, wherein the listener may feel simultaneously small and infinite.

Increase susceptibility to daydreaming, doodling, finger painting, and creative expression in previously untapped areas of the home or workspace.

Enhance auditory pattern recognition in ways that make subsequent melodies or jingles  inescapably memorable.

Encourage repeated listening behaviors that escalate from mild calm to full Kindergarten Surge™, with documented cases of individuals experiencing crayon-induced joy, nap urges, staring at clouds, and spontaneous reinterpretation of alphabet letters as gymnastic routines.

Cause brief but noticeable shifts in temporal perception, making 30 minutes of track exposure feel simultaneously like a 5-second meditation and a multi-hour nostalgic journey.

Exhibit additive effects upon repeated plays, resulting in exponential increases in childlike wonder, emotional reflection, and minor brain fog, particularly if played more than three consecutive times.

Interact synergistically with environmental stimuli (soft lighting, fuzzy blankets, afternoon sunlight, distant playground noises) to enhance overall calming, immersive, and emotionally resonant experiences.

Demonstrate compatibility with all age groups, with special efficacy in individuals aged 5–25 who previously experienced kindergarten-level classroom environments or similar nostalgic settings.

Contribute to long-term memory consolidation of safe, peaceful, and joy-inducing experiences, ensuring that the emotional impact of Crayen Dreemsz persists far beyond the duration of the track.

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