At 29 Joe Biden was elected to the Senate 
And for nearly 40 years he walked the hallowed halls of Congress
A faithful public servant on a public servant’s salary 
But he must be good with money cause he owned four spacious mansions 

He liked to call himself lunch bucket Joe but somehow lived a life of luxury! 

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself 
Dr Fauci’s good at science 
There are more than just two genders 
Those were mostly peaceful protests
And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history 

Joe Biden represented the tiny state of Delaware 
Which had become a haven for big banks which offer credit cards 
Joe sponsored legislation made it harder for consumers 
To find relief from debts by simply filing chapter 7

And the big banks were so grateful they gave joe’s son Hunter quite a nice consultant’s fee

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself 
Dr Fauci’s good at science 
There are more than just two genders 
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden was vice president for president Obama 
Our relationship with Ukraine had been delegated to him 
A Ukrainian conglomerate, on its board had Hunter Biden 
And Was scrutinized intensely for wrongdoing and malfeasance 

on video Joe warned unless that prosecutor’s canned your aid’s in jeopardy 

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself 
Dr Fauci’s good at science 
There are more than just two genders 
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden got more votes than Washington or Lincoln 
Joe biden got more votes than either of the Roosevelts 
Joe biden got more votes when you adjust for population 
Than Barak Obama, Clinton, Harry Truman, Jimmy Carter or John Kennedy 
Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

After serving as Vice President, Joe threw his hat back in the ring 
But he was older now and many thought he suffered from dement- i- a 
But one by one the others in the race fell by the wayside 
And when the putrid smoke cleared only Biden was left standing 

In spite of all his gaffes and his befuddlement, Joe Biden was the nominee!

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself 
Dr Fauci’s good at science 
There are more than just two genders 
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden ran for president two times both unsuccessful 
In 1998 he plaguirized a speech he’d given 
And ten years later had no chance against Barak Obama 
But this time things were different as the nation feared the virus 

This pandemic gave Joe Biden what would prove to be the perfect winning Strategy!  

Jeffrey Epstein killed himself 
Dr Fauci’s good at science 
There are more than just two genders 
Those were mostly peaceful protests

And Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

Joe Biden got more votes than Washington or Lincoln 
Joe biden got more votes than either of the Roosevelts 
Joe biden got more votes when you adjust for population 
Than Barak Obama, Clinton, Harry Truman, Jimmy Carter or John Kennedy 
Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history

A pandemic had befallen us which prompted Biden activists 
To change our voting systems and allow for votes by mail 
Which of course is quite straightforward and does not allow for cheating 
And all signatures accepted ,no IDs are ever needed. 

In Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Georgia maybe now it’s clear to see 

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Why Joe Biden got more votes than any presidential candidate in history 

On the eve of the election, our man Joe was clearly losing 
In what seemed to be a landslide, in the early morning hours 
Semi trucks filled up with ballots, came to many polling stations 
These were ballots which were mailed, big majority for BIDEN 

And now I think we’ve cleared up any doubt, we haven’t left a trace of mystery


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Joe Biden

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