i lost the original mix so i remixed this from the ground up, enjoy i guess

Sponge:
I’m not happy to be pitted against a racer so crappy
Far from a work of art, despite the name of your daddy
When facing Vinny’s pride and joy, you’re in no way a versed Mii
The only thing you’re good at being is the most cursed Mii
Used to WooHoo whole neighborhoods like a sexual animal
Now you’re a two bit sidekick that needs a mask on to look passable 
This battle’s bound to be like basketball, for all of your shots will miss
I mean, how can you spit? You don’t even know what fire is

Turg:
Hello, hello! You really want to go?
I’m gonna kill you, as those things you said weren’t very nice, yo
With my sword in hand, I’ll cut through your negativity with ease
Failed to beat Tingle in rap, so don’t even think of besting me
I may not know what fire is, but I’m sure your verse wasn’t it
Dragged on for so long, I get why your Princess kicked the bucket
Twist up you like a Pretzel, this saddo’s going down
What else is there to say; your love life’s a literal clown!

Sponge:
The fact you’ve stayed the face of Kevin’s channel is amazing
‘Cuz Jim has a huge legacy, and is actually entertaining
Speaking of legacies, I’m soaring into hearts like a Starman 
Whilst this Neanderthal ain’t even a year old, damn
There’s so much wrong with your face, I don’t know where to begin
The other Irishmen ain’t here, you won’t get handed a pity win
And at least I’ve GOT a girlfriend, you and Default’s stars can’t align
Leave you more lost than your save file and relevance combined

Turg:
On the track I’m 2 Turg and 2 Furious
Elaborate on how you’re less ugly than me, I’m curious
The purest form of innocence, you’re more plagued than your namesake
That blinding white room reflects more than your mental state
You shouldn’t act so tough, you couldn’t beat one of my kids
Ballad of Sponge 2’s bound to be in order after this
Just fly off of this stage or you’ll just get even sadder
A victory failed to show up for you, kinda like Alpaca

@dannyplaysgames-422800890 as Spondage "Sponge" Mario
King Mewtwo as Turg Turg
Beat by Dansonn
Written and Mixed by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by CannibalWorms
Cover Art by @jks-rap-battles

(REMIX) Turg vs Sponge. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

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