Trojan

Vandiyodu Sankara

Alternative version of One Comb Away, a parody of 'One Call Away' by Charlie Puth! Taken from the Deluxe Edition of The Hairless Hero Returns.

One Comb Away - Alternative Version

Alternative version of Hair For Christmas with a country sound to it. Taken from the deluxe edition of the second Hairless Hero Media album - The Hairless Hero Returns. 

Hair For Christmas - Country Version

Demo of one of tracks from forthcoming album 'We Are Black Liver...' 
WARNING - ADULTS ONLY

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I’m Holding in my Farts (KNMN Remix)

A sun-soaked mishap set to a breezy island groove, Snorkel Sneeze is a trop-rock tale of one man, one boat, and one very ill-timed nasal eruption. With steel-drum swagger and saltwater slapstick, this track celebrates every vacation gone gloriously wrong. Sit back, crack a beer, and remember: grace is optional, but snorkel awareness is key.

Snorkel Sneeze

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Boner (Music Video on YT)

(Welcome To) Hitler's Bar Mitzvah

"Honey-Sucker" is a playful, slightly wild song about a strange little creature obsessed with one thing – finding honey wherever it’s hidden. He sneaks through bushes, sheds, and forests, sniffing the air and even digging underground if he catches the sweet scent. With humor, quirky imagery, and a catchy rhythm, the song tells the tale of his odd adventures, awkward encounters, and relentless quest for nectar – even offering to trade for cash. Fun rhymes and a cheeky attitude make this honey hunt impossible to forget.

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Honey-Sucker

What happens when a 4-year-old decides he’s done with his mullet? Cash grabbed the scissors and changed the game. Mama cried, Daddy laughed, and the house hasn’t stopped talking about it since. A rock-country anthem about growing up, letting go, and saying goodbye to a mullet that went down in family history. Snip snip, y’all — Mullet Be Gone!

Mullet Be Gone

Homosexual Friend (feat. DigBar)

😆🎸 Ever wonder what it’s like to marry the queen of customer service complaints? My brand-new comedy parody track, “I Married a Karen,” takes you on a laugh-out-loud ride through love, marriage, and meme-worthy Karen moments.

From returning our honeymoon for store credit to calling the manager over wedding cake, this song is packed with ridiculous punchlines, catchy hooks, and that classic Weird Al–style parody energy. Perfect for fans of comedy rock, viral meme music, and anyone who needs a good laugh today.

Turn it up, share it with your friends, and let’s make “Karen” the funniest love song of 2025. 🎶😂

👉 Drop a comment: Have YOU ever dated or married a Karen

I Married A Karen

A song about glow-in-the-dark tampons made to break my mates during a PowerPoint night

The Next Best Thing (The Glampons Song)

Comedic songs and parodies about a bald ASDA worker

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Music • Poetry • Comedy
🌟Winner BBC Comedy Award
📻Heard on BBC Radio4

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Phrases and Phases Publishing is a one-man label, archive, and reality-refraction field. Founded by J. Adam Walters - lawyer-turned lyricist, satirist, and architectural dropout from polite society - it's the home for songs that shouldn't exist, poems that go to far, and fictional universes with better paperwork than the Library of Congress. 

From folk elegies to parody rap to theocratic cartoon trauma epics, everything here is written by a human who uses AI as a collaborator and instrument rather than an outsourced brain, and finished only when it reaches a space where laughing hurts, or hurting laughs.

I am a furniture designer and maker with a passion for music and songwriting. While my main profession is in furniture manufacturing, I have been writing lyrics for many years as a creative outlet. My writing is inspired by everyday emotions, personal experiences, and visual aesthetics—often influenced by my design background.

G Koozie is all about real stories with a bold sound. Mixing smooth vibes, heavy beats, and raw emotion, every track is made to move you. From late-night chill to high-energy anthems, the music hits different and always stays authentic. Press play, turn it up, and ride with G Koozie.

🎧 From heartache to hype — I write music that moves you.

Whether you're vibing to a soulful ballad or tearing up the dancefloor to bubble pop and high-energy beats, my songs hit where it counts: in your heart and in your hips.

🎶 Emotional storytelling meets electric rhythm — with songs that explore love, loss, nostalgia, and fantasy.

🎤 Genres: Emotional Ballads | Indie Pop | Dance Pop | Bubble Beats | Soft Rock

🔥 Featured tracks: “Woman With The Red Rose”, “Angel Undercover”, “Angelica”, “Asian Invasion”, “I-Candy”, “Sinta”, “Chickie Cha”, “Bring It Back”

💡 Music for dreamers, romantics, rebels, and party-starters.

Kagami No Mukou No = reflection. 

In psychology it refers to Meta-cognition = observing / improving the mind; 
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 ¼ white 🇺🇸, lived in San Francisco for 13 years. 

YouTube high score 574 likes, 697 subs. 

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