Waking up in the morning 
Ready to be jolly
I check the tree
But wait. Something’s off. (Santa get yo ass here)

HEY!
Jingle bells 
Jingle bells 
Jingle all the way! :D
Oh what fun is it to feel like shit

HEY!
Jingle bells 
Jingle bells 
Jingle all the way! :D
Im going to catch santa by the toe.

Travel to the north pole 
Show up at santa’s door
When he answers the door,
I pull out my Ak-47  
And shoot him in the head! :D
(Haha fuck you!)

HEY!
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way! :D
Life just really pisses me off
(We get it!)

HEY!
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way! :D
Im going to overdose on fentanyl 

Trying to understand 
The point of life
Wonder to myself
Why am i here

So im going to become the grinch. 
Becaue if i cant be happy.
Then you cant too!

Hey!
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way! :D
Im going to commit underage drinking 

Hey!
Jingle bells
Jingle bells 
Jingle all the way
I want a happier life

a very jolly song 🫃

i make music because why not.

most of the music that i make is satire or I make it Cus why not so expect most of them to be very bad. (You can always tell don’t worry)
also if you recognise me, no you don't. you're just dreaming rn.

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