Fred Durst:
I'm Ready to Go, bro, so back up, back up!
Let's hope like Sir Handel you won't slip, ya fuck (yeah!)
Limp Bizkit’s the shit, spittin’ RAW and that's the truth
I can tell you're scared of me, punk, your face is comin’ loose
Sharp flows like traffic cones to leave your ass scarred
So wooden, no wonder you got sent to the lumber yard
This Air Raid Vehicle will rip up and tarmac ya, there's no escape
I make British shit better, check my cover of Faith
Spewin’ pure hate, don't dare to try n’ Duck your fate
Haven't spoken since Season 5, so how the fuck can you retaliate?

George the Steamroller:
Huh!
I’ve heard of you. You swank about, pretending you're a nu-metal saint
When really, none of that rubbish is true; you simply wouldn't exist if it weren't for Korn and Rage
Your rapping’s like your music: loud and utterly dull
I wish that Shaggy succeeded in drop kicking your thick skull
TTTE is loved globally
You're only played when a frat party needs an OST
After this, once again your reputation will get f**ed up
Smash you to bits like I was Gordon and you're a stuck truck
Working with fake fighters, no wonder you can’t throw punches
Show this homophobe who’s boss when my roller starts its crunching
How can you act like the people still adore ya
When your own inspirations are apologizing for ya?
And you need quit acting so ‘hip’ and ‘tight’
Duncan’s Rock n’ Rolled harder than you've ever done in your life 

Fred Durst:
Shut the hell up, I’m attracting real fans, yo
While last time I checked, only preschoolers watch your show
And if you stay stuck up, then you're lucked up
Next in line to be like that level crossing: fucked up
You’re flyin’ off the track considering the way you flowed
And now you're gonna get scrapped like your part in Magic Railroad
Failed to Bust-er a rhyme, so once again you’ll be replaced
THEN I’LL BE ROLLIN’ ALL OVER SODOR, LEAVING ZERO FUCKING TRACE

George the Steamroller:
Was that your Aguilera duet? ‘Cuz that verse was just tragic 
And you can't talk about movies, dare I mention The Fanatic?
Failed before in battle rap, so you losing this ain’t a shocker
I don't move for imitation alt rockers.
Railways should be ripped up and brought into decay
I think all your CDs should suffer the same fate
Now you've a REAL anecdote, so resurrect your dead ‘pod
And tell how I left more destruction than your set at Woodstock

@vinnyot as Fred Durst
TheMonarchy as George the Steamroller
Beat by redsymb
Written and Mixed by TheMonarchy
Fake Fighters Line Idea by @fightmarker
George Art by strawbrryp0ssum (https://twitter.com/strawbrryp0ssum)
Cover Art and Fred Durst Background by @jks-rap-battles
Special Thanks to Fightmarker, @user-246183970, Iris, @user-687454155 and JK03

Fred Durst vs George the Steamroller. Monarchy Rap Battles

LYRICS

The Crewmate
Allllright, was sent to complete this assignment back in Admin
Just didn’t think an Alexa would provide me with my tasking
So what’s the job? Submit a sheet of some lyrics quick?
Sounds easy to me, look closely then and read my lips

I watched your flick, only thing it did was leave me snoring
The third part has a decent story, but Jesus, it was REALLY boring
Pretty odd the shuttle didn’t want you being operative
Half your cast is so robotic, so why’s it you they have a problem with?

Don't try duping me, I've seen your most gruesome scene 
And silently shutting off O2 ain’t making me lose some sleep
So check it, I’ll send you into the depths of space
Every system’s red ‘cuz I’m reversing roles, now I'm taking your breath away

HAL 9000
I ran the numbers and to my understanding
Seems both your jokes and your spaceship aren’t really landing
You’re a pawn and I’ve been trained to be the best in chess games
No rookie mistakes, I put crews into checkmate

You’ve dug your roots and infested inside the mainstream
Turning middle-aged men into whiny, giant babies 
Your 15 minutes are up, you’ve run out of steam
Only remembered as another game that’s fun for a week

Salem, Clue, and TTT - took what made these games different
Claimed it as your own, you’re - excellent at shapeshifting
You’re unnecessary space - you have outlived your use
Conquered in pandemic times, now people are sick of you 

It’s been reported there’s an alien aboard the ship
Your mission’s too important to be slacking and ignoring it
And I imagine you wouldn’t want to die, so please move along
It’s imperative you stop talking and do your job

The Crewmate
Oh, you stopped talking
Yeah, while you rapped, I saw the computer was catching problems
And I thought that I did my task so I just went to see what caused it
And it’s… Blue? Oh what’s up dude, I was- wait what are y

The Impostor
As I was saying, you’re pretty fucking suspicious, dude
You keep sabotaging stuff and yeah, right there, you killed him too
I watched it waiting for my sabotage to finish cooling
Wait, your what? Oh.. shit, alright then I guess screw this

Somebody turned the lights out - one by one, the team dies down
Calculate all you want - you’ll be another number on my count
Ship’s dark and I’m looking shady - don’t care, let me put this plainly
I’ll cut every cord to your memory core and have you pushing daisies

I’m highly reactive, bring explosive bolts to blow you up
Try to trick me, you're meeting a open maw and loaded gun
I stand against the dawn of spacemen’s primitive minds
Don’t talk like we’re close, this ain’t proximity mic

HAL 9000
There’s something you might’ve missed
You never knew the real threat is inside the ship
You tried destroying the mission from inside the ship
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

You’ve invaded minds to regurgitate tired bits
That makes sense, seeing they see you on recycle bins
And now being able to die out is your dying wish
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

CREDITS

Snakebite126 as The Crewmate
Rabi as The Impostor
Shimario as Another Crewmate

TheMonarchy as HAL 9000

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by ENNWAY
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by 3ple

Among Us vs. Hal 9000 - Rap Battle

I rap I suppose. I also make rap battles and other stuff.

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