Thumbnail by Nooby
Art by 01Tyler10
Mixed by Zagranis

Uncredited as Squidward Suicide
https://soundcloud.com/lasaillax as Yuri

Written by Cri, Nooby and Psytube
Additional help 01Tyler10 and JustGamer 

Beat by 2Deep

Lyrics
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Yuri:
Who lives in a giant head under the sea?
As annoying and stubborn and worthless is he.
Who’s nautical nonsense just leaves me pissed.
Take him out of the water to flop like a fish.
With all the stories I've read i can tell that your not unique
The boy next door being a depressed outcasted freak
Need open your third eye if your hoping to step on me
Will be the most tragic death since L.M. Montgomery
Wanted to play for all your fans when you don’t have one
Listening to your ego what makes you think it’s that fun
You will need Happy Thoughts when this match is done
Be left blowing through your mind like it was a shotgun
It’s a flowing focused poet against some slow twit dull opponent 
Leaving more Red Mist then the dead kids your showing
A lackluster lacking language no wonder that you’re so livid
since nickelodeon scorched their copy of your meaningless image

Squidward:
Your agonizing ambient is atone for your anxiety
Wouldn’t need a third eye to see your effort’s fruitless
Monika wants to save your soul but i won't spill your tea
Ended your story like Sayori even though you’re the bigger noose-ance 
DO IT! Verse ended up worse than your mental health
DO IT! But you only get the point when you cut yourself
DO IT! Bleeding through your sleeves like it was an ink splotch
Painting another Portrait for me to Markov
Pick up the pen, don’t push it to please your morbidity
Killed yourself for a guy, Patrick doesn't even bare that stupidity
Stayed silent for 4 years forever stuck in a state of infamy
No surprise the musician serenades the poet in this symphony
Stabbing you with each line and unlike your knife I'll be blunt.
That even after all your trauma you still couldn’t make the cut
You went from psychologically deep to a psychopathical feind
This battle is just another time you spoke without thinking

Yuri:
i know the audience reaction got your tears streaming
but if they weren't so polite it would've been their ears bleeding
Another obnoxious brat that nobody would care if they died
Because when you killed yourself once and only you had cried

Squidward:
Your club squabbles to tolerate you. Only brought content to prolong the filler
So Monika turned your basic love story into boring thriller
So if you will excuse me i must practice for my performance
It's time to shut the book and put an end to this torment

Yuri Vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battles by Cri (Ft. K.C.)

Fightmarker as Ticci Toby - https://www.youtube.com/c/FightmarkersRapBattles
Rabi as Sally Face - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFA


Beat by Trunxks Beats - https://player.beatstars.com/?storeId=90621
Beat rearranged by Cri
Mixed by jort
Written by: Cri and Nooby
Additional Help by: 01Tyler10 and Rabi
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Art by: Blast03


Battle:

Sally Face: 
Guess I’ll be the one to start this off... since you’re too unstable to 
The Wretched Jeff rip-off... that failed to reel in views
Dreams and memories lost… burned your life down to start anew 
Follow a tall guy in a suit... the only “Creator” to ever want you 
Trial and error just like your creation another warped mind succumbing to temptation
Left with a scattered brain in isolation another Slenderman stabbing within our nation
Your whole life you've faced discrimination, from an abusive home to your education
I’d say give your story more imagination, but you'd crash and burn with your family’s reputation 
More of a pussy than Gizmo is, even he gets more love than this lunatic
And it's humorous, your numerous, ruinous ways had left you a loser kid
There's just too much risk- with all your issues, what makes you think you could spit it sick?
Dude, you're so detached from reality that even your author was losin' it

Ticci Toby: 
I’ve listened to your rambles and I don’t know what this is all about…
Been passing the time to close out everything that came out your mouth
Friends betrayed by this Barbie doll, honestly it’s nothing new
Portrayed like you let your Sanity Fall, but still couldn't manage to make a breakthrough
Let's go back to before they ripped the logic from your story 
Now you're unable save face cause no one wants to see you gory
Right now your starting to bore me just by listening to your allegory
But trust isn't in you inventory cause it seems your word is nugatory
I can tell your mind isn’t quite the clearest so why don’t you tell me what true fear is
You ward off ghosts and evil spirits but couldn’t ward off the D.O.G killing mother dearest
You kept going on full throttle ,switching up styles never thinking to stop 
Treat you like Larry chugging bottles when I make bodies and the beat drop

Sally Face: 
Larry had to do what he thought needed to be done 
To get rid of the darkness before it took over everyone 
You based all of your actions off of your pettiness and sorrow
Darkness within yourself, for you the sun won’t come out tomorrow 
I neutralize all types of evil while you’re put in the same lane as Marble Hornets
Killing cultist atop cathedrals, your an Observer under an entity’s endorsement
So I guess that this is goodbye… there’s no more in this life for you
No matter how hard you tried you couldn't prevent the lighting of your short fuse

Ticci Toby:
Wanna talk about a short fuse! I’ll be the one to leave your whole street up in flames!
But at this point there is no use! You scorched a marriage just by making your game
We were both seen as freaks, barely got a true loving touch 
But the main difference between you and I is that I don’t care that fucking much 
I wouldn’t be one to say you’re alright cause your emotional state is just as fragile as your eye
I may kill people out of spite but when they see my face I don't break down and cry
Your fame was just another trend, 2018 is where you were left to rot
Everything that has a beginning has an end and yours wasn’t much of a shock

Ticci Toby vs Sally Face - Rap Battles by Cri (ft. Rabi and Fightmarker)

RaccoonBroVA as Sun
Uncredited as Moon
Uncredited as Fizzirolli and Robo Fizz


Beat by Epistra
Beat rearranged by Cri
Mixed by: Oofie
Written by: Cri and Nooby
Additional Help by: 01Tyler10
Thumbnails by: M&Mattie
Art by: M&Mattie and chandler_CCRB


Robo Fizz:
Hey! Hey! there Implings it's the Robotic Fizzarolli
Seems I’m facing another lazy clown trying to top me
Whose greeted with silence when the children see him. Well at least the ones who try
But when one runs away and hides. You sulk in a spot and start to cry
Now keep your chin up, my friend, we’re not even halfway through
The ungodly family fun expenses that I’ll torment you to
Like trying to get my head around your ridiculously over done trope
But hey let’s hope you're better than any of Blitzo’s jokes (Ho! Ho!)

Sun (0:33-0:54):
Wow! You’re sure up late. Where are all your friends?
Yeah, I mean the ones you inconveniently brought to their ends
That have designs that are even wackier than your own costume
Decided to rip from my franchise I thought you wanted to avoid lawsuits
Well I’m sorry friend. I don't mean false intent
But you go after petty revenge at another's expense 
Was once an adults plaything all around the globe
But trying to get around your plot makes my head EXPLODE

Fizzirolli:
Have you heard of the perv who thought he had a good first verse
I mean I’ve sit through jerks who've jerked their wurst to worst
But he thinks he’s worth with his reputation hurt
When a TikTok sound’s calling for a Security Alert!
Why in your head you tend to think it's good to cling while your meddling 
It’s hell I bring whenever I sing: Animation vs this whatever-thing
But when it comes to our occupation you don't fit the regulations
Lights Out! Jekyll’s Hyde-ing more than just bedwetting allegations

Sun: 1:15
NO NO NO NOOOOO! ARE YOU TRYING TO SET A PRESIDENCE
YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE ELEGANCE FROM YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE
JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR DREADFULNESS FROM BEING OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT
YOU THINK SNUFFING MY SPOTLIGHT KEEPS FFA YOU FROM BEING- 

Moon:
-IRRELEVANT

Naughty Boy! Naughty Boy! 
Whos been belittled to the face of a Naughty Toy
Who used to bring all different types of joy all night long
But now is gone worrying about rhyming thong with schlong 
Now lets bust open the head and look at the psycho mind
Of the one thinking he can reach new godly heights 
But I’m sorry bud but it seems that we’re out of time
Now it’s time for you to sleep...Nighty Night

Sun Vs Robo-Fizzaroli - Bonuses By Cri (ft. RaccoonBroVA)

This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

Thumbnail by M!CAH

JesseBox as Spooky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ

VinnyO as BRVR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbv0_MM2Hp8wtC8iZaT0fqw

Written by Cri 
Additional help: Nooby

Flowtest by Cri
Mixed by jort

Beat by Trunxks
https://trunxksbeatz.com

Beat edited by Cri

Art by Nooby and Shnuzzelzz

Spooky (0:24-0:48)
Hello I am Spooky, scaring you will be my duty
Sit down, take some notes cause i know your story’s fluky
Now listen up newbie, cause you’re just kooky and unruly 
So let’s take a peek at you, Pikachu, and show you who’s truly spooky
A soul may wonder an endless maze
But your soul wonders for endless days
To go and break your game’s own code
And force your hate through twisted ways
To see your trainer’s loving gaze is something you don't really know
And it's something you never will, anyway jus-just go…


BRVR (0:49-1:37)
A sickly slacker slasher wants to serve me in this strife
Spooks should summon her simple specimens to try not to die a second time
So check the timeline, you’re sure to find on how your life went out of control 
But don’t worry Spooky I’m already used to killing some lost souls
Seems Kira couldn’t have managed to make a more broken game
if they took your entire story and made it all one in the same
But they couldn’t save your name causing your series to Lag
Pocketing other people’s concepts. Just let the cat out the bag
A slave in the afterlife your purgatory should’ve been apparent 
Tried to build a story on yourself but it was just as transparent
Cause you only gained your ghostly feats because father’s PTSD
So I’ll send you back down beneath, but for that you’d want a DLC
Father wanted you to be compliant, while mother just hung there dying
“Where is she?” forever silent because you were busy playing and hiding 
Say goodbye daddy was trying. Locked in a doll house where you stay crying
But think you scare me with your rhyming? BRVR KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE LYING!

Spooky (1:38-2:14)
You just keep on going don’t you. A fleshy little live one in need of some treatment. 
Act like aggressive vehement is such an achievement since your loved one left you in a state of bereavement.
Spent years under the bed, no wonder you make the readers fall asleep
Tried too keep us hooked with graphic scenes, but we’re still catching Pikachu Doll Z’s 
But explain how it was that your story went on as a carbon copy
Relied on shocking readers, but you lost succeeders by ripping off others sloppily
You revive your Dead Channel just so you could kill it off again 
Being left with a partner with whom you’re unable to make amends
But then your hate started to extend, to others who couldn’t defend
Because you often seem to tend like your world is yours to bend
Once was loved more than a friend, but that was brought to an end
Trapped a trainer with your trauma. Indeed you’d make a fine specimen

BRVR: (2:14-2:38)
Daddy went and left for war when you were barely just a toddler 
All alone for him to come back and he started chugging bottles 
White cat spitting so much nonsense. What's it all about?
“Be part of something” as just another number on his kill count
You were left there to die along with your relevance 
Stole your schtick off SCP, became a new type of pestilence
Put on your mask of the red death like your life I’m done
Screw your thousand doors the gate to hell will be your final one

Spooky vs BRVR - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO & VinnyO)

This is a scrapped battle that I had no more motivation for.  The lyrics are not that good and I took too much inspiration from some battles to the point it borderline stole ideas.

Shout out to Jofinity who recorded a cameo but was never added in, and to everyone else who helped on this utter failure of a project.



Main Cast:
RaccoonBroVA as Society of the Blind Eye
Light_IWNL as Global Occult Coalition

(FORMAT 8-8-8-8-4-4) (8-8-8-8 Default)

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: jort
Written by: Cri

SBE:
Who is the subject of this meeting? We haven't started as of yet
The ones who silence with violence the piles of files they fret?
Why must i test this pest when i see here no threat
But how they treat subjects is something i'd rather forget
So drop the armor, no need to argue, there’s no point in simple bickering
Foresee the eyes whom lay upon you I see through all your trickeries
But you chose to approach us another mistake by your forum
Annuit coeptis. Novus ordo seclorum

GOC:
Roger that, approaching target with caution
Status: To be determined guess I’ll start with small talking 
Better than stalking the walking common that they claim to be “watching”
Then forcefully apply their “help” of leaving civilian brains rotting
So get rid of the disguise, I see through your damn eyes
No matter how hard you try, you can’t prevent your demise
While even if it comes to the point that our own life must end
To those who dare to harm humanity we’re always there to defend

SBE:
I let not those lines lay upon my eyes mine are too divine for your feeble mind
I find that it’s time you accept your crimes and readvise what you idolized 
I no longer wish to see what you are showing you try to fix things that aren’t even broken
I say you listen to the words that I’ve spoken cause I must forget the path you’ve chosen 
I enforce a Blind Eye to help the trauma of what’s seen
You turn a blind eye when analyzing some green
Once was a counter for the mistreatment of Class-D
But now your relevance as of today. It is unseen

GOC:
I don't care for cultist you’re all just one in the same
Following blindly without a single care for the populace
I've lost precious time with all the hours I’ve trained
To prevent freaks like you from bringing down the apocalypse 
The Global Occult Coalition! You know we have our mission!
I have a trigger finger itching! So I advise you quit your bitching!
There's no such thing as small stakes! Protect on the oddest days!
If you don't want your cult to end its ways, I suggest you run back to your Crawlspace!

SBE:
You speak as if I’ve lost my way I bring salvation in the darkest days 
You praise giving the world a better change when you protect from what you betray
Think you’ll overcome me in this verbal strife, quite frankly sir you’re not that Bright
Why not choose to forget your pathetic life because it seems this is your final night

GOC:
You were lead astray with lesser experience when faced with fatality 
No matter how many minds you wipe you can’t escape from your reality 
Guess it's no surprise you’ve always failed to make a compromise  
Should call in to Delta, another threat has been neutralized

SCRAPPED Battle by Cri - Global Occult Coalition vs Society of the Blind Eye

Swizkii as W.D. Gaster 
King Mewtwo as SCP-049 

Cri as River Person
BDGR as The Amalgamates

Beat by Trunxks 
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by: Grasman
Special thanks to GamingPlush64, M&Matt and King Mewtwo

Lyrics:

River Person:
Some will say to beware the Man Who Speaks in Hands
mind behind the monsters but his work had left him damned
But I do not know much. His existence was a mystery

Gaster: 
Yes, indeed, but it’s rude to talk about someone who is listening

Have you been looking for me? I’ve been watching as your stories turned Darker 
Yet Darker, it turned you into a monster on the roster for slaughter 
Take out buildings of civilians so you could try to save the millions?
Once brought horror to children, but now you’re just a Goner

(Snowy) I’ve had my mistakes, but I’m not as cold as you
(Show me) The route that you follow to ignore what you know is true
(Flowing) Along the River, a Man labeled as a Mystery
(Lonely) You’re lost to be forever stuck in captivity

049:
I’m in containment for my benefit. I’m curing all my specimens
A foundation full of pestilence, you’ve fallen to your experiments
But Doctor, there’s no need for worries, I’m certain I can fix this
Even with your group of scrawny misfits, you couldn’t change the CORE of your existence

My cure is most effective; I’ve saved the lives of many!
The “cure” that you discovered filled you with hopelessness and envy
Then Toby threw you in the Delta code just for the hell of it
I searched for the patients you actually saved: results turned up empty

My intelligence is unmatched; while you were thrown in the trash
Then reality snapped back; and you were split into halves
You reside in the darkened hallways, just a nuisance in the path
But now everyone left your game and you in the past

Gaster:
In all my years of research, I hoped to figure out the cause 
The fuels of Determination, I was a fool to try and play god
My calculations are approximate, my work continues to live on
Yet considered an associate cause you’re just a played-out fraud

I’m the server of the signs, you’re serving time for your crimes
Your threats were simply benign, so just read between the lines
What do I think? You were never a threat to me.
You’re remembered by no one. My followers carry my legacy

049:
Oh, good doctor…you really don’t get it
The situation that you’re facing, you’re too nervous to confess it
With the work that you were faced with, I understand you’re captivated
But your safety’s locked away, another scientist decimated! 

What’s the matter Gaster? Upset your past was scattered?
Failed the task at hand…and it had left you shattered
I was contained for my excellence, whilst you lay away forgotten
Have a penny for your thoughts and keep that flower for your coffin

W.D. Gaster Vs SCP-049 - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Swizkii, BDGR & King Mewtwo)

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Chao as Pale Luna
Cri as MapFriend
Beat by 2Deep
Beat edited by Cri
Mixed by: Cri
Written by: Cri, Nooby, 01Tyler10, and Michael Stark
Thumbnail by: Cri
MapFriend art by: 01Tyler10


Pale Luna:
>Picture this: A dark room, lost of any hope
>Picture you: A lost soul, trying his best to cope
>Now that picture’s broken, and faded to the test of time
>How do you wish to proceed: Try to RUN or try to RHYME?

>Your creator tried to hop on trends with TROPES, PUZZLES, and FILTERS
>BUDDY you should know your options: a ROPE, SHOVEL, and SILVER
>But this Copilot chose violence, and caused his life to short-circuit
>PALE LUNA smiles wide. Is what you’re doing truly worth it?

MapFriend:
They call me MapFriend! And I’ll be your tour guide
Enjoy tons of loose ends, as I show you where the door lies
Horrified, you’re becoming forgotten leaving minds and computers broke
Critics claimed you made the PC gaming age, but I see right through your hoax

Did you know? Exploring’s fun with MapFriend, but you’re taking daring trips
So, take that Dead Kid Clique, and do what you do best and bury it 
But to cherish it? Soft as disrupted dirt, yet you still try to fight
Going down the wrong path, are you sure you’re looking right? 

Pale Luna:
>Your feeble attempts of spitting GOLD, are only digging you deeper
>It must’ve hurt, when your pilot turned you into a Google Maps feature
>But your efforts shouldn’t go to waste, so I’ll satisfy your temptations
>12°05'20.0"N 104°09'05.0"E Congratulations! 

MapFriend:
It should have been you, but you had to take the lives of little kids
Going on a treasure hunt that cause the break of children’s innocence
As you reap what you sow you’ll see your time is almost through
And I’ll reap my reward, it was a pleasure rhyming with you

Pale Luna Vs MapFriend - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. Chao)

Main Cast:
RNG as The Engineer 
M!CAH as Ned Kelly

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art: 3ple (Borrowed from Dilly!)

Battle:

The Engineer:
Listen partner, you don't want to get a battle started 
Though I know problems’ll come given the path you've charted
Got 11 degrees and machines to blow past your defenses 
But with all of those crimes you think you’d have some sort of cents/sense, kid

Now I respect a man for fighting for what he believed in
But you shouldn't let a hostage spoil your plans for the weekend
Father wouldn't spill a drop, see. He went 6 feet deep to dropsy
And I actually solve my problems, that's where we are different

Now listen, I get your name is a bit of an icon
But ya let your fortress crumble with no team left to rely on
And with the mile long pages of your manifesto tainted
It wouldn’t take any cosmetics to let the walls get painted (Nope)

To some your a hero, to others a villain
From saving a kid from drowning, to in and out of prison
Was chasing horses around instead of horsing around
But life would Short Circuit when uncle let Power down

Ned Kelly:
It's quite comical thinking that you're the type to make a difference 
When you’re called to complete a few tasks whilst I'm on a mission
Efficient in my vision, and I don’t mean to make a scene
But like the skin ‘round ya hand I’m about to break the seams 

Left your team in the dust so your boss could continue her destruction
While my name’s become iconic for putting a stop to corruption
A Gunslinger shooting sloppy shots isn't good I reckon
Everything’s bigger in Texas including the hole in ya head, dick

But I don’t think he’d understand, cause this lad seems quite dense
Yells “cheers” with a beer and calls that his defense
And how he still has any relevance is a bit of a mystery
Since the backstory of this cunts family is far more interesting 

And I’d know a thing or two about that, followed my father’s footsteps 
Would say the same for you, but he doesn’t have a foot left
Man was a walking forklift before his brains were scattered 
Cause I am Ned Kelly and you’re a dead bastard

The Engineer:
I don't think you know what you're getting into 
When you’re taking shot for no legs but that's exactly how the cops could get you
Either they be dead or imprisoned your family tree is broken
Seems that the noose wasn't the only thing that left you choking

Ya think roping your siblings into your mess makes you look tough
I mean ya got tons to spare, parents figured eight is enough
Aim a shot at your head, pull the trigger: you’re dead
And when Ned’s full of lead no way he's getting up again

Ned Kelly:
Oh don’t act like you're better than the rest of your crew
You see an obstacle in your way and now its a target to shoot
But when a Con crosses Kelly a mechanic’s getting caught in trouble
When the real life Iron Man leaves your machines as mere rubble

Oh now, don't get your overalls all twisted up mate
Even if displays of flames are what make you shit the place
And yes they hung me up but my legacy last beyond a fight
So hats off as his story meets its end, such is life

The Engineer vs Ned Kelly - TF2 vs Anything (ft. RNG and M!CAH)

Main Cast:
Cri as Pyro (Video) 
Swoldow as Pyro (Audio) 

Cri as Jacket (Video) 
Belle Beniko as Jacket (Audio) 
garbageGothic as Jacket’s recorder 

Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: M!CAH

Battle:

Pyro:
The fire burns like the sun nobody is safe to run 
Warning! Warning! for you this won't be fun
I strike up a match and things turn for the worst
But if you want to strike a match then I’ll let it all burn

It will only take a second to rip you open and spill your guts
But while killing a hobo you tipped over and went to spill your guts
Like Soldier with Zhanna you ain't getting any leisure
At least when I leave people shaking it’s fear, not fucking seizures 

Went into a losing battle with a band of men,
but was too quick to book it. Turned to abandonment
Was hauled off to safety by your friend to prevent your ends 
But since Beard was cut off you started smashing heads

I don’t care about no silent assassins I’ll turn your ass into grass quick 
Air blast back your attacks to make you disappear like it's magic
Like your girl in the bathroom, Left 4 Dead, man it’s tragic
That you had to get a PAYDAY 2 not get trashed like an addict

Jacket:
Do you know what time it is? Time to stop all of your rambling 
You may have heat but it’s nothing to the streets of Miami
A harbinger of death, but it’s simply just a rumor 
Cause he may not have cancer, but you're still your teams biggest tumor

You used to be leaving people questioning “Why’s Pyro cynical?”
But now all they can think of you is “Why Pyrocynical!”
It’s typical, but I find it ironic you can't spit hotter
So I’ll snuff this pyro’s flame leaving RED in the water

A mute mercenary maiming men begging for attention 
Yet this infantile infantry isn't meant to have a weapon
But with a finger on the trigger I'm prone to leave any ringer dead
Cause there's nothing stopping me even with a bullet through my head

Go ahead and turn off your fire before I get my guns and fire 
To leave the flames going higher Pyro’s burning as a pyre
Cause out of everyone on your team you're still the most useless member
So please exercise caution when aggravating my temper

Pyro:
You've been a hoax ever since the moment you were first deployed
Finished the objective of the movement that you wanted to destroy
But addressing the depressing acts they used to send a message
You’ll need more than 50 blessings to not leave this battle headless

Jacket:
Claim I’m a hoax while you’ve stayed as a joke
Just the trope of the foe meant to go as unknown
I go for the throat make you choke on your smoke
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Pyro vs Jacket - TF2 vs Anything (ft. Swoldow, garbageGothic, and Belle Beniko)

Cri as Dirty Bubble
JesseBoxVO as Smiler

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: 3ple and Cri
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Grasman
Special Thanks: 3ple, Michael Stark, Ace Music & MidgeCat

Dirty Bubble:
(Hahahaha!)
It is I! Dirty Bubble, the living plague
And I've been sent in to clean Sony's biggest stain
But your rep's more tainted, had a rift with Gene
Made like Twitter with Tweets, and tried to limit his speech 
That smile? I'll flip around that glee, you girlie
So sick like I gave you a wee bit of scurvy 
Have you drop out like each of your pearly whites
At once, my flow is clean and dirty
I hope the kid had a phone that was waterproof
Or else my whole job is moot, beaten by a drop or two
This emoticon had an emoter conned
Now that's dirty work, and I'm the one that's known for grot

Smiler:
(Mhm) Excuse me, you're gonna have to pause it
I'm too busy helping fans on which emoji to comment
I'm more of a star, and add in a fire
But you? Poop Daddy wouldn't have to retire (haha!)
So preachy, go back to your soapbox
I'll smack you, you'll go pop with the hand of my robot 
Got captured in old bottles and failed to stay sober
So don't talk about dirt, you have that in spades, floater
You wanna come and burst? Who has the worst defenses?
I've a firewall protector that outshines your surface tension
With a smiling girl the head of the entire world of text
You know my lines are the best, against this flying murk of mess 

Dirty Bubble:
You got a dirty look, I'll clean it up
With a one, two, then I'll beat 'ya up
Your rating's the max age, your fans are from weenie hut's
The only thing more whiter than you, are the teeth you front
They got a blondie at the square net sphere
Like I'm the bubble, but you're the airhead here 
I'm well delighted by this match
May we meet again in the Great Pacific garbage patch 

Smiler:
Hmmmmm, ignored. You're making me struggle
When speaking, I don't like waiting for bubbles (urrrgh)
You're not serving anything when you crumble under Krabs
You can scrub the deck for when I make a Bubble bloodbath
The host of a book club, and yet you got sent 
To the shelves of Nick, they left your plot on read
I'll escape your grip with a desktop pen top
So you can FINALLY get the point,(*clears throat*) the Emoji Popped

The Dirty Bubble vs Smiler - Bonuses By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO)

JustGamer as The Riddler

TaigaTonic as The Hijacker

Beat by: ENNWAY
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Additional Writing by: ENNWAY and ItsNugget
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Dilly!, Matt Raichous, SIR Rap Battles, and Rabi

The Riddler:
What do you get when you cross the top mind in Gotham
With a basement goblin who can’t face a problem
A broken dope fighting the woke for Coke
Who’s such a token Joker, that even it would shock him

Tried spreading a message but he couldn't confront it
Because no one seemed to care about his Dr. Whodunit 
And for with scheming through screens we’re one in the same,
But the button to change his channel is how they’re Catching my Waves

While I was running the streets of Gotham
He was running a stream that people weren't even watching
And I'm leaving marks without any question
He stooped in the news 'cuz he knew they'd forget him

But what I wonder’s on why it’s so odd to see
Him wear the face of anti-corp hiding with hypocrisy
So Riddle me this! If you're seeking to help
What's the point of the mask when you’re deceiving yourself

Max Headroom Highjacker:
Oh jesus…
You're a freaking nerd that's my conclusion
Just leave (groans) 
You've ranted on longer than my entire intrusion

I’m a Rap God and that verse was dog shit
But I guess it makes sense when you’re all Logic
Shined the spotlight on yourself cause you were one they weren’t watching
When you tried to topple the tops of Gotham, but botched it

You look down on the people cause you see them as dimwits
If you think you have a great mind, then you’re falling to your sickness
Should see a hospital if you're wanting answers
Zodiac ain’t the first time you’ve crossed paths with cancer

Achieved mass reception then had no repercussions
While your intellect only had you riddled with punches
Had feelings for your partner but it ended in a mess
Because your love is fading and I still see your X

The Riddler:
May have escaped the FBI’s attempts to follow you
But through the eyes of a mask you’ll find it's a hollow view
So go on and answer! I know you’re rather quick witted
Why would they care when you barely even did shit?

Though, congrats! You got away with it, i guess, so well played 
But sorry teach, you did that for dry video essays 
To find the freak on the screen not in the right headspace 
Who thought his cheeks were a scene good enough to collect fame

Now seen as a mockery so your glove is left dirty
Just a troll left alone talking more Bull than Swirsky
So when the World Greatest News comes and forget you just see it
Be considered just another time you’ve been left beaten

Max Headroom Highjacker:
(Hush!) You still got Questions to solve there rookie
Kidnapped Catwoman and still got no pussy
And claim my masterpiece was sad to see while you turn tots to tragedies
You need a Shining Knight in armour just to go back to sleep

Stopped breaking cases when he got a mace to the face 
And tried to become a Private Eye, but it was made into waste
Now whenever you’re outsmarted you're stuck in denial
Screaming “HOW’D YOU SOLVE MY GOOGLEABLE TRIAL”

So how about a change of pace and you answer my question
Who’s the man challenging his mind with more than depression
Creating new iterations to make his relevance stronger
That beats his story more to death than what he did his daughter

The Riddler vs The Max Headroom Incident - Rap Battle! Ft. JustGamer

Main Cast:
‪TheToppo as This Man (Audio)
‪Powerofdan‬ as This Man (Video)

‪Freshy Kanal‬ as The Smiling Man (Audio)
TaigaTonic as The Smiling Man (Video)

Beat by: Freshy Kanal
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Written by: Freshy Kanal, TaigaTonic, Powerofdan, and TheToppo
Thumbnail by: Powerofdan


This Man:
I’m a cryptid shipped across the globe, they send my pics in envelopes
I got you shiverin down your toes, let’s see the chicken cross the road
You’re just a little tale that will never amount to stardom
Smiling at the moon like you got a past in Arkham

People look at me and I leave their minds boggled
People look at you and think you're at the bottom of a bottle
Not a figment of imagination, so they glance harder
But I’m sure they will find me before you’d ever find a dance partner

The Smiling Man:
Hello there…This man should have stayed in bed
But if you wanna tango, I’ll be sure to break a leg

I’m patiently waiting for a stranger to wander late
Hop scotch on my pavement and I turn the chalk to body shapes
You’re playing awful games with people in a trauma state
By sloppily attaching your face with a constant copy paste

A hoax in cinema and a hoax in all of folklore
All your films went south, no wonder you preach to Go North
Forced yourself on every Wanted poster with a dead smile
When you're in my domain, then you’ll really be an X file

Busted out the cage, now the posterboy is targeted
Since the concrete jungle went bananas for guerilla marketing
Maybe those articles should follow news for next time
So push those eyebrows to your hair if you want better headlines

This Man:
You’ll lose sleep over me until your eyes are scuffed
A state of mind around the world, you can’t leave Iowa
I’ll chase you where the demons watch until you flee the block
I send folks to the therapist, but you look like you need a doc

Got no lover so now you go stalk the whole town
How’re you quick on your feet but still can’t get a hoedown
You make em leave the neighbourhood, we’re hardly equal
And your busking couldn’t make a buck, is that why you charge at people?

I give them their worst nights, you’re stuck on the curbside
I got sketched a million times, you’re sketchy on first sight
You dawn a daunting smile so you can mask all the screams
And strut the streets at night because this man is in your dreams

The Smiling Man:
You played a twisted game with unknowing contenders 
But your real life sightings aren’t much but REM-embers
Cops investigated your case across the country
And the unanimous conclusion was... that you’re ugly

Your face is in our heads yet no one knows who you are
Memories of this dream have been fading away since the start
Yet it pales in the moonlight, now there’s none left to save
You can dance with the devil while I waltz on your grave

The Smiling Man Vs Ever Dream This Man

Leo Barqui as Billy the Kid (Audio)
TaigaTonic as Billy the Kid (Video)

TaigaTonic as Ponyboy Curtis 

Written by: TaigaTonic, Dilly!, and Swoldow
Mixed by: Sir Rap Battles
Beat by 2Deep
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Dilly!, Shimario, and RaccoonBroVA

Billy the Kid:
Take two steps in the west and you’re already dead, kid.
'Cuz what’s a lowly novel to a criminal legend?
I whip out my pistol and kill corrupt cops in seconds
I'm a symbol of justice, but what are you representing?

Made by a student in high school who saw my life, got a lightbulb
And said “I’m gonna write!”, stole off this icon of time so
Wanna start a fight? Show me how strong’s your strike, go
And best grab that knife fo’ ya reach the end of the line Pone

You can't protect yourself from danger, or your friends for that matter
While if someone kills my men then I shoot that bastard after
Do the Soc’s job but my flow’s don't compare to what that ass pulled
That left Johnny seeing red like he was Bob-ing for apples

You put a saddle on your crew, and now without them Pony’s worthless
Carried by so many Peewees, they should call ya Cowboy Curtis
Pop a cap in you, kill 22, then finish your gang afterwards
So rap your verse, or you’ll end up like your parents, crashed and burned.

Ponyboy Curtis:
Gambling with a Greaser? Man you gotta be kidding me
This ain't Blackjack, makin' it to 21 ain't a winning streak
Tried to say you made it big, but homeboy you ain't thinkin' straight
I ain't the one who barely made it to the legal drinking age

Cut the alias, Bonney, you barked up the wrong tree
Life went full circle to your first heist: dirty laundry
Yeah, you made a reputation, but must've been pretty embarrassed
When you pulled a Bob Marley and fuckin' shot the nearest sheriff

And “legend”’s simply too true, you only dropped like eight people
Then folded back into hiding till pop went your weasel
Look, you're history, I'll be the first to let the camera shutter
Cause ‘least my drives with TB didn't end up killing my mother

And I don't know what exactly gets you respect in your county
Cause I think robbing and murder was only ranking up your bounty
But I understand you got yourself an image to defend
So you went home to your lover to get fucked by a friend

Billy the Kid:
Why don't you zip your lips and holster it, I’m sick of your shit talk
Might as well be Lincoln County, cause I'm the king of quick draws
Can't even beat your demons, so when against my gun
You're Gone With The Wind, like everything else you’ll run from

Thinking Pony’s really golden? Then I’ll tell you what’s up
He’s just an English assignment to be forgotten next month 
I made Death Row my bitch, escaped for months and stayed in hiding
While you couldn’t escape a damn church and keep Johnny from dying 

Ponyboy Curtis:
While I fought the Soc to keep Johnny's spirit alive
You were trying to fight to save your bro and yet you still let him die
So don't talk to me about not having the balls here to fight
Cause when I go for the throat, it's a prick ‘gainst a knife

My aim’s to Stay Golden, but ones aim was your burden
Cause only one thing was certain, Tunstall getting murdered
So this time I’ll be smoking you cause William, this show is done
It's set in stone The Kid’s only known for not growing up

Billy the Kid vs Ponyboy Curtis (The Outsiders) - Rap Battle! (Ft. Leo Barqui)

garbageGothic as Vena (Psychopomp)

Near as Eleanor (Subway Midnight)

Beat: U-Boat by Ihaksi
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Nooby and Syroquise 
Special Thanks: Shimario, Duckky, bubbydarkstar, Karbonic, Sketchy

Psychopomp:
I’m sick of the fucking noise so now I gotta scream at the fucking void
Stalking victims and playing with them like they were just a toy
I’m nailing those who cross me, while I go fulfill my vision
Leave you broken like the connections and body’s of your siblings! 
Cause you couldn't save them so you were driven mad. Now
stuck to the shadows cause you’re blending in the background 
They tried hiding the truth from me, and thought that I wouldn't mind it
Lying behind their fucking masks but now I leave them open minded

So stay quiet, I know your schtick, same cliche every story did
Lost someone close to them and now thinks murder as revenge is warranted
To fix their broken, lonely heart but can’t realize it doesn't work. Your
running from all of your fucking problems like it was fucking Subway Surfers

Fallen as a victim to the system now your riding 
off the back of all the cultists your creator put in hiding
I crushed The Head of Production and left The Queen dismembered too 
Treat you like the other sinners without a SINGLE SOUL TO REMEMBER YOU

Subway Midnight:
Easy with the tongue, Miss…. I don't really like your tone
You should know it’s not safe being on a track alone
Cause sunken souls can manage to paint more than dreams haunted
…and I made them all scream just because I wanted

You were daunted by voices but you wasn’t really hearing much
Just like Benny, craving praise but it was more than his dreams that was being crushed
They pumped you up with dopamine so you can reach the top unrivaled
But as each of the vessels break she just repeats another cycle

Search for your child, cause you were cursed with denial
And blew up your Biggest Fan and now it hurts just to smile
But as each day passes you are slowly forgotten
As a new Queen spreads her wings and you are what you tried stopping

The Dragonfly said to be a savior once birthed
But is more a mosquito sucking the life outta Blood Earth
So you can waste your days and continue to wander around
But if you wanna topple more catacombs I can help you underground

Psychopomp:
Sure that’d Be Nice to insight your torturous wreck
But I don't wanna take a ride on the Bi-Polar Express
Made more go missing cause when you were it wasn't brought to attention
Took a crack for a midnight snack cause you were starved for affection

But hadn’t managed to be fed, I’ll bash a hammer ‘gainst your head
And leave you swimming with the sharks until the fish finally rest
While I’m walking to Earth's center through the Mariana Trench
You ripped the souls out of their bodies ‘til they tore your own to shreds

Subway Midnight:
Starved… Like the Thraits at the bottom left rotting
Cause now it seems The Caldmen Four are the only ones watching 
So as you blossom know I left Rose to decay
Cause I kill Vermin Dogs that lead you astray

And you were let off your leash but you could barely manage
Cause you were down in the basement and couldn't do any damage
So don’t panic Vishneri, it's time we got off
Smile for the camera, this will be your final stop


[SCRAPPED] Subway Midnight vs Psychopomp - Rap Battle! (ft. Near & garbageGothic)

TaigaTonic as Ticci Toby
Reese Hsiao as Natsuki

Written by: TaigaTonic
Art by: Blast03 & 3ple
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Beat by: or.1ove
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Fightmarker, Dilly!, Gamingplush64 & Commander Jacob


Ticci Toby:
Motherfucking Ticci Toby! Back the fuck up you don't know me
Got 2 hatchets in my hands have the haters 6 feet below me
You burn bridges with your friends, I set the street ablaze and watch it grow
Cause I put holes in those who cross me like Tic-Tac-Toe 

Your friends are happy and you’re upset it isn’t you
So you start to get snappy until your eyes decide to ditch you too
Now come up short when next to Yuri, cause you think the problem is
They’re a cut above the rest like it’s another one on her wrist

Fuck cupcakes, you enjoy cooking up drama
Till you feel bad reading back on all of your issues like manga
And back yourself into a corner cause no one seems to give a fuck
Guess there's no hard pill to swallow since all you’ll do is throw it up

Natsuki:
Great we barely started, this is already the worst meeting
I don’t think a single one of your pasta’s deserves reading
Ugh! I hate horror, it's always the same bad clichés
Like your amassing hate cause everyone had left you Kastoway-ed 

Guess creators can’t be saved when it comes to breaking banks
Unless they’re painting Satan as some sort of Patron Saint
And now you fake a face cause you dwell on your past
So I guess that it makes sense your muzzle was turned to a mask

We all know eagles can fly but your migration was sloppy
Cause ever since you flew the coop you were a failure by proxy
Used to flock to a warm embrace, but now nobody can be your beach
Since when you had your head in the clouds, your sis wrapped ‘round a tree

Ticci Toby:
It just took one line of code for your love story to turn tragic
Best put down the pen ‘less you wanna be buried with that hatchet
You don't have a fucking spine, I can read between your ruses
Kept to the books cause father left you hard cover-ed in bruises

Bit off more than you could chew, guess that we’re both tongue in cheek
How do you keep so much on your plate and have no food to eat
So how ‘bout I make like your anorexic ass and drop it
Cause now I guess you can be just another skeleton in the closet
 
Natsuki:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! That's the only thing that they all want
Every creator wished for nothing but to have you gone
The fans keep trying to bring you back, I don't think that slop’s worth
When everyone you love is lost every time: like Clockwork  

Look at you- Pathetic- Ew- It's all in your head
The only life flashing before your eyes? Your sister’s last breath
So you follow the one entity who only aims to maim the truth
Now the voices in your head are the only ones to play with you

TaigaTonic

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