After another one of Tamsyn's awful ideas for a night out comes to an end, our danger duo are faced with a dilemma. Get a nightbus home, or pay for a cab. Sure, a nightbus is cheaper, especially with an Oyster card. But this time, Tamsyn & Charlie got more than they bargained/swiped for... the 666 to Hell.

Charlie & Tamsyn's Tales of the Unrelenting – TFHell

On his way to a court-appointed anger management course for his violent attitude towards the fairer sex, and the especially fair Tamsyn, the cowardly Charlie callously kills a woman in a tragic hit and run. The tragedy soon turns to TERROR when a bunch of stuff happens with a gypsy and a demon and a giant slug and weeping AIDS sores or something. Tamsyn's boobs get involved too. It's kind of hard to summaries, just listen to it. – Synopsis by Tamsyn, aged 29 ½. 

Charlie & Tamsyn's Tales of the Unrelenting – A Gypsy Curse

Tamsyn turns her back on her glamorous lifestyle to build a new career as a mad scientist/genius. All is going smoothly until Charlie’s idiotic curiosity and lack of basic social skills get the better of him and he wanders into her teleportation machine whilst dumbly gnawing on a raisin - turning him from a mildly agreeable acquaintance into a FURIOUS RAISIN-MAN. Synopsis by Tamsyn, aged 29 ½.

Charlie & Tamsyn's Tales of the Unrelenting – Raisin D'etre

If only I could turn back time. If only I could say what I still hide. if only I could turn back time. i would stay for the night. For the night.... Tamsyn buys a time-travelling popcorn machine. Rather than following Charlie’s suggestion to use it so he can molest himself as a child, our mentally-normal chums travel back to the night of Tamsyn's conception to finally solve the mystery of her father's true identity. Their only clue? his name was CHARLES. And he had annoying hair and lots of anger issues.

Charlie & Tamsyn's Tales of the Unrelenting – Pop to the Past

So a couple of years ago there was a film called the Human Centipede. This is in no way like that. For a start, a caterpillar is a different insect. For seconds, two people stitched together and mutilated in a gross way isn't a caterpillar. And believe it or not, our plot is ACTUALLY WORSE. But then again it is DEFINITELY TRUE. Damn you science. Anyway. Let it be a lesson to you. Don't take someone's word for it when they tell you it's the end of the world. Look outside. 

Charlie & Tamsyn's Tales of the Unrelenting – The Human Caterpillar

In space, no one can hear you improvise. So we recorded this unlikely encounter and decided that it needed to be heard by tens of people. That includes you. After winning a tour onboard a deserted space hulk, our unlikeable duo are confronted with a self aware cyborg. Mad Mandroid is his name, and guess what? He's VERY unreasonable. Tamsyn is still a bit of a slag. Charlie comes out on top in this one. This is extremely similar to Prometheus. Probably. But we got there first.

Charlie & Tamsyn's Tales of the Unrelenting – Mad Mandroid

Money Calm Bull Radio – Antagonise #1

A bump in the dark. A scream in the night. The clanging of alleyway dustbins. What if it’s not just an ordinary stabbing? What if it’s something to do with supernature and mystery stuff? Like Vampires and the female orgasm. Intrigued? You should be. 
 
Welcome to Charlie & Tamsyn’s Tales of the Unrelenting.

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