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this week we played LIFE IS STANGE game,
http://store.steampowered.com/app/319630/Life_is_Strange__Episode_1/
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[spoiler warning]: in this one we spoil pretty much everything in the game, and also some things that arent in the game

[trigger warning]: violence, sex violence/assault, suicide, homophobic slurs, uh, 9/11. everything that's in Life is Strange, and then some

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big time slime and i played life is strange, and its... a pretty cool game, to the point i stopped aggressively comparing it to blue is the warmest color after the second episode.

so we did this one because the new one came out a little while ago. probably not gonna play that one because "square anus" (lol, i mean enix) didnt bring back ashly burch (bless her heart, and voice) cause they wanted to use someone non-union. pretty unconscionable if you ask me, and don't go all hans hermann hoppe on the DMs about this, thamks.

in this one we talk about all five episodes, their gameplay, the jraphics, technocapital, teens, and the gayest kind of sexuality that exists: gay sexuality.

sorry there was something going on with my mic with this one, and the something going on with it is that, i had put it in uh, my ass. 

stay safe out there
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Talking Simulator Episode 002 - Life Strange, So What - Life is Strange Discussion and Analysis

002 - Life Strange, So What

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[trigger warning]: racism against italians, talking about samus aran in a horny-adjacent manner, sean is racist against furries in this one, sorry to our furry listeners :c

whats up guys long time no post. you can’t spell “oppression” without “depression” which is what we both have. ladies, enquire in my DMs as to why. fellas, you know how it is during no shit november. also we had to cut a bit because it was so outdated at this point from when we recorded lol

this episode bigtimeslime accuses me of being a furry in the same way criss angel is a mentalist. we talked nostalgia, samus aran as the lost primarch theory (actually we cut that because i didn’t like the intonation in my voice when i said “feather pubes”, it was way too horny on main) and hollow knight, which slapped hard.

one love, smoke weed, & my deepest condolences to all the pedophiles crushed by roy moore’s loss last night, and dont DM me to tell me what bug man means

-mood probiotic

When You Were Young cover and intro song by moodprobiotic
the song used in the intermission is Donkey Kong Goes To LA by the Jingle Punks

003 - Bughunter

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WARNING: massive spoilers for braid & the witness


this episode we had a no bars held trivium style deposition of jonathan blows game The Witness, & scored an explosive interview with the man himself. live from big time slimes table, we cut all the parts where i ate doritos into the microphone

woah just realized the witness is probably a dystopia about people who play on their ipads too much

one love & if you meet the buddha on the road, youve trained for this, you know what to do,

-mood probiotic

ending track and intro song by moodprobiotic

04 - This Aint Braid: An XXX Parody

in a digital limbo between barbarism and neofeudalism, three men discuss how wonderful it is that mario & sonic are still married after all these years

talking simulator podcast is an occasional video game discussion, an institution of narrative analysis, starting strength for versatile verbs, breakdowns of the ways in which removing two ribs to perfect the self suck was the OG oculus rift, & a convincing metaphor that video games are a really slow version of MKULTRA

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mood probiotic aka thomsen cummings
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