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Fuck you

I mean if there's a Slam mix we might as well go the full monty and bring the joke to a screeching halt right?

Shitpost Universe

Assle Crashers

*Purification in progress.

Did a little mashup of Pepper Steak from OFF and MEGALOVANIA from Undertale.  I actually quite like how it sounds, surprisingly enough.

Megalovania by Toby Fox, Pepper Steak by Alias Conrad Coldwood.

Enjoy.

Pepperlovania (Undertale vs OFF)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV4cqhbHToc&feature=youtu.be

Goodnight, sweet prince.

The joke is that I have bronchitis

This has 101 downloads how the FUCK is that possible

Abel sings about the state of memes to Smashmouth, who once told him an interesting story.

Over 50k people listened to this track. Wow. Love you people.

I Can't Fuck My Bees

Seriously, nobody thought about this?
(Sounds quite nice tho)

Youtube Link: https://youtu.be/8PAQ1XOropk
SiIvagunner Rip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRrAy90I980&ab_channel=SiIvaGunner

SSB (64) - Weather Forecast Menu

Nice Meems!

So, we all know there has been a massive influx of Mashup Albums being announced as of late. They're Everywhere! I even started Boulevard of Broken Memes last month,

Come join my Discord: https://discord.gg/C8CvNHq

Everyone's Mashup Cores

Boulevard of Broken Toys

my most popular track, now in highass quality & zero peaking (as well as a few other minor changes to improve quality).
happy 450 followers, as well as 50k plays on the original.
old version for comparison: https://soundcloud.com/knightofgames/ommg-oh-maymay-gee-hello-old-memes-old-version

OMMG - Hello, Old Memes REMASTERED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l8KVIMUZns

Uptown Patty

ive been informed that this picture of spongebob sucks

nice

Es fascinante 
Like, comenta y sigueme para mas 
 
Hecho por Omar varela:
https://soundcloud.com/omarvarelaofficial

youtube.com/watch?v=f_BtF6YdUaQ

Omar Varela - Scary-O

Very nice techno remix of the famous song MOON-Hydrogen its great i love it and i am very very proud of myself.

Måne-Väte (MOON-Hydrogen cover)

Rainbow Scatmambo

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

i'm not late to the mafia city bandwagon what are you talking about

Sources:

Halogen - U Got That
Valentino Khan - Pump

That's How U Work

This song was made by da games all credit goes to him

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