1973

1. East Coast Jazz Band - Resurrection Shuffle
2. East Coast Jazz Band - Superstition
3. John Huband Trio - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight

Music Live from Invercarse Hotel (excerpts)

Swish - Get On The Right Track Baby

performed by The King Brothers
from "There's No Business - Like Our Business", specially recorded for the Fifth Tupperware Distributors' Conference (London, 1967)

Lyrics:

Who's the happiest housewife in the kitchen?
The one with Tupperware on the shelf
I tell you any housewife finds that it's bewitchin'
It's light, it's bright, the price is right
And you can make some cash yourself

We're giving a party soon and you can come for free
So come along and see, we're sure that you'll agree

Chorus:
Tupperware, Tupperware
Is the finest kitchenware that was ever made
Tupperware, Tupperware
Fall in and join the Tupperware brigade

They've got a range of kitchen goods that are the best
Why don't you come along and put them to the test?
Once you've tried them you'll agree it's true
All the things that we are telling you

The Tupperware Brigade

1,000 years, 1,000 welcomes!

Take a trip to the Isle of Man.... in the comfort of your own home!

Visit the beach at Peel - hear the Tynwald in session - and learn how the Vikings were so impressed by Man that they "came to rape and pillage, but stayed to give us our parliament".

Isle Of Man 1979

Playtex presents Fight the Flab with Terry Wogan. This disc was free when you tried any 18-Hour bra, girdle or corselette.

Only 18-Hour garments are made with Spanette - an exclusive new fabric invented by Playtex. 

It has unique self-adjusting properties that give you the support and control you need exactly where you need it... and guarantees you a perfect fit.

Try firm control that's comfortable for hours.
(signed) Terry Wogan

Fight the Flab with Terry Wogan

The Vocal Eliminator - FREE Demonstration Record

The Vocal Eliminator

I don't have much information on this, other than that the Ferret Plugging Company were an 80s publicity firm who worked with Stiff records, and that many of these jingles are absolute belters.

Telephone Answering Jingles - Ferret Plugging Company

Sebastian - D.E.C.I.M.A.L.

Sharing terrible 20th century advertising records (i.e. vinyl records created to advertise things). All recordings/scans are from my personal collection.

Taras's Cabinet of Wonders

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