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[Verse 1 — rapid-fire]

“Smile more.”
“Calm down.”
“Don’t make this a thing.”
“Relax.”
“Chill out.”
“You’re imagining everything.”
He tosses out his one-liners
like fortune cookies for the dead —
every time he drops a brain cell
I just shrug:
yeah… that’s what HE said.

“Don’t overthink it.”
“It’s not that deep.”
“Girl, you’re so emotional.”
“Geez.”
He swears he’s the calm one,
but he’s fighting strangers on Reddit —
I tilt my head, tap my temple,
yeah… that’s what HE said.


---

[Pre-Chorus — snark lean-in]

He thinks he’s wise, he thinks he’s smooth —
babe, your wisdom comes pre-chewed.


---

⭐ [Chorus— crowd chant]

That’s what HE said —
and yeah, it tracks.
That’s what HE said —
I’m rolling my eyes in caps.
That’s what HE said —
boy, please.
Every line you drop
is a walking red flag in jeans.

That’s what HE said —
same script, same tone.
That’s what HE said —
you could carve it into stone.
That’s what HE said —
and honestly?
If that’s your best material,
babe — get a new routine.


---

[Verse 2 — escalates the stupidity]

“It was just a joke.”
“Don’t be so mad.”
“You know I didn’t mean it like that.”
“My bad.”
“You’re too sensitive.”
“Bruh, you’re intense.”
“Babe, you’re acting kinda
irrational again.”
He throws clichés like boomerangs
hoping I won’t see the thread —
I dodge, smirk, flick my hair,
and mutter:
that’s what HE said.

“Not all men.”
“You should take it as a compliment.”
“Let it go.”
“You’re making this unfortunate.”
He thinks he’s serving gospel
but it’s hot air, half-baked, misread —
I sip my drink and deadpan:
mmhmm… that’s what HE said.


---

[Pre-Chorus 2]

He keeps dropping wisdom
that no woman ordered —
like a lecture from a guy
who can’t even find the border.


---

⭐ [Chorus — repeat, bigger]

That’s what HE said —
and yeah, it tracks.
That’s what HE said —
I’m rolling my eyes in caps.
That’s what HE said —
boy, please.
Every line you drop
is a walking red flag in jeans.

That’s what HE said —
same script, same tone.
That’s what HE said —
you could carve it into stone.
That’s what HE said —
and honestly?
If that’s your best material,
babe — get a new routine.


---

[Bridge — the intelligence checkmate]

Funny how every “he said”
is something I outgrew at sixteen.
Funny how every “she said”
is something sharp you’ve never seen.
You call it logic, babe,
but it’s fear dressed up in lead —
all puffed up and paper-thin…
yeah —
that’s what HE said.


---

⭐ [Final Chorus — nuclear, stacked vocals]

That’s what HE said —
and yeah, it tracks.
That’s what HE said —
I’m rolling my eyes in caps.
That’s what HE said —
boy, please.
Every line you drop
is a walking red flag in jeans.

That’s what HE said —
same script, same tone.
That’s what HE said —
you could carve it into stone.
That’s what HE said —
and honestly?
If that’s your best material,
babe — get a new routine.

That’s what HE said!
(crowd scream)

That's What He Said

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