TBD's Funniest Home Audios; Volume 3

TBD: GET WILD!

For our third event of 2025, we told our artists to create remixes of any tracks they would like from one of our previous compilations! Alongside encouraging that our artists send the stems for their previous TBD tracks, we also encouraged them to create and submit as many remixes as they wanted!! The end result was the creation of this incredible compilation of remixes, and we couldn't be more proud of how it turned out!!

Album cover designed by @sioda_ie and edited by @jishisonline!

TBD: Run It Back!

This April, we are bringing back our classic Megasong for another edition! 

We gave our artists the key of E Major and the bpm of 165 and this is the result! Everyone worked incredibly hard and we are so excited to share the newest iteration of this event! 

With a Megasong amount of love, THE TBD TEAM!!! :3 <3

[CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS]
@socksedm [0:00 - 0:46]
@alaskasargent [0:46 - 1:33]
@expathmia [1:33 - 2:08]
DJ teebydeeby [2:08 - 2:31]
@irislr [2:31 - 3:18]
DJ teebydeeby (cont.) [3:18 - 3:41]
@fuckitimjem [3:41 - 4:16]
@jishisonline [4:16 - END]

(Full megasong transitioned, mixed, and mastered by @jishisonline)

(Album cover designed by @fuckitimjem)

The TBD Megasong; Third Edition

TBD: DANCE OFF!

[LYRICS]

[dc98]
oh my god you're beautiful
sitting right there
not even a care

i got all my best clothes on
just in case you came along
but something you said
made me question it

i fell asleep in your arms
thinking about things that we did
you are my everything
but good things sometimes they just end

knew it would be me and you
'til the day we die
but something could go wrong
i can’t bring myself to wonder why

[quare]
yeah, i fell asleep in your arms 
and when I woke up you were gone
i thought i knew you better 
but it turns out i was wrong
when I was lost in the woods, i was looking for you
but you just drove me deeper, and i know now it wasn’t true

i’ve gotta retrace my steps
i was setting out on a quest
and what I’m looking for now
is a way out
you sang me a lullaby
to ease me in to all your lies
because i find you in the morning and
you left me in the night

dc98, quare, & jish! - lullaby

jish! - city stroll 1989

TBD MEGASONG; FIRST EDITION TRACKLIST:
0:00 - 0:41 - Jem
0:34 - 1:16 - a.pathrose
1:09 - 1:50 - Transplant & taylor may
1:43 - 2:24 - Pitchbend Products
2:24 - 2:56 - dannydevito9
2:56 - 3:30 - quququinny
3:23 - 4:04 - w/lve
3:57 - 4:37 - lucypawz
4:32 - 5:06 - JAYOVSN
5:00 - 5:33 - jish!
5:33 - 6:12 - silkscarf
6:05 - 6:43 - pretty, depressed
6:37 - 7:18 - jish! & JAYOVSN

[LYRICS]

[lucypawz]
My brain always says life's over
But my heart's never felt that way at all
I think of life as a four leaf clover,
and I'm the grassy patch it's sitting in. 
The goodness is inside of me, I know it, 
And it fills my heart with pride, 
Because I know deep down inside, 
That I'm the greatest thing alive!

[JAYOVSN]
Ha, she's so sorry
Ha, she's so sorry (MEOW)
Too many people keep calling me
Block the numbers and solve the beef
OTT gotta hold on me
While I be singing like Jodeci
Listen bitch don't talk to me
Yea yea don't talk to me
Came in this bitch like sodomy
Yea yea like sodomy
Tried to get my ninth degree
But shit I had to pee
My innocence was lost in the east
But fck it lets play some Cardi B
If you seen shit I had to see
You wouldn't ever ever wanna be like me

[silkscarf]
I am only alive
I am only alive
I am only alive
In the freefall

[JAYOVSN]
(Hey, hey, hey hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey)
And now
You seem very tired
You're not that inspired
Hooh
And now, you seem very tired (I know, I know)
You're not that inspired (I know, I know)
Ooh (I know, I know)
Hooh

During May, we sat down and thought about how we could create a unique event unlike any of our previous ones. With an idea given by Micah Callari, we settled on the first ever TBD megasong!!

We gave our artists the specifications to make a song in the key of D Major at 140 BPM, with an entire week to create their submissions, and this is the result! We want to give special thanks to @jishisonline, who combined everybody's submissions into the final version of the megasong! We hope you all enjoy TBD's first ever megasong, and we look forward to potentially hosting more events like this in the future!!

With love, The TBD Team! <3

(Full megasong transitioned, mixed, and mastered by @jishisonline)
(Album cover designed by @/disk_motif on twitter)

The TBD Megasong; First Edition [ARTISTS IN DESC.]

R.I.P. SOPHIE

[lyrics]

Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial

Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
Immaterial boys, immaterial girls
Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
We're just, im-ma-ma-material (I could be anything I want)
Immaterial, immaterial boys (anyhow, anywhere)
Immaterial girls (any place, anyone that I want)
Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
We're just...

You could be me and I could be you
Always the same and never the same
Day by day, life after life
Without my legs or my hair
Without my genes or my blood
With no name and with no type of story
Where do I live?
Tell me, where do I exist?
We're just...

Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
Immaterial boys, immaterial girls
Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
We're just, im-ma-ma-material (I could be anything I want)
Immaterial, immaterial boys (anyhow, anywhere)
Immaterial girls (any place, anyone that I want)
Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
We're just...

I was just a lonely girl in the eyes of my inner child
But I could be anything I want and no matter where I go
You'll always be here in my heart
Here in my heart, here in my heart
I don't even have to explain
Just leave me alone now
I can't be held down
I can't be held down

Immaterial girls, immaterial boys (I could be anything I want)
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys (I could be anything I want)
Immaterial girls (anyhow, any place)
Immaterial boys (anywhere, anyone)
Immaterial girls (any form, any shape)
Immaterial boys (anyway, anything, anything I want)

Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
Immaterial boys, immaterial girls
Im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
We're just, im-ma-ma-material (I could be anything I want)
Immaterial, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
We're just, im-ma-ma-material (I could be anything I want)
Immaterial, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, im-ma-ma-material, immaterial
We're just...

Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys
Immaterial girls, immaterial boys

SOPHIE - Immaterial (silkscarf & jish! remix)

For July's event, we decided to follow the suggestion of multiple members in TBD and create another megasong in a style similar to the telephone game, where each group passes their submission to the next group, allowing them to build off of what has already been made. We are so unbelievably proud of how this one has turned out, and we hope you all enjoy listening!! 

With love, the TBD team! :3 <3

[LYRICS]

[mentholgrrl]
it's a friday
i'm on my phone
i'm makin' texts, i'm makin' calls
i'm postin' mid, i'm playin' 8ball (yuh)
kids these days are always on they dang phoooooone
this charger cord got so many watts
just ate hot chip and lied to the cops 

[taylor may]
iphone at home
crazy call me psycho
bitch from glasgow
one tap that a deathblow
i make dough, bozo
i hold that shit in escrow
you may win this, yes no?
you are just a mess thooooooooo
gonna be making up bands
yet i still got some time for my fans
bitch you really wanna catch these hands?
guess so but i already got some plans
chilling in my bed on my iphone
CHILLING IN MY bed ON MY IPHONE
yeah

[th13teen]
We’re on telephone in this bitch
Gotta let em know in this bitch
Fuck your XBox and your switch
Subway Surfers on my shit
I play 8ball, I beat Jish
I’m the champion of this shit
I’m the champion of this shit
I’m the champion of this shit
I got tbd on my team
I play putt party so clean
Gotta let em know what I mean
I’m the champion of this shit
And Among Us on my screen
Looks like Champion in this bitch
I’m the champion of this shit
I’m the champion of this shit

[GROUPS]

GROUP 1 (0:00 - 1:04)
~ mentholgrrl
~ taylor may
~ a.pathrose
~ ryptage

GROUP 2 (0:55 - 2:02):
- plushyplasma
- samuil keyes (cheerleader)
- CRIM$ON

GROUP 3 (2:02 - 2:53):
- th13teen
- quququinny
- fae jr.
- leumas

GROUP 4 (2:53 - 4:43):
- bevel (2:53 - 3:21)
- eris mirror (3:21 - 3:48)
- john pork (3:48 - 4:10)
- pitifulrock (4:10 - 4:43)

GROUP 5 (4:43 - 7:29):
- jish!
- silkscarf
- expathmia

album cover designed by @/disk_motif on twitter
full telephone song mastered by @jishisonline

THE TBD TELEPHONE

[LYRICS]

[Verse 1]
The sun hangs low, the nights are getting long
Days of gold, they are almost gone
I felt a breeze; the sky is painted black
Everything's gray, now all the pain is back

[Pre-Chorus]
So I try to chase the summer sky
But every sunset says goodbye
The light won't be able to save me tonight

[Chorus]
So take me back to when I felt alive
Before the colors all drained from the sky
I'm burning out, no fire left to fight
Summer's over, and so am I
(So am I)
(So am I)
(So am I)

[Verse 2]
The nights are cooling down, but I'm burning from inside
I'm lost within myself, with nowhere left to hide
I'm tired of chasing dreams, I don't have the drive
Thought the warmth would heal my heart but I don't wanna be alive

[Pre-Chorus]
So I try to chase the summer sky
But every sunset says goodbye
The light won't be able to save me tonight

[Chorus]
So take me back to when I felt alive
Before the colors all drained from the sky
I'm burning out, no fire left to fight
Summer's over, and so am I
(So am I)
(So am I)
(So am I)

fae jr. - chasing summer

[LYRICS]

There's a feeling inside of my gut that I just can't explain
I'm suffocating underneath the pressure I have put in place
 
Because I loved him
And once I had him
He treated me just like the others had before
He ripped my heart wide open
Then he slammed the door
And good God, I loved him
That's why I just can't ignore
The way I feel
 
Right now
 
I throw the chips across the table, money wasted on charades
I took a flight and now she laughs at all my songs in isolation
 
Because I loved her
And once I had her
She treated me just like no other had before
Like I'm an irritant
Down to the skin and bone
And good God, I loved her
That's why I just can't ignore
The way I feel
 
Heartbreaker, don't come running back to me
Rely on your pride while you get high next week
Heartbreaker, don't come running back to me
You're now only useful for turning grief into streams
Heartbreaker, don't come running back to me
Rely on your pride while you get high next week
Heartbreaker, don't come running back to me
I skipped right past you selling out D.C.
 
You're nothing to me

Alaska Sargent - the way i feel (heartbreaker)

[artist's description]

This song is a very smooth, slow, neo-soul adjacent ballad with only four main sounds. There are groovy drums, with a delicate bassline, rhodes, and vocals layered over top.

[lyrics]

I'm in the city
Hope you'll come with me
Meet me at 10th street
I'll be pretty

10th street calls me for my name
It numbs like novacaine
I'll wash away that pain
Replace it with my fate

We don't need nothing crazy,
We've had enough of that lately
The intersection don't faze me,
They drive through me at 80

I'm in the city
Hope you'll come with me
Meet me at 10th street
I'll be pretty

I remember tenth street
Way before the high rise
Cracked sidewalks
On the corner where the time lies
Urban sprawl
Embezzled in the timeline
Local turn arterial
Blink before the sunrise

10th street calls me for my name
It numbs like novacaine
I'll wash away that pain
Replace it with my fate

I'm in the city
Hope you'll come with me
Meet me at 10th street
I'll be-

Amaru - 10th Street (feat. R0S3BVD !)

[artist's description]

The song is honestly pretty sad thematically but it's something I personally went through and making this song was kind of symbolic of having closure to that. Like I know what happened on my end of the story, I did my part of the healing. The scar is still there but like, I know why and how it happened, enough so that I was able to make a song about it. So even if the song and its topic might not be calm or peaceful, it does symbolize it. A kind of bittersweet peace, I guess.

[lyrics]

You made a soul and left it to rot
You crafted a canvas but didn't bother to paint it
And now this thing, so pure, devoid of dirt and blood
So lost, so alone, its mother is off somewhere else
I guess it'll have to raise itself
But I bet it'll always wonder what scared her away

bevel - I bet it'll always wonder

i like to think i'm a silly cat :3
also theres samples from Benn Jordan, Hollow Knight, and Fisher Price toys.

silkscarf - Every fish comes with a price.

the thought of pokemon trainers becoming rappers/drainers is kinda funny

[LYRICS]

got that elixir in my system
tryin to kill it right now

Revive addiction
Elixir in my system
I'm a big shot from Varidian 
What's up my dudes I'm tryna make it to the top (uh, uh)
Passing gyms like I don't see the sun
Give me something to believe I'm way too far gone
You clocked my ditto now imma watch you as you scream out
Eat my ass I'm gonna switch and knock your team out
Take your cash and hit the PC for my Exploud (blah blah blah)
Fuck, and I mean it yuh
You gon' see me yuh
In the city yuh
Boom Boom
Give me all ur master balls
or in the head, pow pow
I'll smack you (Boom boom boom)
You a bitch now suck my dick
Brand new pokedex on my wrist
Use your thunderbolt, that shit missed
There goes pikachu with my blick (boom boom boom)

lil star ali - ELIXIR (ft. Trainer777)

random beat i made that uses minecraft parody acapellas and also bladee be nice 2 me :)

jish! - don't be nice 2 me at night in my fallen kingdom

quinny is a joke, so decrees jessica

produced by nocturnnne
additional drums by mentholgrrl
vocals by nocturnnne, mentholgrrl, quququinny, and jessica may

[verse 1: mentholgrrl]
i don't shoot weaponry, i shoot bad guys
lookin' at a bad bitch, gonna french her like some fries, oh yuh
never been to five guys, never played five nights
still bump living tombstone, that's my god given right

[verse 2: nocturnnne]
that's my god given right
drake took a perc and he was out like a light
i ordered a burger and now i'm abt to bite
met up with your mom, acting sweet & polite
met up with your mom and i said hi girl, whatsup?
sipping ceru-lean, i got blue in my cup
ellie, quinny, jade, ijello goin up
they call me the goat, but i bark like a pup

[verse 3: quququinny]
and i bark like a pup, lollapalooza, my econ go up
like the sun, i start a gofundme, now these bitches will stop making fun of me
yuhh, they're really mean, i just wanna dance and count up my green
bitch for me the blue angels fly, and for you infrastructure dies
ugh, the mayor's hitting up my line, she said "damn girl your moves are fine" 
she said "there's no place i'd rather dine", she said "pays to be immunocompromised"
i'm laying off the staff, cashing in their checks
nobody knows my name, hero they all need

[bridge: jessica may]
yeah i'm a family guy, rollin' in cash with no family, why
climbing up ladders, high, don't ask me why, yeah i'm a family guy
peter and meg and lois, chris, stewie, brian
they ain' know i'm lying, i ain' a family guy 

[verse 4: mentholgrrl]
strut down the street, i'm a beautiful mess, uh
patterns on patterns, catch me in the tall grass, uh
creature with a craving for some billionaire flesh, uh
flip and crack your spine like its an ishowspeed desk

[outro: Dan Hentschel]
so, here's a hot take-

iJello Paroetdy S - needabeat

the track is a campy parody of old survival horror games where all of the "scary monster sounds" are replaced with old fashioned cartoon sound effects and whimsical laughter 

eris mirror - Dead Serious 2: No Laughing Matter (Goofy Survival Horror)

[ARTIST DESCRIPTION]

ive always wanted to make dubstep but never rlly did cus i sucked at sound design but then the past few days ive been learning a lot about sound design and stuff so i gave it another shot and ended up with a little 15 second demo that i extended into what is now my submission. this is my first time making this kind of music pretty much

bevel - Do_u_feel_it_too_demo_v1.wav

[ARTIST DESCRIPTION]

its wild that i submitted

Jem - pianokeyboard

[LYRICS]

Hello
From outside in
I cried and I didn’t know it exists
Tonight
I dive myself in
Side of a hole that is encasing in

Oh no
I lost it all
Fall inside these endless walls
Ohh
No way back home
Shadows whisper, but i’m all alone
Ooh whoah

I’m exhausted
Can’t control this
All these moments
I don’t know man
All it depends
Call your friends and
Make amends man

All the rest
Dies in this
Fall into
Sad unrest
Fading fast
Lost in mist
Shattered hopes
Can’t resist
Silent cries
Cold abyss
Chasing dreams
I always miss

Feeling lovestruck tryna get to you
It’s true
It’s true

I, I'm done
I, I'm done
I, I'm done
I, I'm done

expathmia, ivy earthworm, & JAYOVSN - I found this demo from a landfill in north dakota 11.2.2014

expathmia & ivy earthworm - EFFIE (demo)

[ARTIST DESCRIPTION]

Decided to try a couple new things out for this track, including recording vocals for the first time in a while!!!

[LYRICS]

don't ever call my phone
i just wanna be alone
alone, i just wanna be alone
alone, alone
so don't ever call my phone (my phone)

flash backward, when i was a teen
got my first number, it came with a screen (hey yo)
feelin so alive, or so it seemed
little did i know that shit would ruin everything (oh no)
turns out, the number was old though
got a couple texts, like "kathrine, where did you go?"
please, you got the wrong one, but they just keep on
callin me, textin me, botherin me, and i'm so fucking done

i'm not pickin up that phone
just tryna get some sleep and now you won't leave me alone (oh no)
walkin through my room, like where'd it go?
hangin up before i could decline you on my own (oh no)
i don't wanna pick it up
not another spam call, i'm like what the fuck, oh no
answerin machine like, hey what's up?
stumblin my words, nah i think i'll just hang up, the

phone, my phone
no don't ever call my phone,
my phone, my phone
i just wanna be alone
alone, alone
i'm not even that well-known
well-known, alone
so DON'T EVER CALL MY PHONE!

i'm not pickin up that phone
even when i need to, i get scared of dial tone (oh no)
i just get too worried on my own
parents make appointments for me, yeah it's sad i know
i don't wanna pick it up
i get fuckin anxious when i talk, yeah i get stuck
AuDHD, i'm outta luck
damn i'm just not built for this so i never pick up, my

phone, my phone
no don't ever call my phone,
my phone, my phone
i just wanna be alone
alone, alone
i'm not even that well-known
well-known, alone
so don't ever call my phone

jish! - DON'T CALL MY PHONE

[ARTIST'S DESCRIPTION]

I played guitar on this song. Never recorded or even played guitar before but I nicked one from a studio and played here. Was a really fun experience!

[LYRICS]

If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit

Shh, what? I hear the devil
Back of my mind I think I’m going mental
All that I care about is upping levels
So bitch, if you’re with this shit then push the pedal
I do this shit on different instrumentals
You ain’t got that dog in you, you’re in a kennel
Back in the day bitch I was placing fennel on shelves
Now I’m stacking bands and swinging medals
I’m coming back to the game now I run it
They're singing in choirs and they're sounding the trumpets
I got these beats in my hands and I love it
I see it, I want it, I get it, I got it
Pieces of puzzles, I’m taking these nothings
And turning them into cacophonous somethings
I’m in that mode, got my hands on the globe
While they cope and they mald, is that so unbecoming?
Working on the weekend, okay okay okay
Sent him off the deep end, okay okay okay
Stars are in alignment
Tell me what the time is
Before you drop the pretense, okay okay okay

If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit

Looking at other skies
And I don’t give a fuck bout the other guy
And the wind yeah it sways and it blows, but the whip is so low
That you can’t see the underside
I been wondering why you’ve been acting defensive but I think I’m coming to understand
Your career is a pile of spaghetti and marshmallows all held in place by a rubber band
I could take your advice on the other hand, you need to talk to you barber
Young boys these days are dumb, they got me quoting April Harper
And I don’t do conversation, I just lean back and aim for the target
Then i chill with my guys at a pub, play with the cards, sip on a lager
You could write me a ten page essay, I don’t give a fuck, you’re still just a larper
Yeah

If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit
If the whole world fails me, shit
Both hands on the wheel can't tell me shit

Th13teen - hands on the wheel

[LYRICS]

[Intro: ryptage]
(Uh, uh, read the byline)
(You g-gettin all mad from the sidelines)
(U-uh, y-you DMin' me on my time)
(1, 2, 3, 4—)
Uh

[Chorus: ryptage]
Uh, uh, read the byline
You g-gettin all mad from the sidelines
U-uh, y-you DMin' me on my time
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, count the buildings in the skyline
Cosine, hit you 1-2-3 and grab a cosign
Low-life, you the type of person to be pro-life
Grifter takin' money from the opposition, no life
Now you postin' vents on public Twitters, check your home life

[Verse 1: ryptage]
I don't really think about it anymore
It's a big ass world for such a little ass chore
I don't need your love, I got my people runnin' 'round me and they only wantin' more
And they only wantin'— uh, uh
And they only wantin' me
Fuck the institution, run the HQ up with all my team
Fuck it, fuck it, drop the loc', send me the names, give me the deets
This is mutual, I ain't doin' nothin' for some self-esteem

[Break: jish!]
Y-y-you are locked in to ryptage (Fuck, haha)

[Chorus: ryptage]
Uh, uh, read the byline
You g-gettin all mad from the sidelines
U-uh, y-you DMin' me on my time
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, count the buildings in the skyline
Cosine, hit you 1-2-3 and grab a cosign
Low-life, you the type of person to be pro-life
Grifter takin' money from the opposition, no life (Uh, go)
Now you postin' vents on public Twitters, check your home life (Go, go)

[Verse 2: ryptage]
Huh, huh, huh (Go, go)
World be movin' too fast, I gotta take a breath to slow down (Breath to slow down)
Agreements got terms attached, I gotta take a sec' to show out (Sec' to show out)
ian did this flow first but at least I'm respectin' pronouns (Respectin' pronouns)
If you ain't then I got my siblings here to throw down (Here to throw down)
Three behind you, one got an SMG to mow down (She gon' mow down)
One got a pepper spray, she aint gon' miss, got no doubt (She got no doubt)
They ain't gonna get a chance to see you in your hometown (In your hometown)

[Outro: ryptage]
Huh
Go, go

jish! - dreams of another garden (ryptage flip)

[LYRICS]

sight
bounce
sight
bounce
sight
bounce
sight
bounce
sight
bounce

JAYOVSN - Sight (DJ teebydeeby flip)

pitifulrock - cut shapes out of paper do it now (ivy earthworm mix)

[LYRICS]

cant beleve you stuck around
and we even finished something
this is feeling better than ever
think we have a chance at lasting

cant beleve you stuck around
been waiting for it all to crumble
if i crashout will you be there
pull me out from all the rubble

do i even care at all
waiting for it all to fall

and i never thought id get this far so
how do you do this

JAYOVSN - Sight (Jem Flip)

[LYRICS]

In the ocean, you cried to me
I can see
I can
In the open, you lied to me
I can see
I can see

Its ight, Its ight, Its ight
Its mine, this heart of mine
I wont let it get away
I'm only here to-
Two minutes out
Two minutes in
Holding my hair
Holding my wrists
Trying to get bit
All on my shit
Minding my 'biz
Its the time of the year
Trying to get down on my hair
'98 in the can
Ion know I don't really care

In the ocean, you cried to me
I can see
I can
In the open, you lied to me
I can see
I can see

JAYOVSN - In the ocean (demo) (ivy earthworm remix)

[LYRICS]

no, don't ever call my phone
i just wanna be alone, alone
i just wanna be alone, alone, alone
so don't ever call my phone, my phone

flash backward, when i was a teen
got my first number, it came with a screen (hey yo)
feelin so alive, or so it seemed
little did i know that shit would ruin everything (oh no)
turns out, the number was old though
got a couple texts, like "kathrine, where did you go?"
please, you got the wrong one, but they just keep on
callin me, textin me, botherin me, and i'm so fucking done

i'm not pickin up that phone
just tryna get some sleep and now you won't leave me alone (oh no)
walkin through my room, like where'd it go?
hangin up before i could decline you on my own (oh no)
i don't wanna pick it up
not another spam call, i'm like what the fuck, oh no
answerin machine like, hey what's up?
stumblin my words, nah i think i'll just hang up, the

phone, my phone
no don't ever call my phone,
my phone, my phone
i just wanna be alone
alone, alone
i'm not even that well-known
well-known, alone
so DON'T EVER CALL MY PHONE!

i'm not pickin up that phone
even when i need to, i get scared of dial tone (oh no)
i just get too worried on my own
parents make appointments for me, yeah it's sad i know
i don't wanna pick it up
i get fuckin anxious when i talk, yeah i get stuck
AuDHD, i'm outta luck
damn i'm just not built for this so i never pick up, my

phone, my phone
no don't ever call my phone,
my phone, my phone
i just wanna be alone
alone, alone
i'm not even that well-known
well-known, alone
so don't ever call my phone

jish! - DON'T CALL MY PHONE (socks. & jish! remix)

[LYRICS]

I'm having a bad bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steam rolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad bad day
If you take it personal that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Despicable me

I'm having a bad bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steam rolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad bad day
If you take it personal that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Despi-i-i-icable me

huh, Despi-i-i-icable me
huh, Despi-i-i-icable me
huh, Despi-i-i-icable me
huh, Despi-i-i-icable me
huh, Despi-i-i-icable me
huh, Despi-i-i-icable me
huh, Despi-i-i-icable me

you don't understand
I don't want no other man
I spend all my serotonin on you

you don't understand
I don't want no other man
I spend all my serotonin on you

you don't understand
I don't want-
Steam rolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad bad day
If you take it personal that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Despicable me

I'm having a bad bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steam rolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad bad day
If you take it personal that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Despicable me

I'm having a bad bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steam rolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad bad day
If you take it personal that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Despicable me

I'm having a bad bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steam rolling whatever I see, huh
Despicable me
I'm having a bad bad day
If you take it personal that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Despicable me

leumas - downright despicable (leumas remix)

[LYRICS]

got that elixir in my system
tryin to kill it right now

Revive addiction
Elixir in my system
I'm a big shot from Varidian
What's up my dudes I'm tryna make it to the top (uh, uh)
Passing gyms like I don't see the sun
Give me something to believe I'm way too far gone
You clocked my ditto now imma watch you as you scream out
Eat my ass I'm gonna switch and knock your team out
Take your cash and hit the PC for my Exploud (blah blah blah)
Fuck, and I mean it yuh
You gon' see me yuh
In the city yuh
Boom Boom
Give me all ur master balls
or in the head, pow pow
I'll smack you (Boom boom boom)
You a bitch now suck my dick
Brand new pokedex on my wrist
Use your thunderbolt, that shit missed
There goes pikachu with my blick (boom boom boom)

lil star ali - ELIXIR (ft.Trainer777) [plushyplasma remix]

[LYRICS]

alone, alone, i just wanna be alone
alone, alone, so don't ever call my phone
my phone

flash backward, when i was a teen
got my first number, it came with a screen (hey yo)
feelin so alive, or so it seemed
little did i know that shit would ruin everything (oh no)
turns out, the number was old though
got a couple texts, like "kathrine, where did you go?"
please, you got the wrong one, but they just keep on
callin me, textin me, botherin me, and i'm so fucking done

i'm not pickin up that phone
just tryna get some sleep and now you won't leave me alone (oh no)
walkin through my room, like where'd it go?
hangin up before i could decline you on my own (oh no)
i don't wanna pick it up
not another spam call, i'm like what the fuck, oh no
answerin machine like, hey what's up?
stumblin my words, nah i think i'll just hang up, the

phone, my phone
no don't ever call my phone,
my phone, my phone
i just wanna be alone
alone, alone
i'm not even that well-known
well-known, alone
so DON'T EVER CALL MY PHONE!

i'm not pickin up that phone
even when i need to, i get scared of dial tone (oh no)
i just get too worried on my own
parents make appointments for me, yeah it's sad i know
i don't wanna pick it up
i get fuckin anxious when i talk, yeah i get stuck
AuDHD, i'm outta luck
damn i'm just not built for this so i never pick up, my

phone, my phone
no don't ever call my phone,
my phone, my phone
i just wanna be alone
alone, alone
i'm not even that well-known
well-known, alone
so don't ever call my phone

jish! - DON'T CALL MY PHONE 2 (jish! VIP)

jish! - PERIL in the fae queen's courtyards! (Jem Flip)

[LYRICS]

healthy vitals
it's all a cycle
missed one recital
there's something new, and my world decays again

clarity lost inside the distortion
feeling like i gotta change just to fit in
kill the part of me that cries out "no!"
guess i'm stagnant if that's what it means to grow
and yelling at each other isn't friendship to me
the same old shit likes to trickle down vc
dearie me
took a peek thru my emotions wrapped 
and discomfort's number one at the top of my screen

healthy vitals
it's all a cycle
missed one recital
there's something new, and my world decays again

i'm waiting for this moment to pass
never been a fan of living in the past
now i lie between the meadow and the grass
at an impasse, i just feel trapped
concrete growing into my bones
buried deep beneath the sound of my headphones
hold onto these feelings of my own
i've never felt so alone
i've never felt so alone

ruined vitals
stuck in a cycle
friend group survival
i'm strapping in, as my world decays again

ivy earthworm - the sun is only as bright as you envision it to be (mentholgrrl & irselr remix)

[LYRICS]

Every time that you leave my house
I fear that your truck flips, or crashes
I'm always assuming the worst
It's not healthy to be so fucking anxious and desperate
My train of thought always derails

expathmia & pretty, depressed - Sunrise (iwontbeafraid) [pitifulrock disgusting noises edition]

ivy earthworm - the sun is only as bright as you envision it to be (pitifulrock sun twice over easy version)

[LYRICS]

[JAYOVSN]

(Hey, hey, hey hey hey, hey, hey hey, hey)
And now
You seem very tired
You're not that inspired
Hooh
And now, you seem very tired (I know, I know)
You're not that inspired (I know, I know)
Ooh (I know, I know)
Hooh

jish! - setaphyta (feat. JAYOVSN) [expathmia flip]

This April, we are bringing back our classic Megasong for another edition! 

We gave our artists the key of E Major and the bpm of 165 and this is the result! Everyone worked incredibly hard and we are so excited to share the newest iteration of this event! 

With a Megasong amount of love, THE TBD TEAM!!! :3 <3

@socksedm [0:00 - 0:46]
@alaskasargent [0:46 - 1:33]
@expathmia [1:33 - 2:08]
DJ teebydeeby [2:08 - 2:31]
@irislr [2:31 - 3:18]
DJ teebydeeby (cont.) [3:18 - 3:41]
@fuckitimjem [3:41 - 4:16]
@jishisonline [4:16 - END]

[LYRICS]

[socks.]

it’s getting cold
you can have my coat, may i be bold?
i like the way you wrap your arms around me
i wanna feel you like the snow surrounds me 
while we grow old

i don’t wanna be your second chance i wanna be your first
i wanna keep you nice and comfy even when you’re at your worst
i’ll cover you in blankets in blankets while you sleep right on the sofa
and you can meet my parents back up north in Minnesota

[Alaska Sargent]

(B-B-B-Belle FM!)

Oh
I just want to tell you something
(B-B-Belle-Belle)
(I just want to tell you something)
(I just want to tell you something)
I just want to tell you I'm free

Don't wish me well if you don't mean it
Walk away and face the truth
I'm nothing like you
I am through with your dictation
Tired of the contemplation
If I ****, it's mine to choose

Leave me to my vices
I'm broken
I'm beaten
and damned
But finally free
Leave me to my vices

(Full megasong transitioned, mixed, and mastered by @jishisonline)

(Album cover designed by @fuckitimjem)

[LYRICS]

Hoping
Stolen
Token
Coping

Hoping
Stolen
Token
Coping

expathmia - Our fears do make us traitors

Alice Combat's sophomore submission to TBD, "Wendy Williams" is a very danceable and groovy track featuring a sassy bassline, dusty synth chords, and frenetic percussion that is sure to get your hips moving through the air like you just don't care! Her track explores what it means to be Wendy Williams, the mysterious but irresistible swagger of Ellen Degeneres, and the underground hyperpop scene circa. 1912

Alice Combat - Wendy Williams

[LYRICS]

You press on my temples deep
You said I whimper in my sleep
In my head there is a street
Walk on down it feels so sweet
And I sleep to let it be
And I sleep so I can breathe

Plastic bunnies metal trees
Let's make them burn before I leave
Pour the ice melt watch it steam
Is it like magic or a dream?
It all drips down into the sea
It disappears like one, two, three

Crumb - Ice Melt (jish! flip)

[LYRICS]

Gimme all you got,
Gimme all you got
Even if you
Know its not enough,
Know its not enough
Gimme all you

Jem - all you got!!!

[LYRICS]

[Chorus]
come with me! let's frolic in the fields together
risk it all on one endeavor, free of all bullshit forever
it's easy! yeah the city is such a bummer
do you want to waste your summer? pop this shit and let's get dumber

[Post-Chorus]
and we're simply not built for responsibility
yeah we're simply not fit for this grim society
yeah we're tired of feeling like our lives are fake
i deleted all my contacts, threw my phone in the lake

[Chorus]
so come with me! let's frolic in the fields together
risk it all on one endeavor, free of all bullshit forever
it's easy! yeah the city is such a bummer
do you want to waste your summer? pop this shit and let's get dumber

[Post-Chorus 2]
it's not like we can be productive anyway

[Bridge]
deleted all my contacts, threw my phone in the lake
i'm tired of feeling like my life is fake, i
pooled all of my savings and i hopped on a train, yeah
i can't shake the feeling that my life is fake, i'm
half asleep and lookin out the window at the rain
yeah the feeling's waning, i can anticipate yeah
i jumped out of the window and right into the glade
yeah i can't dawdle now, there's a new life to make

[Chorus]
so come with me! let's frolic in the fields together
risk it all on one endeavor, free of all bullshit forever
it's easy! yeah the city is such a bummer
do you want to waste your summer? pop this shit and let's get dumber

[Post-Chorus]
it's not like we can be productive anyway
and we're simply not built for responsibility
yeah we're simply not fit for this grim society
yeah let's go embrace our animality
don't you wanna go and shatter the social contract with me?

dogHOUSE & mentholgrrl - ESCAPE!

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