Part one of the official podcast of the turblest site on the Internet, www.thecommentsection.org. Highlights!

Segment one: There is, believe it or not, even more to the fart conversation, and it will be posted as a Turble Show Extra shortly. I don't know why. But as Bert says, you can always depend on farts for a laugh.

Segment two: It was a special request from Notch that Ashire translate the phrase, "The answer is pudding."

Segment three: Meats is one of our youngest members, but she's exceptionally talented and very very funny.

Segment Four: Fun fact: Yakkety Sax was actually never played in this broadcast.

Segment Five: Malos Aires graciously agreed to let us air this segment, even though he's also using it on his own blog, http://malos-aires.tumblr.com. He also posts some of his videos there—check him out!

Segment Six: Again, all submissions for the podcast can be sent to jugularnotch@yahoo.com, or you can PM Notch on the forum if you'd rather. Please note that there may be a little editing and additional mastering done to it.

Segment Seven: Carrie has also been reading us bedtime stories over here: http://thecommentsection.org/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=556&start=210#p43388.

Segment Eight: The Picture of Poor Butts and the screenshot JT took entitled "NotchStuff" can be seen on the accompanying post over at our forum. Here is the link: http://thecommentsection.org/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=1827

Soundtrack!

1. We Are Beautiful We Are Doomed by Los Campesinos!
2. Pride by Kosheen
3. Aah W Noss by Nancy Ajram
4. Vanishing Point and Whistle by Toe
5. Voices by Nosaj Thing (Live at KEXP)
6. Back to Detroit by the legendary Wayne Kramer
7. This is My Reg'lah Voice by The Wait Is Over
8. The Good Life by Weezer
9. Stand Fast by The Slant

Stay tuned, more to come!

The Turble Show # 1: WTF Are We Doing

As if you needed more evidence of our turbleness.

Turble Show Ex A (on Farts On Buses)

Please enjoy this, the second installment of our podcast, The Turble Show, in which the lovely sunglasses joins us for a chat and answers some of your pressing and dire questions.

Segment 1: If it hasn't become apparent yet, when we're on Skype it's possible to type messages as well while you're connected. To see what that emoticon that disturbs Notch so deeply, check out the forum at http://thecommentsection.org/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=1893.

Segment 2: This is Aviel's first segment with us, and from the looks of things, probably won't be the last one!

Segment 3: Please don't ask me how I ended up on The Stanley Cup while browsing Urban Dictionary one time. As it turns out, the particular definition I had found has since been stricken from the entry. Here you go: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stanley+cup

Segment 4: Debate rages on as to whether My Immortal is actually an attempt at literature or a troll. I (Notch) fall firmly on the side of troll, just because of little things like, for example, her character's name, Dementia. Hey, and now there's a series based on it! (http://io9.com/the-most-infamously-awful-fanfic-ever-my-immortal-h-961749327)

Also, Amy Lee is the dramatic lead singer of Evanescence.

Segment 5: Again, send your segments to jugularnotch@yahoo.com, whether you attach the files in an email or link to a private sound on SoundCloud. Remember, though: if you put it up on SoundCloud, please make it downloadable!

Segment 6: Note the hotness of young Angela Lansbury over to your left.

Thank you for your support! Join us again. And now, SOUNDTRACK!

1. Every Place is a House by Maps and Atlases
2. Collapse by Sparta
3. Deep Sleep by Tundra
4. Stars by Ulrich Schnauss
5. On the Corner by The Letter E
6. Tearing in My Heart by Sunny Day Real Estate
7. Thank You for the Venom by My Chemical Romance
8. Loving You by Minnie Riperton
9. Ascension by GoatSucker (our own NudgeNudge)
10. Riot Rhythm by Sleigh Bells
11. Stand Fast by The Slant

The Turble Show 2: Helloooooo Nurse

Testing recording directly into the computer. If both my computer and my microphone were not garbage, it would probably sound a lot better! All right you beautiful people... take care.

Mic Check Mic Check

Voice recording for this thread: http://thecommentsection.org/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=556#p9052

Go check us out if you haven't yet! We're a bunch of lovely people and promise to use every part of you.

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