Why do humans have butts? Why does John sound weird this week? What should a delivery driver do when a dog escapes? How many humans have ever been 30? How do I handle my drinking problem? Why do leaves change colors at different rates? Are we doing anything tonight? Hank and John Green have answers!




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381: Until Oblivion Hits

Why don't batteries last very long? Does Spider-man have to brush his teeth? Can a goose do math? Hank and John Green have answers!


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382: Dental Spider-bots

How do I choose what college to apply to? Any fast tips for college survival? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What's the future of college? What do I do after college? How do I function on my own? Hank and John Green have answers!


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383: The College Freaktacular

How do you stop caring whether people like you? Why does my shower set off the smoke detector? Why would a 21st century suburban high school have to test for tuberculosis? Should I wash my eyes? Can a solar sail tack against solar wind? Has humanity peed an entire ocean yet?  Hank and John Green have answers!


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384: A Martian Ocean

What's a good place to put stickers? How do I convince my friends to join me in a wolf-and-bear enclosure? How does a compass work in space? How do I be less judgmental? What's happening with the economy? Did astronauts know about low gravity on the moon before they got there?  Hank and John Green have answers!


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385: Duology

Why does my cat put her mice in the water bowl? How do you quit Twitter? How much would it cost to build a real Lego house? What happens to dirt displaced by coffins? Why do batteries bounce when they're dead? How do I balance socialization and personal time? Hank and John Green have answers!


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386: Play Me Some More Fiddle

What are some good audiobooks? How do I relearn to chew? How do vitamins get assigned letters? How do I ask for money I was owed? How do I deal with a fear of worms? How do gel fingernails work? Hank and John Green have answers!


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387: Hard Pivot to Beef

How could ping pong balls be considered a liquid? What do you mean "there's no free will"? What is toothpaste? What counts as a rare book? What is Applebees? What's the worst accent you got? What would happen if Gamera hugged the moon? Hank and John Green have answers!


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388: Turtle the Moon

What's the best way to hold an umbrella? What do I do with a life-sized Shaq? Are humans a super-organism? Why does espresso goop smell like burnt hair? Is 26 too late to start wearing sunscreen? What is a pet to do when their person sneezes? Hank and John Green have answers!


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389: Dear Honk and Jane

If everything was the exact same color, would we still be able to see? Why can't I take naps in contacts? How long does it take to get to space? What would you bring to Mars? How many people are asleep right now? If atoms are mostly space, why don't I fall through my chair? Hank and John Green have answers!


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390: Breathe Mars (w/ Dr. Katie Mack!)

In this episode, Nicole reads Isis's embarrassing Supernatural fanfiction from 2012. It involves pizza, onions, doctors, and a whole lot of awkward. 

(cover art by Valentina Pena)

Episode 13: Reading My Embarrassing Fanfiction - Part 1

This is Nicole and Isis. We are two best friends who will have a lot of interesting conversations over cups of tea. In our podcast, we will discuss all sorts of topic, ranging from books, movies, myths, legends, and anything in between. So stick around and listen in, because we have lots to talk about!

Episode 13: Reading My Embarrassing Fanfiction - Part 1

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