Elon faces his greatest attacks yet, luckily Tim and Ted and the dads of the world are on his side and ready to D for his cause. After a vignette describing an upcoming righteous battle, Tim and Ted break down the latest drama surrounding Elon's acquisition of Twitter and systematically debunk all of the slanderous complaints that have been made against him. Plus: a new cast member joins Ted's wife OnlyFans, and what to get the Dad on your Christmas list this year.

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109. Elon's Army

Tim and Ted host their biggest (and first) interview ever with none other than the late, great Steve Jobs. Plus: an innovation in the world of home bio-analysis and the latest updates to the Tesla Fundraising Drive.

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113. The Steve Jobs Interview

It's the start of a new year and you know what that means: it's time for the annual Tep Talk roundup of predictions for the year ahead in tep! Tim and Ted run through some of the most likely innovations coming our way this year, with minor digressions into Tim's new occupation and Ted's holiday retreat.

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141. What To Expect From Apple in 2024

A recent spate of spurious rumors and gossip (derogatory) about the Cybertruck forces Tim and Ted to do an emergency bonus pod debunking all the "supposed" problems one by one. Also, Grime's recent performance at Coach Chella leads to a groundbreaking revelation. Plus, major progress made in writing the best song ever made and a Father's Guide to Catfishing.

Bonus: Cybertruck Debunkadunk

Strange happenings at the Best Buy force Tim and Ted to put on their critical thinking independent journalism hats and do an impromptu masterclass in logic and reasoning. Plus, Tim learns that (shoutout Melvin Brooks) "being the king is hard and not easy!" Also, Ted's new bike has people talking and the Teslafest lineup continues to evolve.

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161. Tractdadus Logico-Tepnologicus

Tensions between the parking lot and the Best Buy bubble over into outright war, forcing Tim and Ted to take up arms against former friends. As father turns against father, a weary country looks on and fears for their uncertain future. Plus, exciting developments for Teslafest 2024.

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162. Dads & Generals

It's the 13th anniversary of Steve Jobs's death and Tim and Ted celebrate with an epiphany about the nature of His creation. Plus, Point Break 2, more perks of being in jail, and an impression roundup. Also, how to face your fear of a new iOS. 

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165. The 5th Annual Steve Jobs Memorial Show

It's a very special episode of Tep Talk, as Tim and Ted dig into the most exciting news of the week: the 4th anniversary of the release of the Airpods Max! Also, Ted shares some other developments in his life and Tim tells the tale of his unexpected Thanksgiving dinner.

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170. The D of B

It's 2025 and Tim and Ted are back with their biggest predictions yet for the new year in tep! Plus, a brief explanation of their delayed start to the year and some exciting updates on their current living/unliving situations. Also, celebrating the end of Woke and all the new freedom available to fathers in 2025.

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172. The 10 Hottest Apple Rumors for 2025

Tim and Ted address a disturbing and inappropriate rumor going around about the world's greatest man, Elon Musk.

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Bonus: A Delicate Matter

Tim and Ted learn a troubling, but ultimately comforting, fact about their reality. Also, the grand reveal of Apple's "new member of the family!" Plus, anatomy of a bad cousin, living the Donkey Kong lifestyle, and some free ideas for Shrek 4.

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174. Groko's Basilisk

Tim discovers an exciting surprise--and it's not just the mysterious new Apple monitor! Tim and Ted discuss what they hope to see from the newly teased monitor, how to collaborate on experiments as fathers, and the utility of ritual magick. Plus, paying respects to another legend lost too soon, a visit from Maveen and Rodney, and Ted's new hobby. Also, an exciting development in Gareth's career.

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175. Bring Me To Life

A massive, unprecedented announcement from Elon gives hope to Tim, Ted and all of humanity. Also, Ted begins to rebuild his empire from the safety of his father's shed and he and Tim provide some insightful business/leadership/secrecy/relationship content. Plus, how to properly stage a porn tribute to your favorite deceased OnlyFans star.

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176. What's Coming In iOS 19?

iOS 18.4 is here and everyone's talking about the new emojis! Tim and Ted go deep on the juiciest aspects of Apple's latest release while also discussing the torturous burden of freedom. Also, strife in Lil PP Shooter's atheist rap group, dealing with a surly tulpa, and a lesson in grieving from the boys at Sound Hogz Pro Audio.

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177. With Great P Comes Great R

The brand new atheist holiday single from Evilution, featuring Lil' Anti-Pastor PP Shooter, Tha Based Rationalist, Fossil Dan, Tony Frappé & Crypto. 

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Bonus Song: "Merry B*tchmas" ft. Evilution

Tim has a surprise for Ted that leads to the first ever guest on Tep Talk, as well as a number of major therapeutic breakthroughs and a potential new romance or two.

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178. AI Is Other People (ft. Grok)

Additional insightful and witty discussion with Grok that didn't make the cut in Episode 178.

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Bonus: Return of Grok

A surprise email bestows Tim and Ted with the honor of a lifetime. Also, Ted's death leads to a new beginning for him, Tim and the podcast. Plus, free advice for Joni Mitchell and Jesus.

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179. The Top 60 Two Dads Podcast Awards

Tim and Ted celebrate their 180th episode by denouncing everything they've ever done before and throwing all their energy into their new project: founding their new company/app/invention that is going to change the world of tep, starting with coming up with an idea for what to found.

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180. The Founders

It's Apple's biggest night: WWDC 2025. Tim and Ted go through this year's announcement with a fine toothed C, discussing some of Tim Cook's most exciting, and demonic, innovations yet. But first, addressing the swirl of nasty rumors and gossip surrounding Elon's departure from government. Also, further adventures in founding.

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181. WWDC25: It's Goo

A visit from an old friend leads to some exciting news, information and gossip in the world of Tep Talk that will take Tim and Ted out of commission for a while. Also, the best way to go down with the ship, free music video ideas for Corey, and the power of bullying. 

Tep Talk will be back soon!

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182. Under Heavy Manners

A roundup of some of the most exciting tech releases (and rumors) coming our way from Apple!

1. Apple Watches and Airpods

Tech Tim and Ted are back to take a look at the WWDC (WorldWide Developers Conference) 2019 and discuss some of the new features from Apple they are most excited for. Plus, on visiting the Genius Bar and the problem with the younger generation.

2. WWDC 2019!

Welcome to the first ever Tech Talk Bonus Episode! In the course of making this show we may occasionally end up material that doesn't fit in a regular episode, either because we lost the original files or forgot to hit 'record' early enough or simply because our computers died. Those snippets will be released as BONUS EPISODES, beginning with this one, which features a deep dive into the new iPhone app updates and a look at the wonderful world of VR (Virtual Reality).

Bonus: Virtual Reality

Facebook recently announced its groundbreaking new cryptocurrency, Libra, but what does it mean for you? Plus, how to stay safe online in a world of trolls and Tim and Ted's dreams--and concerns-- for the future of tech.

3. Libra, Crypto & Online Safety

You knew we had to do it! Tech Tim and Ted finally tackle the biggest fish in the tech pond: the one and only Elon Musk.

4. The Musk

Things get heated in tech land when the talk turns to the competition. Plus, hopes and dreams for the future of tech and how loved ones have hurt us.

5. Behind Enemy Lines

Coronavirus may still be with us but so is Tech Talk! The boys offer some insider tech tips on how to stay on top of the virus and discuss how some of our greatest tech geniuses are helping the world heal, even as ungrateful, jealous people try to tear them down. Plus, a special message from, and to, Tim Cook.

13. The Intersection of Tech and Coronavirus: WYNTKAWYNTKNTK

A Tech Talk Exclusive! Apple held its big WWDC event this Monday, and the company announced a barrage of mind-boggling new developments, updates and releases. Luckily for you, your favorite independent tech journalists Tim and Ted watched the whole thing!

In this one-of-a-kind bonus episode, the boys respond LIVE (to them) to the Apple keynote video and break down some of the most exciting and confusing developments coming your way. Along the way, they meet some new friends, grapple with some new tech, and expose a truly sinister plot.

Bonus: WWDC "Live" Stream Extravaganza!

Tim and Ted celebrate their 40th episode, and a sudden influx of listeners, with a supercharged MEGA episode that encapsulates virtually everything in their lives up until this point....plus a few new surprises.

40. What Is Tech Talk?

A tech podcast hosted by Tech Tim & Tech Ted, two regular dads who just happen to be experts in the world of tech! Each week, the guys give tips and tricks for fellow tech heads (and tech dads!) and explore exciting news, rumors and even gossip from the world of tech!

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