Given the weekends genuinely horrific news events I talk about the Mary Poppins song 'A Spoonful Of Sugar'. I am not proud. I also did talk about social media's reaction to itself the night of those attacks. I hope this doesn't come over as flippant. It's all I feel qualified to do.&nbsp;

11. A Spoonful Of ABBA

Really absolutely fucked. I talk in no certain terms about anything. I try and have a go at talking about the event I took part in at the Soho Theatre (The Alternative Party Conference), being privately educated and being ashamed of it and finish up talking about the moral bind of seeing other naked people out of your window. 

10. Privately Schooled Voyeur Creep 09.11.15

Absolutely ruined voice from screaming stuff at footballers projected onto a pub wall. We are Liverpool tra la la la la. I speak about the elation of footy, vegans, social media and I seem to remember at one point talking about a burger I ate. Low octane but hopefully bearable. Soz!

9. Chelsea Vegans 02.11.15

IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAAAACK. A big hiatus. But no more. No more breaks. It's here, it's back. Tell your friends. Every Monday this podcast will fly out into the world. Alfie very much hopes you like it. This one features talk of strangers crying, having a shaved head and Paul Hollywood. Good Evening!

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