Headphones (or actual speakers) strongly recommended.
YouTube-friendly cover art: https://youtu.be/zIfQ057PCv8?si=_EUCpnyCOxRIR-wC
Official song coming soon after. For fans of Carcass (1988-91), Regurgitate (1992-94), Urologist, Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC), and Necromutation.
[Being] made on the GarageBand app. Samples: Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
Tuning: Drop D# on a customized Ibanez RG8. (The only time I'll ever play something this low. LOL.)
Cover "art" made on PicsArt. Sources: The Berzerker's "Reality" (the autopsy photos), City Morgue's "66SLAVS" (the one in the center), Flex Seal, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's "Built To Grind" (top right of center), Mayhem's "Dawn Of The Black Hearts" (top right of bottom right), Nine Inch Nails' "Happiness In Slavery" (bottom right of center), Home Improvement (bottom center), The Left Rights' "WHITE" (top right of bottom left), the burnt corpse from Garry's Mod (bottom right), the "Frontside Nosegrind" split between Agoraphobic Nosebleed & Total Fucking Destruction (bottom left & far right of center), the original ending to Clerks (left of shitty logo), and Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job again (Will Forte under Phil Swift). I don't remember where I got the other 2 black & white pics from, but I assume they're both fake...?
The official version will at least mostly have completely different vocals. I just wanted to fuck around with the whole pitch shifting thing, but I added flanger too. Some bits of it I'll leave in.
Fun fact: the beat at 4:49 I got from Carcass' "Regurgitation Of Giblets".
Lyrics:
I finally made it through med school. Somehow, I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or 2.
I was last in my class. Barely passsed at the institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid a malpractice suit.
Like a surgeon.
Cut for the very first time.
Organ transplants are my life.
Better gimme all your gauze, nurse. This patient's fadin' fast.
Complications have set in, dunno how long he'll last.
Let me see that I.V. Here we go, time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out, and see what he ate.
Like a surgeon.
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Got no waiver for your bitch ass to sign.
It's a fact. I'm a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A. cos my patients die.
And my patience dies before they can pay.
Instead of pets, I put the owners down.
When your ass bleeds all over the ground.
When I reach inside with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors.
I can hear your heart beat for the very last time.

Like A Surgeon (Weird Al Cover)

Weird Al - Like A Surgeon (Goregrind Cover) (2023 Demo)

Over-the-ear headphones required to actually hear guitar.

R.I.P. Seth Putnam (even though he probably wouldn’t like this, LOL) & Josh Martin.

Also for fans of Regurgitate (1992-94), The Berzerker (1998-2002), Last Days Of Humanity (2004-06), Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC), Leaking Acid, Machine Girl (2016-2020), Ed Gein (at least the outro is, LOL), and Attila.

Made spontaneously on the GarageBand app.
Tuning: drop C.
Samples: Ed Edd ‘N’ Eddy for the intro, KingAni’s “Shirts That Go Hard” featuring WildSpartanz & Stryxo for the outro, and the rimshot from the Sam & Max cartoon for the snare.
Cover art made on PicsArt. Source: https://youtu.be/NWBxYGxeSqs?si=ZJPZMX1n69FYQKOn
Merch with the Max face: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/134268175

Lyrics:
★ “The South Won’t Rise Again” (One of the few AxCx songs a normal person would overall agree with. LOL.)
You toothless inbred retard.*
Why do you still even care?
There’ll never be another civil war.
You’re just mad cos your trailer got a flat tire.
What could you possibly gain by breaking the country in 2?
Your overalls are gay.
Let go of your sister’s tit.
I think it’s cool that you make moonshine.
[It’s] even cooler that you go blind from [drinking] it.
Why didn’t your ancestors realize they’d lose cos their president was named after Boss Hogg?
★ “Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert” (This one’s just funny.)
You got no fucking money, and your girlfriend is ugly.
Your van’s a piece of shit with a [Grateful] Dead sticker on it.
First I stole your nitrous, then I stole your acid,
then I stole your mushrooms, then I kicked your ass.
Then I stole your pot, then I stole your beer.
Then I stole your tickets, and I sold them for crack.
(Spatnz: Everyone who gets offended by the word “cunt” is a cunt.
Ani: How can people say it in like England, and like Australia, but we can’t say it in America?
Spatnz: Because Americans are cunts.)

*BTW, I’m autistic as shit, and was in special ed from preschool to graduation, so I can use that word as much as I want. Neurotypicals are the ones who can’t. Fuck y’all.

And fun fact: way more men are cunts than women, if that’s ultimately what the drama’s about. Same goes for bitches. UwU

The South Won’t Rise Again/Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert (Anal Cunt Covers)

Made on the GarageBand app.
Original song: Regurgitate - Torsion Of The Testicle (1994). https://youtu.be/U82JZ3aedqs?si=4_RQcEpzPLHO9aSf
For some reason, they left this song instrumental all these years. So I threw in some lyrics I’ve already written for another song I’ve still yet to finish, and added a new extra line to it (the one in the middle).
I’m doing the same thing with Pig Destroyer’s “Unreleased Untitled” from the remastered version of Prowler In The Yard. Except the lyrics were written specifically for it the first time. I’m calling it “GEN Z ATE MY BABY”. There won’t be anything gross or shocking with it, but it’ll be just as angry & insulting.

Also for fans of Agoraphobic Nosebleed (1995-2003), Anal Cunt (1994-2001), Bring Me The Horizon (2004-07), Converge (1999-2004), Carcass (1988-91), The Berzerker (1998-2002), Last Days Of Humanity (1999-2006), Animosity (2003-05), Insect Warfare, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, ACxDC, Despise You, Meth Leppard, Active Stenosis, Nascar Aloe, City Morgue, and Ghostemane.

Samples: the opening theme from Daria, Suris reacting to Chad Prather → https://youtu.be/jXL0BFXwLCM?si=uZL8KO5_ZUQdvsdz, and some random gunshot stock audio I found on YouTube.

Cover “art” made on PicsArt. Source (if you really wanna see this thing move for some strange reason. I mean Christ, even I can barely stomach that shit): https://youtube.com/shorts/Fk2nTzWMI64?si=w0EGpdIRnAIPQwKN
Of course it has nothing to do with the song, it’s strictly for shocking/grossing/freaking people out. Myself included, but shut up, it’s goregrind. The weird part is it’s not even violence let alone gore, but I’m sure PigTube would strike me for it anyway cos they’re a bunch of greedy, lazy, hypocritical, favorite-playing fucks.
If I do get enough genuine complaints about the cover though, I'll altar the image in a way that makes it easier to look at. I won't censor or block or replace it. I only have to do that on YouTube cos it's a hostile work environment. I may not be able to upload videos here, but I do still have more power when it comes to my own content. And you couldn't pay me to give that shit up, motherfucker.
Lyrics:
You deserve to die at the hands of your children.
Contraceptives are so easy to use. Weak pullout game was never an excuse.
But you just had to waste time & money on a crotch goblin, and it only lives to be abused.
To fucking hell with fertility. Same people demonize disabilities.
You bitches pray for us to be saved, but you’re the ones who should be neutered & spayed.

ANTINATAL ANTHEM (Prod. Regurgitate)

For fans of Last Days Of Humanity, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Insect Warfare, Regurgitate, Hurting, Hit-Run Drivers, GUTSSTOMPER, Anal Birth, SHIT PIPE, and Ripping Off Your Herpe Scabs With A Power Sander.
Made on the GarageBand app in under 4 hours.
Tuning: F standard on a customized Ibanez RG8.
Drums: Mapex. /// Recorded in a garage on a 2017 iPad Pro.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon (old as shit).
Lyrics: N/A.
Samples: Clerks, South Park, and Monty Python’s Meaning Of Life.

Ick Demo

You Want Ick? I’ll Fucking Give You Ick! (Demo/Preview/Whatever The Fuck)

Bongsucker - Pre-Demo 2023

Originally made on GarageBand ‘09, but then redone from scratch on the app.
I already made these in 2021, but I needed to fuck around with the sound one more time. Only problem is the MacBook Air I use the old GarageBand on (I deleted the modern desktop GarageBand, and install a physical copy of the 2009 version) is so old now that I’m not even allowed to update the OS, let alone my browser, which means I can’t upload shit to my Google Drive anymore. And a new MacBook Pro predictably costs fucking thousands. Basically, I’ve gone beyond patience.

For fans of Pig Destroyer, The Berzerker, Vein.fm, Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC), Despise You, Father’s Milk, Anal Cunt (or AxCx), SHIT PIPE, Wadge, Insect Warfare, and even Tenacious D.

Artwork made on PicsArt.
EP cover based on one of Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s “PCP Torpedo” t-shirts.
Hand-drawn Sam & Max logo will be available on RedBubble momentarily.
BPM: 180.
Tuning: drop C
Drums: the rimshot from the Sam & Max cartoon → https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdRlaUqn4wYOVbXy-z2E2ytFFmnEtuUFL&si=yesccD8blotdnNYE

I Turned Sam & Max Into Grindcore (2021)

Emperor Palpitation

Originally made on GarageBand ‘09, but then redone from scratch on the app.
I already made these in 2021, but I needed to fuck around with the sound one more time. Only problem is the MacBook Air I use the old GarageBand on (I deleted the modern desktop GarageBand, and install a physical copy of the 2009 version) is so old now that I’m not even allowed to update the OS, let alone my browser, which means I can’t upload shit to my Google Drive anymore. And a new MacBook Pro predictably costs fucking thousands. Basically, I’ve gone beyond patience.

For fans of Tenacious D & Pig Destroyer.
Fun fact: I actually started making the riffs for it on an acoustic.
Other fun fact: I used Max’s “tick tick tick” as my metronome when I first worked this and the 1st track.

Artwork made on PicsArt.
EP cover based on one of Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s “PCP Torpedo” t-shirts.
Single cover reference: Dimmu Borgir in the mid-90s.
Hand-drawn Sam & Max logo will be available on RedBubble momentarily.
BPM: 240
Tuning: D standard
Drums: the rimshot from the Sam & Max cartoon → https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdRlaUqn4wYOVbXy-z2E2ytFFmnEtuUFL&si=yesccD8blotdnNYE

Rainbows From Piss

Originally made on GarageBand ‘09, but then redone from scratch on the app.
I already made these in 2021, but I needed to fuck around with the sound one more time. Only problem is the MacBook Air I use the old GarageBand on (I deleted the modern desktop GarageBand, and install a physical copy of the 2009 version) is so old now that I’m not even allowed to update the OS, let alone my browser, which means I can’t upload shit to my Google Drive anymore. And a new MacBook Pro predictably costs fucking thousands. Basically, I’ve gone beyond patience.

For fans of Pig Destroyer, The Berzerker, Vein.fm, Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC), Despise You, Father’s Milk, Anal Cunt (or AxCx), SHIT PIPE, Wadge, Insect Warfare, and even Tenacious D.

Artwork made on PicsArt.
EP cover based on one of Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s “PCP Torpedo” t-shirts.
Single cover reference: Tom Goes To The Mayor (Tim & Eric’s show before Awesome Show).
Sexy Sam art by PretzelGremlin → https://e621.net/posts/3293660
Also check out my crossover meme “Sam Goes To The President” → https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOQ1KbSQubjLdOJbImi79istZzuEiZcgW&si=4krmC1UXTlzC2K8T

Hand-drawn Sam & Max logo will be available on RedBubble momentarily.
BPM: 240
Tuning: drop C
Drums: the rimshot from the Sam & Max cartoon → https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdRlaUqn4wYOVbXy-z2E2ytFFmnEtuUFL&si=yesccD8blotdnNYE

Self-Control Freak

Made on the GarageBand app with no real instruments this time. LOL.
What I did for the “vocals” was remove the bowl from my mini-bong and blow into that end instead of sucking from the other like normal. And instead of even bothering with the quantization, I just button-mashed my iPad and stuck with what I got. :P
Cover made on PicsArt as always. Logo hand-drawn by me.
Full album will be available on BandCamp in little bit, with obligatory (mostly gay) porn samples and plenty of cowbell. >;3
For fans of Liquidised, Sarcoidorrhoea, FUR GORE, Boykissing Fuckfest, Horsecock Bowel Obstruction, SATANS A FURRY, YIFF, Anal Cunt, Anal Birth, Anal Cake, Anal Cumshot, Anal Airbag, Scatosyphilic Faggot Fuckfest, Ingested Lobotomized Remains, AUTOxFELLATIO, and Shit Swamp.
Samples in order: The Powerpuff Girls, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and The Super Mario Bros Super Show.
“Black Market Baby Organ Harvesting” is a direct quote from the wicked cunt of Georgia, I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Butter Taylor Greene, about what she unironically thinks Planned Parenthood is. “Sperm Caked With Keif” is from Jay & Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. “Pickle Fucker” is from Clerks II.

Promo ‘24

SPERMxWHALE - Cumming Soon…

MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW! → https://youtu.be/gNcKFzjl9oc?si=6x9uYKf_Qa_ym_Yd

The first song I ever made that’s an actual stream of consciousness. Well, at least the lyrics are. Sorry for sitting on it for like 3 or 4 months, and of course for the F & R slurs at the very beginning. But I’m both of those myself, so it’s okay. On the other hand, it’s not like you’ll be able to understand pretty much any of the “vocals” anyway, so you can just listen to it without reading the lyrics.

Made on the GarageBand app.
Cover art made on PicsArt.

For fans of Anal Cunt, SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, The Berzerker, Hatebreed, Static-X, Mindless Self Indulgence, and Machine Girl.

Samples: Buddy Cole from Kids In The Hall, and the Sam & Max cartoon for the snare.

Tuning: C-G-C-G on a bass.

Lyrics (warned ya):
Homophobes are the real faggots.
Ableists are the real retards.
I’ll be happy when they’re eaten by maggots.
If they’re not safe, then we are.
Okay, boomer.
Okay, zoomer.
Okay, millennial.
Okay, whoever else.
The very concept of generations is a fucking embarrassment.
Most of y’all don’t deserve careers.
Profit from useless info, lies and/or fear.
You’re the ones who made brainrot a trend.
Even something for your viewers to defend.
The real good old days were the early 90s in Norway.
Bring some new church burnings our way.
Motherfucker, inflation isn’t real.
Make shit cheaper, or I’ll just fucking steal.
I wanna give J.K. Rowling bottom surgery just to kick her in the nuts.
Gas the antisemites.
Build statues of Jews.
I’m sick of seeing your faces.
I’m finna take y’all to Funky Town.
Tú quieres agua?
Drink my piss.

Mincing My Meat (Single)

Mincing My Meat

Also for fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, Chainsaw Emasculation, TODDLER STOMPER, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Anal Cunt (or AxCx), Casket Mush, and Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC).

Original song can be found on both Effortless Regurgitation Of Bright Red Blood (1994) and Hatefilled Vengeance (2002).

Samples: The 2012 Three Stooges movie.

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Mincegore Tribute To Regurgitate

Bleeding Peptic Ulcer

Bleeding Peptic Ulcer (Regurgitate Cover)

Also for fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, Chainsaw Emasculation, TODDLER STOMPER, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Anal Cunt (or AxCx), Casket Mush, and Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC).

The original song can be found on Effortless Regurgitation Of Bright Red Blood (1994), or if you’re on iTunes: Effortless Regurgitation... The Torture Sessions (1999). 

Sample: https://youtube.com/shorts/cO7cpSL2sow?si=9SLt5va4raMfhbGE

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Splattered Brains (Agathocles Cover)

Splattered Brains (Agathocles Cover)*

Also for fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, Chainsaw Emasculation, TODDLER STOMPER, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Anal Cunt (or AxCx), Casket Mush, and Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC).

The original song can be found on both Effortless Regurgitation Of Bright Red Blood (1994) and Hatefilled Vengeance (2002).

Sample: Nick Fuentes (self-admitted misogynistic, antisemitic, christian-theocratic, holocaust-denying, homophobic-for-kink-purposes, moustache-appropriating, stereotypical-nerd-sounding, teenage-girl-loving, casual-nose-picking-and-booger-eating white nationalist virgin cunt), and Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Complete Rectal Prolapse (Regurgitate Cover)

Also for fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, Chainsaw Emasculation, TODDLER STOMPER, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Anal Cunt (or AxCx), Casket Mush, and Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC).

The original song can be found on both Effortless Regurgitation Of Bright Red Blood (1994) and Hatefilled Vengeance (2002).

Sample: Robot Chicken.

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Vulva Fermentation (Regurgitate Cover)

Also for fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, Chainsaw Emasculation, TODDLER STOMPER, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Anal Cunt (or AxCx), Casket Mush, and Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC).

Their cover of Genital Grinder is on an old Carcass tribute compilation. To be honest though, I was going more off of Pig Destroyer’s cover. I mean be fair, they’re the ones who really did it justice.

Torsion Of The Testicle can be found on Effortless Regurgitation Of Bright Red Blood (1994). Or if you’re on iTunes: Effortless Regurgitation... The Torture Sessions (1999).

Sample: https://youtu.be/VdupjUzsqJ4?si=x4bWkAK-W_K8YzZe

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Genital Grinder (Carcass)/Torsion Of The Testicle (Regurgitate Cover)

Intro: Genital Grinder (Carcass)*/Torsion Of The Testicle (Regurgitate Cover)

For fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Chainsaw Emasculation, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Slipknot, Korn, Despise You, Regurgitate, Soulfly, Anal Cunt, Limp Bizkit, TOUGHGUY, and Father’s Milk.

Samples:
• Intro: https://youtu.be/d9sgvA7kjR8?si=IoIF0mNeSBOOuU5_
• Outro: XXXTENTACION - Skin

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

The Divided States Of Ass-Suckaz

For fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Chainsaw Emasculation, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Slipknot, Korn, Despise You, Regurgitate, Soulfly, Anal Cunt, Limp Bizkit, TOUGHGUY, and Father’s Milk.

1. Iced Out Cock Ring
2. I Got The Butt Munchies
3. Mellow Drama
4. The Divided States Of Ass-Suckaz
5. I Fucked Yo Wife (Shat Cover)

Sample: Ed Edd ‘N’ Eddy.

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

I Got The Butt Munchies

For fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Chainsaw Emasculation, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Slipknot, Korn, Despise You, Regurgitate, Soulfly, Anal Cunt, Limp Bizkit, TOUGHGUY, and Father’s Milk.

Sample: That Face Off song with The Rock, who’s evidently fallen off.

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Iced Out Cock Ring

For fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Chainsaw Emasculation, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Slipknot, Korn, Despise You, Regurgitate, Soulfly, Anal Cunt, Limp Bizkit, TOUGHGUY, MxMxM, Father’s Milk, and Festering Ulcer Wound.

Sample: A Suris x Viced Rhino video I can’t remember...

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Mincing My Meat (EP) Side B

Eagles Become Vultures (Converge Cover)

For fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Chainsaw Emasculation, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Slipknot, Korn, Despise You, Regurgitate, Soulfly, Anal Cunt, Limp Bizkit, TOUGHGUY, MxMxM, Father’s Milk, and Festering Ulcer Wound.

Samples:
• A meme compilation that Pokay reacted to, but which I’m too lazy to try and find again…
• City Morgue - Lamborghini Getaway

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Suburban Nicotine Addicts

For fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Chainsaw Emasculation, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Slipknot, Korn, Despise You, Regurgitate, Soulfly, Anal Cunt, Limp Bizkit, TOUGHGUY, MxMxM, Father’s Milk, and Festering Ulcer Wound.

Sample: A meme compilation that Pokay reacted, but which I’m too lazy to try and find again…

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

The CIA Don’t Want You To Know What Kinda Hentai Bin Laden Was Watching

For fans of SHIT PIPE, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Chainsaw Emasculation, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Slipknot, Korn, Despise You, Regurgitate, Soulfly, Anal Cunt, Limp Bizkit, TOUGHGUY, MxMxM, Father’s Milk, and Festering Ulcer Wound.

Sample: Dogma (Kevin Smith, 1999)

Lyrics: N/A.

Drums: Mapex.
Cymbals: various.
Snare: Pearl M80.
Pedals: Pearl Demon.
Recorded on the camera app of a 2017 iPad Pro on a garage floor. Mastered on the GarageBand app.

Bass: Aria.
Tuning: drop C.
Pick: 2mm.
Recorded on the GarageBand app via iRig 2.

Vocals:
• Pitch down 3 quarters of an octave.
• Liberal amount of Skittles for as much phlegm as possible. Repeat as needed.
• Don’t bother waiting ‘till you’ve finished it all. In fact, chew and slurp into the mic at the same.

Gay Furry Hackers Are The Backbone Of Society

Context: http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx_NdGEEAzJIs8txWWjBg-588-tOBODYxX?si=bGXoQwdaMkIQVDHk

Disclaimer: I don’t mean everything I say. Some of it’s just for the song. Obviously don’t go saying crazy shit like this out in public. I won’t be responsible for your bruises. As long as nobody fucks with you, nobody’s gotta be fucked with.

The original beat: https://youtu.be/C_oEYslKlgM?si=rttZg1-8RThuyJsE

Made on the GarageBand app.
Cover art made on PicsArt. Screenshot taken from Brujeria t-shirt.

For fans of Eminem (1999-2004), Tyler The Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, Linkin Park (1999-2004), XXXTENTACION (2013-18), Ghostemane, Ski Mask The Slump God, $UICIDEBOY$, Denzel Curry, N.W.A., Kendrick Lamar, J. Cole, J.I.D, Limp Bizkit, Li’l Darkie, Travis Barker, (hӘd) p.e. (1997-2003), Nascar Aloe, Primer 55, V-Mob, Pouya, and City Morgue.

This was never supposed to be a single. It was gonna be part of an EP, but of course that still ain’t fucking finished. Well, at least it aged well anyway.

Sample: Sam & Max (2004) → https://youtu.be/oniB10l-plE

Lyrics:
(Max: Why won’t you just die?)
Fucked up in the head cos back then,
y’all were sniffin’ lead. Yet
dismiss our mental health. You brought this on yo’self:
no one finna miss you, bitch. We bringin’ out our dead.*
MAGA chuds nothin’ but some batshit crazy fagolas#.
“Daddy Trump” goin’ like a rat out of an aqueduct*.
Engagin’ in ratfucks. Praise him like a scat slut.
Replacin’ Rambo’s face wit’ that of a lame duck fat fuck.
Talkin’ ‘bout the red pill while y’all get ads fo’ blue pills.
Bias got yo head filled wit’ lies keepin’ you ill.
Boomers bein’ tutors wit’ their bloomers up their cooters, turnin’
zoomers into doomers. Bitch, you ruiners can’t die sooner.
You don’t care ‘bout gays? Well nobody gives a fuck about Christians.
On the list o’ things that ain’t choices, you’ll never find religion.
Weaponize the vets to slander us? What a stupid decision.
Besides, they got the month befo’ June. So quit yo fuckin’ bitchin’,
cunts.

*Monty Python reference.
# Elliot Goes To School reference. Also, I whack it to men at least once every day, so I can say it as much as I want.

BxBxCx (Baby Boomer Cunts) (2021)

BxBxCx (Baby Boomer Cunts)

For fans of $UICIDEBOY$, Nascar Aloe, Ghostemane, XXXTENACION, Ski Mask The Slump God, Li’l Darkie, Li’l Nas X, Li’l Xan, London Yellow, ITSOKTOCRY, SmokePurpp, and Ho99o9.

Named after Salma Hayek’s character from Dogma. The only good Christian move ever made besides VeggieTales’ Jonah.
Full backstory: youtube.com/post/UgkxETqQ26p0sh…si=RbGW62gAXQRJqAV1

Made on the GarageBand app.

Sample (in order of appearance)
• Slave To The Grind documentary (including the AxCx Providence show)
• Courage The Cowardly Dog - Boat Chase
• Williams Street logo
• Wilhelm scream
• Anal Cunt - Face It, You’re A Metal Band
• SpongeBob - Squirrel Jokes
• Anal Cunt - Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
• Crash Bandicoot

Lyrics:
You cannot ride, you cannot vibe. Swallow my pride? Never again.
I cannot lie, I cannot thrive. Feel like CheVelle, seein’ red again.
Look in my eyes if you wanna die. I’ll turn a “grown man” into Helen Keller.
We been abused throughout our youths.  You’re lucky we ain’t turn into serial killers.
You’ll make mo’ friends as a drug dealer. UnLoc the Zip, it’s a paint-peeler.
That’s the type o’ shit to fully heal ya. Find somethin’ to relate to, someone’ll feel ya.
Unite fo’ a cause, they’ll wanna stay near ya. Chip in together so y’all can gear up.
Keep ‘em around, motherfuckers fear ya. Keep on my headphones so I can’t hear ya.

To hell wit’ the laws, search ‘n’ exploit the flaws. (Legal THC.)
Yeah, boomers unhinged. So let’s be “anti-hinged”. (None of us are truly free.)
I love when you panic, think anything is satanic. (What the fuck you talkin’ ‘bout?)
I love when you whinge. You fuckin’ deserve the cringe. (I’ll fart in yo mouth.)
Adrenaline in men gon’ make ‘em crash. Bring back poppin’ Xans.
Y’all still thinkin’ women should be bashed, ‘specially if they’re trans.
I’ll knock that grill out yo fuckin’ yap wit’ a fryin’ pan.
Call me Paul Reubens the way I wham my Pee-Wee in Her-Man. (Rest in power.)

SERENDIPITY

SERENDITPITY

Made on the GarageBand app.
Cover made on PicsArt.

9 untitled trax in a perfect 8 minutes that even the most degenerate Suris fan will want back.

Also for fans of LEGENDxZELDA, Last Days Of Humanity, TODDLER STOMPER, Anal Birth, Chainsaw Emasculation, Acid Shower, and Maggot Vomit Afterbirth.

This time: I recorded my drums on my MotoG instead of the iPad, actually growled and screamed with the pitch at -12 instead of -15, and the bass is an old 5-string tuned down to F standard.

Title reference: https://youtu.be/OpxjjxgpANA?si=lwbpe_FOm9UiCtnG (I know it’s in there somewhere…)
Links to samples (in order) will be retrieved momentarily.
I forget which video I screenshot the face for the cover from.

ASSxCANCERxAIDS: A Gorenoise Tribute To Suris

Made on the GarageBand app. No, your headphones/speaker(s) didn’t instantly blow out. The audio’s like that already. I just purposely made the shit too much for the software to handle. LMAO.
All-in-one music video: https://youtu.be/8oiovL66dis?si=5MfuZLiegnAzJpzT
Cover art made on PicsArt.
Logo made on FontMeme.com.
For fans of Last Days Of Humanity, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, SHIT PIPE, Hurting, Anal Cunt, TODDLER STOMPER, Anal Birth, Regurgitate, High On Formaldehyde, Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot, Ripping Off Your Herpe Scabs With A Power Sander, MxMxM, Festering Ulcer Wound,  GUTSSTOMPER, Hit-Run Drivers, Acid Shower, Scrotal Erosion, Water Bottle Bong, Casket Mush, Piss Leech, and Insect Warfare.
Tuning: F standard (F-A#-D#-G#-C#-F#-A#-D#)
1. Fucking The Police
2. Viral Load
3. Cunt Blubber
4. Fundamental Illness
5. Grilled Mormons
6. Girls (Beastie Boys Cover) (Tribute To JoCat)
Trax 1-3 from Demo II (TBA).
Trax 4-6 from Demo III (TBA).
Bongsucker demos written & recorded from December 2023 to February 2024.
Samples: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Damien Lee, and Jay & Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie.

Sorry for sitting on this shit for more than a whole year.

Promo 2024

Original instrumental: https://youtu.be/wSGX0rFNHsk?si=f7tzctQpYSMUL--z

Also for fans of Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Larval Therapy, Powertrip (the good one from Canada), Nascar Aloe, Converge, Ed Gein, Machine Girl, and XXXTENTACION.

Made on the GarageBand app.
Cover art made on PicsArt.

I have no intentions of monetizing this in any way. That shit’s not even worth the effort in general. Just wanted to fill a void. And I figured in doing so, I should at least put a serious message with it, ya know?

Shoutout to Adam Conover for having the balls to say that generations don’t exist a decade ago. https://youtu.be/-HFwok9SlQQ?si=Y49b3VzxM6O6z83i Now if only he’d make a sequel.

Intro: South Park - Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Outro: The Weeknd - Kiss Land

Lyrics:
We can’t help who or what we are. What the fuck makes you think you could?
Do you wanna break the cycle, or go down as a fucking hypocrite?
Why are you even remotely interested in us when we literally couldn’t give a shit about you if we tried?
I unload every day. Why can’t your questions?
Cos you need that precious ad revenue, right?
You’re nothing, god-dammit. Fucking nothing.

GEN Z ATE MY BABY (Prod. Pig Destroyer)

GEN Z ATE MY BABY (Prod. Pig Destroyer) (2023)

Original instrumental: https://ulceropulcopronecrobiovulpectomy.bandcamp.com/track/mxmxm-ss3bby-mikx

Also for fans of Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Larval Therapy, Pig Destroyer, ACxDC, Machine Girl, Nascar Aloe, Anal Cunt, Father’s Milk, Napalm Death, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth, Goolagoon, Ghostemane, Insect Warfare, Powertrip (the good one from Canada), XXXTENTACION, and Divine (from Pink Flamingoes, Female Trouble, Multiple Maniacs, etc.).

Made on the GarageBand app.
Samples: Johnny Rotten and Mindless Self Indulgence (and I’m queer as fuck, so I can use that one).
Cover art/meme made on PicsArt.
Screenshots: Muffcabbage at Trigglypuff’s inauguration and Miss Pac-Man.

TLxDR: this is strictly for fun.
Just to be clear, I have no intention of monetizing this shit, or anything like that whatsoever (especially since I didn’t even bother obtaining the track properly •~•'). I simply wanted to fill a void, and send a serious message while doing so. And despite the ex-guitarist, this song needed vocals more than Pig Destroyer’s “Unreleased Untitled” from the Prowler In The Yard remaster, and Regurgitate’s “Torsion Of The Testicle” combined. It’s probably Mx’s heaviest track of all too (both production and riff wise), and it’s definitely their best snare. So this song’s lack of vocals (along with the fact that it exists solely on a BandCamp compilation, the only trace of which being Discogs) was the most shocking of the 3, then all my gears spun at ludicrous speed and I just couldn’t keep my sticky bud fingers off it.
The cover art on the other hand I’ll probably make merch of in the future.

Lyrics:
Why did it take 10 years for us to be proven right?
First, you 45. Now, you 47.
Catch me wit’ a 45, and a 47.
You took some virgins with you befo’ bombin’ heaven.
Genocide in Gaza, what the fuck is 9/11?
You guys are every slur imaginable, even the ones the don’t make sense.
You raped li’l girls. V.P. raped a couch. Elon’s a deadbeat dad in a K-hole.
All 3 dream of Hitler’s dick in they mouth. You deserve to be fuckin’ disabled.
Now you got yo own tryin’ to assassinate.
Just the thought o’ yo death helps me masturbate.*

*Not really, just saying that to be an asshole.

Happy Birthday, Trump~ UwU (Prod. MxMxM x Ss3bby)

Basically taking a piss at the whole water/wet/drip phenomenon.
Don’t ask why this shit took me 6 years.

Happy Juneteenth!

For fans of $UICIDEBOY$, Nascar Aloe, Ski Mask The Slump God, Li’l Nas X, Jack Harlow, Li’l Peep, XXXTENTACION, Li’l Darkie, Machine Girl, Tyler The Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, MellowHype, Li’l Xan, Germ, Pink Guy (Joji), Pouya, The Weeknd (2014), Static-X, Boards Of Canada, Kendrick Lamar, Kottonmouth Kings, London Yellow, Zaid Tabani, Ho99o9, Denzel Curry, and Li’l Uzi Vert.

Beats made and vocals recorded on the GarageBand app, then screen-recorded individually, then finalized with additional samples on InShot.
Vocals recorded in the backseat somewhere between 3:30 & 4:00 A.M. after 2 bowls and a cigarette chaser.

Cover made on PicsArt.
Background from “The Inalienable Dreamless” by Discordance Axis.
I don’t remember what the other photo’s from.

Samples (in order): Sam & Max ‘97, Ren & Stimpy, Dumb & Dumber, random gun sound effect from YouTube, “Entombment Of A Machine” by Job For A Cowboy, shitty isolated vocal track of “Proud” by Korn, Crash Bandicoot, even shittier isolated everything-but-guitar track of “mObscene” by Marilyn Manson, Ed Edd ‘N’ Eddy, Nikki Glaser (not the same Nikki I reference in the song; in fact I forgot her name for a minute), “9 Little Millimeta Boys” by 8Ball & MJG, Female Trouble, the Wilhelm scream, and the Mario scream.

Lyrics (many of which were first written as far back as 2019):
Wet like a cigarette.
Wet like yo child’s bed.
Bitch, I drip like burnin’ plastic.
Bitch, I drip like Dwyer’s headd.

Water on me public toilet.
Spaghetti in my pocket boilin’.

Temperate zone, but I’m so fruity like I’m tropical.
Put my mouth all over you just like a SpongeBob popsicle.
I hate bein’ sober like my name Chief Keef.
I’m a fuckin’ prodigy, I’m goin’ out like Keith.
I would dive into yo ocean, but that shit polluted.
If you think I’ll submit to you, you’re fuckin’ deluded.
Mentally abusive. Reasons are elusive.
I scream at you “suck my dick”, and now we both need Luden’s.

Bitch, I drip like gonorrhea.
Bitch, I drip like Nikki’s head.

Gimme that Topp ‘till I Z.Z. I’m goin’ All-in like G.G.
Eat my willy like a Wonka. Ride on it like it’s a Tonka.
Knock on her back door like ding-dong. Eat the bitch kitty like ching-chong.
She say she prefer a footlong. I stick my foot up her ass.
Put a baby in a blender, then I dip a chicken tender.
Clog arteries wit’ my member. Wiggle that shit like I’m Slender.
I’m so motherfuckin’ ill in the mental. I got no chill even though I smoke menthol.
Fuck any guidance if it is “parental”. Fuck penetration if it isn’t rectal.

Yung Greif lookin’ fo’ some butt cheeks. Lungs need
bud ‘n’ kief. Blunt’s sweet. Swisher burn like wicker, hoe.
Smokin’ dry caps. I’m an Amanita picker, hoe.
Blowin’ my cash on some outta-print stickers, hoe.
Y’all like pussy bald. I like bushes drenched in sweat.
Call it rainforest. Grow that shit like Chia Pet.
Perfume’s fo’ lightin’ fires. Natural what makes me wet.
And that’s the hair they get my cum in, you can fuckin’ bet.
FVCKVEVO. You’re all robots. C3PO.
I’m emo. Put me in a box like P.O.
Got primo. Y’all just take fuckin’ placebos.
Mario. Eat a mushroom, here we go.
Fuck hip-hop, this shit’s evil disco.
America’s one big Otsego.
Rainin’ bricks on pigs like free throw.
Don’t fuck wit’ LxGxBxTx, hoe.

OCEAN MAN

Pushin’ P remix for fans of Nascar Aloe, XXXTENTACION, Zaid Tabani, $UICIDEBOY$, Li’l Peep, Earl Sweatshirt, Li’l Darkie, Sharpe, Li’l Nas X, Ghostemane, City Morgue, Pouya, Slipknot, Bring Me The Horizon, and 6 Dogs.
Lyric video: https://youtu.be/sSfJfMr5GwI?si=Rt39Cka5V_GrTj8i

Cover screenshot’d from Sam & Max - The Devil’s Playhouse.
Original beat: https://youtu.be/1ItlEmaIFTE
Beat, samples, and vocals chopped and distorted on the GarageBand app, then separately screen-recorded and touched up together on InShot.
Samples (in order): Ren & Stimpy, SpongeBob, Suris, and Jay & Silent Bob Reboot.

Lyrics:
We are not the reason society’s failed.
Y’all the ones throwin’ tantrums over painted nails.
Act a fool just fo’ yo favor, cower in yo echo chamber.
Twisted like some rollin’ paper. Wonder why shit’s off the rails.
Bitches actin’ like it’s dope shit to be phobic.
You don’t even know what help is, or what health is.
Think we got it good cos some companies sell shit?
Hella differences, but you can’t even fuckin’ tell, bitch.
Slit yo throat, then I’ll hang ya wit’ the gauze.
This is the effect, not the cause.
I ain’t stoopin’ to they level, bitch. I’m just adaptin’.
I don’t even have a level, so I’ll stay attackin’.
Suck my dick, I’m punchin’ up. All you cunts be punchin’ down.
I know I be fuckin’ up, but all y’all do is fuck around.
Pussies don’t want peace. Pussies just want beef.
They will never care, see our bodies in the streets.
They be happy as long we feel crappy.
Fuck it, I’ll just OD. You don’t deserve to know me, cunt.
(I swear I’ll never become anything I’m swearing to destroy.
I just believe the best medicine’s a taste of one’s own.
I dunno, maybe it’s the childhood trauma.)

Pussies Don’t Want Peace (Prod. YBH) (2022)

Fuck your short attention span! If you’re interested enough to click on my shit, you better be reading my bio in its fucking entirety! Also, if your profile pic is nothing but a URL, “buy SoundCloud followers” or anything similar, stay the fuck away from me! And if you follow me and then like or repost only 1 or 2 things I’ve released the whole time, you’re iffy at best. If you follow me without liking or reposting anything at all, you’re probably not even real.
Another quick PSA: If you’re interested in promoting my music or whatever, just go ahead. Don’t give me any “I think I can” or “I can probably”, don’t even bother asking! If you wanna do it, just fuckin’ do it! But also don’t expect anything more than a shout-out for it cos I still don’t trust strangers on the internet as far as I can piss on ‘em. Which also means I ain’t signing or signing up for jack shit, nor will I give away any free fucking money. If you wanna exploit or take advantage of me, fuck off and die! And I mean that shit from the bottom of my heart.

Anyway, sorry for being so inactive for literally the entire time, but I’m still working on it. I’m gonna upload things as soon as they’re finished from now on, and I’ll try to do it as frequently as possible. It probably still won’t be very frequent for some time yet, but y’know. Anyway, fuck these past 4 years, fuck every year after just in case, and most of all: thanks for any patience that I will never have.

A.K.A. NEU℞OTRA$H, Jake Doe, Jake The Mistake, Li'l Wolf, Scum God, ¥UИG $NO℞LAXXX, Crap Lord, Notorious F.A.G., Professor Assburger, Li'l Moist Mane, Yung Grief, Shotiana, Lewdicrous, Infidelle, Gringo Starr, Yung Cadaver, & Motherfuckenstein
▽ Cis guy; any pronouns
▽ Zillenial (generations don’t exist, BTW)
▽ Autistic
▽ Probably ADHD too; yet to be officially diagnosed, but wouldn’t be surprised
▽ Demiromantic pansexual
▽ Furry
▽ Stoner
▽ Socialist
▽ Feminist
▽ Antitheist
▽ Antihero
▽ AntiYouTuber
▽ Anti-influencer
▽ Anti-formal
▽ Antinatal
▽ Anti-purity
▽ Antinihilist
▽ Anti-AI
▽ Pro-drugs
▽ Pro-graffiti
▽ Pro-piracy
▽ Pro-revenge
▽ Sex positive
▽ Physical media supremacist
▽ I also do art, memes, Youtube Poops, etc.
▽ Aesthetics (at least visually) can range from 1960s up until late 2010s; usually 90s to mid-2000s

Genres I fuck with:
▽ Rap/hip-hop (old school AND modern)
▽ Nu-metal
▽ Punk
▽ Industrial
▽ Prog
▽ Hardcore
▽ Vaporwave
▽ Mathcore
▽ Grindcore
▽ Noisecore
▽ Powerviolence
▽ Mincecore
▽ Goregrind
▽ Gorenoise
▽ Jungle/DnB
▽ Norwegian black metal (old school)
So expect a lot of different, mixed up shit back and forth.
Just know that nothing will be in any particular order. I may post 1 or 2 “fire” tracks and then a couple underwhelming ones, so don’t expect me to be consistent, like ever. :P

For fans (at least some each) of Tyler The Creator (2009-2015), Earl Sweatshirt, XXXTENTACION (2013-18), Bring Me The Horizon, Meshuggah, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Deftones, Ski Mask The Slump God, MellowHype, Converge, Daughters, Goolagoon, ACxDC, Mindless Self Indulgence☒, Bill Burr☒, Penn & Teller, City Morgue, $UICIDEBOY$, Ghostemane, 6 Dogs, Slipknot (1996-2001), Code Orange𖤐, Vein.fm, Agoraphobic Nosebleed☒ (1996-2009), Li'l Peep𖤐, Li'l Xan, MacDoesIt, PRXJEK, Macintosh Plus, The Sawtooth Grin, Sharpe, Despise You, Pig Destroyer (1997-2004), George Carlin, Anal Cunt☒ (1994-2004), Static-X, Hatebreed, Pouya, Car Bomb, Joji (F.K.A. Filthy Frank), J.I.D, YungGoth✰, Mudvayne (1997-2003), Tool, Orgy, Limp Bizkit, SCARLXRD, Night Lovell, Li'l Uzi Vert𖤐, Sℒen, KoЯn (1996-2003), Isis, Nine Inch Nails (1992-94), HANATARASH, Primus, Motograter, Knocked Loose, (hǝd) p.e. (1995-2000), Marilyn Manson☒ (1994-2000), Descendents, Bad Religion, Korviday, Adam Conover, John Oliver, Sick Of It All, Ho99o9, SmokePurpp, Linkin Park (1998-2004), Dimmu Borgir (1994-1999), Denzel Curry, Kendrick Lamar, Bo Burnham, Robot Chicken, Chevelle, Coal Chamber (1994-1999), Pee-Wee Herman, Travis Barker, The Kids In The Hall, The Weeknd☒ (2014-15), Job For A Cowboy (2004-2007), Burnt By The Sun, P.O.D. (1999-2002), Michael Rosen, CS188, FlyingKitty, FishTitan64, Li’l Darkie, Eric André, Monty Python☒, Sybyr (F.K.A. Syringe), JonTron☒, Insect Warfare, Discordance Axis, Li'l Tracy, Wicca Phase Springs Eternal𖤐, Nothing Nowhere, Mushroomhead (1995-2003), Machine Head (1994-1999), Sevendust (1996-2001), System Of A Down (1996-2003), Machine Girl, Li'l Yachty, Kottonmouth Kings (1995-2003), Corporate Avenger, Burzum☒ (1992-2007), Darkthrone, Tim & Eric𖤐, The Berzerker (1999-2002), Roly, Nascar Aloe, Prodigy, Immortal (1991-2002), Meth Leppard, Will Ferrell, Oz Media, The Click, One Topic At A Time, Wonderstruck Guy, Damien Lee, D'Angelo Wallace, Spatnz, Suris, Kurtis Conner, Nicolas Black, William Maranci, Tommy Wiseau☒, Tallah𖤐, Odin Wolf/Nido Flow, MYUTTS (F.K.A. Bolt Mutt), Sam & Max, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Battles, Li’l Nas X, Kevin Smith, Meat Beat Manifesto, Twiztid, Regurgitate (1992-2003), Mel Brooks, Weird Al, Jason Lee, Ed Gein (2003-2010), As The Sun Sets, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth☒, Father's Milk, SHIT PIPE, Piss Leech, Acid Shower, Last Days Of Humanity, Dry Kill Logic, Larval Therapy, BULMA ブルマ ...I dunno, the list goes on (not just music-wise, but also in terms of personalities/attitude, messages/topics, sense(s) of humor, shit like that).
𖤐 = Fellow Pennsylvanian(s)! <3
☒ = Scandals (and/or just stupidity) not included!

Side-projects:
▽ SPERMxWHALE (pornogorenoise) (est. 2024)
▽ Bongsucker (gorenoise) (est. 2023)
▽ WARDOGS (furry grindcore mixed with nu-metal) (est. 2021)
▽ Anthrodite (furry mathcore mixed with punk) (est. 2021)
▽ Meth Lab Arsonist (blackened-cyber-noise-grind) (est. 2023)
▽ Pillcrusher (grindcore with hints of math and noise) (est. 2018)
▽ Youthanized (death/math/grind/hardcore/industrial/nu-metal) (est. 2016)
▽ Diarrheabedis (Tim-&-Eric-themed gorenoise) (est. 2021)

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