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SHIT PIPE - ROOKIE MISTAKE - 2023 Single (Mincecore)

SHIT PIPE - 3 TRAX

GUTSSTOMPER - Discography 2020 / 2023

Made on the GarageBand app with no real instruments this time. LOL.
What I did for the “vocals” was remove the bowl from my mini-bong and blow into that end instead of sucking from the other like normal. And instead of even bothering with the quantization, I just button-mashed my iPad and stuck with what I got. :P
Cover made on PicsArt as always. Logo hand-drawn by me.
Full album will be available on BandCamp in little bit, with obligatory (mostly gay) porn samples and plenty of cowbell. >;3
For fans of Liquidised, Sarcoidorrhoea, FUR GORE, Boykissing Fuckfest, Horsecock Bowel Obstruction, SATANS A FURRY, YIFF, Anal Cunt, Anal Birth, Anal Cake, Anal Cumshot, Anal Airbag, Scatosyphilic Faggot Fuckfest, Ingested Lobotomized Remains, AUTOxFELLATIO, and Shit Swamp.
Samples in order: The Powerpuff Girls, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and The Super Mario Bros Super Show.
“Black Market Baby Organ Harvesting” is a direct quote from the wicked cunt of Georgia, I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Butter Taylor Greene, about what she unironically thinks Planned Parenthood is. “Sperm Caked With Keif” is from Jay & Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. “Pickle Fucker” is from Clerks II.

Promo ‘24

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Fuck your short attention span! Y’all better be reading my bio in its fucking entirety!
Also, if you can't see all of my banner, that's SoundCloud's fault, not mine or yours!
[Sorry for being so inactive for literally the entire time, but I’m still working on it. I’m gonna upload things as soon as they’re finished from now on, and I’ll try to do it as frequently as possible. It probably still won’t be very frequent for some time yet, but y’know. Anyway, fuck these past 4 years, fuck every year after just in case, and most of all: thanks for any patience that I will never have.]
Quick PSA: If you’re interested in promoting my music or whatever, just go ahead. Don’t give me any “I think I can” or “I can probably”, don’t even bother asking! If you wanna do it, just fuckin’ do it! But I will NEVER sign shit! Nothing personal (unless you’re actually from a major label or something, either that or a straight up scammer), just principle.

A.K.A. NEU℞OTRA$H, Jake Doe, Jake The Mistake, Li'l Wolf, Scum God, ¥UИG $NO℞LAXXX, Crap Lord, Notorious F.A.G., Professor Assburger, Li'l Moist Mane, Yung Grief, Shotiana, Lewdicrous, Infidelle, Gringo Starr, Yung Cadaver, & Motherfuckenstein
▽ Cis guy; any pronouns
▽ Older gen-Z
▽ Autistic
▽ Probably ADHD too; yet to be officially diagnosed, but wouldn’t be surprised
▽ Demiromantic pansexual
▽ Furry
▽ Stoner
▽ Socialist
▽ Antitheist
▽ Antihero
▽ AntiYouTuber
▽ Anti-influencer
▽ Antinatal
▽ Anti-purity
▽ Antinihilist
▽ Pro-drugs
▽ Pro-graffiti
▽ Pro-piracy
▽ Pro-revenge
▽ Physical media supremacist
▽ I also do art, memes, Youtube Poops, etc.
▽ Aesthetics (at least visually) can range from 1960s up until late 2010s; usually 90s to mid-2000s

Genres I fuck with:
▽ Rap/hip-hop (old school AND modern)
▽ Nu-metal
▽ Punk
▽ Industrial
▽ Prog
▽ Hardcore
▽ Deathcore
▽ Slamming brutal death metal
▽ Mathcore
▽ Grindcore
▽ Noisecore
▽ Powerviolence
▽ Mincecore
▽ Goregrind
▽ Gorenoise
▽ Jungle/DnB
▽ Norwegian black metal (old school)
So expect a lot of different, mixed up shit back and forth.
Just know that nothing will be in any particular order. I may post 1 or 2 “fire” tracks and then a couple underwhelming ones, so don’t expect me to be consistent, like ever. :P

For fans of Tyler The Creator (2009-2015), Earl Sweatshirt, XXXTENTACION (2013-18), Bring Me The Horizon, Meshuggah, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Deftones, Ski Mask The Slump God, MellowHype, Converge, Daughters, Goolagoon, ACxDC, Mindless Self Indulgence☒, Bill Burr☒, Penn & Teller, City Morgue, $UICIDEBOY$, Ghostemane, 6 Dogs, Slipknot☒ (1996-2001), Fit For An Autopsy, Code Orange𖤐, Vein.fm, Agoraphobic Nosebleed☒ (1996-2009), Li'l Pump☒, Li'l Peep𖤐, Li'l Xan, MacDoesIt, Juice WRLD, PRXJEK, Macintosh Plus, The Sawtooth Grin, Sharpe, Despise You, Pig Destroyer (1997-2004), George Carlin, Anal Cunt☒ (1994-2004), Static-X, Hatebreed, Pouya, Car Bomb, Joji (F.K.A. Filthy Frank), J.I.D, ITSOKTOCRY, YungGoth✰, Mudvayne (1997-2003), Tool, Orgy, Radiohead, Limp Bizkit, SCARLXRD, Night Lovell, Li'l Uzi Vert𖤐, Sℒen, KoЯn (1996-2003), Isis, Nine Inch Nails (1992-94), HANATARASH, SeeYouSpaceCowboy, Primus, Motograter, Knocked Loose, (hǝd) p.e. (1995-2000), Marilyn Manson☒ (1994-2000), Descendents, Bad Religion, Korviday, Playboi Carti, Adam Conover, John Oliver, Sick Of It All, Ho99o9, SmokePurpp, Linkin Park (1998-2004), Dimmu Borgir (1994-1999), Denzel Curry, Kendrick Lamar, Bo Burnham, Robot Chicken, Chevelle, Coal Chamber (1994-1999), Pee-Wee Herman, Travis Barker, The Kids In The Hall, The Weeknd☒ (2014-15), Job For A Cowboy (2004-2007), Ice Spice, Burnt By The Sun, P.O.D. (1999-2002), Michael Rosen, CS188, FlyingKitty, FishTitan64, Li’l Darkie, Eric André, Monty Python☒, Sybyr (F.K.A. Syringe), JonTron☒, Insect Warfare, Discordance Axis, Li'l Tracy, Wicca Phase Springs Eternal𖤐, Nothing Nowhere, Mushroomhead (1995-2003), Machine Head (1994-1999), Sevendust (1996-2001), System Of A Down (1996-2003), Machine Girl, Li'l Yachty, Kottonmouth Kings (1995-2003), Corporate Avenger, Burzum☒ (1992-2007), Darkthrone, Tim & Eric𖤐, The Berzerker (1999-2002), Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot, Roly, Jake Munro☒, Nascar Aloe, Prodigy, Immortal (1991-2002), Meth Leppard, Will Ferrell, Oz Media, The Click, One Topic At A Time, Wonderstruck Guy, Damien Lee, D'Angelo Wallace, Spatnz, Suris, Kurtis Conner, Nicolas Black, William Maranci, Tommy Wiseau, Tallah𖤐, Odin Wolf/Nido Flow, MYUTTS (F.K.A. Bolt Mutt), Glitch, Sam & Max, Team Fortress 2, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Battles, Li’l Nas X, Kevin Smith, Mayhem (but only with Dead), Meat Beat Manifesto, Twiztid, Regurgitate (1992-2003), Mel Brooks, Weird Al, 311 (1993-2003), Jason Lee, Ed Gein (2003-2010), As The Sun Sets, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth☒, Active Stenosis, Travis Scott☒, Father's Milk, SHIT PIPE, Piss Leech, Acid Shower... I dunno, the list goes on (not just music-wise, but also in terms of personalities/attitude, messages/topics, sense(s) of humor, shit like that).
𖤐 = Fellow Pennsylvanian(s)! <3
☒ = Scandals (and/or just stupidity) not included!

Side-projects:
▽ SPERMxWHALE (pornogorenoise) (est. 2024)
▽ Bongsucker (gorenoise) (est. 2023)
▽ Meth Lab Arsonist (blackened-cyber-noise-grind) (est. 2023)
▽ Anthrodite (furry mathcore mixed with punk) (est. 2021)
▽ Pillcrusher (grindcore with hints of math and noise) (est. 2018)
▽ WARDOGS (furry grindcore mixed with nu-metal) (est. 2021)
▽ Youthanized (death/math/grind/hardcore/industrial/nu-metal) (est. 2016)
▽ Diarrheabedis (Tim-&-Eric-themed gorenoise) (est. 2021)

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