Just some quality college football trashtalk for The Game!!

Instrumentals: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - Fingerstyle Instrumental Guitar. Arranged by Rynten Okazaki, performed by Gareth Evans

https://youtu.be/4sk1AFvN1m8


Lyrics:

You know Tressel and Woody
Of Bucknut folklore
Tattoos and punches
Then they were no more
Now new blood has entered
And taken the reins…
 
Urban the rednose tyrant (tyrant)
Used to coach some slimy pros (double homicide)
And if you ever asked him (asked him)
He would just bring up Tebow (what a dud)
All of collegiate football (football)
Would talk about his legacy (squeaky clean)
But poor slimy Urban, (Urban)
Needed booze and drugs to sleep (oh my heart)
 
Then one day THE OHIO STATE came to him and said
“Look, Urban we think you're bright
Won't you teach our kids what's right?”
 
Then all Ohio loved him (loved him)
Thinking it was too easy (yippee)
Going undefeated against Michigan
Then Harbaugh came to be! (OH NO)
 
 On one gloomy December day 
The Harbaugh time began
Teaching with great Bo in mind
Success is what this team will find
 
Urban had his fortunes (fortunes)
Thinking he'll win the East (good luck!)
But now that we have Jim Harbaugh
Urban can enjoy his....
Urban can enjoy his Papa Johns Feast!
(Better Ingredients Better Pizza) (LIAR)
Papa Johns feast!

♫Urban The Rednose Tyrant♫

Parody of American Pie by Don McClean. Instrumentals obtained from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tbqgM0N-C4

A LONG LONG TIME AGO
I CAN STILL REMEMBER HOW
IN MID-OCTOBER THE SPARTANS WERE A JOKE
AND I KNEW THAT THE WOLVERINES WOULD WIN
KEEPING THEIR DOMINANCE IN MICHIGAN
AND, MAYBE, THE SPARTANS WOULD ALWAYS CHOKE

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BUT THEN LLOYD CARR WANTED TO RETIRE
AND WE FOUND RICHROD, THEN HOKE TO HIRE
THE WOLVERINES WOULD NOSEDIVE
AND SOMEHOW THE SPARTANS DID THRIVE

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I CAN’T REMEMBER IF I CRIED
WHEN BLAKE FUMBLED AND STATE SURVIVED
BUT SOMETHING TOUCHED ME DEEP INSIDE
THE DAY THE SPARTANS DIED

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SO
BYE, BYE TO YOUR POSTSEASON DRIVE
PUSHED YOUR LUCK, NOW YOU SUCK, AND YOUR TIME HAS ARRIVED
AND THEM GOOD OLE DAYS OF BEING RANKED AND ALIVE
IS NOW “NEED TO WIN MORE THAN 5”
“NEED TO WIN MORE THAN JUST 5”

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DID YOU THINK THE CRIMSON TIDE
STOLE ALL THE RECRUITS NATIONWIDE
AND WOULDN’T BEAT DANTONIO?
OH, DID YOU BELIEVE THAT THE SPARTY SHAM
WAS SUPPOSED TO CHALLENGE A REAL PROGRAM,
AND GET MORE POINTS THAN ZERO?

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WELL, I KNOW THAT MARK FELT DISRESPECT
WHILE HIS TEAM BECAME A USELESS WRECK
THEIR FANS, THEY STARTED TO BOO
EVEN LOSING TO THE STRUGGLING COUGS

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NO AMOUNT OF COUCHES CAN EXIST
TO SATISFY THAT BURNING ITCH
OF ALL THE SPARTY FANS WHO WERE PISSED
THE DAY THEIR SPARTANS DIED

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SO WE STARTED SINGIN’
BYE, BYE TO YOUR POSTSEASON DRIVE
PUSHED YOUR LUCK, NOW YOU SUCK, AND YOUR TIME HAS ARRIVED
AND THEM GOOD OLE DAYS OF BEING RANKED AND ALIVE
IS NOW “NEED TO WIN MORE THAN 5”
“NEED TO WIN MORE THAN JUST 5”

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NOW, FOR SOME TIME WE ALL HAVE KNOWN
SPARTY HAS SEATED THE MICHIGAN THRONE
BUT, THAT’S NOT HOW IT USED TO BE

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WHEN HART SAID THEY ARE JUST LITTLE BRO
HE REALLY TICKED OFF DANTONIO
AND SPARTY HAD A 8 YEAR WINNING SPREE 

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OH, THE NATION WAS IMPRESSED, OF COURSE
SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG 10 FORCE
THEY WERE TEAM DESTINY
NOW ALMOST LAST IN THE EAST

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AND WHILE HARBAUGH HAS MUCH TO DO
LIKE DRINK WHOLE MILK AND BEAT OSU 
WE KNOW HE CAN MAKE ONE THING TRUE
ON OCTOBER TWENTY NINTH

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WE WERE SINGIN’
BYE, BYE TO YOUR POSTSEASON DRIVE
PUSHED YOUR LUCK, NOW YOU SUCK, AND YOUR TIME HAS ARRIVED
AND THEM GOOD OLE DAYS OF BEING RANKED AND ALIVE
IS NOW “NEED TO WIN MORE THAN 5”
“NEED TO WIN MORE THAN JUST 5”

Trash Talk Thursday

More Than 5 (American Pie Parody) by tejinator

“THE MICHIGAN MAN,” A ‘PIANO MAN’ PARODY BY /U/TEJINATOR, SUNG BY /U/STERLSSWAGGER

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IT’S 12 O’CLOCK ON A SATURDAY

THE BUCKEYE CROWD WANTS A WIN

I’M WITH MY OLD MAN SITTING NEXT TO ME

HOPING THAT WE’D BEAT URBAN

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HE SAYS “SON, DO YOU THINK MY DEAR WOLVERINES

CAN GO TO COLUMBUS AND PLAY?

I’M JUST GLAD WE’RE ELITE AND OUR TEAM’S COMPLETE 

NOW I WANT TO RUIN THE BUCKEYE’S DAY.”

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LA LA, DI DI DA DA 

LA LA, DI DI DA DA DA DUM

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FIND US THE WAY, YOU’RE A MICHIGAN MAN

FIND US A WAY TO FIGHT

WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A VICTORY

AND WITH COACH HARBAUGH WE UNITE

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NOW JIM IN YEAR ONE STOPPED THE DECLINE

HE MANAGED TO GO 10 AND 3

HE WAS QUICK TO IMPROVE A TEAM WE WOULD APPROVE

BUT WE LOST TO THE BUCKS AND SPARTY

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HE SAID “LET ME ASK YOU A SIMPLE THING

AND THE ANSWER IS REALLY QUITE EASY

WHO HAS GOT IT BETTER THAN ANY OF US?”

WE ALL SAID “NOBODY!” 

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OH, LA LA, DI DI DA DA

LA LA, DI DI DA DA DUM

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NOW OUR TEAM IS A WRECKING MACHINE

WITH A REAL ENERGY AND DRIVE

WE PICKED UP RASHAN, AND THE DON BROWN D

AND HAVE A CRAZY NUMBER 5

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AND OUR OFFENSE IS FINDING ITS RHYTHM

WE HAVE JAKE BOOTY AND DARBOH

WE ALSO HAVE A GREAT SET OF RUNNINGBACKS

SOME SAY IT’S BETTER THAN OHIO’S

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FIND US THE WAY, YOU’RE A MICHIGAN MAN

FIND US A WAY TO FIGHT

WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A VICTORY

WITH COACH HARBAUGH WE UNITE

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IT'LL BE A PRETTY GOOD CROWD ON SATURDAY

AND WE THINK THE GAME WILL BE WORTHWHILE

CAUSE WE KNOW IT’LL BE WHAT DETERMINES THE EAST

IN THIS SHOWDOWN, BIG 10 STYLE

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AND THE CROWD, IT’S FILLED WITH SCARLET 

AND THE CROWD IS JUBILANT WITH CHEER

AND THOSE AT THE SHOE KNOW ONE THING IS TRUE

THIS GAME DETERMINES THE YEAR

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OH, LA LA, DI DI DA DA

LA LA, DI DI DA DA DUM

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FIND US THE WAY, YOU’RE A MICHIGAN MAN

FIND US A WAY TO FIGHT

WE ARE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A VICTORY

AND WITH COACH HARBAUGH WE UNITE

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KARAOKE VERSION OF PIANO MAN FOUND HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXrKCVILWN8

tejinator

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