Telepathetic's debut EP: Telepathetic was written and recorded in the harsh Arctic wastes of Brighton town. Everyday was a bitter struggle against frostbite and bodily function. On the 5th day of recording we had to cut off Dave's arms and use them as kindling to set the Guitars on fire. The arms you see him use now are actually Cyborg metal arms built according to an ancient blueprint found in the Temple of Ooglemacksteinbagoo. Unfortunately Dave spilt some Coffee on the Blueprint whilst struggling to grasp the Coffee mug between his two gruesome stumps, the result being the Cyborg arms are missing a crucial element. So every now and then he loses control of them and they go off on ridiculously long Guitar solos boring everyone (including himself) to tears, but no one can stop them - they are too powerful.

Mikey's Favourite

Time

Montage

I really can't be bothered to describe this. I mean its right there for you to listen to, what's the point? You wouldn't stand in front of a mountain range and ask the person next to you to describe what you were seeing. Well, unless you were blind I suppose. But If you are blind you won't be able to see this anyway so there's still no point in describing it. Unless you were deaf I suppose, but why would a deaf person be on Soundcloud anyway? That's like a man with no parts hanging around in a Brothel or a blind person staring at a mountain range, I mean what is the point?

Don Tiramisu

A song about an unfortunate incident involving some bird shit that took place on a Corsair ship just off the Barbary Coast. Don't ask.