Name: TMP - Bryan's S**tty Contest by Ten Minute Podcast
Duration: 11 min 18 s
Description: Bryan wants to get listeners of the podcast on a boat for an L.A. good time. Chris wants to give only a specific subsect of the audience a special prize. Will just wants to chum around with his friends because he does not believe in having fans.

With Chris out of the studio, Bryan and Will break a completely implausible story, scoring an exclusive interview via satellite with Russian cosmonaut, Dimitri Rosinoyev. Over the past thirteen years, Dr. Rosinoyev has been living in a space pod ON THE PLANET MARS! He has never granted an interview of any kind until now. You’ll soon be hearing all about Dimitri’s brave and totally unbelievable journey through all avenues of mainstream media and we’re honored to be the first to break this utterly inconceivable story.

TMP – Dimitri Rosinoyev

Bryan is finding it hard to stay within the sexual confines of a monogamous relationship, as relates to his role in a nuclear family structure. Chris and Will do their best to talk him off the ledge.

TMP – I Can’t Step Out?

Will, Bryan and Chris answer romantic advice questions from listeners via Twitter. They also argue about answering romantic advice questions from listeners via Twitter.

TMP - Valentine's Day

There are a lot of things that Bryan does not do that he has to do. Will and Chris just want to know which things Bryan has done that he has to do and which things Bryan has not done that he has to do.

TMP - J'Doo'Eh?

Will composes a theme song for Bryan via voicemail. Bryan takes issue. Chris likes it fine.

TMP - Bryan Callen Theme Song

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TMP - Bryan Callen Congratulations on Your Bad Ideas

Chris is so sorry about last episode when he said mean things about his costar from the new NBC sitcom, Undateable.

TMP - Chris is So Sorry

Will has been punched in the face a few times, Bryan has beaten up anywhere from six to eight skinheads at once and Chris has never been involved in anything like either of those things.

TMP - Punched in the Face

Bryan wants to get listeners of the podcast on a boat for an L.A. good time. Chris wants to give only a specific subsect of the audience a special prize. Will just wants to chum around with his friends because he does not believe in having fans.

TMP - Bryan's S**tty Contest

The guys get a little bored with each other. Ehhbleh! Bleh bleh bleh, everybody! Bleh!

TMP - Blibuhdibuhlibuh

Each of the guys discuss who they would like replace the other two with.

TMP - Replacements

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!

TMP - Bryan's S**tty Contest

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